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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
Last night- my cat got excited to see moles in the backyard--he pulled down the curtins in the kitchen window---fell into the sink with the curtins on top of dirty dishes, whilst tangled up inside them....This morning I come down to find more signs of an excited active cat and then come into the kitchen and he is sprawled out on the counter and just looking at me--like it is fine to be lounging on the counter to begin with.

The other night I made this gluten dreams vanilla cake and topped it with strawberry icing. There is about 1/2 the cake left and it was covered on the counter-he had got into that and pawed it up so I have pink paw prints on the counter tops.....The cake went into the trash....Was it a full moon or something????

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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I think Allo is getting the hang of this travelling :D He washed up and napped on and off all day in the car, and tonight he ate, drank water, checked out the room, found his litter box and nary a meow from him. Hopephully, this behavior will continue over night..... We don't need any nocturnal hyjinks.....at least of the feline variety

noctural hyjinks!!!!! guffawed last night when I read this....... :lol:

Yes, Allo, the traveler ;) jaunty cat.....

makes me larph to think - - Kitteh was just sooooooooooooo overjoyed and happy and in LOVE with us when he got here - - could not kiss me/rub my face/try to snuggle enough (I was his hero and rescuer, after all), and, remember, I was kind of annoyed with him when he got here, and could not handle his mysterious STINK? :huh:

he's becoming just ever-so-slightly less affectionate - big, "mature" teenaged boy Kitteh, full of antics.....now I am pretty sure he just sees me as the big interference for all of his ruinous fun and hyjinks <_<

:lol:

Amanda - I can't even IMAGINE leaving a cake on the counter with pink, or any kind, of icing :lol: :lol: that would be EVERYWHERE - when I made those evil brownies, had to store them in the kitteh-proof microwave......

but just love the picture of Lucky in the sink tangled with curtains and dishes :lol:

I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety.

*snooooooort* I know, I'm with you on that :angry:

yer boss - - I think I need to come in there and......I'll have a small screaming match with him, as I do in my office with MY boss.......lightens the tension and puts them in their place, by gum

:lol:

Hey Sillies . . . past me bedtime. Got an email from Lisa that I forwarded. She needs some distraction. She needs a scarf that looks like boobs. She needs some wackl . . . so get busy forwarding those innapropriate funny bits that come in from your coworkers, family members, and friends.

send her the boob scarf - I know she wants some, also :lol:

[still catching up . .. . I think . .. .saw last few pages .. . ]

Oh ya .. .NCIS ... thought last ep not as good as many but the "Israeli" is . ..Brazilian is it? Peruvian? Nah I'll go w/ Brasil.

is she Brazillian? she was rattling off in very fast and phluent Spanish the other night....I think she is ADORABLE and do love the SEXUAL TENSION between her and Dinuzzo......that's about the only reason I watch it *snort*

WHAAAAT?!?! in March??....are you sure Phoenix isn't a 'euphemism' for Hell?!?!

Yes, and FREZNO is too <_<

How's yer man phlughue, Nik???

oops - just heard a very loud CONK - must investigate -

okay - all is well - Kitteh has an OBSESSION with the blinds - wedges his body between the slats as often as he can - gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....'

:lol:

Judith and Tea, how's the yard work coming along?

Off to museums and such....saw Jersey Boys last night........Sooooooze, you'd have walked out. It was that good. .. . . ..

:o would have stabbed myself with......a butter knife...............

sillies dunno what else.................FABULOUS spring day here with a veil of clouds over the sky.............LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! going to play with me mum today...........what should we do........I am thinking a glamorous, tasty lunch somewhere..........

.....but where.......... <_<

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
noctural hyjinks!!!!! guffawed last night when I read this....... :lol:

Yes, Allo, the traveler ;) jaunty cat.....

Judith and Tea, how's the yard work coming along?

hi Susie

had to come in b/c of the rain.

i just wish i had a better handle on this possible move to CA

I see my 30 year old garden and stuff coming up.............

go to the basement and see all the work that needs to be done...........

and go take a nap

susie

tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

getting me brain all muddled up

want the warmth and sun and SON.

ALL I GET HERE ARE SOGGY LEAVES THAT SAY.......RAKE ME.........

OK JUST A WHINE ON A GLOOMY OLD RAINNY DAY.

