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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Jestgar Rising Star
No stiletto's for Brian then...... but truly, your positivety is fan-f***in-tastic Leese!!!! ;)

Right AFTER you take the pic of him in them.


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jerseyangel Proficient

How pleasant and entertaining to wake up to a phlurry of posts from me sillies!!! :D

Mark and I went to Kohl's (sale on towels, I had 2 gift cards to use) last night after dinner and we stopped at Starbucks (natch) on the way home and the caffeine kept me up till 2 <_< Note to selph--don't do that again.... :P It had cooled to 95 by 8 o'clock--we're finding it's more comfortable to go out after dark.

It's so weird to me still that it stays so hot at night. I'll get used to it--it's just so novel this year. :rolleyes:

Leisough--sorry bout the garage sale :angry: So much work goes into setting them up and then to have a disappointing turnout ......bah! Have phun dancing today--no heels fer Brian!! :lol:

Nik--getting yer Sven on!! B)

Em, that par-tay sounds like such phun!! Can't wait to see some pics from that :P

Shroomie, me dear, take care of that elbow! Ouch :( We gotta get some of that sillie back fer ya :)

Soozle :wub: Such a rough time for you. Between the memories of last summer, the heat and the general warm weather doldrums.....I would love to read more of your thoughts if it helps you to write/get them all out. Do what you need to do to pheel better ;)

Sills--did you see me new pizza av?? I made that yesterday from a crust recipe I got from here. Phirst pizza wif CHEESE (real, melty CHEESE!!!) I've had in like 5 years :D Twas so freakin good :D HAD to take a pic to show youse guys!

elye Community Regular
However, Basenji's are suppose to be African barkless dogs and she is definitely NOT barkless. Also, I have never detected even a hint of an African accent.

Could she be... . . .Burundian?? :huh:

:lol:

Yes, Shrooooomie, that is rotten stuff going on with yer elbow. Take care o' yourself... .. . . ...

I would SO love to see an av pic of you with Farrah Head, as well as one of Brian in his stilettos. :lol:

The list of Nevers???

For me, I'll start with 'NEVER drink wine on an empty stomach'

That is a good one. Here is my current entry: "Never walk casually into a huge, private party of one hundred-odd Middle Eastern women in burqas as it seems more interesting than the party you are attending whilst wearing tattoos, a large red brassierre over one's lacy T shirt and blackened-out teeth".

Nope. Do NOT do this. I will not do this again.

:huh:

:lol:

Sills--did you see me new pizza av?? I made that yesterday from a crust recipe I got from here. Phirst pizza wif CHEESE (real, melty CHEESE!!!) I've had in like 5 years :D Twas so freakin good :D HAD to take a pic to show youse guys!

Pattteigh! Wow... . .... . .how wonderful you gots cheese back in yer life. That pizza looks incroyable. :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Sills--did you see me new pizza av?? I made that yesterday from a crust recipe I got from here. Phirst pizza wif CHEESE (real, melty CHEESE!!!) I've had in like 5 years :D Twas so freakin good :D HAD to take a pic to show youse guys!

:P

Is that black olives???

Incroyable INDEED!!!

<drooling phace!>

...and our PadT still rediscovering cheeeeese!!! :D

Could she be... . . .Burundian??

:lol: Good one M

Here is my current entry: "Never walk casually into a huge, private party of one hundred-odd Middle Eastern women in burqas as it seems more interesting than the party you are attending whilst wearing tattoos, a large red brassierre over one's lacy T shirt and blackened-out teeth".

Nope. Do NOT do this.

Ah, yes, Thanks for the tip Em, it'll serve me well I wager ;)

....Tel's made cakes.... calorie free :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning......

wrote a long post yesterday and all that came up was a repeat of Susie's post

I can't do more than one PM and there is a time limit...........

I'm thinking I'm thinking I"m a silly not in good standing for some forum reason.......... :ph34r: Maybe don't post enough and thinking I'm a newbie.

oh well...............just came up from 3 hrs in the basement cleaning......... :ph34r:

so only have cobwebs in my head............ will try to make sence of today's silly wisdom soon.

seems all are well but shroomie and Susie.

hang on you 2 ........maybe someone else can give you a chuckle.

hugs my buddies.

Judy

elye Community Regular

JOOOOODIE HAS ASCENDED FROM THE DEPTHS. .. .. . . . . . . .... :DB)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ok sillies- hollywood is not having a good week--Billy Mays the guy who did infomercials died today...what is going on!


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Hey psillies . . .. <weak wave> .. ...

Day3 of no coffee here. :angry:

Haven't gotten the tight headache I had last time I went coff-free, but unsure whether that's a good thing. :unsure:

Maybe if I were feeling some sort of withdrawals it'd mean something's changing?

