The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

YAY! Time for some Civckeb talk!!

[jerseyangel]

I see we're all assembled wif our respective glasses of wine--where's Souczie?

[mimommy]

I see we're all assembled wif our respective glasses of wine--where's Souczie?

Missing her own par-tay?

Ohhhh Suuuuzzzzzyyyy...where arrre youuuuu?

[elye]

I've had my two - - now it's off to bed, as I gotta be up early for the drive to Toronto.

I also wanna be outta here before I beghine to speilll lik a ccrazeee drumnk... . . .

[jerseyangel]

Mite, Em

[mimommy]

G'night Em--have a safe and fun trip

well, how do ya like that Suze--standing us up for her booze suze fest

It is thunder & lightning here, big time. I am attached to a family size bag of Tostidos.

Party on

[jerseyangel]

I'm not snacking--touch of indigestion

Doing bills whilst drinking and cavorting

[psawyer]

back later for some wine - who's with me? Rach? Geoss? Padt? Em? Who's gonna be drinking with me tonight? DON"T MAKE ME DRINK ALONE

We won't, suze...I'm here with you, relaxing on the back deck late in (our) evening, sipping on a lovely Martini.

My expose' shot would most certainly be of me sans bra, sitting on my porch smoking.e'll be your therapists, Suze.

_{Or at least your drinking partners}

A shirtless, smoking hag?

I almost never wear a bra - don't need to

Yes, MEET AT SHROOMIE'S!!!!!!!!!!!! In Tahoe......how wondrous it would be to be there now.........get outta this blasted heat

Yes........be my therapists!!!!!! What I really need is just more peeps in my life.(PEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! - come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Well, Susie, it seems we have something else in common. I never wear a bra. I would be willing to to offer an assessment should we ever be fortunate enought to meet in person. But what I care about is what is between your ears, not what is on your chest.

I'm here, perched with a very large glass of chablis at my side. I have packed two 2-litre bottles of wine for three days on Wards Island. Do we all feel that this is enough?

Hmm...... . ..'tis quite a raucous, music-and-singing-fueled weekend . . .....dunno.

Maths coming. Two 2-litre bottles over three days. (2+2)/3 makes 1.33 liters per day. Adequate, I suppose, as long as you are not planning to share it with somebody.

Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

Cheers!

I see we're all assembled wif our respective glasses of wine--where's Souczie?

Sooozeee, ou es tu?

[mimommy]

Doing bills whilst drinking and cavorting

A multi-talented multi-tasker, you are

She said "cavorting"--gah!

It has been raining so hard here for about an hour or so. We're under a flash flood warning (luckily I'm nowhere near the river--it's about 1-2 miles from here).

I'm tired and me knees is screamin' that it's time to go to bed.

Have a lurvely evenin' all

XOXO

[Jestgar]

Mite mimmi

[blueeyedmanda]

A quiet evening here sillies...John and I have stayed in the house all evening....just a lazy friday night.

I need to be careful on the book now....2 of my friends at work are also phacephriends and I dont worry about them but there are others in the office who have the book too and I have seen them searching for ppl....

blah!!!

[DingoGirl]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAT

emoticonally busted *harrumph*

AND THEN QUOTE- BUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<this quote was about Mimmsy's grEy hair>

welcome to yer forties, Mimms. 'tis heinous, in the ways of the aging of the body

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elimination diet for me Skit? *confuzzled*

Skit at the vet 'twas wayyyyyyyyyy too cute! and how playful he is tonight with the Weez - seems he's come back to us (for now)

MIMMS -

soooooo......in Mexico, you is shirtless and smokin' on the porch

quell sight *snort*

I'm here, perched with a very large glass of chablis at my side. I have packed two 2-litre bottles of wine for three days on Wards Island. Do we all feel that this is enough?

Hmm...... . ..'tis quite a raucous, music-and-singing-fueled weekend . . .....dunno.