JUDY

nikki-uk Enthusiast
he's becoming just ever-so-slightly less affectionate - big, "mature" teenaged boy Kitteh, full of antics.....now I am pretty sure he just sees me as the big interference for all of his ruinous fun and hyjinks <_<

Indeed! - as was Harry (now 'Haribo' ..Al's fave gluten-free sweet candy :rolleyes: )

He was UBER friendly and 'Oh hai! I love you!' type attitude....now very cool with the whole 'being a pet thing'

:lol: That's cats for yer!!!

OMG!! Venetian blinds and cats :rolleyes: , mine are wooden and they even have li'l feline teef marks on them from hai-jinkz

I don't know what Boris has done - but one front leg and paw is MASSIVELY swollen (one lions paw, one kitty paw :( )....he's not limping and when I felt it, he only pulled away when I touched the armpit. I think it's a bite - we'll see how it goes :rolleyes:

AMANDA's cat tales!!...and you have left over cake???? :blink: ...more self control than moi!! :lol:

How's yer man phlughue, Nik???

On the tail end now I believe!! :D

I actually plan to DO summat tomorrow!!! :lol:

hi Susie

had to come in b/c of the rain.

i just wish i had a better handle on this possible move to CA

I see my 30 year old garden and stuff coming up.............

go to the basement and see all the work that needs to be done...........

and go take a nap

susie

tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

getting me brain all muddled up

want the warmth and sun and SON.

ALL I GET HERE ARE SOGGY LEAVES THAT SAY.......RAKE ME.........

OK JUST A WHINE ON A GLOOMY OLD RAINNY DAY.

JUDY

Judith!! ...are you and Jim thinking of moving???? :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
hi Susie

had to come in b/c of the rain.

i just wish i had a better handle on this possible move to CA

I see my 30 year old garden and stuff coming up.............

go to the basement and see all the work that needs to be done...........

and go take a nap

susie

tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

getting me brain all muddled up

want the warmth and sun and SON.

ALL I GET HERE ARE SOGGY LEAVES THAT SAY.......RAKE ME.........

OK JUST A WHINE ON A GLOOMY OLD RAINNY DAY.

JUDY

Wait just a minute!!!! Did WE know this???? Am I forgetting things??? So it's just a possibility?? Judy, when do you know/decide??

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hi Lisa!! Howya Doin'?? (((Hugs for ya)))

Sillies, I'm groing my hair out . . . a bit . . . it's drivin' me nuts. I think I'm gonna have to get it cut . . . I can nae take it no more!!! I need to put up an av of Smackl. He's been growing his hair out since the beginning of school (August). Has had only one "trim/shape up". We're starting to get a LOT of comments. Don't know if people really think it's a hoot (that's what they tell us) or if they're thinking . . . My gawd, what kind of parents are they that let him grow his hair like that!!! I told him that his hair wouldn't grow long, it would grow big . . . which is what it's done . . . it's not in his eyes, at least. You'll see. I'll post a photo.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

OMG sillies--- here is the professional office humor of the day---which is real!!!!

Two days ago my boss asked me to change her printer cartridge. I said sure. Then she goes on to tell me that I should know where Jane *name changed* (ditsy assistant) keeps spare cartridges...I looked at my boss funny and said we don't keep spares...At 150 a pop we don't keep spares on hand-Plus we all have different printers so its not logical-plus when your cartidge is half empty the printer tells you to order more....So I come into her office and tell her I can put one of the list for her and when Jane comes back from vacation next week she can order more. My boss looks at me and says does that mean I have to wait? :blink: in my head after the last two hellish weeks at work due to the audit prep I am thinking to myself--well I don't have the ability to just crap one out so you got to wait...def would not say those words to her--she is a very scary woman....

Yesterday morning she starts whining about the cartridge again then procedes to ask me if I am able to order supplies---no and neither is any one else. Finally we ordered one for her through our other dept on the 6th floor.

Today it came in and I took it into her office-and assembled it into the printer for her. She then tells me she wishes she had a color printer....Sillies I must tell ya at this point I am just floored....She has a huge Laser Jet color printer/fax/copy all in one whoesywhatsy. I tell her it is a color printer-no its not is her response--I know it is a color printer I installed the color cartridges on it....she looks at me oddly again.... Then I had to show her how to print in color-she had her computer to force black and white print.....

This is what I deal with everyday.....How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
This is what I deal with everyday.....How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!

:lol::lol: - But not yet Amanda - I believe you have to be 35!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
He's been growing his hair out since the beginning of school (August). Has had only one "trim/shape up". We're starting to get a LOT of comments. Don't know if people really think it's a hoot (that's what they tell us) or if they're thinking . . . My gawd, what kind of parents are they that let him grow his hair like that!!! I told him that his hair wouldn't grow long, it would grow big . . . which is what it's done . . . it's not in his eyes, at least. You'll see. I'll post a photo.

