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[mushroom]

SHROOMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

where in hell do you GO for the winter??????

oh, this is glamorous, Sills.......I just know it

Oh yes, we take our yacht to the Riviera and meander to Monaco and have a Nice time altogether when we Cannes.

(Otherwise we would just go to Lake Tahoe.)

[mimommy]

but did you all see this??

Open Original Shared Link

poor widdle dog!!!!!!!!

Poor widdle Tinkerbell But, I swear I think I know these people--the Utley's. How is it possible that I live here, and actually work in Rochester, and Suze knew about this before I did??

Answer: Mimms spends entirely too much time talking to her invisible friends online.

am at work - and, I just showed my boss and my young co-worker, Derek, my cleavage sternum.

it was shocking......in its phlagrant display of savage boniness

Hey - where in hell is gianknit????

The last time I saw bone on my sternum I was downright anorexic. Otherwise, being mammorily gifted and incredibly short--anybody can see clearly down me shirt just about any time they want to. Been told so. Can't help it. Hate turtlenecks

Maybe she's in Waterford, MI??

I told you we had 70 mile an hour winds!!

...the pet psychic reunited them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......... wait ...we don't have them 'ere

Is this to get rid of the wee Mexican Hispanic man??

Oh, but you do! I can't remember her name--something, something WIH. I'll think of it...

get rid of wee gardener=

[mimommy]

MethinksI want a karenly

Apparently, one in TWENTY women has a third nipple.

Does she do dishes? Send 'er my way

Menip a trois? Crikey

Oh yes, we take our yacht to the Riviera and meander to Monaco and have a Nice time altogether when we Cannes.

(Otherwise we would just go to Lake Tahoe.)

Yes, lovey, this year we were thinking of flying our Lear to the South of France. But, I've heard the Riviera is sooo much better. Perhaps the Yucatan might be nice, although that flu they've had is rather droll.

BTW--my parents live on the Yucatan peninsula of Mexico. :greenpukeguy:

Emily, love the new av. You are beautifull!

Suze, every time I see your av I think you are still drinking You are, aren't you?? The bathrobe sleeve is a nice touch. Looks like you're at a PJ party, painting your toenails 'er sumfin'.

Gads, doesn't THAT sound loverly?

I just came upstairs with the laundry and my daughter was watching "Open Season 2". They were singing "Just like me they long to be..." and I burst out singing "Close to youuuu". My daughter was all like, "Gah--M-aw-m?! That sounds aw-full!"

[elye]

Lilly Allen has three nipples, as does Mark Wahlberg and Krusty the Clown (alongside his pacemaker scar)..........

This is compelling reading:

A third nipple usually occurs somewhere on the chest, but not always. Brazilian researchers recently reported the first case of a nipple occurring on (wait for it) the bottom of the foot. The case is that of a 22-year-old woman. Her foot nipple was fairly well developed with

[elye]

Raye-chyull! Yer parents are in the Yucatan? Not a good time to be down there.. .. . .. . ...How close are they to Mexico (whoops! Hispanic) City? Any swine flu nearby?

[mimommy]

Raye-chyull! Yer parents are in the Yucatan? Not a good time to be down there.. .. . .. . ...How close are they to Mexico (whoops! Hispanic) City? Any swine flu nearby?

Well, yes, they've been there for about a year or so, but their visas are up so they are due to return momentarliy. My mother is particularly at risk as she takes enbrel (sp) for her arthritis which dramatically increases the risk of infection. They just sent me this e-mail, and there tain't nuthin' silly about it (I deleted out the blah, blah, blah):

Warden Message

Update on Flu Outbreak in Mexico - Center for Disease Control Issues

Travel Notice for Mexico; Mexico City Cancels Classes until May 6

April 26, 2009

The U.S. Center for Disease Control (CDC) updated on April 26, 2009 a

notice about H1N1 "swine" influenza and travel to Mexico.

On April 25, the Government of Mexico announced that as a precautionary

measure, all schools from kindergarten through university level will

remain closed until May 6 in the Federal District, State of Mexico, and

San Luis Potosi. All government-sponsored events involving large crowds

have also been canceled, and museums and most tourist attractions are

closed...

The U.S. Embassy in Mexico City will open on Monday morning, April 27,

2009, but all non-essential services to the public will be suspended...

The Embassy's visa unit will also suspend normal operations during this

week. The Embassy will reschedule all visa applications which have been

made for the week of April 27th...

All other operations at the U.S. consulates and consular agencies

throughout Mexico will continue as normal...

The U.S. Embassy reminds U.S. citizens in Mexico that most cases of

influenza are not "swine flu"; any specific questions or concerns about

flu or other illnesses should be directed to a medical professional.

Mexico City medical authorities urge people to avoid hospitals and

clinics unless they have a medical emergency, since hospitals are

centers of infection; instead, those with health concerns are encouraged

to stay home and call their physicians to avoid potential exposure.

Although the U.S. Embassy cannot give medical advice or provide medical

services to the public, a list of hospitals and doctors in the Yucatan

Peninsula can be found on the U.S. Consulate Merida website at the

following link: Open Original Shared Link.

