Jump to content
This site uses cookies. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. More Info... ×
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter - thinking of Ollie - gorgeous cat! snoozing in front of screen of all the chicanery going on here at c.com :lol:

Yes, a very good thing you know what you're doing, with the insulin and all....... :)

Happy St Patricks Day, anybody besides me celebrating it/or their Irishness?

used to love to go out on this day....now it's like New Year's Eve......amateur night <_<

so - I don't even try any more.

and somehow, it really isn't too special here in the 'No :angry:

I think we have two "pubs," and last year, the line was winding through the parking lot at the one by my house at 5 pm so.........NoooooooOOOOOOOooooooooo.

OK, last night Lyle wakes me up around 2:30 for food. Fine. My fault. I clearly didn't leave out enough of what he wanted that night.

But then, this morning, I discover on my bedroom floor, a tail, with a bit of hind leg attached!

Clearly he had eaten dinner out, so what was the point of waking me up??? Dessert?

:lol: x 10 but that is gross.......a tail and PART of a hing leg :vomit:

Oh YOU GUYS!!! :rolleyes:

:lol: x 10

Old school psillyness!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean!.. ONLY you guys could go from an innocent Zucchini/Courgette soup to French maid's outfit ...with feathers???..(.or is it just Paddeigh that wears feathers?? )

:lol: it WOZ wackl, wasn't it?

courgette = josie :lol:

Nik! Man phlughue and walking around Tesco? what in hell?

and - I hear ya on the black clothing :huh:

All you cat owners wif dead animals (and bits) . . . amatuers I say!!! . . . My MaggieDog brought a live opossum into the house. When one of yer animals brings in something bigger and liver than a opossum, then you can bump MaggieDog from the top of the charts. She also used to kill moles in our yard. The neighbors always remarked how lucky we were to have her take care of any moles . . . yeah, right . . . you would not believe the canyons she would dig to retrieve a mole . . . plus their weird lookin' :unsure:

oh dear gawd!!!!!!! :lol: possoms in the house......live ones?????? fearsome and crazy.....good dog Maggie!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't you be if you were being dragged into Janet's house.

*snickerdoodle*

got nowt else sills.......quiet day here.........lovely weather........must walk now. the boys have gone off on some silly adventure for the next few days so.....I am off ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!! :o

:poorbutpleased:

but may lose my mind slightly..........

Is Padt driving to Texas now, as we speak???

and.......no poop-in from Em? she'll go mad from that :lol:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
DingoGirl Enthusiast
Or were you just yankin' my chain and implying all that enter me house do so with a gasp . . . :o . . . I'm sure it has nothing to do wif the squalid nature of me habitat :ph34r:

:lol: I'm sure we'd feel quite comfortable....will there be any leprechauns? Were there any last night?

Hey, y'all!

A REAL quick drive-by........no free computers here at The Grand Hotel.....what's grand about THAT?? :angry:

Havin' a great time....POeter's got a diabetic cat? Sooooozie's adorable animals......upright John Thomases.....just maniacally scrolling through the myriad posts..... . . .. . ..

Try to be back laytah!

and there she IS, the Wackl of the North!!!!!!!!!!

<waving frantically>

um......definitely NOT grand, the computer situation.... heinous!!! <_<

and now long will ya be gone, Em? what in hell is this trip for? can nae remember

Darn210 Enthusiast
All you cat owners wif dead animals (and bits) . . . amatuers I say!!! . . . My MaggieDog brought a live opossum into the house. When one of yer animals brings in something bigger and liver than a opossum, then you can bump MaggieDog from the top of the charts. She also used to kill moles in our yard. The neighbors always remarked how lucky we were to have her take care of any moles . . . yeah, right <_< . . . you would not believe the canyons she would dig to retrieve a mole . . . plus their weird lookin' :unsure:

Just had to point out (as I saw it in someone else's post) that liver is to be pronounced wif a long i and not pronounced as . . . a bodily organ :huh::lol:

Or were you just yankin' my chain and implying all that enter me house do so with a gasp . . . :o . . . I'm sure it has nothing to do wif the squalid nature of me habitat :ph34r:

. . . and now I just had to go back and point out that it was JESS that was implying that all who enter me humble abode do so wif a *gasp*

Snickering at Susie's Snickerdoodling . . . :lol::lol:

Also snickering at quoting meself twice in this post . . . I'm just so important!!! . . . :lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient
Quite the camouflage job, what with Ollie being the same coloUr as yer desk, Peter . . . could hardly see him at all!! :lol::lol:

If you look carefully, you can see the corner of the coloUr-matched file folder containing the paperwork in question protruding from under his abdomen.

elye Community Regular

Another quickie. .. . . . ..just walking by the ONE FREE COMPUTER in this entire establishment. BAH. The Grand Hotel. grande my arse.

and now long will ya be gone, Em? what in hell is this trip for? can nae remember

DH was planning this trip for business, and last week we suddenly decided to accompany him. Visiting my bro, checking out the Royal Ontario Museum and the Art Gallery of Ontario......canna fit in our poeter this trip....NEXT TIME!

Missing all the psilliness, guys!

I cannot get onto my email -- for whatever the reason, the site is not accepting my password....so I am missing all the updates on Lisa. If someone has time, perhaps I could just get a quick PM. it really is driving me bananas, not knowing . . . .. . . . . . thanks, Psills!!

psawyer Proficient

Emily, I sent you a PM with today's update from Melissa.

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: I'm sure we'd feel quite comfortable....will there be any leprechauns? Were there any last night?

As a matter of fact . . . seems like a wee one did pay a visit to me daughter's room . . . she was tickled pink green this morning. So this holiday isn't even over and she's already asking how many more days until Easter!!!


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



flourgirl Apprentice
sillies - - I am so sorry but I have the two cutest pets in the world :wub:

Every night, Kitteh Boy (what IS his name :blink: ) comes onto the bed and grooms Weez for at least 10 minutes........cutest thing, just licking and licking her.....Weez has her eyes half-closed in this heretofore unknown state of kitteh love bliss :wub: I can't even TAKE it.......then, they snuggle together in some fashion.......have posted a new photo of those two, spooning............

I have about.............500 new photos of those two canoodling and cavorting together.....might have to put some on facebook and bore everyone to DEATH :lol:

but Kitteh is just a total love......gives a jaunty little "meow" like a "HI!" when you walk into the room.........and a SCREEEEEEEAMING meow when he wants something quite urgently......

puts his wee paw up to my face to give some love, a gentle touch to the cheek at times......rests his paw on the Weez's snout at night, right after the grooming :wub:

I SERIOUSLY cannot take it

:)

I have no life :lol:

Awwww Psuessle...sounds like a GREAT life to me!!!! Your stories just about melt my heart and make me pheel all warm inside! You are so blessed with pure boundless, baseless love. Lucky you :):wub::wub::wub:

flourgirl Apprentice
Oh!!! Almost forgot . . . I have a Skeeter story to tell.

I'm not sure where this came from, but apparently leprechaun's are out and about on St. Patrick's Day eve . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . so Skeeter has left notes for a leprechaun in her room giving him permission to build forts with her blanket and swing on her ceiling fan. She also wrote that St. Patrick's Day is her favoUrite holiday. Wait till Santa hears about this!!!

just luuuv yer stories! Thanks for sharing. Makes me miss my "little Andy Bean"....who is far from little anymore! :D

flourgirl Apprentice
This afternoon I went to a talk given by a woman I worked with for two years. Five years a go she went to Pittsburgh, and she came back to give a talk on her research.

I saw her in the hallway before the talk and she looked at me, and that sort of light dawned and she said 'oh hi' and gave me a brief hug. Then she went into the room and stood up at the podium for 5 minutes as the room filled up.

I felt sort of brushed off. I mean, I know this woman's sex stories, for heaven's sake....