SNAP!!! (looking forward to any pics! :lol: )

DC (Devil child) also has nae seen the scissors since August....but he has hair as curly as mine.....he is currently sporting the BIG afro look :lol: ....doesn't give a HOOT what anyone says :rolleyes:

...How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!

:lol::lol: ...so true Amanda!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:lol::lol: - But not yet Amanda - I believe you have to be 35!!!

Well I'm READY and fit that criteria!...... wait...:unsure:....do you have to be a US resident???? :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Well I'm READY and fit that criteria!...... wait...:unsure:....do you have to be a US resident???? :lol:

You can be the first transcontinental pres!

elye Community Regular

Well, I am indeed museum-ed out. Um, call me jaded.....hey, call me old, but somehow every museum I walk into now seems exactly the same as the one before. .. ... . . ...fossils, dinos, flora and fauna evolution, primitive cultures and their tools. . . . . ..... :mellow:-_-

I need to walk into a new, exciting museum. There is a huge shoe museum not far from here (sounds about as fascinating as the neolithic flint arrow tips)... . .... . and the Hockey Hall of Fame..... .. ... .

Yawn city.....is that all this country can offer me? Crap, lookit what you can wander into whilst in Iceland:

Open Original Shared Link

:lol::o

Jooooodeeeee!! Are you moving to CA??

More gorgeous pet-love photos from Sooooozie... . . . .

Our Queen has the phloo.... :( . . . . Nik, didn't you just rid yerself of some icky thing?

Amanda! Lucky 's antics. . . .. . :lol:

Where is our Pahteigh? Mississippi bound .. . . . . .

Jestgar Rising Star
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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

yep we thinking of moving

Just didn't wantt to say anything.

Some of you know the 'funk' i've been in and some of the health issues and of course the biggie.......

not being close to our son for like 9 years.

It's just getting to me.

I need some sun, warm weather, one floor and some dirt i can dig in that's flat and not on a hill.

When you type it, it somehow makes it all more real

Changing Drs, dentists etc. all just add to the stress but in CA i felt so much better in that climate.

so .......we'll see and i'll keep you posted.

Patti is blazing the trail for me.

hope she didn't have fog all the way to Huston like she was thinking.

Guess tonight she'll be in the motel/hotel/condo/ Mark is staying in.

forget what she said it was.

will be good to hear from her when she checks in tonight.

thanks for the kind thoughts and thanks for caring.

Judy

Darn210 Enthusiast
Crap, lookit what you can wander into whilst in Iceland:

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:o

:lol:

:unsure: . . . Ummm . . . What's the bloke in the photo doing?? . . . :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
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Jess!!!! What's with this groupling of cockroaches and Liberace in the same "bad taste museums" list . . . not fair to the cockroaches!!!

yep we thinking of moving

Just didn't wantt to say anything.

Some of you know the 'funk' i've been in and some of the health issues and of course the biggie.......

not being close to our son for like 9 years.

It's just getting to me.

I need some sun, warm weather, one floor and some dirt i can dig in that's flat and not on a hill.

When you type it, it somehow makes it all more real

Changing Drs, dentists etc. all just add to the stress but in CA i felt so much better in that climate. <----- :D

so .......we'll see and i'll keep you posted.

Patti is blazing the trail for me.

hope she didn't have fog all the way to Huston like she was thinking.

Guess tonight she'll be in the motel/hotel/condo/ Mark is staying in.

forget what she said it was.

will be good to hear from her when she checks in tonight.

thanks for the kind thoughts and thanks for caring.

Judy

Let us know if you need us to help pick out houses . . . you know how we like to stick our noses in other people's bidness . . . but look how good of a job we did with Amanda!! :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Let us know if you need us to help pick out houses . . . you know how we like to stick our noses in other people's bidness . . . but look how good of a job we did with Amanda!! :lol:

how true 'dat'

What i need is a fork lift to pull the junk out of the house to get it ready to sell :lol:

yep, Amanda sure loves her new house.

and patti will find a great one too I just feel it

j

elye Community Regular

Holy crap... .. . . . the computer is free again. :huh: So here I am.

Got nothing to say. Just had to come on here.....because the computer is available.

Cannot believe it.

No one lining up behind me, clearing their throats, shuffling feet.. . . . ... ...

So.

A lot of weather we've been having lately .. .. . . .

