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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor

Peoter got mooned.......Emily didn't :(


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Jestgar Rising Star

gotta work

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily . . . once again I was admiring your sewmanship but got to thinking . . . Did you give Gus enough room about his privates to take care of bidness wifout weein' hisself?

elye Community Regular

By the way . .. . . . . . NO more complaining about the cold weather, peeps. -13? -18? 'Tis child's play.

-32 this morning here in Ottawa.

Dogs have their sweaters in place.

Jestgar Rising Star

sorry

Darn210 Enthusiast
gotta work

See ya at break time!! ;)

curlyfries Contributor

Bev's nose is trying to run away


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elye Community Regular
Peoter got mooned.......Emily didn't :(

NO! NO! I DID get mooned!! POeter missed out!! :P

Emily . . . once again I was admiring your sewmanship but got to thinking . . . Did you give Gus enough room about his privates to take care of bidness wifout weein' hisself?

Yep, I've angled the bottom part around the weenal area.....

He is SOOOOOO embarrassed. .. . ..

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Emily is the psilliest psilly....with 3,300 things to say

curlyfries Contributor
NO! NO! I DID get mooned!! POeter missed out!! :P

OOPS!....My bad.....am I fired?

elye Community Regular

HEY!! Both of my afternoon classes are suddenly cancelled . .. . problems with heating in the board room.....

HA!! Let's get going!

elye Community Regular

Nikki! Get on here! Yer boiler's chuggin' away . . .. start postin'!

curlyfries Contributor

Best psilly phrase........Inner Sphincter Sanctum of the Secret Phorum..........say that 3 times fast! :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hmm, Nikki is HOT, but Janet is not. ;)

:lol:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! :angry:<_<:P:lol:

:lol:

Phinally Nik can shed her blankie! :D

YES!!!

........ but WAIT :unsure: ........... say it isn't SO?!?!?!

:angry:

THE BOILER IS BROKEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry:

<man can't come out 'til MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!>

curlyfries Contributor

24 newbies scared away after only one post! :o ............Emmmmmmm! <_<

tom Contributor

Can't really play much until I'm @ the airport, ~3 hrs from now.

But . . ..

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HOLY SMORES!!!!!!!!!!

I am INCANDESCANT wiv RRRRRage!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

curlyfries Contributor
:angry:

THE BOILER IS BROKEN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::angry:

Methinks Nikki is feeling the effects of all the post rollovers! :huh:

curlyfries Contributor

Ptaughmn's been on the throne.......then got violated :ph34r:

tom Contributor
Current temp . . . -13oF . . . :icicleshangingoffmenose:

Read this as "off moose"! :lol:

<Hey Rocky . .. ..watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat>

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Nikki is NOT wearing a bikini (strangely enough) but shall be mostly wearing TP OR a cat round me shoulders

:wub:

JOOLS poop in!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

LISA!! Jools needs a sum-awry

Darn210 Enthusiast

Just checked today's top posters . . . gives a count of how many posts you've made in the last 24 hours . . . Lisa is doing a bang up job . . . in the lead wif something like 45 posts.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Read this as "off moose"! :lol:

<Hey Rocky . .. ..watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat>

That trick never works.

tom Contributor
Ptaoughmghmn, hopefully with the reports in hand you can absorb all this new info and see an obvious course of action. . . . . . .... :)

Yeah :( that was the bad part ..... no real probs in GI tract. No course of action. Only recommendation is see an Internist and/or Psychiatrist!!!! :wtfphace:

"Unresolved emotional issues" causing CFS & bubble-boy syndrome? :huh: :morewtfphace:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

DUCK!!!!

EVERYBODY DUCK!!!!

IT'S 1500!!!!!!

On a different topic, I made cheeseburger chowder. Anybody want the recipe? :)

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