Anyway, it occurred to me later that maybe she didn't really recognize me. I'm 50 pounds lighter, have blond (and grey :ph34r: ) hair that's about 2 feet shorter than it used to be, and I'm not depressed. Maybe she only sorta knew who I was.

Jgesss....sounds to me like she knew she should have known you...couldn't quite place you, and probably had a head full of the talk she was about to give. Gotta give people the right to be as goffed up as the rest of us :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
OK, last night Lyle wakes me up around 2:30 for food. Fine. My fault. I clearly didn't leave out enough of what he wanted that night.

But then, this morning, I discover on my bedroom floor, a tail, with a bit of hind leg attached!

Clearly he had eaten dinner out, so what was the point of waking me up??? Dessert?

AND

I know for certain that spring is coming because my bedroom looks like a cat exploded in it. Fur everywhere. Heaven knows how many more tails are hidden beneath the clumps o' fur.

OMGar.....I'm laffing so hard I'm crying! I think Psillyville is probably the best therapy I could hope for! :lol::lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Today being St. Patrick's Day, perhaps that should be O'Possum. :lol: :lol:

Here's the promised photo of Ollie.

Pieter!!!! He looks so much like my Ivan did!!! Instant love on my part for Ollie! I'm sad that he's having difficulties.....but I'm sure he'll be fine with such a good caretaker.

flourgirl Apprentice

Here I am....just filling up space by myselph...that's ok. The best way for me to remember stuff is to reply to each as I go along.....so I'm just going along.....

Wanted to add a quick story.....my older sister has cats. Come to think of it....of 8 children....we are ALL cat people :lol: ...anyway she had a fellow years ago who loved to catch squirrels and chipmunks, bring them inside and set them free! I think he thought they were great playtoys, and if they were in the house he could catch them later to play with! My sister did *NOT* think this was a fun game!

Hope everybody is doing all right. Psuess....you are sounding a bit better.....I'm so glad, if that's the case. Catch y'all later (maybe I'll even set you free in the house)

jerseyangel Proficient
Happy St Patricks Day

Happy St. Padt's Day, Julie :D

Clearly he had eaten dinner out, so what was the point of waking me up??? Dessert?

:lol::lol:

This made me GOL (guffaw - out - loud)....... *snooort*

A new addition to the sillieville dictionary :rolleyes: and you said "old school psilliness" :lol:

Hope the man flugh doesn't last long!

Awwwww :D He looks so comfy.....

Hey, y'all!

Hi Em!!!!!!!!!

Is Padt driving to Texas now, as we speak???

Yep--we're in Virginia tonight. Just got here.

and there she IS, the Wackl of the North!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: Good 'un!

. . . I'm just so important!!! . . . :lol::lol:

This is very true--Jan-it, the VIS (very important sillie) B)

Hi Ther-essa!!!!! :D Holdin' down the fort tonight, are ya?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Awwww Psuessle...sounds like a GREAT life to me!!!! Your stories just about melt my heart and make me pheel all warm inside! You are so blessed with pure boundless, baseless love. Lucky you :)

:wub:

but......but......shouldn't there be....um.......someone else of the two-legged varietry, like a man in the bed or summat?????? :unsure::lol:

my life is NOT normal

Jgesss....sounds to me like she knew she should have known you...couldn't quite place you, and probably had a head full of the talk she was about to give. Gotta give people the right to be as goffed up as the rest of us

:lol: theeresuh said GOFFED

OMGar.....I'm laffing so hard I'm crying! I think Psillyville is probably the best therapy I could hope for!

'tis!!! that's why we check in many times a day!!!!!!

just lurve how T-rre-sah is just going on by herslef here :lol: THERESAUH! See, you just HAVE to quit yer job so you can be here during the day - that is the solution ;)

but we ARE just down too many sillies lately :(

Wanted to add a quick story.....my older sister has cats. Come to think of it....of 8 children....we are ALL cat people ..anyway she had a fellow years ago who loved to catch squirrels and chipmunks, bring them inside and set them free! I think he thought they were great playtoys, and if they were in the house he could catch them later to play with! My sister did *NOT* think this was a fun game!

