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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Bevel's back!! :):wub: We have missed you, cray-zeeee one!

Em, what WAS your MIL doing whilst you were away :huh: ? On the TVH? (trans-va jay jay highway) Or......having too much phun by herself :lol: She found what you had hidden in yer bedside table and tried to insert it in the mattress?

:lol::lol: OMG......that MUST have been whot happened... . . . .....!!

They did two really phunny skits (one on wheat intolerance) but you need some context so here's the:

and the

:lol::lol: Heelarryus

I was waiting for you to volunteer to go through it with me. Sort of long-distance barmy buddies, weighting our data points together.

I'm there, Jyesss... . . . ....I'll be data-pointing and conferring with ya the whole way.

NOT!

Um, I'll be able to let you know when you've split an infinitive or dangled a participle... .. . . . ....very handy in the world of statistics, I would imagine. <_<:rolleyes:


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I'm there, Jyesss... . . . ....I'll be data-pointing and conferring with ya the whole way.

NOT!

Um, I'll be able to let you know when you've split an infinitive or dangled a participle... .. . . . ....very handy in the world of statistics, I would imagine. <_<:rolleyes:

I have to learn a programming language. I'm doing the non-required but extraordinarily useful classes on line and what I've learned so far is that knowing English grammar is a disadvantage.

(whadya mean you interpret this phrase right to left?? who's dumb idea was that? And why does this phrase need a semicolon, and this one not?)

elye Community Regular
(whadya mean you interpret this phrase right to left?? who's dumb idea was that? And why does this phrase need a semicolon, and this one not?)

So true. .. . . .....gotta tell ya, I am SO tired after all these years of having to constantly apologize for the English language... . . . . <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi everyone!

The squirrel baby didn't make it to the animal hospital, we were meeting the lady for the animal refuge at 4:30. The little one stopped breathing at 3:45. We buried him the back yard...We named him Tiny. He was so cute.

the story behind him...we had a squirrel eating away the siding up on our 2nd floor....we had no idea she had babies...and the baby fell out of the nest and we found it....and John put it back by where he fell so maybe his mom would come back....Saturday morning he was still there....and it had been a cold night..SO we took him in and got him warm and started to call around so he could get help. He was about the size of a matchbox car.....

sadly he is gone...but in a better place.

Jestgar Rising Star

aaww. He was awfully small. At least you tried. you did good.

jerseyangel Proficient

So sorry Amanda--you did the best you could :(

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink:

am readin' along, many things made me chortle :lol:

the "blue" things fer the wedding <bruise> *snigger* :lol:

Bevel's psilly :wub:

Trans Va Jay-jay Highway :lol:

Nik inhaling her Diet Coke :lol:

but Amanda's squirrel babeh :( (you DID do the best you could - didn't seem as though he had a chance)

but...........just too hot (112 here yesterday, feels the same today?) to write or chat.......

cooler in the other rooms - must go!!!!!!!!!

New Year's Eve in Clovis :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

well, we'll have wall-to-wall air mattresses, I suppose - 'tis but 1100 sq. feet here :lol:


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elye Community Regular

Amanda, so sorry to hear about li'l Tiny. :(

well, we'll have wall-to-wall air mattresses, I suppose - 'tis but 1100 sq. feet here :lol:

YAY! Mattresses everywhere! AND: we must bring respective dogs, cats and civckebs.... . . . . . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast
Amanda, so sorry to hear about li'l Tiny. :(

:(:(:(

. . . but here is my squirrel news. I spotted him yesterday . . . a half albino squirrel . . . his tail is white and his body is probably a couple shades lighter than our regular squirrels (but not white) . . . talk about funny looking . . . and no, it's not paint.

Back to the blues . . .

She could chew blue bubble gum?

She could carry a bouquet of blue cotton candy?

Is the dress long? . . . blue suede shoes?

Here's a serious blue suggestion . . . some sapphire earrings (or some type of jewelry)

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psillies!

This morning in our local paper there was a big picture on the front page of hundreds of Chinese people squashed together in the Yangze River, trying to escape the 40+ C heat wave. I was suddenly picturing our Sooooozle and Pahteigh's faces amongst them.... .

:lol:

How about baby blue bra and panties? Really lovely, lingerie-type - - could be a late shower gift from someone, perhaps.... . . . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast

Anybody else have problems getting on today? I was shut out until just a little bit ago but I see that there was posting done whilst I couldn't get on. Anybody?

jerseyangel Proficient

I did hear of a couple people having problems getting on and posting. I haven't had any, though.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I finally got on!!!!!

mushroom Proficient

I quite often have that problem when I'm home and when I get back on find that everyone has been merrily posting away, but had no problem here in Nevada today. :mellow:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLS!!!!! Today, I took Janey for her cataract surgery, and whilst waiting, met the loveliest woman from Quebec.....we spoke for nearly an hour (broken French and English and....what in HELL is that accent? :unsure: She was correcting my prononciations, but, I have a perfect accent (my only talent), so I"ve always been told by Parisians, etc.........

