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How To Live Gluten-Free By The Onion

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By nvsmom
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nvsmom
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This is an older article written by the Onion about how to live gluten-free.  Strangely it is funny yet true....  :P

 

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With the rise in celiac disease and widespread availability of gluten-free products, many Americans are cutting gluten from their diets in an effort to improve their overall health. Here is The Onion’s guide to avoiding wheat, barley, rye, and other glutinous foods:

  • A good way to tell if a food contains gluten is that it will emit a low, hollow sound when tapped.
  • A little amaranth or arrowroot goes a long way to making you forget what cupcakes tasted like.
  • If you’re having a tough time avoiding glutinous food, simply go out and purchase a tiny gluten-straining sieve to install in your throat, which sell for as little as $10...

 

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Thank you for the laugh.  I actually clicked the link gotta say my faves is the  throat sieve and the  sound test.

This is an older article written by the Onion about how to live gluten-free.  Strangely it is funny yet true....  :P

 

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