But, my mother assures me that all is well and no need to panic

[nikki-uk]

VERRRY early morning peeps!!!

A third nipple usually occurs somewhere on the chest, but not always. Brazilian researchers recently reported the first case of a nipple occurring on (wait for it) the bottom of the foot. The case is that of a 22-year-old woman. Her foot nipple was fairly well developed with

[mushroom]

Dear GAAAWD!!!...so, you can only hope that if you DO have a third nipple, a breast will develop to go with it?!!!

On yer foot??? Dear GAAAWD!! X100 :lol:

[flourgirl]

Mornin all. Wet, rainy, (earl)grey, gloomy day. Hard to adjust to the temperature bouncing around. In the 90's yesterday (mmmmmmm, prrrrrrr), high of 58 today (iiiiiiiick, brrrrrrrr). Good day to do all the shopping that I need to do and tend to avoid as long as possible.

Niknik.....don't forget to take the socks out of the tea kettle first!

Psuess.......phlashing your bones at the boys when they are expecting actual cleavage is crewel and unusual punishment (but good for you!). Gave me a little giggle.

Not much to say.....or.....probably I do, I just can't phind any of it amongst the kobwebbies in my head. Another round of doctor phoolishness koming up and I just don't wanna go.

Hope yer all pheeling swell (not swollen) today!

[elye]

Good Morning, Gang!

Our weather is bouncing around crazily, as well. . . . ...shorts one day, pants and a jacket the next...or even in the same day, now I think on it. . . . ..

Dear GAAAWD!!!...so, you can only hope that if you DO have a third nipple, a breast will develop to go with it?!!!

Dear gawd. . .... . ...two are enough, thank you. . . . ..

I presented my findings to DD last evening -- the stats varied somewhat, but one in fifty people seemed to be what was quoted the most. Apparently, the removal of a third nipple is a fairly common procedure in plastic surgery, for those who wish to belong in the world of the bi-nippular. . . . ....

......But on the bottom of the FOOT? So weird, I do not even have anything raucously funny to say about this. . . . . .....

Some argyle wool-infused tea this am, Nik?

Hope everybody's loved ones get out of Meh-HI-ko in short order. . . . . ..

[Jestgar]

Some argyle wool-infused tea this am, Nik?

Excellent way to clean them - using them to strain tea! Way to be efficient, Nik.

[nikki-uk]

Excellent way to clean them - using them to strain tea! Way to be efficient, Nik.

I try to do my bit

[Judyin Philly]

Em.. love your avatar.........looking good girl

dank rainy gloomy day........has basement written all over it.

how is jules......haven't seen her lately...

i'll be back after i get the cob webs off.

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' sills

Yes Em--I just love yer new av. Very beach-y!

10 inches of rain here between Monday afternoon and yesterday. We had an appointment yesterday, and I've never seen anything like it!! Twas very scary......

Sun peeking out now, still very humid. Sitting here this morning watching the news and wondering what we've gotten ourselves into.....

[DingoGirl]

WHO IS KARENLY? Do we know of this person? She does sound phab, complete with home-grown citrus. . . . .....MethinksI want a karenly........

I believe we have discussed KarenLY before on here? She is my high school friend Karen.....and for some reason, back in HS, we made her name into an adverb by adding the -LY.............."in a Karen manner."

remember, she is one of a handful who have called me SCHMOOZ since the age of 16, but when I was diagnosed w/ celiac, she and her hubby INSTANTLY started calling me SPRUE-ZEE *snort*

<oh sills I'm feeling ribald and psilly today - must leave soon to go and torture them at work>

Yes, lovey, this year we were thinking of flying our Lear to the South of France. But, I've heard the Riviera is sooo much better. Perhaps the Yucatan might be nice, although that flu they've had is rather droll.

Suze, every time I see your av I think you are still drinking You are, aren't you?? The bathrobe sleeve is a nice touch. Looks like you're at a PJ party, painting your toenails 'er sumfin'.

Gads, doesn't THAT sound loverly?

She said LOVEY

Yes, I'm still drinking. he he. No, not really, but I will pull the juicer out one last time when Karenly makes it over with the citrus - we had to postpone.

Bathrobe is Princess Fluffy Kat's (Jenn). She is very fluffy and girly.

A third nipple usually occurs somewhere on the chest, but not always. Brazilian researchers recently reported the first case of a nipple occurring on (wait for it) the bottom of the foot. The case is that of a 22-year-old woman. Her foot nipple was fairly well developed with

[Mtndog]

Hallo Psillies! I cannot even begin to catch up with your crazed posting

I left off at Trouser Trout and return to find third nipples (on the bottom of one's foot? Imagine nursing your child with yer foot? One babe at each boob, and one at yer foot ). The phun never ends :lol:

Welp, I am on me own fer the next week- Kurt (the lucky ba$*tard) is at Jazz Fest in New Orleans (this is his 10th year!!!!!!!!!!). Dropped him off at the airport this morning and already looking fer trouble (I'm HERE, aren't I? ). Cat's away, mice will play (I talk a good game!). More like, cat's about, mice passing out. Er uhm, cat's on the creep, mice will sleep.

