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CarlaB Enthusiast
Now I've got to admit that i heard the Altoid "legend" prior to getting here, but the way I heard it, the parties involved had exchanged responsibilities... :ph34r:

Now who's looking for a tin?

Oh hey, look at the time, I gotta run!

Seems only fair ...


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TriticusToxicum Explorer

Am I the only one that has heard this version of the story?

...as a matter of fact I think it was the wife who shared the "legend" with me...

*(lightbulb goes on)*:blink:<_<

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast

BINGO!! I explained the Altoids ummmm Legend . . . yeah, that's it . . . . legend . . . . to my husband, as well.

And yes, you're right, it's NOT just the men who think about it -- but you would need to consult our local expert, Karen, with regard to the particulars. . . . . . That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Canadian Karen Community Regular
BINGO!! I explained the Altoids ummmm Legend . . . yeah, that's it . . . . legend . . . . to my husband, as well.

And yes, you're right, it's NOT just the men who think about it -- but you would need to consult our local expert, Karen, with regard to the particulars. . . . . . That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Lynne,

They'll just have to wait until the next full moon for me to comment on "particulars"..... B)

Hugs.

Karen

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Lynne,

They'll just have to wait until the next full moon for me to comment on "particulars"..... B)

Hugs.

Karen

(reaches for Farmer's Almanac)

Full Moon dates 2006

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2006 Sep 7 18:43 Thu

2006 Oct 7 03:13 Sat :rolleyes:

2006 Nov 5 12:58 Sun

2006 Dec 5 00:24 Tue

Full Moon dates 2007

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2007 Jan 3 13:59 Wed

2007 Feb 2 05:47 Fri

2007 Mar 3 23:18 Sat

2007 Apr 2 17:16 Mon

2007 May 2 10:11 Wed

2007 Jun 1 01:05 Fri

2007 Jun 30 13:50 Sat

2007 Jul 30 00:48 Mon

2007 Aug 28 10:35 Tue

2007 Sep 26 19:46 Wed

2007 Oct 26 04:53 Fri

2007 Nov 24 14:31 Sat

2007 Dec 24 01:17 Mon

Canadian Karen Community Regular

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

There ya go folks! Mark them on your calendars!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
(reaches for Farmer's Almanac)

Full Moon dates 2006

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2006 Sep 7 18:43 Thu

2006 Oct 7 03:13 Sat :rolleyes:

2006 Nov 5 12:58 Sun

2006 Dec 5 00:24 Tue

Full Moon dates 2007

Year Month Day Time Day of week

2007 Jan 3 13:59 Wed

2007 Feb 2 05:47 Fri

2007 Mar 3 23:18 Sat

2007 Apr 2 17:16 Mon

2007 May 2 10:11 Wed

2007 Jun 1 01:05 Fri

2007 Jun 30 13:50 Sat

2007 Jul 30 00:48 Mon

2007 Aug 28 10:35 Tue

2007 Sep 26 19:46 Wed

2007 Oct 26 04:53 Fri

2007 Nov 24 14:31 Sat

2007 Dec 24 01:17 Mon

ROFLMAO!!


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tiredofdoctors Enthusiast

Hey Karen, take a look at post #161 on this thread . . . . . !!!!!!!! Wuv you, Lynne :D

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

There ya go folks! Mark them on your calendars!!!!

Silly friend, I mark them on my calendar PRIOR to January 1 of the next year!!!!!!! :P:lol::lol:

And yet, all it took was learning the "particulars" of Altoids that had his scrambling for his Farmer's Almanac . . . . . . . . .

Hasn't looked for one for YEARS, doesn't plant by it, whatever, but the siren song of the Altoids got yet another one . . . . . .

CarlaB Enthusiast
Hey Karen, take a look at post #161 on this thread . . . . . !!!!!!!! Wuv you, Lynne :D

Silly friend, I mark them on my calendar PRIOR to January 1 of the next year!!!!!!! :P:lol::lol:

And yet, all it took was learning the "particulars" of Altoids that had his scrambling for his Farmer's Almanac . . . . . . . . .

Hasn't looked for one for YEARS, doesn't plant by it, whatever, but the siren song of the Altoids got yet another one . . . . . .

Yea, men are so easy to manipulate. Behind every spoiled woman is a happy man! :rolleyes:

TriticusToxicum Explorer
And yet, all it took was learning the "particulars" of Altoids that had his scrambling for his Farmer's Almanac . . . . . . . . .

Hasn't looked for one for YEARS, doesn't plant by it, whatever, but the siren song of the Altoids got yet another one . . . . . .

