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jerseyangel Proficient
I'm not sure where she is at the moment, but she was heading for the Toronto Islands. You can only get there by boat, and the ferry is going on strike in 3 hours along with the rest of the city staff. There are private water taxis.

Jeepers, hope Em gets back ok.


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flourgirl Apprentice

Seems to me that getting "stuck" on an island in the summer would not be the worst catastrophe to ever happen!! Oh! Why did we not all go wif her?!?!?

Hi Pieter! Pah-tay, Shroomie, SJesS, BunBun...hi to you all! Welcome Diva-doggie! 'Tis a great place to come hang out! Anything is up for discussion, teasing is allowed...judgements are not. We is all phriends here. I'm still amazed at how so many of you pheel like x-tended phamily! :wub: This includes pets (or phurry children, if you prefer).

Shroomie..I beg to differ on the weather assertion that it is never just right. It's always just right....but sometimes we want a different flavor! :P

Mite all.....sleep tite.

mushroom Proficient
Seems to me that getting "stuck" on an island in the summer would not be the worst catastrophe to ever happen!! Oh! Why did we not all go wif her?!?!?

My sentiments exactly!!

Shroomie..I beg to differ on the weather assertion that it is never just right. It's always just right....but sometimes we want a different flavor! :P

Aye, we is never happy with what we have; except for the farmer I saw in a paddockfield next to the road doing a dance of joy on the back of his pickup in the pouring rain at the end of the drought :lol: :lol: By the way, make mine chocolate!

mimommy Contributor

sniff...snifff...snifffffff

do I smell new blood?

Just walked in the door... :unsure: Looking around... :huh: What do I do now??? :)

Maybe...hugs to everyone!!! :D

I do! It's lynndog diva from way down Carolina way :D

Hullo Lynnie, welcome to wackl :blink:

Have fun. Spelling is optional. So is coherency, for that matter.

*giggle*

you would know ;)

Dis place is overflowing with wine (or whine), peaches and nectarines, strawberries and melons (wot, no cherries??) phleazy or non-phleazy kittehs, grey hair, permed hair, butchered hair, red hair and white, greysilver hair, phrizzy hair, hairless heads and hamster brows.

It is full of weather that is too hot, cold, dry, wet, gloomy, windy, thunderous or humid, but nevah just right.

Not to mention mexican gardeners, civkebs chickens, large thumbed men, and mysterious statues.

Some day I'll day you my story of spending the night with German lesbians while stuck in Bologna during an Italian train strike.

WIH? You were stuck in bologny with German lesbians :huh::unsure:

I'm not sure where she is at the moment, but she was heading for the Toronto Islands. You can only get there by boat, and the ferry is going on strike in 3 hours along with the rest of the city staff. There are private water taxis.

I think 4 liters wasn't quite enuff :unsure: Is Shady a good swimmer?

Anything is up for discussion, teasing is allowedencouraged required

Well, I see that Lynnie has been introduced around da table whilst I was away, so let me jump in and say Hi there! Do not try to fight it, Sillyville is like the "Hotel California"--you can check out, but you can nevah leave (nor will you want to :rolleyes:). Make yo self comfy--care for a scotch? Wine? Mojito? Russian? Mexican? We got em all. Just slip into the ho tub and tell us about yourself. Got any pets? I'm pretty sure there is still a catnippers anonymous meeting going on :unsure:

sincerely--

Her Mimmjesty (but you'se can call me Rachel)

Jestgar Rising Star
WIH? You were stuck in bologny with German lesbians :huh::unsure:

The better story is being held in a georgian compound with an expired visa, surrounded by little boys with kalashnikovs.

Lynnie Apprentice

Do I have any pets? lol Ohhh yea. We have 10 animals. One Pomeranian, her name is Syndi, one Chuhuahua, her name is Diva, as you can see in my avatar, six cats, one parakeet and a Finsch's Conure. His name is Sweet Pea and he is amazing.

As you might have figured out, I am a gay woman...any others here??? I hope? :rolleyes:

I live with my girlfriend now for 8 years. Never ever thought we would make it this long. I guess we are doing something right.