OMG - Em's goign away!!!!!!!!!! Personally, I don't think that's enuff

Have a great trip, Emmel!!!!!!!

Hey all! Just catching up! It's kinda like the old "cliff hangers" (or worse...soap operas). Hey pholks! Tune in next time for the answers to these important questions: Will Gshanett get the job? (truly hope so), is Hey Jude still in the dungeon...or working on another home project? Is she still smoke free? What was Pah-tays comment on FB about nectarines vs. Peaches (how can you not like peaches?) will Ems Dad be released from the health-care imprisonment for good outrageous behavior? Is Skittles allergy food related? Will Pseuss find her tickle-bone intact and fill Psillyville with sunshine and laughter? Hang on to your seat to learn about Tel's new watermelon and how he chooses to deal with it!

Tea magical, as ever

Finished my kitchen duties for the day. Curling up with a glass o' wine.

I'm so sorry I were not here. Had a loooooooooooong phone conversation with a friend, missed my whole drunken, Psilly evening, _{which I believe I had designated}

I have to pass on the beverages--have to work tomorrow.

Scott is not feeling well so I guess for me it's just man o' whine.

_{Pfft, like I'm one to talk}

oh poor Scodtt!!!!!!!! take care of 'im

Working tomorrow........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *angry*

WORK is such a bloody interference. Idn't it????????

YAY! Time for some Civckeb talk!!

I see we're all assembled wif our respective glasses of wine--where's Souczie?

Missing her own par-tay?

Ohhhh Suuuuzzzzzyyyy...where arrre youuuuu?

I is so sorry, will do better next time

G'night Em--have a safe and fun trip

well, how do ya like that Suze--standing us up for her booze suze fest

It is thunder & lightning here, big time. I am attached to a family size bag of Tostidos.

Party on

Tostitos

That's how Sarah made her grand entrance - had one in her eye, she did

Well, Susie, it seems we have something else in common. I never wear a bra. I would be willing to to offer an assessment should we ever be fortunate enought to meet in person. But what I care about is what is between your ears, not what is on your chest.

Maths coming. Two 2-litre bottles over three days. (2+2)/3 makes 1.33 liters per day. Adequate, I suppose, as long as you are not planning to share it with somebody.

Cheers!

Sooozeee, ou es tu?

PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<WHAT is my purring, charming, ever-lovin' Skit going to eat????????????>

I am here. Now, 'tis too late, it seems.

Well Sills, must head to bed soon.......Gail claims she is coming early in the morn (11-ish?) to watch a movie with me. She claims that I can nae watch this one alone. I will not tell you what it is. Am too embarrassed. Twilight Seems she also has been quite taken with the series (in book form) and says that I will HATE it if I haven't read the book. and further, if I LIKED the movie without having read the book, she would have no respect for me. :lol: x 55

WHERE IS JULES on this matter???????????????????????

Slight modicum of silly back. But 'tis so phleeting. Am having mid-life crisis, in the cosmic sense, Mimms. Where did all the years go????????????????????

more later

[flourgirl]

Mornin! Ray-chull.....you sent yer rain here Take it back!!! We've had rain enough this spring and need to save some of it for summer. Been given the weekend off.....planned some hikes and outdoor chores...and blammo! Heavy rain and pserious pstorms coming our way. Drat! Guess I'll have to study....now in Anatomy and Medical Terminology (what fun).

Psuess (Minimom, too)....time just goes. It goes way too fast and goes faster as we get older. It's a crazy ride and all you can do is hold on.....but laugh and scream and enjoy it. Don't waste too much time on mid-life (or any stage-life) crises. The crisis in not real. The fear and angst is not real. Hell....do you really want to spend all of that precious time curled up under the blankets with Worry and Pain and Fear? They are no phun at all! They suck the laughter right out of your mouth. Go outside and play with Youthfullness and Abandon and Joy....they are great friends to have. And when you gotta be a grownup....work, clean, whatever.....do your best to have fun with that too. If you gotta work, and work hard the least you can do is have a laugh with it..or at least try.