:ph34r:

...see my earlier post...I've only heard my wife's version of the "legend", it seems she might have gotten the story wrong or perhaps twisted some of the facts <_< ...So I'll be in the front row for the lecture from the authority (if anybody asks, I was in the garage changing the muffler bearings) :ph34r:

CarlaB Enthusiast
:ph34r:

...see my earlier post...I've only heard my wife's version of the "legend", it seems she might have gotten the story wrong or perhaps twisted some of the facts <_< ...So I'll be in the front row for the lecture from the authority (if anybody asks, I was in the garage changing the muffler bearings) :ph34r:

Nope, your wife definately had the story right. Keep eating the Altoids Richard.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Nope, your wife definately had the story right. Keep eating the Altoids Richard.

Something tells me the cinnamon flavored ones are inappropriate. :blink:

CarlaB Enthusiast
Something tells me the cinnamon flavored ones are inappropriate. :blink:

Ouch. Let her eat those.

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Ouch. Let her eat those.

:blink::blink:

ROFLMAO!

You ladies certainly stick together, I'll give you that!

(ahem... you are officially barred from speaking to my wife!) ;)

elye Community Regular

Okay, okay, been gone all day and look at what has happened to this thread... :o:D Let's try and lure Albert back here. I want his unique perspective on mullets, astro-diapers and Altoids.

jerseyangel Proficient

Albert? I thought it was Alfred :lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast

I'm sure Alfred can cure us of all these problems ... then we'll have to find a new way to entertain ourselves!

jerseyangel Proficient

Yea, Alfred--get in here! I've had about enough of this :lol:

VydorScope Proficient

Okay I missed somthing who is alfred?

tiredofdoctors Enthusiast
Yea, men are so easy to manipulate. Behind every spoiled woman is a happy man! :rolleyes:

In the words of my favorite Wizard of Oz character, the Cowardly Lion: "Ain't it the truth . . . . Ain't it the truth."

Triticus Toxicum: Know that the reason you want a front row seat when the "Goddess of Altoids" lectures is so that your wife MAY not have clued you in to ALL of the particulars, eh? (Sound Canadian, don't I?? Yeah, right!)

Also . . . . I DO NOT recommend the cinnamon ones. To ANYONE. 'nuff said.

Okay, given that I have eye difficulties from this gluten, I have to tell this: there was a large advertisement for Gluten Free Cheesecakes next to the frame of my post. Because cheesecakes didn't fit on one line, the "es" was on a line below. It messed with my eyes, and I saw "Gluten Fried Cheesecakes" . . . I thought -- what in the H*ll is Scott letting something like that advertise on this site!!!!!

VydorScope Proficient
In the words of my favorite Wizard of Oz character, the Cowardly Lion: "Ain't it the truth . . . . Ain't it the truth."

Triticus Toxicum: Know that the reason you want a front row seat when the "Goddess of Altoids" lectures is so that your wife MAY not have clued you in to ALL of the particulars, eh? (Sound Canadian, don't I?? Yeah, right!)

Also . . . . I DO NOT recommend the cinnamon ones. To ANYONE. 'nuff said.

Okay, given that I have eye difficulties from this gluten, I have to tell this: there was a large advertisement for Gluten Free Cheesecakes next to the frame of my post. Because cheesecakes didn't fit on one line, the "es" was on a line below. It messed with my eyes, and I saw "Gluten Fried Cheesecakes" . . . I thought -- what in the H*ll is Scott letting something like that advertise on this site!!!!!

The google ads are out side of Scotts conrtol. Its a reason why many ppl dont like them. So you could actually see somthing there like that some day....

Canadian Karen Community Regular
:ph34r:

...see my earlier post...I've only heard my wife's version of the "legend", it seems she might have gotten the story wrong or perhaps twisted some of the facts <_< ...So I'll be in the front row for the lecture from the authority (if anybody asks, I was in the garage changing the muffler bearings) :ph34r:

Well, just so you know, the lecture is not an "inter-active" one. No demonstrations!

Oh, and Wintergreen is the way to go!

Karen

DingoGirl Enthusiast
there was a large advertisement for Gluten Free Cheesecakes next to the frame of my post. Because cheesecakes didn't fit on one line, the "es" was on a line below. It messed with my eyes, and I saw "Gluten Fried Cheesecakes" . . . I thought -- what in the H*ll is Scott letting something like that advertise on this site!!!!!

OMG.....just lurking on this thread occasionally.....Lynnie.....am I out of my mind but does a gluten-fried cheesecake just sound so stinkin' good???

well, I AM menstrual right now and EVERYTHING sounds good..... :ph34r::lol:

Canadian Karen Community Regular
well, I AM menstrual right now and EVERYTHING sounds good..... :ph34r::lol:

ROFLMAO!!!! :lol:

VydorScope Proficient

Im so gald to see that we all have learned how to stay on topic on this forum. Cause it would be realy tough to follow this thread if the topics coverd things like hair, poop, and altiods.... :lol:

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