Em - you MUST call me on the phone so that we can hash this out :lol: Chiennes - j'ai eu deux chiennes - I can't even tell you how she was saying "chiennes" - - - - :unsure: like "she-ayne" ?? when I have always learned "she-ENN-e"

:kind of a silent but pronounced "e" on last syllable, a gentle schwa, actually:

<rather certain everyone but Poeter and Slim Shady are bored with this discussion> :lol:

I am certain that the differences in prononciation from France to Canada are very much like what we have in the transition from Europe to the twangy South, but, I just don't have enough experience <in French> to discern?

That's it - I'm taking my babies and we are moving to trop chere Quebec for the rest of the summer ;)

This woman lives in - GET THIS - Chowchilla (after Palm Springs and Santa Rosa, nice areas) - - worst freaking Valley town EVER and people are moving there in DROVES - including a close friend of mine - to live on the golf course, in a tree-less, dairy-stink, flat, dusty town with NUTTIN' to do. Big horrifically ugly houses for 150K..........what in hell? :blink: And I do mean nuttin' to do there, just ask me mum, who married a man from Chowchilla (we pronounce it with a schwa - Cha-CHILL-ah, to make fun of it :ph34r: ) and told him, if we do not leave this town, I will dee-vorce you. They moved.

YAY! Mattresses everywhere! AND: we must bring respective dogs, cats and civckebs.... . . . .

:) yes, and squirrels, chillens, spouses. Going to be mighty crowded here. Must make sure everyone is quite drunk. *hic* :lol:

. . . but here is my squirrel news. I spotted him yesterday . . . a half albino squirrel . . . his tail is white and his body is probably a couple shades lighter than our regular squirrels (but not white) . . . talk about funny looking . . . and no, it's not paint.

um, we WILL need a pic of this mutated squirrel! and....is he stalking you? :lol:

This morning in our local paper there was a big picture on the front page of hundreds of Chinese people squashed together in the Yangze River, trying to escape the 40+ C heat wave. I was suddenly picturing our Sooooozle and Pahteigh's faces amongst them.... .

I WAS THERE!!! I REALLY WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Padt, I thought I saw you............ :lol:

Too hot to post. <_< The computer room/office is the hottest room in the house. Quick, someone ship me a laptop toute suite. I NEED it!!!!!!!!! With cable TV and the laptop, there would just be no reason to get out of bed. :lol:

sills. :mellow: My vanilla obsession is out of control. <do you guys even KNOW how obsessed I am with vanilla-scented perfumes, lotions, soaps, oils, candles, etc? :ph34r: > Crap, I"ll probably put vanilla beans in my shampoos and conditioners.

Today I ordered on ebay actual Tahitian vanilla beans to give more fragrance to my products that don't already have enough vanilla scent. :wacko: And, to make my own scented oils - maybe. :huh: Plus, three tiny fragrance samples from yet another home-scent crafter. :ph34r: I am on the quest for the perfect and longest-lasting vanilla. What a colossal waste of time. :lol: Yet, I cannot stop.

I need help. I haven't met a vanilla I don't like.

more later. Much later, like, in September, when it's below 106. <_<

Padt, how ya holdin' up in yer heat there?

and how's Judith???

Ptaum - - TELL US how yer appointment went!!!!!!!!!

Jools - - come back to us, sweetie.........

curlyfries Contributor
sills. :mellow: My vanilla obsession is out of control. <do you guys even KNOW how obsessed I am with vanilla-scented perfumes, lotions, soaps, oils, candles, etc? :ph34r: > Crap, I"ll probably put vanilla beans in my shampoos and conditioners.

Today I ordered on ebay actual Tahitian vanilla beans to give more fragrance to my products that don't already have enough vanilla scent. :wacko: And, to make my own scented oils - maybe. :huh: Plus, three tiny fragrance samples from yet another home-scent crafter. :ph34r: I am on the quest for the perfect and longest-lasting vanilla. What a colossal waste of time. :lol: Yet, I cannot stop.

I need help. I haven't met a vanilla I don't like.

uh oh

:huh:

this could be a problem

:unsure:

I absolutely can't stand vanilla scented things :ph34r:

sorry Suze :(

ummmm.............methinks Houston is a good place for a Psilly Psummit...............how do you feel about vanilla, PadT?

jerseyangel Proficient
ummmm.............methinks Houston is a good place for a Psilly Psummit...............how do you feel about vanilla, PadT?

Hee! I love vanilla--but I'll keep it strictly out of da house till ya'll leave :lol: I want me sillies to come on down :D

jerseyangel Proficient
Padt, how ya holdin' up in yer heat there?