:o Um...........this would traumatize me to NO end :lol: small, lightning-fast rodents let loose in the house....dear gawd!!!!!!!!

sillies - - Kit eats brussels sprouts, I found out :blink:

He is a DEVIL-kitteh and likes to crawl into the kitchen sink - - steamer was in there, wif some sprout leaves left.......and he ate them all........I gave him more, he could not get enough......

wackl kitteh :lol:

and you said "old school psilliness"

*snooooort* she did!!!!! :lol: phorgot to comment on it earlier but it truly was Old School........just uppin' the wackl by the fur muff comments :lol:

Padt! in Virginia!!!!!!!! are you halfway there, then, or is it two more nights? lovely, verdant time of year to be driving......

EMILEIGH!!!!!!!!!!! You MUST go speak to the hotel manager about this SUB-PAR computer situation :angry:

it is not RIGHT, not having our M poke in several times a day :lol:

clean sheet night :rolleyes:

must go get in there now........

later sills! :kisses:

Jestgar Rising Star
:wub:

but......but......shouldn't there be....um.......someone else of the two-legged varietry, like a man in the bed or summat?????? :unsure::lol:

Gads no!

They hog the sheets....leave socks lying around...whine when they're sick...

You're much better off with the furred variety. Don't Bogart the computer (except for Peter's)...wash your face...empty the trash for you... :ph34r: ...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Gads no!

They hog the sheets....leave socks lying around...whine when they're sick...

You're much better off with the furred variety. Don't Bogart the computer (except for Peter's)...wash your face...empty the trash for you... :ph34r: ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ya got that right............

Oh! New NCIS starting now, must head to bed this instant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

always wishing I had a laptop............really there would be no need to get out of bed that way :lol:

psawyer Proficient

Good morning, psillies!

Darn210 Enthusiast

There's Patti!!! Hi Patti!!!! <waving like a maniac> Getting ready to hit the road??? Where ya spendin' the night, tonight? Do ya' know??

Mornin' back at you Peter . . . and all ye other Sills!!

jerseyangel Proficient

A quick mornin' silies B)

Hee! Jess used the term "bogart" :lol::lol:

We're getting back on the road in a phew minutes--plan to get to Mississippi by tonight.

Allo is doing pretty well so far--he seems to like his new cat carrier. Slept/rested nicely in it the whole drive down here, but all night long was up wandering around the room, climbing over us, and meowing. I'm sure he's wondering WIH is going on! :rolleyes:

Ok--gotta go.....have a good day all and I'll see ya'll later :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

Patti--there is a gap in PA now---miss you already,

My uncle is improving--Thanks to everyone for keeping us all in your prayers..He was brought off the ventilater yesterday. He is talking and starting to realize what has happened. When he does finally get discharged he will be going to a nursing home for 6-8 weeks until he is able to care for himself.

Our one audit starts today and then the big audit starts tomorrow...the stress is taking its toll on the office....nerves are getting to me and I feel thats why I feel a little out of it this morning.

Well better get some things started.

Jestgar Rising Star

OK Keyboard musicians, I expect to see something like this from you pretty soon.

Check out the feet and everything.

elye Community Regular

Mornin', gang!

COMPUTER'S AVAILABLE! Just shoved away a posse of teenagers rushing towards the same machine, kids shaking, mumbling and drooling with the DTs. . . . . .... :lol:

Sooooozie's kitteh loves brussel sprouts?? Insanely bizarre - - and very fitting 'round here. . . ..I absolutely adore this latest pic, Soooze. Something out of the newspaper....in fact, you should email some of those shots to your local paper. They would likely be printed....or send them to Barack and his family. The pics would be passed all around Capitol Hill, come into the international debates and the UN briefings - - "How in hell do we maintain any kind of peace in this new, crazed world? Well, take a look at this". . . . ... :lol:

Pahteigh! been really thinking about you.....off to Mississippi!

It's a treat to beat your feet

On the Mississippi mud. . . . . ...