This board seems like a really fun place so far. There is another message board that I have been going to now for about 5 or 6 years. I am friends with the owner. But, I am just getting kind of board with it and I have been thinking about finding another message board to go to.

I never thought it would be a message board about Celiac Disease, but heck! Who cares! You all just seem so nice so far and I am so looking forward to hopefully getting to know you guys!

Thanks for the warm welcoming btw.

Jestgar Rising Star
You all just seem so nice so far and I am so looking forward to hopefully getting to know you guys!

Thanks for the warm welcoming btw.

SO FAR!! We got her fooled!!!!


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mimommy Contributor
The better story is being held in a georgian compound with an expired visa, surrounded by little boys with kalashnikovs.

I know there's a joke in there somewhere :lol:

So, Sils, I had a lurvly day (pfft). I made the lemon cake that was posted on this forum--last week? It was very good. But, I screwed up my flour mix by adding baking soda and salt and xanthan gum before I got my flour measured out and had a lot extra. I had to use it up, so I made a batch of white chcolate cookie bars, which were so tasty.

My PMS finally passed into oblivion sometime this aft, but dangit I am wiped out. We spent the afternoon/evening at Scott's parents and it was very nice. I gave him a ladder ball set for father's day (and what a nice set of balls it was).

I have to do the thing tomorrow (that thing I hate, despise, and loathe).

I'm going out to check the weather smoke and then it's lights out.

mushroom Proficient

Okay, dat's it!! I'm sick of everyone being able to be doing subscript, underline, color, etc., etc., and being able to hide all the coding. I can nae do that and feel such an idjil. Prithee, give me da key to da doorl!! I promise I won't make a copy of it. Though sometimes it works and I donna know why!! I see the last one, it works!!! :o How come that happened???

Mimmomy!!!! a man who needs a ladder for his balls!! What size man is dat??? :lol: :lol:

I don't do that thing you don't llike doing; gave it up for Lent and never went back to it. Don't miss it at all so mebbe it wasn't a Lenten sacrifice :o

So far as I know, anyone's sexual orientation is okay here. Who cares??? As long as you is funny and psilly, anyone can come, Lynnie. Haille, if we was to start making any rules like that there would be nobody here.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
This board seems like a really fun place so far.

:D

Well HELLOOOOOOoooo Lynnie!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the way you jumped in :D - and yer wee Chihuahua :wub:<we love pets here>

Rachel's ANGRY :angry: PMS cake cook off is over!!!!!!!!! (I would have ta eat it all - love cake, can't resist :ph34r: )

<tell Skaught not to bring home anymore flour will ya :rolleyes: >

Shroomie!! What do you need to know re:special scripts???

I can give you a tutorial :lol:

I am on the wagon again (sick of getting SO sick when I ain't even that drunk :angry:) .....but I'm also on a diet again :rolleyes::lol:

Tel's arm seems much better!....swelling's gone down, full range of movement ..etc ;)

MUST get me act together...Al's going Paris tomorrow and I must pack food, clothes and more FOOD!!!

What else??

Is Em stuck on an Isle with just a case of wine for comfort?? :unsure:

Where's SOOZe, Judee, Joolz, Amanda???....is our Bevel home??...how is Ptaumus??

TOO MANY Scillies MIA <_<

Ok, if you see me on here SHOUT at me as I must get on........ ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone!

Hi Nikki--was busy over the weekend--now its back to work....never a long enough break from this place ;)

How's the injured hand updates?????

Hi Lynnie!!! Welcome to the Silliest Place you'll ever be included in-- guess you found yer gold ticket to the vortex!

How is Jules??

Jess any job updates? Must tell ya about this since you can related- I work with a woman who does nothing--not sure how she manages to stay here...anyway on Friday at about 3:15 her 26 yr old son comes up to see her....and at 3:45 he says to her I better get going so you can get some work done....she replied oh dont worry about it my boss is gone for the day....he was still here when I left at 4:30....what are people thinking....

Didnt get home to see my dad for fathers day---rained like crazy and travel conditions to the mountains were just less than ideal.....

