Omg...i Might Be On To Something

[DingoGirl]

Votre Francais et tres bien, mon ami. Mine sucks. I don't think he is in France, though. I think he is in Connecticut.

Rachel, tell us about the grocery shopping ? Any exciting celebrity sightings?

CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS - ha ha ha - good one - -

but do you think Picard is FROM FRANCE?? this would be so titillating...

hey - does anyone know if scanners work well for photos? I am going to have to see if I can post something quite funny......has to do with JR......some of you will like it......

Susan, je ne pense pas qu'il habite en France, je pensent Conneticut. LOL

OH MON DIEU CECILE, didn't know that that French injun in you SPOKE FRENCH ACTUALEMENT......

[AndreaB]

Robbin... qui était trop drôle, je n'ai pas même su que vous avez signalé cela ! !

You guys are making me wish I'd kept up with my French.

Cecile,

You need to come stay for a long time in a couple years and refresh my pronunciation if I decide to try and start the kids on French. It's that or Spanish. Of course, maybe I'll wait until they are older. The only thing is we've got to take advantage of the sponges while they still absorb quickly.

[DingoGirl]

You guys are making me wish I'd kept up with my French.

and for WHAT I ask? another usesless talent (for me anyway)

[TheDave]

Surprised so many people know French on here....or some of it anyway..... I always figures Spanish would be the more obvious choice (well...especially for us here in California!)

[DingoGirl]

good holy heck, am FINALLY caught up and now I have to sign off! I am hungry and cranky....back is killing me from sitting at the computer - this has never happened in my life - - -

I feel that I don't even have the strength to be witty at the moment....it has temporarily left me.....oh .....dear....scary.......dark and .....scary..................................

There is too much and I can't even remembe what I want to address!! Maybe we are going to have to put POSTING LIMITS on people - - like, you can only post SO MANY a day.....

[AndreaB]

Edit post-irrevelant.

[Guest Robbin]

Robbin... qui était trop drôle, je n'ai pas même su que vous avez signalé cela ! !

vous me faites le rire, mon Français est moche. Je tends mon cerveau. Gotta stop the French, I am thinking too much, lol.

I was getting confused, can you imagine that- I was thinking of the Amber Frey sighting. Oops, I am forgetting to use asterisks ***** *******

Decorating committee members must decorate*****

That is interesting about the golden retrievers, Karen, I never knew that before. I love them so much too. I love most dogs and cats.

Omg, Rachel, you will appreciate this story -Remember the little pond I was going to put fish in? Well, I did put some fish in-coincidentally their names were (notice WERE) Jean-Claude, Patrice, Lisette, and WeeWee.

Sad, sad story it is. I was so excited and put them in their new home, with water temp. just right, chlorine removed, food, nice glass baubles in the bottom and to my horror, the next day found them all dead. Stuck to the bottom of the pump!!!! They were sucked into the pump that the fountain flowed from!! They are now fertilizer in my flower bed. Alas, the circle of life......

[AndreaB]

This is so true... have to share a story... I seem to always do that...

One of my sisters and husband and their 3 young children lived in Austria for a few years because of work... the kids came back bi-lingual... my sister and her husband had to ask the kids to translate for them when they were still there...

[AndreaB]

good holy heck, am FINALLY caught up and now I have to sign off! I am hungry and cranky....back is killing me from sitting at the computer - this has never happened in my life - - -

I feel that I don't even have the strength to be witty at the moment....it has temporarily left me.....oh .....dear....scary.......dark and .....scary..................................

There is too much and I can't even remembe what I want to address!! Maybe we are going to have to put POSTING LIMITS on people - - like, you can only post SO MANY a day.....

Susan, no, you can't go already!

Ok, you must get something to eat. Very important. Hope your back feels better in the morning.

Nighty, night.

[Rachel--24]

I'm speeeed reading...catching up fast! Only 4 pages back now.

I'm replying to multiple posts (learned this from The Dave)

Glad the Village Idiot is good for something

About the staring...I usually get it when I walk erect with dingos too....go figure

LMAO...

It took me awhile to catch on to this...

iPod's are great at work!? up until 6 they are! and you wonder about the word slacker??? hmmm

And just what are you implying Mr. Not my Boss??

At 6 am I am busy greeting customers and at this point I have no use for an iPod as our customers are my only priority. Don't you know this?? Sheeessh.

Oh..................my.......................Gosh.......................our Cissie watches BOUNTY HUNTER......

this is somehow SO incongruous to me........let me wrap my mind around it................

