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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Did I really just quote 3 things in one post???

Don't let it happen again, Patti!!

Does anyone else phind Ptaourghmn's (bar lowered) meandering comments quite *snort* worthy???? :lol:

Yes....bar may be lowered, but am indeed chortling at Ptaoughmghmn's musings. . . . . . :lol:

Tareeeeesar's here! C''mon, girl. .. . join the cause!!

Okay, I no can do any shifts after 10 pm.......up too early today. Ptaoughmghmn is three hours behind us, so he can post away from nine to midnight.....Nik, you start posting at 7 am your time, as that'll be 2 am here. Keep it going until we're all up, and can relieve you. . . ...


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flourgirl Apprentice

Lets paint Ptaawmm Koe-lon wif blue google smurf ads! He can rent out the space and make some gud buks! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I'm enjoyin Leesah's reviews doled out one post at a time. You never know when you'll phind a little nugget of classic Sillie :D

flourgirl Apprentice
:rolleyes::lol:;) Klassic Psillies! Yer all Klassic Psillies. Ahm so glad to have met Y'all :P
elye Community Regular
So....what color is goblin goblets? And what colour does she want to change it to? Perhaps.....Koe-lon Healthy Pink? :D

I'll hafta render in some goblets somewhere. .....

Goblet. Logically, that would be defined as "A little gob". :lol:

I'm enjoyin Leesah's reviews doled out one post at a time. You never know when you'll phind a little nugget of classic Sillie :D

Yes, me toooo!

curlyfries Contributor
Lets paint Ptaawmm Koe-lon wif blue google smurf ads! He can rent out the space and make some gud buks! :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ah-HEM, Ms Emily......you just quoted TWICE in one post.......

Just sayin :lol:


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curlyfries Contributor

Jess tryin to mix cats, stew and computers.....kittehs may be only thing that survives

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Bev's been snockered for 12 days

flourgirl Apprentice

'Nuther pheeding Phrenzy at the....

curlyfries Contributor

Weezie was beat up by a wee kitteh

flourgirl Apprentice

Bird pheeders. It's so cold that....

flourgirl Apprentice

the waterphall is phrozen solid and ....

flourgirl Apprentice

I had to unplug the pump bephore it....

flourgirl Apprentice

(dang this phlood kontrol is pssssting me orph!) it kicked the buket burned up! The poor birdies....

curlyfries Contributor

An organized search for Bevel's psilly AND her nose. . .. . ..

flourgirl Apprentice

get nooo water today! :(

flourgirl Apprentice

I really should be...

curlyfries Contributor

Nikki lookin at thumbs and peanuts of boiler men

flourgirl Apprentice

sleepin doing laundry and...

flourgirl Apprentice

reading a book working at my studies! <_<

flourgirl Apprentice

instead of playing rolling up posts.

jerseyangel Proficient

Did Bevvie ever phind her nose? :unsure:

flourgirl Apprentice

By the way.....are we going to

flourgirl Apprentice

get in any hot water trubble pher doing this? I mean...

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