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey, look what I got for Skeeter:

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'cept I got a four pack and it was $5.00 at Bed Bath and Beyond. They basically make a push up pop. I bought toppings so we could make layers . . . yum . . . :droolyphace:

She wasn't too much of an ice cream cone person before (was it because it upset her tummy?) and I'm too much of a cheapa$$ to buy the $9.00 box of gluten-free ice cream cones which had 8 cones in it (everytime we try some new prepackaged item, there's probably a better than 50% chance that she won't like it). So I've had these since Monday and she's been hounding me to do it. On Tuesday, I said we would do them on Thursday . . . so immediately upon exitting the school bus "Mom, when are we going to make the cones?" . . . Me: "Later". Everytime I walked into the kitchen . . . Skeeter: "Now?" . . . Me: "Later" . . . even Smackl noticed the nagging . . . Smackl: "Jeesh, Skeeter, can't you say anything else?" (Ummmm, he doesn't actually call her Skeeter :lol::lol: )

So . . . it's done . . . and now the new question . . . "How much longer until we can eat them?" . . . GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator

I need some cheering up- Emily's link has helped me discover my new career as a PHALLOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!! I can study the phalluses of past,present and future. Make charts f growth trends :lol: People have gotten taller in the last 100 years, maybe they have gotten more phallogical :lol:

Nikkers- Sorry about your man phlugue.......did it give you a phallus? (cracking meself up here for the first tie in days!)

Suzlle- The kissers.....look at them. Gawd- makes my heart swell!!!!!!

I am in utter disbelief about Natasha Richardson- unreal. Just watched her in maid in Manhattan last week! Right before I joined the board I had a similar ski accident- going very slowly on a beginner trail. When I fell, I heard a snap but figured nuttin cause me neck always cracks. Waited ten days to go to the ER (symptoms got progressively worse). It was my neck but I can't tell you how many nurses attacked me with don't EVER wait to go to the ER if you hurt your head or neck. Poor Liam Neeson.

Allo and PadT n the road (oh no.... Willie Nelson just popped into me head "On the road again, going places that I've never been"....... Be safe!

Oh--I ran out of phood! :P (bad, bad Celiac!).....all I had left was some bread, Enjoy Life cookies and Stax chips. So we went to the grocery store near here and bought OM pre-cooked bacon, lettuce and a tomato and made BLT's in the room wif me toaster and the microwave. Pretty darn (sorry Jan-it) good, I have to say :D

Yum- road BLT's! Good thinking!

Well, since no one's silly, I'll post a little whiny rant.

My Boss has been SSOOOOOOO annoying.

I seriously need some nocturnal hijinks, and not of the feline variety. :angry:

Jess- Your whole post :lol: You could perhaps hijinks in Iceland! :lol:

hmm, nocturnal hijinks w' me boss. But everything would end with 'great, now could you....' :o:P

The nerve!!!!!!

Lisa (((((HUGS)))))))))

Janet- Oh, hair growing high jinx! Kurt has long hair, I'm growing mine out. Just DO it!

Amanda- :lol:

Nik- Our first intercontinental Prez! SA-WEET!

And Judy might be CA bound? Oh Judy- you'll love it! I miss it!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
tell me how wonderful Temecula CA will be for me.

it's just this 'can i do the move' thing

:o:o:o

Well I'm glad gianknit asked because I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING ABOUT JUDITH MOVING TO CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

JUDITH!!!!!!!!! Temecula? all I know about it is that over two-thirds of their grapes (wine grapes) were decimated by the dreaded glassy-winged sharp shooter many years ago. that is SERIOUSLY all I know but.....IT"S IN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!! IT"S NEAR JASON!!!!!!!!!!!

what ya waiting for!!!!!!?????????????????????

:)

and - you felt so much better here? dry, sunny clime down there......if they grow grapes, then it's warm........lots of sun.............

do it Judith.......

DOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was UBER friendly and 'Oh hai! I love you!' type attitude....now very cool with the whole 'being a pet thing'

:lol: it is OH HAI!!!!! CAN I KISS YOU??????? ALL THE TIME until they grow up a bit, those devils :wub:

Wait just a minute!!!! Did WE know this???? Am I forgetting things??? So it's just a possibility?? Judy, when do you know/decide??

glad it weren't just me

we'll need a pic of Smackl's hair tout sweet, gianknit

Today it came in and I took it into her office-and assembled it into the printer for her. She then tells me she wishes she had a color printer....Sillies I must tell ya at this point I am just floored....She has a huge Laser Jet color printer/fax/copy all in one whoesywhatsy. I tell her it is a color printer-no its not is her response--I know it is a color printer I installed the color cartridges on it....she looks at me oddly again.... Then I had to show her how to print in color-she had her computer to force black and white print.....