Ok....so I need to wrap my mind around this too.

How is it that she watches Bounty Hunter and yet has never heard of Brad and Angelina???

think about it.....our dear Rachel cna't even catch up, and SHE IS THE PRESIDENT......

Ummm...yes. And I'm STILL not caught up. I simply asked the Rachelvillians to slow things down and several people seemed to *think* about it...but yet went on to add about 15 more pages!

Shhheeeesh....my own cult farm has gone wild.

Rachel, I trust you will leave the troublesome crackers at the store--where they belong

Jersey...I sure as heck did! I walked right past those darn gluten crackers that are disguised as rice crackers! I've learned my lesson! I'm never touching those nasty things again!

Besides I have like 3 packages of them at home still.

Sorry, I'm posting. I can't help it. This is really bad. I have a job for the next week that basically involves me, in a room by myself, with a big computer, a set of instructions, and...oh no...internet access! Don't worry though, I'm very skilled at hanging out in Rachelville while simultaneously getting work done

YAY Mango!!!!

The auxigro protective geese are suppose to protect us from a lot of things.....

Yeah...me thinks the geese have been slippin a bit.

Cissie what is wroooooong with the geese???

Ohhh sheeet! Andrea is going to die when she gets back....

LMAO!!!

NO EFFIN' AFLAC GEESE!!!!!

If we have the aflac bird I'm moving out of Rachelville.

Don't ask why, too traumatic. A guy and a lot of vodka. I'll leave it at that.

OMG Chelse.

I'm tryin to imagine what this could possibly be about....

OH Gaaaaaaawd I'm being robbed of my emotions again!!!

Have to go back and count these little guys....

[DingoGirl]

How is it that she watches Bounty Hunter and yet has never heard of Brad and Angelina???

a BIG chortling, snorting guffaw here....I woke my dingo up.....

[AndreaB]

And just what are you implying Mr. Not my Boss??

At 6 am I am busy greeting customers and at this point I have no use for an iPod as our customers are my only priority. Don't you know this?? Sheeessh.

You tell him Rachel!

[Guest Robbin]

Just an FYI for everyone...I'm officially a whore now.... @ 27 posts per day.....good thing I was off today....

Ohmygoodness Dave that is some kind of record I think. Dh is Dear Husband, Ds Dear son. Susan, Good night! Sweet dreams. I am going to have to go too. Another early morning so I am going to try to go to sleep.

Celia, Andrea, Keep the Dave in line. Goodnight All.

[DingoGirl]

Robbin... vous et vos mots êtes beaux !

Check this out... why would coffee make my stomach feel better? What is that about.... I am soooo confussed I had a cup and I feel a bit better.

Translation - - I am cracking up - - "Robbin, you and your words are pretty!!" ha ha ha ha

I don't know about the coffee and your stomach, silly, but it MIGHT explain why you can't sleep, ever - -

[AndreaB]

Ohmygoodness Dave that is some kind of record I think. Dh is Dear Husband, Ds Dear son. Susan, Good night! Sweet dreams. I am going to have to go too. Another early morning so I am going to try to go to sleep.

Celia, Andrea, Keep the Dave in line. Goodnight All.

Dave must have snuck that one in. Mother Hen is on patrol.....since our geese seem to be slipping in their duties.

[TheDave]

You tell him Rachel!

Yea yea...there will be a write up waiting for her on my desk in the morning....

[TheDave]

Ohmygoodness Dave that is some kind of record I think. Dh is Dear Husband, Ds Dear son. Susan, Good night! Sweet dreams. I am going to have to go too. Another early morning so I am going to try to go to sleep.

Celia, Andrea, Keep the Dave in line. Goodnight All.

Goodnight Robbin!

[DingoGirl]

am literally vomitously tired. Love you guys, will check in right before bed but must do my ablutions now and get some food....

Rachel - - have you tried the rice crackers (Savory Thins) from Trader Joe's? an excellent thing and no problems wiht those, ever, gah-raun-teed!

[AndreaB]

Yea yea...there will be a write up waiting for her on my desk in the morning....

Don't forget....YOU'RE NOT HER BOSS!

[TheDave]

Dave must have snuck that one in. Mother Hen is on patrol.....since our geese seem to be slipping in their duties.

Uh-oh...geese are slipping again....don't tell anyone...but I snuck them some of Rachel's glutened crackers and Auxigro'd veggies! hehehehe

They were kind of out of it after that....and were totally amused by the "duck, duck, goose" game I showed them.....

