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Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Well, I am a Christian, and that stuff is just discusting to me. I mean, it's natural and stuff, but the way people use it... A lot of stuff on this thread bothers be sometimes, but I'm willing to tolerate it for some of the laughs I get!

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well, everyone has something that bugs them. I'm horrified by the machine gun references, but I understand that people see things in different ways and if someone can find a way to make guns funny, then more power to them. We need more laughter in the world.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Many of us are Christians .... potty humor isn't morally wrong, you may not find it funny, but it's not un-Christian.

In fact, the Bible has some of the funniest stories! There's one about a guy leaning against a tree and a bird poops in his eye ... he loses his sight from it (that part is not funny).

God definately has a sense of humor.

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Many of us are Christians .... potty humor isn't morally wrong, you may not find it funny, but it's not un-Christian.

In fact, the Bible has some of the funniest stories! There's one about a guy leaning against a tree and a bird poops in his eye ... he loses his sight from it (that part is not funny).

God definately has a sense of humor.

Yeah, you can say that again. I just think it's discusting to be joking about this kinda stuff. And about the homosexuals, sex, things like that. I try to tolerate it, but... yeah. Some of the stuff is really funny. (what is with teh yeti?)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I am so glad everyone has a sense of humor about different things. I think that alone is what gets us through the day. I enjoy the humor we have in my office at work, and I enjoy the humor on this thread. Both are humor in different ways but I still walk away laughing.

thanks everyone for making this thread part of my daily laugh!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Yeah, you can say that again. I just think it's discusting to be joking about this kinda stuff. And about the homosexuals, sex, things like that. I try to tolerate it, but... yeah. Some of the stuff is really funny. (what is with teh yeti?)

...and HOW did you find your way here? :huh: Pretty obscure stuff......

We, however, think we're QUITE funny. :lol:

Daughter, I'm a Christian too. Wouldn't be alive if I weren't - most of my life was so unbearable that just believing that God had a purpose for my existence was the ONLY thing that kept me here. <now what IS my purpose, again? :huh>

End of seriousness. BAck to SILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS UNCLE RAY!????!?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

So here is a funny picture for you all. We went to Red Robin for lunch at work today....to celebrate an Un-birthday...or so I was led to believe. Turns out they had a surprise bridal shower for me. Anyway, there was a mess of balloons and all, and now my big Coon cat is tangled up in them since he was playing with the strings. It is such a funny picture :)

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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...and HOW did you find your way here? :huh: Pretty obscure stuff......

We, however, think we're QUITE funny. :lol:

Daughter, I'm a Christian too. Wouldn't be alive if I weren't - most of my life was so unbearable that just believing that God had a purpose for my existence was the ONLY thing that kept me here. <now what IS my purpose, again? :huh>

End of seriousness. BAck to SILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS UNCLE RAY!????!?

Hey- I'm a former Catholic and a current Buddhist and I love jokes about my religion:

What happens when a Buddhist becomes totally absorbed with the computer he is working with?

A: He enters Nerdvana. :D:lol:

I definitely think God has a sense of humor!!!!!!!

Uncle Ray- I think he's scared and with GOOD reason! But here's his latest:

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may

have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last, but not least...my personal favorite

13. Thongs and Depends

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
So here is a funny picture for you all. We went to Red Robin for lunch at work today....to celebrate an Un-birthday...or so I was led to believe. Turns out they had a surprise bridal shower for me. Anyway, there was a mess of balloons and all, and now my big Coon cat is tangled up in them since he was playing with the strings. It is such a funny picture :)

that's awesome!!!!!!!!!!! Our (my hubby and i) anniversary is next week (3 years0 and I would LOVE to have our wedding all over again! So much fun!

Do you get a bachelorette party?????? Mine was quite a hoot!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
So here is a funny picture for you all. We went to Red Robin for lunch at work today....to celebrate an Un-birthday...or so I was led to believe. Turns out they had a surprise bridal shower for me. Anyway, there was a mess of balloons and all, and now my big Coon cat is tangled up in them since he was playing with the strings. It is such a funny picture :)

You have a Maine Coon??? I LOVE those kitties!!!! :rolleyes: Is he HUGE??

13. Thongs and Depends

:lol:

Nerdvana. :lol:

~alex~ Explorer
~alex~
Posted
I definitely think God has a sense of humor!!!!!!!

I 100% percent agree! The priest at our church right now always tells a joke or funny story before his sermon. Laughter is a gift. Laughter has been a huge help to me in the last year of my life, not to mention this last week while I was suffering the consequences of a glutening. It think it's great that different people have different types of sense of humour.

6. Speedos and cellulite

I worked as a lifeguard while in high school and this rule was unfortunately broken way too many times.