This is what I deal with everyday.....How did some people get this far in life........ believe me this is causing laughs full circle but you know if this is all you need to be a boss heck I can be president!

Just LOVE This story Amanda :lol: x 10

Well I'm READY and fit that criteria!...... wait...:unsure:....do you have to be a US resident????

NO!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicola fer president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yawn city.....is that all this country can offer me? Crap, lookit what you can wander into whilst in Iceland:

:o

:lol: :lol: x 20

PHALLUS MUSEUM!!!!!!!!!! wif pizzles and stuff!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi M :P

gian-knet - - quite intrigued wif yer popsicle things - let us know how they turn out - am jealous.......want ice cream badly.......waistline protests <_<

I need some cheering up- Emily's link has helped me discover my new career as a PHALLOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!! I can study the phalluses of past,present and future. Make charts f growth trends :lol: People have gotten taller in the last 100 years, maybe they have gotten more phallogical :lol:

our Bevel, a PHALLOLOGIST!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect!

Bevel, not feeling so well today? aw, sending love and hugs........

Wonder where Paddeigh is now? and that posh traveler Allo Kitteh????

Haven't heard from Jules, have we.........

LISARGH was reading along earlier today, but did nae post?

well sills - must walk the Weez.............

more later :)

Mtndog Collaborator

JUDITH- HOLY Temecula- I missed the town name. Oh..so beautiful! I spent a semester at San Diego State ( we used to have an exchange program with them- more like a beach exchange!). I went up to Callaway Vineyards in Temecula for a day with a group of friends and it was MAGICAL.

We got wine, cheese and crackers (pre-gluten-free) and climbed up a very green hill and had a 6 hour picnic! By the end the two guys with us were streaking through the hillsides (mind you, I was 19 at the time!). It was one of my favorite memories!

Yes- Bevel is a wee bit sad. saw my PCP today and she thinks I might have Addison's Disease (autoimmune adrenal insufficiency- great!) :( JFK had it so at least I'm in good company!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Yes- Bevel is a wee bit sad. saw my PCP today and she thinks I might have Addison's Disease (autoimmune adrenal insufficiency- great!) :( JFK had it so at least I'm in good company!

Good God Bev. This can't be real

i read you were haveing a bad day

thanks for sharing.

Seems alot of us are keeping things all bottled up inside these days

our silly thread ain't that silly .........but as the song goes........'there are seasons for all things'

i love you Bevie.

Let's pray he's right

will write more later about CA

Right now just sad about our Bev news....Bev is this in addition to Lymes?????

prayers are yours for the nigth along with Nat and Lisa.

love you honey bunny

Judy

flourgirl Apprentice

Just a quickee pop in to say hello! Been enjoying the heck out of our weather....and I'll pay for it for days......worth it tho' :P Now we'll be back to more "seasonal temps"....can't wait fer summer B)

Manda....as the saying goes......those who can, do. Those who can't become supervisors! :lol: Makes you wonder sometimes....just how the incompetents get where they do.....and oh, they do!

Love the kitteh hijinks! Once had a cat who loved bread, of all things. Sneakers......(his name) would tear open the wrappers if I was foolish enough to leave it out..and chew away! When I was young, we had a cat who LOVED gum! He'd fish it out of my sisters pocketbook.

Hi Jude! I've found that the very hardest part of moving was leaving my gardens behind. I survived selling my house....my furniture and my junk.... but the gardens killed me. (I DID, however, bring along buckets of irises, peonies and other assorted bulbs <snickerbehindmyhandface>) I think I miss my gardens as much as I miss my family members (just don't tell)

I'll play catch up again tomorrow. Later

flourgirl Apprentice

Bev-really.....Ill keep you in my prayers, too. Right along with Lees-suh and her family, and so many others! Better days are coming, please hold on to that.

