Jump to content
This site uses cookies. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. More Info... ×
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Talking cat translation

:lol:

Sooze!!....ain't no cat going potty outside whilst there's a litter tray indoors <_<


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
jerseyangel Proficient
Talking cat translation

:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I've had cats that would pound frantically on the door to get back in so they could go potty :blink:

:blink:

what in hell

Sooze!!....ain't no cat going potty outside whilst there's a litter tray indoors <_<

<_< well, it has to stay in as he will NEVER be allowed to roam freely outside.....can nae risk injury or loss to my wee babe :wub:<I've already almost killed him once myself> :ph34r:

LOVE the talking cat translation :lol:

almost phorgot - Ray-chill made a Seinfeld reference the other day and it slipped by us .....was it the latex salesman one? :lol:

George: "VANDELAY!!!!!!!!! SAY VANDELAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jerry: "and you want to be my latex salesman" :lol: :lol:

to this day, my mom and I call vindaloo chicken Vandelay Industries chicken :lol: :lol:

SILLS!!!!!!!!! am I losing me mind or........did anyone post an angel food cake recipe? I am so irritated with the thought of baking, however, that it may just be Chocolate Easter Pig pie from me mum, and strawberries and ice cream from me, her lazy, slag daughter :lol:

PadT, I think you said there was a good angel food mix by some company?

Well heck, that would require a drive clear across town to Whole Paycheck on a Friday <_<

- - an utter heinosity and, who knows if they'd even have it......

:rolleyes:

am going to lay on the couch and read my book now - getting nowt done today :ph34r:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
her lazy, slag daughter

*SNOOOORT*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Me Mum's friends say the same :lol::lol:

am going to lay on the couch and read my book now - getting nowt done today

A plan most excellent of which I can recommend!!!!!!!!! :D

jerseyangel Proficient

It was Gluten Free Pantry Angel Food Cake Mix--easy and good. :) It's been a while, but I think you just add water.

I've never made an angel phood cake from scratch.....

elye Community Regular

OMG.....I can't stand it.....I'm still shaking.. . . ...... . .

The Wildcats won the championship. In a SHOOTOUT.

Dear gawd......a number of times, I was sure I was going to have to head outside and throw up.

This shootout went back and forth FIFTEEN times. Thirty shooters.

Talk about a nightmare for a goalie parent..... . . . . . . . .jeez, and maybe a goalie, too..... :lol:

Dad dinna make it. But my mom did, and brother, sister and pertinent in-laws.

Great stuff.

I've never needed several glasses of wine like I do right now.

So I may not be back till later tonight.

Perhaps pissed.

:lol:

mimommy Contributor

Soooo........

where did I leave off?

Hmm. Well, I think it was somewhere around here--

I was all like :)

and then you guys were all like :unsure:

and then psawyer was all like :ph34r:

and then I was all like :huh:

and then I was like :(

but now I'm all like B)


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



jerseyangel Proficient
The Wildcats won the championship. In a SHOOTOUT.

Dear gawd......a number of times, I was sure I was going to have to head outside and throw up.

:lol::lol: Em--go have that wine--stat!! :D

What a day you had! And Sophie--You go girl!!!!!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GO WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D

Em possibly getting pissed (this I take to mean inebriated, NOT angry :lol: )

M drunk sounds PHUN :lol: ...I'll join yerz!!!!!!!!!

OH!!! ......AND - this could ONLY happen at Easter weekend for pharque sake.....me bloody boiler's broken down AGAIN!!!!!!!

I'm going to kill SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!

...pass the wine someone!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

I just wanna say I love youse guys :wub:

Pseriously ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Soooo........

where did I leave off?

Hmm. Well, I think it was somewhere around here--

I was all like :)

and then you guys were all like :unsure:

and then psawyer was all like :ph34r:

and then I was all like :huh:

and then I was like :(

but now I'm all like B)

I'm presently swinging wildly between :lol: + :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
OH!!! ......AND - this could ONLY happen at Easter weekend for pharque sake.....me bloody boiler's broken down AGAIN!!!!!!!

Gwad! Not again!!!!!!!!!!! :o:angry:

Yeah--ALWAYS at the most inoppertune time..... <_<

I'm joining you and Em in that glass or 3 of wine.....do you think there's room in there fer all of us??? :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
but now I'm all like B)

Pretty much says it all :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'm joining you and Em in that glass or 3 of wine.....do you think there's room in there fer all of us??? :lol:

...and a pot of Greek yogHurt??? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
...and a pot of Greek yogHurt??? :unsure:

Why not--Jess uses it in her tapioca :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Wine goes with everything :rolleyes:

Gads. My boss is hesitant to let me not work on Fridays because "what would everyone else think?" :huh:

I'm like all :blink:

Dude, you got bigger problems then my lack of body in the lab one day a week... :ph34r:

Patti :wub: :wub:

gotcher back, babe

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Sillies-

Was a very long day for us--

Didn't get to bed till 1 and then up @ 4 to be at the hospital for 5:15. John and I really liked his surgeon. I was crying before we left the house--just scared I guess. They had him on his way to the OR @ 7:15. I was alone when I said goodbye. His mom had not arrived yet. I had dried my eyes before entering the hospital but I let loose there....I dont care how minor a surgery anything can happen and I was nervous. So I walked to my office cause I knew someone would be there. I met his mom and then we went to the waiting room. @ 9:30 the dr came and handed me a cup- it had several (16 to be exact) gall stones- 1 was the size of a gumball you would get at the gumball machine in the mall and the rest were the size of chick peas......those were for me to keep. He had already took a whole urine cup full to the lab. So he was full. He told us we could see him in about an hour they were waking him up. At 12 we finally got in- they couldnt get him awake. When we got in there he was in a lot of pain--unfortunately that never got better so he is still in the hospital and will stay until tomorrow morning. His mom left at 1:30 but yet John was still inchorent and really foggy from the drugs. He kept slipping in and out of sleep and moaning in pain. After John's mom left I called a coworker and took a walk- seeing my husband in so much pain and not being able to help him was upsetting. His surgeon came in again @ 3:30 and said John's pain was no subsiding--even though it was laprosopic a bigger whole was made since the gall bladder was much larger and since it was literally full of stones. I am home for the night- I needed to come home and get a nap and just eat and dry my eyes. I will go back in the morning- John told me not to come back since he was going to sleep (which is good) Jen is going to check on him when she gets in and will tell me how hes doing. I am going back @ 6:30 in the morning- he should be discharged between 7-7:30. I wish I could have him here but at the same time I couldn't give him the care he needed and I was scared to bring him anywhere in the condition he was in.....so I am going to go lay down and sleep for a bit....such a long day, but wanted to give you guys an update--thanks for all the warm thoughts and prayers....

jerseyangel Proficient

Amanda--thanks for letting us know despite how exhausted you are :)

Well, it's over and John can begin healing and feeling much better. Hopefully, he won't remember much of the pain from today.

Get some rest and something to eat :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I've never needed several glasses of wine like I do right now.

So I may not be back till later tonight.

Perhaps pissed.

:lol:

gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SOPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!! this is fan-farking-tastic!!!!!!!! :)

And so Em's all :wacko: I guess - yes, you go gitcher self pissed, Em and come back and see us!!!!!!!! :lol:

Soooo........

where did I leave off?

Hmm. Well, I think it was somewhere around here--

I was all like

and then you guys were all like

and then psawyer was all like :

and then I was all like

and then I was like

but now I'm all like

OMG :lol: :lol:

I"m like all :lol: and that just CRACKED me up, Mimmsy *snort*

Gads. My boss is hesitant to let me not work on Fridays because "what would everyone else think?" :huh:

I'm like all :blink:

Dude, you got bigger problems then my lack of body in the lab one day a week...

OMG :lol: :lol:

we are quite phunny on this Good Friday :lol:

and BTW I'm with Geoss - - I LOVE surgery - have only had one - loved it so much

but Amanda! glad it's all over!!!!!!!!! get some rest

PadT! :wub:

I loves youse guys also, me Psills :wub:

back to the couch, my book, my pets, and Ellen....highly productive day :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Just wanted to poop in and ((((((((((((((HUG AMANDA))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Hi Sillies-

Was a very long day for us--

Sleep, Amanda. You've earned rest. John will feel much better in the morning.

Mtndog Collaborator

Have you guys seen THIS? Open Original Shared Link

Ever.....

psawyer Proficient
Just wanted to poop in and ((((((((((((((HUG AMANDA))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too! :wub:

flourgirl Apprentice
I've had cats that would pound frantically on the door to get back in so they could go potty :blink:

Same here! THAT was where they were supposed to go....not outsiiiiidde!! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
Just wanted to poop in and ((((((((((((((HUG AMANDA))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me 3!!! Manda....so glad you two have that part over with! The waiting in agony is over. Let the healing begin! Hope it's quick and easy :)

Hi all! Happy Good Friday! Jude...hope yer doing much better...youse too Psuess! Loved the great news from Curly grandma <heeheegiggleface> Or is it Gramma Curly.....or Gramma Fries....or....aw heck. Such good news, anyway.

Holiday weekend. I'll be working it. Glad we had company last weekend.

Gardens are greening, spring bulbs looking beautiful. I love all of the flowering trees throughout the area! Just lovely! Seeing the "babies" peeking up out of the ground is better than Christmas for me! I go for daily tours of my yard to see who's coming up. Better yet....I forget that I've planted some things, so I get surprises from me to me! (I'll bet I could have a blast with old-timers disease, huh?)

Hope you all have a wonder Easter weekend. Eat lots of chocolate....just short of getting sick on it ;)

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Donate

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):





    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):




  • Recent Activity

    1. - Captain173 replied to Captain173's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      4

      Confused with test results

    2. - gailc replied to Yenni's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
      28

      Anyone Got Sick From Canola Oil?

