The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

Yes!!!! It's not simply "quite cute"...... . it is adorable. I love this. . . . . . . ..he sounds so lovely, Soooooze... . . . .

well, he is very cute, but he is driving us crazy......

Quite a tiny little guy, did I tell you guys? Vet said he is between 5 - 6 months and only 5 pounds. Very petite.

A glorious morning to all. Checking in while waiting for my coffee and note the time -- 6:30-- I've slept in, like, TWO HOURS!! I'm so pleased

_{although the day is half gone. how am i gonna get anything done?}

Jess usually gets up at 4:30? oh that is not good...........

Tropical rains here, in January. I do love it but, what in hell.

[Green12]

Just a quick poop-in Sillies, have had my wee little niece for the last 2 days.

Jess!! Sleeping in is 6:30 for you?!?!?! Science must begin before the sunrise I suppose

Joooooles is looking for an Ottawa Senators game......anywhere.......

Hee hee

Well I'll tell you the NHL Network has been an evil find for me (deliciously evil of course ) I have discovered it re-airs games the next day was able to see that Sens/Capitals game after all

I DID! 'twas quite lame, in fact, I nearly GUFFAWED out loud at several of the pieces - only 19 allowed in a juried selection of over 180 pieces submitted - wanted to know why in hell they picked these 19

Wish to hell he didn't stink so much and also stink up my house so much

Furry peanuts coming off soon - - may help smell

Glad you got out and about Sooze ....even though it was lame and guffawed filled

Furry peanuts

Apparently, I'm a prostitute as well. I think that thing is rigged.....

I had a lovely evening last night of watching my boyfriend's brother lose his basketball game and then we made a milk run. Gee.

On the bright side, we had lasagna for dinner and watched my new favorite comedian, Steve Byrne. I love Net flix, they have a watch-online feature for a lot of stuff, and lots of comedians. I love comedians, they make me laugh..... duh.....

Bunnie had a fun-filled night of basketball, lasagne, milk, and comedy

Yes, it does seem odd the majority of us are prostitutes

Sillies, I started reading the Twilight series and I'm crazy hooked!!! Finished the first book in two nights (up way too late both nights cuz I couldn't bring myself to put it down).......off to get the other three books this afternoon

[Darn210]

happy weekend, all!!!

Have gone from congestion pain due to head full of snot concrete snot to a nose continuously running . . . too bad I get no aerobic benefit or Sven credit for that.

Have I told you guys lately that I can't stand the principal in our school???!!!!!!!! More turmoil!!!!! Wish I could boycott it somehow.

[elye]

I DID! 'twas quite lame, in fact, I nearly GUFFAWED out loud at several of the pieces - only 19 allowed in a juried selection of over 180 pieces submitted - wanted to know why in hell they picked these 19

I SO hear your laughter in this scenario, Soooooze. Sometimes I will stand and look at a newly acquired (read: $$$$$) work in the Modern section of the National Art Gallery, caught midway between a loud, screeching guffaw and a scream of disbelief/anger/astonishment.. .. . . . we are often being had....."A million bucks for THOSE SQUIGGLES??" Ah, but they are unique, deeply explored, painfully thought-out and executed squiggles........ ... .BAH.

Twenty years ago the NAGC purchased, for six million dollars, this "pivotal, sublime and life-changing" work entitled Voice of Fire:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/thi...newmanvoice.webp

Uh huh. . . . . . . . . ..

[elye]

Janet's got a snotty nose! Ewww.. .... . . ....

Wish you could blow it empty all over yer principal. . . . . .

[curlyfries]

Sillies, I started reading the Twilight series and I'm crazy hooked!!! Finished the first book in two nights (up way too late both nights cuz I couldn't bring myself to put it down).......off to get the other three books this afternoon

I have 2 co-workers reading it........seems to have that effect on people.........must check it out . Although all the books I read are puchased from garage sales. Maybe I can borrow one.