Jess- Oh Jess..........I think Kurt and I are coming yer way this summer! We want to visit our friends in Seattle, go back out to Orcas, and the Olympic Peninsula and yer island home. Are you scared?

[nikki-uk]

Jess- Oh Jess..........I think Kurt and I are coming yer way this summer! We want to visit our friends in Seattle, go back out to Orcas, and the Olympic Peninsula and yer island home. Are you scared?

RUN Jess...don't walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

Jess- Oh Jess..........I think Kurt and I are coming yer way this summer! We want to visit our friends in Seattle, go back out to Orcas, and the Olympic Peninsula and yer island home. Are you scared?

YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

Although I'll try not to get too excited, as I believe some other darned poster teased me with a Seattle visit, and then bailed.

[elye]

dank rainy gloomy day........has basement written all over it.

Joooooodie's underground again today. . . . . ...

WE WILL FIND YOU, TOO, JUDITH!!

I think Kurt and I are coming yer way this summer! We want to visit our friends in Seattle, go back out to Orcas, and the Olympic Peninsula and yer island home. Are you scared?

ANOTHER PSILLY PSUMMIT!! . . . . . A really psilly one. . . . . . . ...

Although I'll try not to get too excited, as I believe some other darned poster teased me with a Seattle visit, and then bailed.

Uh, oh. . . . . ...wazzat me? No.. . . do not believe so.. . . . .....but big plans wif us sometimes DO get. . . ....modified. . ....

Jyess, we are likely coming out to Calgary this summer....probably a little far for a quick (or even not-so-quick) rendezvous .. . . . ...

But Jyess and Bevel!!! Stupendous. . . . . .....

Nipples on yer feet. . . . ... .....hafta get special custom orthotics, methinks. . .. ... .

Gah, I STILL cannot imagine doing any high-impact activities. . . . .....

[DingoGirl]

Good aft, Sills

at "work" torturing my two boys here - my favorite thing

I actually do know who did nae make it to seattle - and she's been MIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (or - was her trip upcoming, and then cancelled?)

foot nipples

Judith emerge from the basement yet?

BEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will we see more of you now that Kurt's gone?

OMG SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have discovered, in our warehouse, the single grossest thing AND I am quite sure - the very source itself for every vile disease, virus, deadly infection....yes, even the evil swine flughue.......

It's our fetid string mops

:lol:

filthier, more disgusting things I have never seen

:gag::gag:vomit::gag::gag:

must stay away........will NEVER touch it..........

in fact I may surreptitiously throw them out, and never admit to it

I am feelin' the wackl, sills, I'm feelin' it

[elye]

Just got back from seeing my dad...we went to wish him good luck tomorrow - - he's to be at the hospital at 6:00 am (ugh) and his surgery is scheduled for 8 am. He actually seems nervous; unlike him to let any of that show. . . ......but he is in good spirits. . . .

...POeter! Tonight we is off to take in yer bro's discourse....'twill be a lovely spot for a glass of wine, sipping and listening, pondering, chuckling. . . ....Jack will be sippin' his shirley temple and ignoring the glances and whispers of everyone around him....."why is there a KID in here? Guess they couldn't get a sitter". .. . ...

[DingoGirl]

Emmel! we was squigglin' at the same time

Yer evening sounds VERY exciting....is Jack just about out of his mind? Psychotic with glee? so fantastic taht this is happening....

me? either home (Stays Home with Pets is my new native American name )

or out to the terribly pedestrian neighborhood pub *yawn*

or - maybe I"ll just have fuzzies at home whilst cleaning.....

later sills

[psawyer]

...POeter! Tonight we is off to take in yer bro's discourse....'twill be a lovely spot for a glass of wine, sipping and listening, pondering, chuckling. . . ....Jack will be sippin' his shirley temple and ignoring the glances and whispers of everyone around him....."why is there a KID in here? Guess they couldn't get a sitter". .. . ...

Have a wonderful evening! The Ottawa event is extra special for Rob cuz it's his birthday today and he is celebrating in Ottawa, the city where it happened 49 years ago.

[elye]

Have a wonderful evening! The Ottawa event is extra special for Rob cuz it's his birthday today and he is celebrating in Ottawa, the city where it happened 49 years ago.

Well, armed with this information, it could be quite an evening.. . ......

I will shout out, at the start of his speech, "IT'S ROBERT'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! FORTY-NINE!!. . . . AND IT ALL BEGAN HERE!!" Then I will also shout, perhaps later in the evening, "Robert does NOT eat mushrooms....I have this on excellent authority". . . .....

[jerseyangel]

Well, armed with this information, it could be quite an evening.. . ......

I will shout out, at the start of his speech, "IT'S ROBERT'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! FORTY-NINE!!. . . . AND IT ALL BEGAN HERE!!" Then I will also shout, perhaps later in the evening, "Robert does NOT eat mushrooms....I have this on excellent authority". . . .....

......and she's not kidding!!

Em--have a great time tonight, I'm so excited for Jack!

Wishing a smooth, uncomplicated surgery for your dad--he'll be in my thoughts