That's it for todays lesson! Professor Teds Philosophy Hope you don't mind my spilling some gunk out of my brain in your presence.

Em-N-Em...hope your having a great time! Pieter...always enjoy seeing you here. Miss seeing Tickle Tawwwm! Better shut down.....it's terribly black-sky gloomy out the window.....maybe I'll go play in the rain anyway, at least a little bit! (My mom used to yell at me when I was growing up. I LOVED summer rain and thunderstorms and could often be found outside in the midst of it. She used to ask me "Don't you know its lightning and raining out there?". Of course I did! That was precisely the reason!!! )

Joy in all things to all of you.....

[Jestgar]

Psuess (Minimom, too)....time just goes. It goes way too fast and goes faster as we get older. It's a crazy ride and all you can do is hold on.....but laugh and scream and enjoy it. Don't waste too much time on mid-life (or any stage-life) crises. The crisis in not real. The fear and angst is not real. Hell....do you really want to spend all of that precious time curled up under the blankets with Worry and Pain and Fear? They are no phun at all! They suck the laughter right out of your mouth. Go outside and play with Youthfullness and Abandon and Joy....they are great friends to have. And when you gotta be a grownup....work, clean, whatever.....do your best to have fun with that too. If you gotta work, and work hard the least you can do is have a laugh with it..or at least try.

What she said.

Joy in all things to all of you.....

That one too

[jerseyangel]

Mornin all

Tried to do quotes, got frustrated.

Suz--the elimination diet fer Skit=me feeble attempt at humoUr seeing as he possibly has allergies. My thoughts went to foods, natch, hence the e-diet. <snort>

Missed ya last night, but we'll do it again

T-I'm tellin ya, I'm really trying to find the spirit of the young girl who used to climb a tree wif a book and read fer hours, lay in the grass and daydream, and loved to play in the rain. When did I become such a high strung worrywart? I loved yer whole post--made me pheel good

Jess--what are the kitchen plans fer the weekend? How much of a remodel are you doing?

Em's off on her trip--wine in tow

minimom hun--don't sweat the grey hairs....that's why god created Loreal Natural Match Kinda shocking the phirst time you notice it, though, isn't it?

Wondering how Tel made out? Hope Nik checks in......

Ground may be broken this week fer our new house! We have final meetings on Monday and Wednesday, and then if all goes well...... Tex-ass Sillie (Re)-union here we come!!!!!

[Darn210]

and then if all goes well...... Tex-ass Sillie (Re)-union here we come!!!!!

. . . but not scheduled during the summer months!!! . . . <---- gasping from the heat!!

[jerseyangel]

. . . but not scheduled during the summer months!!! . . . <---- gasping from the heat!!

True dat! Although everything is air conditioned.....but the door is open (as soon as it's installed) anytime

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning everyone-

raining again and cold...will put a damper on the travel plans if it doesnt get better soon. Was supposed to be heading to Scranton tonight to make Fathers Day dinner but not in the nasty weather...

[jerseyangel]

I hope the weather clears in time for you to go, Amanda. Matt has been telling me about all the rain you are having up there.

[JNBunnie1]

I'm alive!!!!

I had a glutening. Apparently, Trader Joe's puts CORNSTARCH in their sour cream, which is apparently CONTAMINATED.

So I had the world's worst headache for about a week and some itchiness. Oddly enough, I had ZERO stomach issues. That's what took me so long to figure out what happened (during which time I ate more sour cream, yay) but it's kinda nice I no longer have to carry a Port-a-Potty with me.

I worked yesterday in our soon-to-be garden. Thinking about going out to pick up some plants today. Too late in the season to start from seed, right?

Nik!!!! We need a cracked head wrist update!

[nikki-uk]

I'm alive!!!!

Good news!