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin psillybodies! It's a gorgeous sunshiny day and I don't have to go anywhere!!! Yippeeee, I'm off to play in the dirt any minute now! Dragging my feet a bit....was cold and frosty overnight...and my poor Mandevilla was left outside (was only supposed to get to 40 last night). I hope it survives. :D

Psuess.......why is a 2 legged fellow necessary to make your life complete? (or even normal!).....I learned at a young age that my life WAS complete as it was and that a "companion" would be a nice addition, but not necessary for my survival. I used to get angry with people telling me...."oh, you'll find somebody" (this is at a time when I was definitely NOT looking). I DID find someone.....after 20 years of singlehood, after my son was grown and on his own, at a point in my life when I was really ready for someone. I found my someone when I was NOT looking. (I have to add that in lonely periods of time when I did look around there were plenty of "bottom feeders" in the pond). Life is complete in and of itself as you live it. If you focus on what is lacking you just make yourself unhappy (I'm speaking in general terms, not you, specifically). Be happy with yourself and where you are and the rest will follow.

Ok, that's it for todays lecture. Hope I'm not offending anyone when I do that...... :rolleyes:

Keeping our struggling psillies in prayer. Pah-tay, have a safe and wonderfull trip (re you taking any side trips to see the wonders of the south?) Glad you are having good weather for it! 'Till later!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

morning all

Hi Patti

Amanda happy for your uncle

Threasa i'm heading out too to try to clean up some of the old winter gifts......... ;)

Peter happy your kitty is doing better

Susie i love how your 2 'kids' are getting along

hi.....Lisa if your reading along.

love to all i missed........

judy

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      128,040
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Nola TammyB
    Newest Member
    Nola TammyB
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121k
    • Total Posts
      70.6k