Anyway . ..blah .. ...been wondering if I've become intolerant to something I've thought of as safe for years.

Better not be lemon juice, garlic or olive oil!!!

So, I've tried 2 wks egg-free, no change. Redbridge-free, no change. What else-free . ..bleh can't remember . .. . .

[the summary of all summaries]

Congrats on all the good things :) , sorry about the bad stuff :(

I miss mySELF. :(

Yeah, I miss me, miss the psilly-Pseu, miss the daily joy of spreadin' the psilly & uppin' da wackl .. . .....losing confidence that it can really come back. :(

Susie, I too knew that end of June = bad anniversary, & wondered how you'd be w/ it. Hope it's not too bad. :wub:

Hope you're ALL doing as well as possible. :wub: :wub:

elye Community Regular
Hey psillies . . .. <weak wave> .. ...

HALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO, PTAOUGHMGHMNUSS! :):)

Great to read your words again! Even though they are quite sad/frustrated/tired. Sounds like you've been free of almost all potentially offending stuffs. Almost... . . . . ....

Anyway . ..blah .. ...been wondering if I've become intolerant to something I've thought of as safe for years.

Have you always thought that tobacco is safe? I seem to constantly return to this variable when I think of you, Ptaoughmghmn, and your unrelenting sickness. Even if you are not intolerant nor allergic to the chemicals/nicotine, that crap cannot be helping.

And it may be the entire reason. :)

Dunno... . . . .....it almost seems like too easy an answer. . . . . ...

But I now know two young people who got their lives back by quitting smoking. Both were quite ill.

Thinkin' about you, friend. :wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
"Never walk casually into a huge, private party of one hundred-odd Middle Eastern women in burqas as it seems more interesting than the party you are attending whilst wearing tattoos, a large red brassierre over one's lacy T shirt and blackened-out teeth".

Seems perfectly logical to me :D

:P

Is that black olives???

....Tel's made cakes.... calorie free :lol:

Yep--black olives, sausage, and cheese :rolleyes:

I will require the calorie-free cake recipe :lol:

Ok sillies- hollywood is not having a good week--Billy Mays the guy who did infomercials died today...what is going on!

I just got home and saw this on the news! Jeesh. :huh:

Anyway . ..blah .. ...been wondering if I've become intolerant to something I've thought of as safe for years.

Oh Patatughmn....it's so good to see you but not to hear that yer still in the midst of problems :( I would be happy to kick ideas around wif you--I had to do quite a bit of figuring out phood intolerances myself. Let me know if I can be of any help :) One thing that you want to consider is that it's probably something you eat often--like daily or nearly that often. It's so difficult to decipher sometimes.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

HALLOOOO MY SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub::wub:

Thinking of you all today. A hard and sad anniversary, so many wretched changes :( but I am okay. :)

PTAUMASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! Missed yer post, but got yer warm thoughts. I know you have some difficult annivs in June also. Was thinking of you earlier in the month. :wub:

CALORIE-FREE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Yes, I want this recipe also. '

Emmel, I LOVE LOVE LOVE yer new photo, and yer thoughts about......which parties NOT to enter

:lol: :lol:

PADT!!!!!!! yummy g f pizza!!!!!! am dying for it. Come here and make it for me, NOW. ;)

Well sills, if all goes well, Crazy Miss G and I are headin' to Carmel tomorrow, and outta this 108 degree heat. :angry: I HATE this weather, and if I didn't have a kitteh, I could stay for the whole week. But gotta come home and take care of me boy, plus, G has other friends coming. But I am just so excited to leave, even for 2 or 3 nights. :)

Love you all, and have been warmed by your lovely wishes at this time of year.

:wub:

:)

:rolleyes:

gotta wash the dye off me 'ead now.

knew there was more (Leesargh dancing??????? YAYYYY!!!!!!!!) but forgot all of it.

oh, how is Jo-Dog?

and..........

well there was summat else but I don't know what.

WHERE IS MIMMS????????????????????

LOVED Shroomie's posts - all of them, and her magical tales of this and that and here and there.

:)

back tomorrow morn, sills, and then gone for a few.

Wish you were all here with me. :)

♥♥♥

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone-

Back from the wonderful weekend--why do they go so fast!

Loved spending time with the nieces- still worn out from it. Swimming, sliding, side walk chalking, biking....you name it we did it!

Off to work now!

elye Community Regular
Emmel, I LOVE LOVE LOVE yer new photo,

Well... . . . . ....you canna really see our costumes in their full trashiness here. There were two shots taken of our whole bodies, both at the partay, and it was so dark in the hall that they are not very good. There were NONE taken of me after about 10 pm, when I took one of the bras, a big red one, that was hanging with underwear and socks from makeshift clotheslines around the ceilings, and put it on over my top. Don't even know if this is trailer-parkish (Jyaghnutt?), but I could not stop meself. <_<:rolleyes:

LOVED Shroomie's posts - all of them, and her magical tales of this and that and here and there.