Have I told you guys lately that I can't stand the principal in our school???!!!!!!!! More turmoil!!!!! Wish I could boycott it somehow.

Same here! He doesn't seem to understand why he can't put me in other classes.......why my student requires an assistant all day. She can hear people when they talk to her, because of her hearing aids, but they don't realize how much she actually misses, and fakes it. I am just biding my time until next year when I follow her to the middle school.

Janet's running nose!!!!!........sven credit if you can catch it!

Started to fall into a funk the last coupla days, but DD and her DB came over last nite with games for the Wii...........feeling better today

Loads of laundry done: 2

Crossword puzzles done: 1

Sudoku puzzles done: 1.........aren't you a fan of Sudoku, Suzie

Pounds lost to date: 40

Dress pants that fit: 1

[curlyfries]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/thi...newmanvoice.webp

WTF????!!!! .........I'm in the wrong line of work!

My dad is an artist. I love his sculptures, but most of his paintings I don't like and don't understand

[DingoGirl]

Sillies, I started reading the Twilight series and I'm crazy hooked!!! Finished the first book in two nights (up way too late both nights cuz I couldn't bring myself to put it down).......off to get the other three books this afternoon

My Perfect Neighbor wants to loan me these - she is hooked as well - I am soooooooo not into vampire stories - is there another reason they are so compelling? please enlighten, Jools, I shall look into it

Twenty years ago the NAGC purchased, for six million dollars, this "pivotal, sublime and life-changing" work entitled Voice of Fire:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/thi...newmanvoice.webp

:lol: stupefyingly hilarious and WHAT IN HELL???????? *snort*

Janet's got a snotty nose! Ewww.. .... . . ....

Wish you could blow it empty all over yer principal. . . . . .

hear hear!!!!! Snot concrete all over the eejit!!!!!!!!!!

Loads of laundry done: 2

Crossword puzzles done: 1

Sudoku puzzles done: 1.........aren't you a fan of Sudoku, Suzie

Pounds lost to date: 40

Dress pants that fit: 1

Sudoku OMG - way to ruin a good Saturday

food eaten so far: 0

cups of coffee: 1.5

phone chats: 3

number of times removing kitty from keyboard: 11

amount of productive things pondered: 12

productive things accomplished so far: 0

[curlyfries]

- I am soooooooo not into vampire stories - is there another reason they are so compelling? please enlighten, Jools, I shall look into it

Me neither.......not at ALL.....can not stand vampire movies..........but neither were my co-workers. But still don't know why they are so captured by the book.

[Darn210]

I SO hear your laughter in this scenario, Soooooze. Sometimes I will stand and look at a newly acquired (read: $$$$$) work in the Modern section of the National Art Gallery, caught midway between a loud, screeching guffaw and a scream of disbelief/anger/astonishment.. .. . . . we are often being had....."A million bucks for THOSE SQUIGGLES??" Ah, but they are unique, deeply explored, painfully thought-out and executed squiggles........ ... .BAH.

Twenty years ago the NAGC purchased, for six million dollars, this "pivotal, sublime and life-changing" work entitled Voice of Fire:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/thi...newmanvoice.webp

Uh huh. . . . . . . . . ..

Damn!!!! I had one of those and sold it in my last yard sale . . . twas taking up too much room in me house and it didn't go wif me furniture . . . sold it for 20 bucks . . . I guess I should have priced it a tad higher.

Janet's got a snotty nose! Ewww.. .... . . ....

Wish you could blow it empty all over yer principal. . . . . .

:imagining.how.I.could.do.this.and.smiling.to.meselph:

Dress pants that fit: 1

Same here . . . but not from weight loss . . .

[Darn210]

:lol: stupefyingly hilarious and WHAT IN HELL???????? *snort*

The whole phrase sums it up quite nicely, methinks!!!

