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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Okay, so Nikki has recruited me over here from a technical thread. How do I ease myself into such frenzied madness that is the Tickle Me thread? I have never participated in a post that lasted longer than about ten pages, so this is new, uncharted territory for me. I feel...scared...exhilarated...and under great pressure to be as silly and outright HILARIOUS as all you geniuses. You guys have become a loyal, tightly-nit family.....I feel like the new, second wife who suddenly enters the fray. I may just have to ease slowly into this.... :D:P

My very first post here in Psillyville. An excellent way to rack up a post, and conserve energy.


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elye Community Regular
They looked delicious :D

I just could not bring myself to type this out. . . . . . . . ...

:lol::ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
They looked delicious :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

"I may just have to ease slowly into this".......

phamous last woids or what!! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Jobs that can't be outsourced?

Wife/husband :lol:

surgeon

barn cleaner

pizzle smoker :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

hard to read and post both

Jestgar Rising Star

and set up for my plate


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jerseyangel Proficient
hard to read and post both

Every time I post, I have to backtrack to read what I missed whilst I was thinking/posting.

elye Community Regular
THINGS THEY DO IN HELL:

1. Sudoku

2. watch Moulin Rouge

3. watch Chicago.

4. SUDOKU

5. spreadsheets

6. mennonite committee meetings

7. SUUUUUUUDOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUU

8. vacuum

In honour of our Monarch in Absentia, I offer another low-maintenace post from the past..........quite wonderful .. . .. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

when i have only 3 minutes

Jestgar Rising Star

and nothing to say

Jestgar Rising Star

outsourced hubby sounds good

Jestgar Rising Star
outsourced hubby sounds good

if he has a large pizzle

elye Community Regular
Oh . . . there's Emily . . . Hi Emily

I'm going to pull an Emily . . .

Hey, everybody, I'm just popping in to tell you that I just wrote something fantabulously funny. It would have made you all roll on the floor with laughter. Tears pooring from your eyes. Oops. Lost it! Damn and it made me look thinner, too (OK, that last part was me ;) )

Jestgar Rising Star
outsourced hubby sounds good

if he has a large pizzle

and a hot loaf

Jestgar Rising Star

of muffin bread

elye Community Regular
if he has a large pizzle

Crap, didja see POeter's Pizzle Pic? Large. . . . . . . ...man . . .. . . .

Jestgar Rising Star

feeling lonely

WardGirl Rookie
His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

Don't encourage him :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

gonna start singing soon

Jestgar Rising Star

all i know is musicals

Jestgar Rising Star

OOOOOOOOOOOO

Jestgar Rising Star

oak

la ho ma

Darn210 Enthusiast
My very first post here in Psillyville. An excellent way to rack up a post, and conserve energy.

Hmmmmm . . . they (I wasn't here yet) had no idea what they were in for . . . :lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient
His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

Ask and it shall be provided.

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