Any word on Em--she would be the one to cause a ferry strike.....couldnt keep all appendaches inside the ferry! :)

Cya laterz!

Jestgar Rising Star

:o :o I slept until almost 6:30!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I can't remember the last time I wasn't up before 4. Must think of something exciting to do. Maybe yardwork...

Darn210 Enthusiast

I see you Nikki!!! Aren't you suppose to be doin' sumptin??? Can nae remember . . . must of been a couple of posts ago.

Do I have any pets? lol Ohhh yea. We have 10 animals. One Pomeranian, her name is Syndi, one Chuhuahua, her name is Diva, as you can see in my avatar, six cats, one parakeet and a Finsch's Conure. His name is Sweet Pea and he is amazing.

Six cats!!! Did you hear that Jess??? Nik??? You guys are gonna have to go scrounge up a few more felines . . . you've been outcatted!!!

As you might have figured out, I am a gay woman...any others here??? I hope? :rolleyes:

Figgered out??? Did anybody know this?? From some of Lynnie's other posts?? Or did we just stumble into this with Jess' German lesbian story?? Which I hope we did because that would be way too phunny and is just sooooo like us . . . :lol::lol:

I never thought it would be a message board about Celiac Disease, but heck! Who cares! You all just seem so nice so far and I am so looking forward to hopefully getting to know you guys!

Holy Smores . . . you'll know more than you'd ever want to know . . . in fact, based on the previous menstual cyle discussions, I think we're spending enough time with each other that we are all synching up.

Thanks for the warm welcoming btw.

You betcha . . . all you need is a juvenile good sense of humoUr and lousy spelling skills and you're in like flint. (We had a couple of teen psillies for a short time . . . but they found us too immature)

Jess . . . seriously . . . how long do we have to wait to find out if we you got the job!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
(We had a couple of teen psillies for a short time . . . but they found us too immature)

Tis true :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Yep we aren't the most grown up around here and thats why I love it....I finally found others like myself!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess . . . seriously . . . how long do we have to wait to find out if we you got the job!!!

D'ya think I'm not grinding me teeth into dust trying to be patient?

Gads I hate waiting. Must be why I decided to shred the kitchen. Destruction is soothing.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I can't remember the last time I wasn't up before 4.

:o Ridivculous hour!

...used to be a time I'd be calling it a night....now it's more a time to wake up and go to the loo :lol:

I see you Nikki!!! Aren't you suppose to be doin' sumptin???

BUSTED!! :lol:

...but done Alsey's packing.I've just got to cook a few bits in the morning for the biggest packed lunch you've ever seen!! :P:lol: (that kid can't go more than a few hours without eating ...a bit like his Mum)

Luckily France is one hour ahead of us ...so when they arrive at their hotel in Paris it'll be 6.00pm (DINNER TIME!)

sIX cats!!! Did you hear that Jess??? Nik??? You guys are gonna have to go scrounge up a few more felines . . . you've been outcatted!!!

Out catted!!!.... Mmmm, ..I did actually notice the local pet shop advertising they had some ginger kittens for sale :ph34r: (stop me!!!!)

Figgered out??? Did anybody know this?? From some of Lynnie's other posts?? Or did we just stumble into this with Jess' German lesbian story?? Which I hope we did because that would be way too phunny and is just sooooo like us . . . :lol::lol:

Yeah!..was Jess's (as yet untold) story just a coincidence??

:lol:

on the previous menstual cyle discussions, I think we're spending enough time with each other that we are all synching up.

Cyle?? (Syle?, Sile meebee?? :unsure: )

WIH's going on in that body o' yers Ghiann-kneet???????? :o

Jess . . . seriously . . . how long do we have to wait to find out if we you got the job!!!

Phayre question - to which we need to know the answer!! ;)

.....back to watching Wimbledon.....

Darn210 Enthusiast
WIH's going on in that body o' yers Ghiann-kneet???????? :o

Wish I gnu . . . but it's goin' to pot (not that kind of pot, nikki). I sure wish that desiring to be 30 pounds lighter would work better at shedding the pounds than it does.

jerseyangel Proficient
I hate waiting. Must be why I decided to shred the kitchen. Destruction is soothing.

