Go-dive-in-a *#(@&(*$@#
After being gone all weekend for work, a romantic interest of mine came over, showered me with affection, told me how much he missed me, sang love songs to me, and gave me a gift bag with a little shirt that recommends misbehavior, and two giant Godiva chocolate-covered strawberries, one dark and one milk chocolate since he forgot which kind I could have. Well, how do I tell him that if it's Godiva, I can't have it at all??!!! Eventually I alluded to that and told him to eat them, but he refused. This is where my ubiquitous, go-to coping response of , "at least I can have chocolate" really... falls... short..
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