I know.. . . . . .....Shroomie is The Kiwi Dr. Seuss . . ....... .. :lol:

Have a grand time in Carmel, Sooooozle. You need to be away with your dear friend Gail.

I WANNA COME!!

MIL WILL ARRIVE IN 56 HOURS. . .. . . . ... .......

:unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well... . . . . ....you canna really see our costumes in their full trashiness here. There were two shots taken of our whole bodies, both at the partay, and it was so dark in the hall that they are not very good. There were NONE taken of me after about 10 pm, when I took one of the bras, a big red one, that was hanging with underwear and socks from makeshift clotheslines around the ceilings, and put it on over my top. Don't even know if this is trailer-parkish (Jyaghnutt?), but I could not stop meself. <_<:rolleyes:

Well . . . I have to say . . . it's a fine pic, but yer hubby has you outdone (costume-wise) from the shoulders up . . . I'm sure you kept the outfit. Why don't you git yerselph all duded up and have someone take a pic wif good lighting . . . I think we really need to see it.

MIL WILL ARRIVE IN 56 HOURS. . .. . . . ... .......

Not that she's countin' or nuttin'

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' sillies B)

Soozle!! Yes, tis good yer getting away fer a couple o'days....outta that heat and all. Really wish I could come wif ya :D <wiltingphece> Have a great time!!!!

Em--I fergot to comment on your pic :lol:Hilarious.....That hair on Will is a riot :lol: Too bad the magic that was the red bra wasn't caught on camera. :P

Got naught else.....slept too long and pheel groggy :huh:

Darn210 Enthusiast
when I took one of the bras, a big red one, that was hanging with underwear and socks from makeshift clotheslines around the ceilings, and put it on over my top. Don't even know if this is trailer-parkish (Jyaghnutt?), but I could not stop meself. <_<:rolleyes:

Oh . . . instead of trailer park trash, this is called trashed trailer parked.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

aww the dreaded MIL countdown has begun...... :( I am glad mine lives close...at least I know she wont ever need to stay the night!

elye Community Regular
Oh . . . instead of trailer park trash, this is called trashed trailer parked.

:lol::lol:

aww the dreaded MIL countdown has begun...... :( I am glad mine lives close...at least I know she wont ever need to stay the night!

Yep, I often wish my MIL lived across town and not a nine-hour plane trip away. Small doses are much more tolerable - - I am very good at handling drop-ins once a week... .. . .....

But EIGHTEEN-DAY sojourns?? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
But EIGHTEEN-DAY sojourns?? :huh:

Gawd help ya! :o <shudder>

I see you down there, Jess--how you doin? :)

Jestgar Rising Star

Trying to get started with the days destruction. Seem to have pulled a muscle in my neck, but I can't quite talk myself into using it as an excuse.

OK, only two walls on the to-do list. Must get started.

jerseyangel Proficient

Be careful, Jess ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Be careful, Jess ;)

Will she be wearing the scary ensemble??? :unsure:

PTAUUUMMNNN pooped in....... gonna HAVE to find what's ailing you fella <_<

Soozle - has she gone??

EM!! Where are yooz all going whilst MIL holds the fort??? :unsure:

....Going to Yoga class - back later peeps ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Jess tkae care of yourself good girl!

Thinking about SusieQ

elye Community Regular

Amanda! Is that your li'l niece in yer av? Sylvia, methinks? She is adorable.... ...!

EM!! Where are yooz all going whilst MIL holds the fort??? :unsure:

We are flying to Edmonton (Alberta - -4 hours due west) where we will stay with a dear old college buddy of DH's for two nights. Then we are driving to Calgary for three days, then Banff (dear gawd, I cannot wait to see the Rockies) for two nights, then north to Jasper for one night, and back to Edmonton for day ten.

The drive northward is right through the Rocky Mountains, and is apparently one of the most incredibly beautiful trips on earth. Cannot wait. .. . .. . .....

I may just spot our yeti hiding amongst the craggy peaks. . . . ..

jerseyangel Proficient
We are flying to Edmonton (Alberta - -4 hours due west) where we will stay with a dear old college buddy of DH's for two nights. Then we are driving to Calgary for three days, then Banff (dear gawd, I cannot wait to see the Rockies) for two nights, then north to Jasper for one night, and back to Edmonton for day ten.

The drive northward is right through the Rocky Mountains, and is apparently one of the most incredibly beautiful trips on earth. Cannot wait. .. . .. . .....

I may just spot our yeti hiding amongst the craggy peaks. . . . ..

That sounds wonderphul, Em!!!! :D

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