Waiting is the worst :angry: I figured that's why you chose now to dismantle your kitchen......

..used to be a time I'd be calling it a night....now it's more a time to wake up and go to the loo :lol:

Gawd yes..... :rolleyes:

Hope A has a wonderphul time in Paris (so jealous of his many cosmopolitan travels....) :D

I sure wish that desiring to be 30 pounds lighter would work better at shedding the pounds than it does.

If only..... <_<

mimommy Contributor
Do I have any pets? lol Ohhh yea. We have 10 animals.

I live with my girlfriend now for 8 years.

Ten pets?! Holy carp :obet she's had lots of poo crimes

That is awesome that you have been been in a stable relationship for that long--it's longer than most marraiges last these days, fa-s$#&e's sake. My husband and I have been married almost 16 years, but we have been together for 21 exclusively and have known each other since our early teens :huh: no wonder the mystery is solved still there ;);)

I find that love is all in the eye of the ball be holder. If you can even tolerate each other, let alone laugh together, after so many years, you are doing things right. Plus, you have to play together. For instance, Scott let me play with his balls yesterday--in fact, he seemed to take great pleasure in it :rolleyes::lol:

Prithee, give me da key to da doorl!! I promise I won't make a copy of it.

Neroli, WIH is going on back there?

and what does prithee mean? :huh:

menstual cyle discussions,

pronounced mens-tool cyle? Is that like a new kind of home repair thing? I don't have cable, so ?? Can I get this at Home Depot? :unsure:

OK...I am ready to tell you my secret now....

I

see

<<hereitcomes>>

<<askeert>>

dirty people!

:o

I think if dirt were dollars, I'd be freakin' rich, peeps.

Darn210 Enthusiast
OK...I am ready to tell you my secret now....

I

see

<<hereitcomes>>

<<askeert>>

dirty people!

:o

I think if dirt were dollars, I'd be freakin' rich, peeps.

You could come to my house and we'd all be rollin' in the big piles of dirt bucks!!!

mushroom Proficient
I can give you a tutorial :lol:

I bet you COULD teach me a thang or two :lol: :lol: Glad Tel's arm is getting betta.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't up before 4.

Well now, dere's your problem, right there!!! :rolleyes:

I sure wish that desiring to be 30 pounds lighter would work better at shedding the pounds than it does.

Wish in one hand and s$#&e in the other and see which one gets full first! ;):lol:

and what does prithee mean? :huh:

Your Majesty, the bard would be rollinl' in his grave....It means do it NOW, or else :ph34r:

Glad to have some sports TV here that is not all manly grunting and shoving and beating each uvver up, manipulating heavy machinery and stuff. Have watched some golf, some Wimbledon, and some cycling while paying me bills--not lots of bills, just a slow payer :blink: Makes a nice change from rugby, rugby league, soccer (football to you, Nikki), cricket, horseracing--well, I like that a bit like the Kentucky Darby, but not EVERY DAMNED DAY!!, cricket (some matches last five days!!! and they telecast the whole danged thang!!! oh, the boredom of it all. :huh: Do ya think we get any figure skating??Hahaha, not bloomin' likely. :(

Have not been down to the valley in five whole days--think I must have left my psilly down there :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Have not been down to the valley in five whole days--think I must have left my psilly down there :lol:

Prolly just got tired tryin to keep up with ya and quit for a while. It'll catch up!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star

Another day without a rejection letter. We're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Model a peon in a different lab.

Celebrating by having more giggling rain.

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey all! Hope yer all swell! (Not swelled).

MiniMom .... I'm pretty sure that prithee comes from pray thee...as in I beg of you...or pretty please.

Jgzann-it ...wish you'd hear about that job already! I'm sure they want you to start asap and forgot to tell you!

Pets.....pets....hmmmm do fish count? I have 2 Koi, 6 goldfish (all gettin' big), 2 plectocarpi, 6 mosquito-fish. Got one kitterkat (phinally), how's about tadpoles....got hundreds of them. We'll see how many survive the fish! :P How 'bout Telehubby....does he count too? Lin-knee, I think most of us here are pet-peeples.