[DingoGirl]

Damn!!!! I had one of those and sold it in my last yard sale . . . twas taking up too much room in me house and it didn't go wif me furniture . . . sold it for 20 bucks . . . I guess I should have priced it a tad higher.

:lol: Gian-knit PLEEZ, next time contact the Minister of Wackl Overpriced Art in Canada or the US, for Pete's sake.

[jerseyangel]

Janet's got a snotty nose! Ewww.. .... . . ....

Wish you could blow it empty all over yer principal. . . . . .

Cracked me up!!

Happy Saturday, me Sillies!! I gotta catch up but wanted to say hi

[curlyfries]

amount of productive things pondered: 12

Do we get brownie points for this?? ........cuz I am an expert at pondering!

[DingoGirl]

Do we get brownie points for this?? ........cuz I am an expert at pondering!

well sadly, thinking about it doth not make it SO.

got dye on me 'ead - so one productive thing has been achieved - grEy root compatting...

Where is Nicola today? no check-in from across the pond....... what do you suppose she's up to? Are they all just stuck in a frozen, boiler-less abyss?

[elye]

Hi, Patti!! Been missing you. . . . wondering how everything is. . . . hope you're all okay. . . . .

Me neither.......not at ALL.....can not stand vampire movies..........but neither were my co-workers. But still don't know why they are so captured by the book.

I have spoken to three or four forty-year old women who have become enthralled with this series, and I've asked them the reason, as I have always considered it 15-year-old-girl material.....they spoke at great length of the vampire boy/man, and how he enraptures middle-aged female readers with his physical/emotional perfection and his hint of dangerous blood-sucking erotica. . . ...

Must say, I'm no vampire enthusiast meselph. . . ......

Yes, where's Nikerler? Perhaps she cannot get get out from under her cats. . ...

[Darn210]

Do we get brownie points for this?? ........cuz I am an expert at pondering!

How 'bout just brownies??

[Jestgar]

dollars spent at vets to discover Max needs his teeth cleaned -200

dratted beasts

I also got some flea meds 'cause we all have fleas. I just put some OTC stuff on Lefty (that doesn't work) so I asked how long I should wait before applying the prescription stuff. She very calmly started telling me I could use Dawn dish soap to wash it off and...

I started laughing and said 'that's not gonna happen'.

pause

'well, at least wait two weeks...'

[tom]

Hi everyone .. . ..nothing to add but reading along .. . ..

[nikki-uk]

Where is Nicola today? no check-in from across the pond....... what do you suppose she's up to? Are they all just stuck in a frozen, boiler-less abyss?

Yes, where's Nikerler? Perhaps she cannot get get out from under her cats. . ...

Crawled out from under me cats ......... I have been struck down by the evil menses with wildly fluctuating hormones causing me to be a complete bi-otch!!!!!!!

Also, I am phat............BAH!! ...it's a very Manchester kind of day

@ Janet's faux sven credits!

dollars spent at vets to discover Max needs his teeth cleaned -200

dratted beasts

I also got some flea meds 'cause we all have fleas. I just put some OTC stuff on Lefty (that doesn't work) so I asked how long I should wait before applying the prescription stuff. She very calmly started telling me I could use Dawn dish soap to wash it off and...

I started laughing and said 'that's not gonna happen'.

pause

'well, at least wait two weeks...'

at the thought of trying to bathe a cat

Am intrigued by Julie's book (causing some VERY interesting google ads BTW)......

Erotica for 40 something yr old women?????? ........MYGAWD!!!!! Simply MUST purchase this book........toot sweeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

Hiya, Ptaoughmghmnuss!

Yes, it's rather Manchesterish 'round here, too.....I am pheeling phat, as well.....but no menses in sight fer another couple of weeks. Could be that I really HAVE put on some weight. Grrrrrr....will NOT weigh meselph.

Am intrigued by Julie's book (causing some VERY interesting google ads BTW)......