    3. - Wheatwacked replied to BIg Nodge's topic in Celiac Disease Pre-Diagnosis, Testing & Symptoms
      7

      Opinions on my test results/symptoms

    4. - Wheatwacked replied to Nicbent35's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
      4

      3 year old gluten intolerance?

    5. - Wheatwacked replied to Nicbent35's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
      4

      3 year old gluten intolerance?


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      127,892
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    Lpschmitt
    Newest Member
    Lpschmitt
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121k
    • Total Posts
      70.5k

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Captain173
      Do you have any links that show studies where NCGS and/or infections have caused high Ttg iga levels.  I've yet to see anything that truly supports this. Everything I've read says the high levels are celiac specific.
    • gailc
      I get coughing and choking from canola oil. I cough up stuff.  Symptom is like bronchitis.  I have gluten intolerance, maybe celiac.  the choking persists for about a week, it simulates a cold.  I got it from the gluten free menu at Outback too, that time I got cramps for 25 hours. the cramps start about 20 minutes after finishing eating.  
    • Wheatwacked
      Many of the symptoms, there are over 200, associated with celiac disease and NCGS are vitamin and mineral deficiencies caused by small intestine damage in the case of celiac disease and food avoidance and the poor nutrittion of the Modern American Diet (MAD) I used to turn the heat on even at 78 degrees.  The 600 mcg of Liquid Iodine helped.  Also good for hair, nails, skin and brain fog.  Another good thing for brain fog is phosphatyl choline.  It is essentil for acetylcholine- a brain chemical. I have familial hyperlipdemia and instead of a statin I got a prescription for Nicotinic Acid, 2000 mg a day.  I was already taking 500 mg a day and was really surprised when my HDL when up to  44 and I began sleeping better and my legs and back are getting more flexible.  In addition after the first few doses of itchiness I get a warm fuzzy feeling Raising your vitamin D is crucial.  Low vitamin D allows the immune system to run amuck. intermittent bouts of fatigue, chills/cold intolerance, and shortness of breath/air hunger (sometimes feels like a hollowness in my chest, hard to describe).  Look at Thiamin deficiency. consistently ran hot, was always cranking the a/c, to someone who wears a down vest.  Any combination of deficiencies in B1, B2, B3, B5, choline and Iodine can cause this.  Likely all of them. After a lifetime of mouthbreathing GFD cleared my sinuses.  Post nasal drip is my first symptom of cross contamination nowaday.  
    • Wheatwacked
      If you mean continueing on Gluten Free my answer is yes.  She showed significant improvement in her behavior and that translates to a happy family.  Do get her tested as sooon as you can.  You might want to investigate genetic testing for Celiac Disease.  Children recover more quickly than adults.  It took my son about 6 months on Nutramigen before going to regular food, gluten free.  Blood tests are not always accurate in very young children. You may be advised to see a gastroenterologist instead of relying on blood tests results. Logic: She is better off gluten than before.  Wheat flour has no nutritional value and has an omega 6: omega 3 ratio of 22:1.  Our bodies do better at 3:1.  Omega 6 causes inflammation. When my son was diagnosed, back in 1976, his doctor recommended my wife and I also go gluten free.  We declined and lived to regret it.  I started GFD at 63 and have spent the last 10 years undoing the damage, some of my symptons went all the way back to my childhood and things I lived with all my life got better.
    • Wheatwacked
      Hi @Nicbent35,             When my son was diagnosed with Celiac Disease when he was weaned, so I understand your frustration.       With improvement so dramatic, it cannot be a coincedence. Get her to the doctor and tell the story and insist on testing.  In the meantime, though, continue on GFD.  Her health is more important than convincing a doctor.  Bring videos of her behaviors if you can.  Even if the blood tests and biopsy prove negative, that is part of the diagnosis process for NCGS and later when she is recovered you can always do a Gluten Challenge.      This is an important time in her developement.  Celiac Disease causes malabsorption syndrome, leading to malnutrition, regardles of what she eats.  Though NCGS may not cause malabsorption, it will affect food choices which can lead to malnutrition.  There may be benifits that an official diagnosis may have, but they don't trump a healthy child.      Get her healthy, then worry about validation later.  Celiac Disease is difficult to diagnosed, especially in children, because doctors look for antibodies in the blood and young children have immature immune systems.  Also you don't mention any gastrologic symtoms and celiac disease is traditionally considered gastrolic only.  Not true.  There are over 200 symptom that celiac disease and the accompaning malnutrion mimics or causes that often causes misdiagnosis and delay in recovery. While at the doctors, ask them about vitamin D deficiency and Iodine deficiency in particular. Milk being the primary source of iodine in the diet, but concerns exist regarding the lower iodine content in organic milk and reduced milk consumption in certain demographics.  Vitamin D deficiency is 40% of the industrialized population and a recent study in the Great Britain showed a wopping 60%, beaten only by some areas of Canada at 70%. And B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6.  Deficiencies in these are common in untreated Celiac Disease and they affect energy production. Are You Confused About Your Celiac Disease Lab Results?
×
×
  • Create New...