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      Ive read articles that there is stage 2 research being conducted for drugs that will limit damage to celiacs through cross contamination- how close are they to this will there be enough funding to create a mainstream drug? 
    • KRipple
      Hello, My husband has had issues with really bad diarreah for over nine months now. In mid November, he went to the doctor for what they thought was a bad cold, which two weeks later was diagnosed as bronchitis. A week later, in December, I had to take him back to urgent care and from there, to the emergency room cause his vitals were too low. They said he was having an Addisionan crisis and he spent five days in the ICU. Since my husband has Autoimmune Polyendocrine Syndrome Type II (type 1 diabetes, Addison's and Hashimoto's), I fought for a blood test to determine if he had Celiacs. Given the results of the test, he was told to go to a gastro for an endoscopy. It took two months to get his first appointment with the gastro. Still waiting for the endoscopy appointment. He stopped eating gluten in the hospital and has followed a gluten-free diet since. His diarreah continues to be as bad as before he stopped eating gluten. Still has a horrible cough that makes him hack. His energy is so depleted he pretty much goes to work, comes home and goes lie in bed. He is having issues regulating body temperature. He is barely eating (he's lost 20 pounds since mid-December). Body aches. Totally run down. He has been taking more prednisone lately to try to counter the symptoms.  Today, we went to his endo to discuss these things. She said to continue taking increased amount of prednisone (even though I explained that the increased dosage is only allowing him to do the bare minimum). According to the endo, this is all related to Celiacs. I am concerned because I know that both Celiacs and Addison's can have similar symptoms, but don't know if he would still be having these many symptoms (worsening, at that) related to the Celiac's after stopping gluten two months ago. If anyone in this group has a combination of Celiacs and Addison's, could you please share your experience? I am really concerned and am feeling frustrated. His primary care provider and endocrinologist don't seem to consider this serious enough to warrant prompt attention, and we'll see about the gastro.  Thanks.
    • cristiana
      Hi @Karmmacalling I'm very sorry to hear you are feeling so unwell.  Can you tell us exactly what sort of pain you are experiencing and where the pain is?  Is it your lower abdomen, upper abdomen etc?  Do you have any other symptoms? Cristiana
    • trents
      The NIH article you link actually supports what I have been trying to explain to you: "Celiac disease (celiac disease) is an autoimmune-mediated enteropathy triggered by dietary gluten in genetically prone individuals. The current treatment for celiac disease is a strict lifelong gluten-free diet. However, in some celiac disease patients following a strict gluten-free diet, the symptoms do not remit. These cases may be refractory celiac disease or due to gluten contamination; however, the lack of response could be related to other dietary ingredients, such as maize, which is one of the most common alternatives to wheat used in the gluten-free diet. In some celiac disease patients, as a rare event, peptides from maize prolamins could induce a celiac-like immune response by similar or alternative pathogenic mechanisms to those used by wheat gluten peptides. This is supported by several shared features between wheat and maize prolamins and by some experimental results. Given that gluten peptides induce an immune response of the intestinal mucosa both in vivo and in vitro, peptides from maize prolamins could also be tested to determine whether they also induce a cellular immune response. Hypothetically, maize prolamins could be harmful for a very limited subgroup of celiac disease patients, especially those that are non-responsive, and if it is confirmed, they should follow, in addition to a gluten-free, a maize-free diet." Notice that those for whom it is suggested to follow a maize-free diet are a "very limited subgroup of celiac disease patients". Please don't try to make your own experience normative for the entire celiac community.  Notice also that the last part of the concluding sentence in the paragraph does not equate a gluten-free diet with a maize-free diet, it actually puts them in juxtaposition to one another. In other words, they are different but for a "limited subgroup of celiac disease patients" they produce the same or a similar reaction. You refer to celiac reactions to cereal grain prolamins as "allergic" reactions and "food sensitivity". For instance, you say, "NIH sees all these grains as in opposition to celiacs, of which I am one and that is science, not any MD with a good memory who overprescribes medications that contain known food allergens in them, of which they have zero knowledge if the patient is in fact allergic to or not, since they failed to do simple 'food sensitivity' testing" and "IF a person wants to get well, they should be the one to determine what grains they are allergic to and what grains they want to leave out, not you. I need to remind you that celiac disease is not an allergy, it is an autoimmune disorder. Neither allergy testing nor food sensitivity testing can be used to diagnose celiac disease. Allergy testing and food sensitivity testing cannot detect the antibodies produced by celiac disease in reaction to gluten ingestion.  You say of me, "You must be one of those who are only gluten intolerant . . ." Gluten intolerance is synonymous with celiac disease. You must be referring to gluten sensitivity or NCGS (Non Celiac Gluten Sensitivity). Actually, I have been officially diagnosed with celiac disease both by blood antibody testing and by endoscopy/positive biopsy. Reacting to all cereal grain prolamins does not define celiac disease. If you are intent on teaching the truth, please get it straight first.
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