Don't forget....YOU'RE NOT HER BOSS!

Oh yea...well then I'll tell our Boss Henry to write her up for being a smart@ss!

[AndreaB]

Uh-oh...geese are slipping again....don't tell anyone...but I snuck them some of Rachel's glutened crackers and Auxigro'd veggies! hehehehe

No wonder they are slipping. They're in a coma!

Auxigro'd veggies don't bother me, so now whatcha going to do. Better behave yourself.

[TheDave]

No wonder they are slipping. They're in a coma!

Auxigro'd veggies don't bother me, so now whatcha going to do. Better behave yourself.

I'll just throw some banana's, aspargus, pineapple, and the bean sampler your way!

haha, j/k.....

Alright Kids.....it's that time of night...wish you all a good sleep! Talk to you manana!

-Dave out (Ryan Seacrest style)

edit: damn..now Rachel is posting so I'll have to wait for her comebacks....

[AndreaB]

Where'd Rachel go?

Rachel did we lose the post again?

[Rachel--24]

Much less to reply to this time since I dont speak French....or read French. I breezed through the last few pages...

Good googly moogly gosh-I am gone for a few hours and The Dave is half naked (I even did an f5 and didn't SEE it, lol),

Yeah....good thing I had to go shopping cuz I missed it too!! Thank Gaaaaaaawd!!!

There must of been some editing since then.

Praise the Lord.

I make scrunchies by the hundreds.....j/k

Wow Dave.....so do I!!!

Yea not too exciting.... got 2 puppies on Sunday though! Very cute...10 weeks old, brother/sister, Golden Retrievers! No pictures on the computer yet

Yeah cute puppies! I love Puppies!

The Dave...or Shirtless Dave...or Naked Dave....or Village Idiot Dave....or whatever your name is....you had better be nice to those puppies!!

Omg, Rachel, you will appreciate this story -Remember the little pond I was going to put fish in? Well, I did put some fish in-coincidentally their names were (notice WERE) Jean-Claude, Patrice, Lisette, and WeeWee.

Sad, sad story it is. I was so excited and put them in their new home, with water temp. just right, chlorine removed, food, nice glass baubles in the bottom and to my horror, the next day found them all dead. Stuck to the bottom of the pump!!!! They were sucked into the pump that the fountain flowed from!! They are now fertilizer in my flower bed. Alas, the circle of life......

Awwww poor little fishies.

Robbin...what now? No more fish for the pond? Is there any way to correct this so it cant happen again?

Yea yea...there will be a write up waiting for her on my desk in the morning....

ROFLMAO!!

You ARE funny Dave (the)!!!!

Rachel - - have you tried the rice crackers (Savory Thins) from Trader Joe's? an excellent thing and no problems wiht those, ever, gah-raun-teed!

I'm done with the rice crackers. No more....RICE CRACKERS!!

Frankly, I'm getting sick of rice...and I think rice hates me now too.

Don't forget....YOU'RE NOT HER BOSS!

Yes Dave...Dont forget this

Remember...I dont really have a boss...I'm my own boss. Hence, President.

Uh-oh...geese are slipping again....don't tell anyone...but I snuck them some of Rachel's glutened crackers and Auxigro'd veggies! hehehehe

They were kind of out of it after that....and were totally amused by the "duck, duck, goose" game I showed them.....

Seeeee....he really is the Village Idiot! Cissie is gonna make him pay dearly.

Dont say you werent warned my friend!!

Ok...so The Dave has been in RachelVille...oh...maybe around 24 hours now.

So far he has violated the "must wear clothing" rule....poisoned our Geese with gluten and Auxigro and decided that he will not follow rule # 1 (which states all residents must be gluten free).

Cant wait to see what tomorrow brings.

Oh yea...well then I'll tell our Boss Henry to write her up for being a smart@ss!

Ummmm....Boss Henry???

Those two words just dont seem compatible to me...as Susan would say....

I'm....scared....hold....me...

G'Nite Rachelville...

Sleep tight

[DingoGirl]

HI Mango! I see you! It's just Mango and me at this late hour - er, for her, guess she's a whole day ahead or something crazy..... How is that job with you stuck in the room by yourself?

Did everyone go to bed.....

Well good night, dear ones. Off to do some reading in bed and get the kind out of my back. Where is our physical therapist??

xoxo to all - -

no red alerts today???