Ray-shall....just wha'dya mean about dirty people? Mexican gardeners? Is Psuess' friend now stalking you? Or....what? I know it's not me....you have not seen me after playing outside. :ph34r:

Not much to talk about tonite...obviously. Worked, came home, played in the gardens, fed the fishes, fed the cat, fed the Telehubby, worked in the gardens, it got too dark to see so here I am! Sorry to be so boring! :huh:

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      Welcome to the forum, @Karen Chakerian, We need more information, please.   What homeopathic remedies or medications are you taking now?  Do you still have the blood pressure and other symptoms?  What is included in your diet currently?  Dairy? Oats?  Processed gluten free foods?  Vegetarian?  Other food allergies?  Do you take vitamins?  When gluten is removed from the diet, the body stops making the anti-gluten antibodies that are usually measured in blood tests used to diagnose Celiac disease.  To measure the anti-gluten antibodies, you would have to consume 10 grams of gluten (4-6 slices of bread or equivalent) per day for a minimum of 2 weeks or longer.   A DNA test which looks for the most common genes for Celiac Disease may be a less invasive avenue to pursue.  Has your doctor checked you for nutritional deficiencies? Glad you're here!
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      @SaiP, Insomnia is listed as one of the side effects of Loratadine.   Niacin B3 in the form Tryptophan, Pyridoxine B 6, Folate B 9, Cobalamine B12, Magnesium, and Thiamine B 1 are needed to produce the sleep hormone melatonin.  Insomnia can also be caused by low Vitamin D and low Vitamin A.   A strict gluten free diet can be low in essential  vitamins.   Gluten containing products are required to replace vitamins lost in processing and milling.  Gluten free processed foods are not required to have vitamins added.  White rice is not a good source of B vitamins.  Brown rice is little better.  Exposure to light (even grocery store lights) and heat (during transportation) can destroy B vitamins.   B vitamins are easily lost in urine and diarrhea because they are water soluble.  If you have had diarrhea longer than two weeks, you are probably low in B vitamins.  Fat based vitamins, like Vitamins D and A, can be low due to fat malabsorption in Celiac disease, too.   Damaged villa in Celiac Disease do not absorb B vitamins and fat based vitamins and minerals well.  Supplementing with essential nutrients while villi heal boosts the ability to absorb essential vitamins and minerals.  Vitamins are stored and utilized inside cells.  Blood levels are not accurate measurements of vitamin deficiencies.  You can have normal blood levels while having deficiencies inside cells.  The brain orders cells to release their stores so the brain and heart can keep functioning.  This results in normal blood levels, but vitamin deficits inside cells.   Your indulgence in a little bit of bread is providing some, but insufficient amounts, of vitamins needed to make sleep hormone melatonin while keeping your inflammation and histamine production high.   In addition to a B Complex, I took 1000 mg of tryptophan before bed to correct my insomnia caused by high histamine levels.  Correcting my Vitamin D level to between 75-100 nmol/ml helped as well.  Also Passion flower extract is helpful in falling asleep quickly.   Please stop eating gluten bread as this will keep your autoimmune response triggering and your antibody levels won't go down and your histamine levels will stay up as well.   Celiac is a marathon, not a sprint.  P.S. I wanted to reiterate that insomnia and weight loss are symptoms of Thiamine deficiency.  Benfotiamine is a form of thiamine that promotes intestinal healing.  Thiamine is water soluble and nontoxic even in high doses.  High doses are needed to correct thiamine deficiency. All mitochondria in cells utilize thiamine.  The World Health Organization says to take 500 - 1000 mg per day of thiamine and look for health improvement.  Diets that are high in carbohydrates like rice and gluten require more thiamine.  For every 1000 calories from carbohydrates, we need 500 mg more thiamine.  Thiamine is found in meat.  Few veggies contain thiamine. Can you rise from a squat without assistance?  This is the field test for thiamine deficiency used by WHO.  If you cannot rise easily from a squat you may be thiamine deficient.
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