Pretty well...I just stay in all the time :lol: The apartment is small, so the air conditioner does a nice job.

We went to this great outlet mall on Sunday (to die for....) It's not enclosed, though, and it was so hot out that I didn't even feel like shopping :lol: That's how you know it's hot :P

I ended up with a rolling pin and 3 pair of underwear......pitiphul <_<:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
uh oh

this could be a problem

:unsure:

I absolutely can't stand vanilla scented things :ph34r:

sorry Suze

ummmm.............methinks Houston is a good place for a Psilly Psummit...............how do you feel about vanilla, PadT?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Silleigh Leesargh. Me own mum doesn't like vanilla either. Yet today, I rammed my arm into her face and shouted "SMELL THIS!!!" and, she swooned. She really did. Said it was deliciously yummy. :lol: er sumphin like dose words. ;)

but not to worry, I will be scent-free for any kind of Psummit, as I know many Sills can't take fray-grance. ;)

Hee! I love vanilla--but I'll keep it strictly out of da house till ya'll leave :lol: I want me sillies to come on down :D

:wub:

Pretty well...I just stay in all the time The apartment is small, so the air conditioner does a nice job.

We went to this great outlet mall on Sunday (to die for....) It's not enclosed, though, and it was so hot out that I didn't even feel like shopping That's how you know it's hot

I ended up with a rolling pin and 3 pair of underwear......pitiphul <_<:lol:

:unsure::o

Are you QUITE SURE you wazn't in FREZNO????????????? :o

It was TOO HOT to go and get my new air conditioner filter today. :blink:

tomorrow morn, methinks..............

blech. Just did some weeding outside. BLECH. <_<

curlyfries Contributor
eye shadow

lipstick

fingernail polish

hair

. . . you could get her gussied up reaaaalll good.

:lol:

I'll run 'em by her and see what she thinks :rolleyes:

Cheap tattoo?

Bruise? those'd both be new as well.

Blue glitter?

:rolleyes:

<_<

*snigger*

GADS - BRIDAL SHOWER?!?!

WIH??...do we have them in Blighty??

SO much organising for our Leesah!

<GASP!>

:o

You don't have bridal showers?????

Never miss an opportunity to get more presents! ;)

......and in a coupla months there'll be a baby shower.........yeah ........complete with ooh's and aah's :rolleyes:

BTW.........the mother is not responsible for planning these events :P

Back to the blues . . .

She could chew blue bubble gum?

She could carry a bouquet of blue cotton candy?

Is the dress long? . . . blue suede shoes?

Here's a serious blue suggestion . . . some sapphire earrings (or some type of jewelry)

^_^

:P

B)

hmmmm........a possibility :)

How about baby blue bra and panties? Really lovely, lingerie-type - - could be a late shower gift from someone, perhaps.... . . . . .

another good idea :)

curlyfries Contributor
I ended up with a rolling pin and 3 pair of underwear......pitiphul <_<:lol:

Indeed :rolleyes:

well...........depending on what the underwear was like :P

but not to worry, I will be scent-free for any kind of Psummit, as I know many Sills can't take fray-grance. ;)

:wub:

I can not believe a door upstairs is vibrating because a car is driving by with the bass cranked up :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
I can not believe a door upstairs is vibrating because a car is driving by with the bass cranked up :blink:

Phunny :P

I just made a yummy defacto Bananas Foster. Just butter, brown sugar and a little cinnamon over vanilla frozen yogurt. So good :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Much later, like, in September, when it's below 106. <_<

Padt, how ya holdin' up in yer heat there?

and how's Judith???

Ptaum - - TELL US how yer appointment went!!!!!!!!!

Jools - - come back to us, sweetie.........

hi all

thanks Susie....i am borrowing again.

so tired i can't move.

Tom want to hear how you and jools are.

and Em.....where is your Dad? I lost track.

washed 8 windows today.........scraped & sanded and painted 6 window sills

washed all the up stairs curtains and have some back up.

i hit the 'WALL'

i WANT A CIG.

hAS ANYONE HEARD FROM SARAH?

WAS THINKING OF HER TODAY

CRAP.....DOING CAPS HERE.

OFF TO REST MY BACK AND CALL IT A NITE.

HUGS TO YOU ALL

JUDY

PS I WANT A STAR BUCKS ORANGE CAKE :ph34r::(

jerseyangel Proficient

Judith---you do not want a cig!!! Go take a bubble bath and relax after all the heinous scraping and painting. :D

Or make yerselph some defacto Bananas Foster :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Phunny :P

I just made a yummy defacto Bananas Foster. Just butter, brown sugar and a little cinnamon over vanilla frozen yogurt. So good :D

I saw that!!!!!.............however, I do like the taste of vanilla. Just not the artificial scents.

Joodith! Yer makin me look absolutely lazy! :rolleyes:

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