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • trents
      Welcome to the forum, @KRipple! Sorry to hear of all your husband's health problems. I can only imagine how anxious this makes you as when our spouse suffers we hurt right along with them. Can you post the results from the Celiac blood testing for us to look at? We would need the names of the tests run, the numeric results and (this is important) the reference ranges for each test used to establish high/low/negative/positive. Different labs use different rating scales so this is why I ask for this. There aren't industry standards. Has your husband seen any improvement from eliminating gluten from his diet? If your husband had any positive results from his celiac blood antibody testing, this is likely what triggered the consult with a  GI doc for an endoscopy. During the endoscopy, the GI doc will likely biopsy the lining of the small bowel lining to check for the damage caused by celiac disease. This would be for confirmation of the results of the blood tests and is considered the gold standard of celiac disease diagnosis. But here is some difficult information I have for you. If your husband has been gluten free already for months leading up to the endoscopy/biopsy, it will likely invalidate the biopsy and result in a false negative. Starting the gluten free diet now will allow the lining of the small bowel to begin healing and if enough healing takes place before the biopsy happens, there will be no damage to see. How far out is the endoscopy scheduled for? There still may be time for your husband to go back on gluten, what we call a "gluten challenge" to ensure valid test results.
    • kate g
      Ive read articles that there is stage 2 research being conducted for drugs that will limit damage to celiacs through cross contamination- how close are they to this will there be enough funding to create a mainstream drug? 
    • KRipple
      Hello, My husband has had issues with really bad diarreah for over nine months now. In mid November, he went to the doctor for what they thought was a bad cold, which two weeks later was diagnosed as bronchitis. A week later, in December, I had to take him back to urgent care and from there, to the emergency room cause his vitals were too low. They said he was having an Addisionan crisis and he spent five days in the ICU. Since my husband has Autoimmune Polyendocrine Syndrome Type II (type 1 diabetes, Addison's and Hashimoto's), I fought for a blood test to determine if he had Celiacs. Given the results of the test, he was told to go to a gastro for an endoscopy. It took two months to get his first appointment with the gastro. Still waiting for the endoscopy appointment. He stopped eating gluten in the hospital and has followed a gluten-free diet since. His diarreah continues to be as bad as before he stopped eating gluten. Still has a horrible cough that makes him hack. His energy is so depleted he pretty much goes to work, comes home and goes lie in bed. He is having issues regulating body temperature. He is barely eating (he's lost 20 pounds since mid-December). Body aches. Totally run down. He has been taking more prednisone lately to try to counter the symptoms.  Today, we went to his endo to discuss these things. She said to continue taking increased amount of prednisone (even though I explained that the increased dosage is only allowing him to do the bare minimum). According to the endo, this is all related to Celiacs. I am concerned because I know that both Celiacs and Addison's can have similar symptoms, but don't know if he would still be having these many symptoms (worsening, at that) related to the Celiac's after stopping gluten two months ago. If anyone in this group has a combination of Celiacs and Addison's, could you please share your experience? I am really concerned and am feeling frustrated. His primary care provider and endocrinologist don't seem to consider this serious enough to warrant prompt attention, and we'll see about the gastro.  Thanks.
    • cristiana
      Hi @Karmmacalling I'm very sorry to hear you are feeling so unwell.  Can you tell us exactly what sort of pain you are experiencing and where the pain is?  Is it your lower abdomen, upper abdomen etc?  Do you have any other symptoms? Cristiana
    • trents
      The NIH article you link actually supports what I have been trying to explain to you: "Celiac disease (celiac disease) is an autoimmune-mediated enteropathy triggered by dietary gluten in genetically prone individuals. The current treatment for celiac disease is a strict lifelong gluten-free diet. However, in some celiac disease patients following a strict gluten-free diet, the symptoms do not remit. These cases may be refractory celiac disease or due to gluten contamination; however, the lack of response could be related to other dietary ingredients, such as maize, which is one of the most common alternatives to wheat used in the gluten-free diet. In some celiac disease patients, as a rare event, peptides from maize prolamins could induce a celiac-like immune response by similar or alternative pathogenic mechanisms to those used by wheat gluten peptides. This is supported by several shared features between wheat and maize prolamins and by some experimental results. Given that gluten peptides induce an immune response of the intestinal mucosa both in vivo and in vitro, peptides from maize prolamins could also be tested to determine whether they also induce a cellular immune response. Hypothetically, maize prolamins could be harmful for a very limited subgroup of celiac disease patients, especially those that are non-responsive, and if it is confirmed, they should follow, in addition to a gluten-free, a maize-free diet." Notice that those for whom it is suggested to follow a maize-free diet are a "very limited subgroup of celiac disease patients". Please don't try to make your own experience normative for the entire celiac community.  Notice also that the last part of the concluding sentence in the paragraph does not equate a gluten-free diet with a maize-free diet, it actually puts them in juxtaposition to one another. In other words, they are different but for a "limited subgroup of celiac disease patients" they produce the same or a similar reaction. You refer to celiac reactions to cereal grain prolamins as "allergic" reactions and "food sensitivity". For instance, you say, "NIH sees all these grains as in opposition to celiacs, of which I am one and that is science, not any MD with a good memory who overprescribes medications that contain known food allergens in them, of which they have zero knowledge if the patient is in fact allergic to or not, since they failed to do simple 'food sensitivity' testing" and "IF a person wants to get well, they should be the one to determine what grains they are allergic to and what grains they want to leave out, not you. I need to remind you that celiac disease is not an allergy, it is an autoimmune disorder. Neither allergy testing nor food sensitivity testing can be used to diagnose celiac disease. Allergy testing and food sensitivity testing cannot detect the antibodies produced by celiac disease in reaction to gluten ingestion.  You say of me, "You must be one of those who are only gluten intolerant . . ." Gluten intolerance is synonymous with celiac disease. You must be referring to gluten sensitivity or NCGS (Non Celiac Gluten Sensitivity). Actually, I have been officially diagnosed with celiac disease both by blood antibody testing and by endoscopy/positive biopsy. Reacting to all cereal grain prolamins does not define celiac disease. If you are intent on teaching the truth, please get it straight first.
×
×
  • Create New...