Erotica for 40 something yr old women?????? ........MYGAWD!!!!! Simply MUST purchase this book........toot sweeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hanh??? I've just got The Special K Challenge presented in blue googledom. Yes, must search the Chapters website fer this!

[DingoGirl]

How 'bout just brownies??

yes

Hanh??? I've just got The Special K Challenge presented in blue googledom. Yes, must search the Chapters website fer this!

yes, who in hell is eating Special K? we must turn them in

Awful dern quiet around here, Sills. Guess you all exhausted yerselves whilst dethroning me last weekend, you STINKERS

but SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!! I have orchard news, we've just returned from a walk....would you like the good news or bad news first????????????

okay - good news!!!!!!!!!! I think??????????? In one of the fields, rows have been made and deep holes dug at regular (8 or 10 feet) intervals...............ALL SIGNS POINT TO

MORE TREES BEING PLANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☻☺♥♦♣♠•♥☺☻

:)

dare I think it? Is it really going to happen, trees, and not shopping centers or houses???????

okay - now for the bad news........and I"m sorry this is so long, but in case I"m found murdered you all need to know about this.

there is a HORRIBLE couple with three yipping dogs that lives along one edge of the orchard on the other side of the fence. Weezee and these dogs go NUTS after each other in a psycho-barking-mad-evil-running-dust-flying-hair-raised attack EVERY TIME we go that way, with the fence separating them. Well, we quit going that way quite a long time ago and reversed our route as these people, both the man and the wife, have literally shrieked CURSE words and horrible things at both Annie and me at least 6 or 8 times in these past four years

But Weez gets too excited sometimes now, and runs SPEEDING along without me toward these dogs, despite my screaming and URGENT pleas for her to come back.

So today, the woman stands up and leans over the fence AGAIN, screaming at us so horribly. Yelling "oh, it's YOU again and your f-ing dog, GET THE F*** out of here you b!tch"

etc. etc.

I am more than 200 feet away so she can't really see me, though we've made eye contact over a year ago........

so this time I said something stupid like "you know, I have verbal permission (I actually do) from (insert name), the owner of this orchard, to walk my dog here" (really stupid response)

and she SCREAMS "did he give you permission to have your dog come over here and do this?" (as if they're doing anything other than what dogs would normally do )

to which I replied: "your dogs have the same reaction whether my dog's on a leash or not"

(totally lame)

and she screams at the top of her lungs: "CALL YOUR DOG!!!!!!!!"

so I yell, in my MOST serious and urgent and deepest tone "COME ANNIE"

and she does not, she just stands there, confused.

and this beeoch MIMICS me in a whining tone, like a child! So unbelievably ugly - -

- and Weez is STILL STANDING THERE - totally does NOT mind me in this situation, normally an EXTREMELY obedient dog....and the woman yells - "OH, really smart dog you have there" and lets out an ugly cackle.

So I just yelled, as loud as I could and in the deepest tone possible -

"you are a horrible person!!!!!!!! a really horrible person......" and walked away, praying to God Annie would come....it took her a while and I am worried these people would actually do something to harm her.....you never know.

Sillies, I was shaking as we left.........kept turning around to see if they'd come after me - I think they drink a lot on weekends and - it's just sooooooo ugly - -

must keep Weez on a leash in certain parts there now - - do not EVER wish to encounter those people again.............

must have a glass of wine now.

[jerseyangel]

Sillies, I was shaking as we left.........kept turning around to see if they'd come after me - I think they drink a lot on weekends and - it's just sooooooo ugly - -

Sousee--that is truly awful. What a horrible thing for you to have to go through.

[DingoGirl]

Sousee--that is truly awful. What a horrible thing for you to have to go through.

It's the ugliest side of humanity, these people.

Weezee will be kept on QUITE a tight reign after we reach a certain point in our walk - I don't EVER want to see those people again

[jerseyangel]

It's the ugliest side of humanity, these people.

Gawed yes!