Tel update:

Still steadfastly refusing to go to the hosp , but swelling has down a tad.

Maybe it has more to do with his arthritis ?? ...... he has had to come off all arthritis meds for a month as docs think it maybe is causing low platelets - GAAAWD - he can't even take ibuprofen for the sweeling (stomach ish-yooz )

Anyhoo - I've given him a deadline of Monday

If he still can't use it by then I will kidnap him & take him to the hosp

Hope all me psillies are ok??

{{{hugs}}}} to all

We are off to a par-tay (I've had me dinner & NO I won't be drinking wine )

Got me a phab new maxi dress (hides them legs )

Have a good Saturday!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Thanks fer the update, Nik--I'm glad I checked one more time before we went out

Have a good time at the par-tay....maxi dress sounds phab Very summer chic.

Hope Tel isn't too uncomfortable.

Bunnie--sorry bout the evil contaminated starch Good news on the lack of GI symptoms, at least that's something! Hope you pheel better soon

Hi PeOter!!

[flourgirl]

Hey!!! I came in from the rain...now showered and dry. Of course...now the sun is out...what a strange weather day this has been!

Bunbun....hope you have lots of phun with your garden. I'm not sure where you are...but....there are still plants available in the nurseries...just be carful that they look nice and green...not too leggy and not loaded wif bugs. You still have time to start some things from seed, just check the length of time required. Beans grow fast, onion, some squashes, carrots...lots to choose from. I just put in sweet potatoes (company didn't ship them until a few days ago ). My tomato plants are already as tall as me!!!

I started a new strawberry bed this spring alongside a flower bed. The plants are really doing well, but some of them are in hiding. I used soil from my compost pile...and...well....we call them "volunteers". I have tons of winter squash (many tiny squashes already visible) and some mystery squashes, as well as sunflowers and something that looks like maybe a melon vine (?) . Sure makes the flower bed and strawberry patch look jungley. They are rapidly stretching out into the lawn...out of control (I hear voices like the plant in the little house of horrors...."FEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!"

[curlyfries]

That's all that's happening in my world--what's going on with you all???

Getting ready to have a garage sale.........LOTS of clothes that no longer fit........from size 10 to 16W.......(savin the 8's in case I gain some weight)......._{not braggin or nuffin}

Goin CrAzY wif hubby home 24/7........summer is supposed to be my time of peace and solitude.......do whatever i want whenever i want. With noone lookin over me shoulder or wantin to tag along

Had some strawberries the other day with no ill effects.........YIPPEEE!!!!!

Planning a wedding

Buying baby stuff at garage sales

Fantastic . . . looks like if Smakl ever has to have another blood draw, we'll be driving to Michigan.

Why would you do that?????........We have a SUPERB psilly-related phlebotomist right here.......my DD......her site is on E. 56th Street

Thumb report---can nae see them due to the swinging of massive hammers busting out chunks of concrete, mobilized by massively muscled and tanned biceps

Oooohhhh...........sounds like some big tools, there

OH Sills....... I am so behind.

just a quick poop-in to say hi-dee-ho, and to let you all know (which I'm sure you DO already know) that........I'm completely and totally devoid of silly.

I don't know where in hell it went but it's been gone a good part of June. and maybe the last part of May? BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!

I don't see it returning any time soon, either. I think I"m involved in some sort of very dissatisfying and wretchedly unfulfilling........mid-life ennui crisis? dunno. But it is not fun.

Love you, my sills

will try and catch up later but.......in case I don't, can someone give me a summary report?

<lllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssarrrrrrrrgh!!!>

Me too.........havin a hard time findin me psilly.............and so far behind. My OB/GYN told me last year that in my current stage of life I may need some pharmaceutical assistance.........maybe I'll take her up on it......I dunno........a lot of other things affecting me moods.

Still got a few pages to go, but must go start dinner

Later, psillies

[Jestgar]

mmmmm pharmaceuticals....