Amanda, congratulations on your upcoming wedding! You must be very excited. My fiance and I are hoping to get married early next year. Do you have a honeymoon planned?

tom Contributor
tom
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<now what IS my purpose, again? :huh: >

End of seriousness. BAck to SILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa not so fast ya Silly Dingo!!

<enlists Chuck to pry open the nearly-closed elevator doors of seriousness>

<Chuck opens them w/ a hard stare>

Perhaps your purpose is spreading the word on the oft-ignored gluten/mental health connection.

You'd do it well.

"Ok Chuck, we're done. Chuck? Look away Chuck! . . .do NOT melt the doors!"

[FFwd to the not-so-distant Future]

Larry King: "We're here tonight w/ . .. " <whispers to producer> am I reading this right? "uhhhh Ding-go-girl .. . ."

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Oh, boy :rolleyes: ....I'm a piece of work. In the context of this thread, I find it all hilarious: machine guns, yetis and their poop, T-bagging, 38 longs, Gay Chuck and the gang... nothing disgusts me.

Can I be saved? <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Honeymoon plans are Cape May for 2 days

Our Maine Coon is actually a Maine Coon mix of some sort, he is 1 and 1/2 and he is huge! He weighs about 14 lbs. He is so loveable.

Now he is sitting in the window watching rabbits in the side yard of our walk-though. I am sitting on my bed....its football night and John is rooting on the NYG, his favorite team.

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
..... and that stuff is just discusting to me. I mean, it's natural and stuff, but the way people use it...

Well, Light, looks like it's just me & you. I'm not disgusted by it, but it just usually seems too easy, humor-wise.

LOL I *did* laugh at the CareBear's rainbow cloud fart tho. So if it's creative enough, I'll laugh, but most of the time I'm not particularly amused. It's just too EASY!!

<next one to proffer a simple fart joke has to shampoo the Yeti!!>

Is the Tangled Up in Coon pic up yet?

Buddhist jokes - I've always liked the hotdog vendor being told "Make me One with Everything".

Hehehehehheehehehe

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Is there a genetic component to "bathroom humour," which only some have? (perhaps the same marker that lets only certain members of population detect the bitterness in cruciferous vegetables?)

:lol:

I absolutely believe that it's genetic. In my case, I got it from my father, who I think may hold the record for the longest fart in the history of the world. Or at least since Chuck Norris last had beanie wienies.

-Sarah

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Thongs and Depends ---> ewwww (insert green guy nausea emoticon here) :lol:

[FFwd to the not-so-distant Future]

Larry King: "We're here tonight w/ . .. " <whispers to producer> am I reading this right? "uhhhh Ding-go-girl .. . ."

:lol::lol:

OK, I have to bring this up now. Maybe some of you guys that have been around awhile have seen other pictures of Susie. But to my recollection, I've only seen this one with her holding a glass of wine. So now I have a picture of her in my head of her Larry King interview while holding her glass of wine. In fact that is how I always picture Susie . . . because thats the only picture I've seen. Holding a glass of wine while she does her yard work. Holding a glass of wine while she walks the Dingos. Holding a glass of wine while rummaging through her trash. And sometimes I think . . . "Susie! You really shouldn't be drinking at 8:00 in the morning! Put down the glass of wine for Pete's sake!" :o:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Is the Tangled Up in Coon pic up yet?

Pictures came out too dark. Sorry :(

Here are his pictures I have on my webshots....His name is Lucky. The one on the high chair was taken when he was 9 months old.

Open Original Shared Link

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
OK, I have to bring this up now. Maybe some of you guys that have been around awhile have seen other pictures of Susie. But to my recollection, I've only seen this one with her holding a glass of wine. So now I have a picture of her in my head of her Larry King interview while holding her glass of wine. In fact that is how I always picture Susie . . . because thats the only picture I've seen. Holding a glass of wine while she does her yard work. Holding a glass of wine while she walks the Dingos. Holding a glass of wine while rummaging through her trash. And sometimes I think . . . "Susie! You really shouldn't be drinking at 8:00 in the morning! Put down the glass of wine for Pete's sake!" :o:lol:

Well, I've seen LOTS of pictures of Susie Q, and you are right, in each and every one she is holding a glass of wine.

You should see the rock climbing ones, it's quite a skill to climb AND carry the glass of wine without spilling a drop.

:lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
Well, I've seen LOTS of pictures of Susie Q, and you are right, in each and every one she is holding a glass of wine.

You should see the rock climbing ones, it's quite a skill to climb AND carry the glass of wine without spilling a drop.

:lol::lol:

Everyone has got to have their own talent :P

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Oh, boy :rolleyes: ....I'm a piece of work. In the context of this thread, I find it all hilarious: machine guns, yetis and their poop, T-bagging, 38 longs, Gay Chuck and the gang... nothing disgusts me.

Can I be saved? <_<

I thought it was funny too.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Is there a genetic component to "bathroom humour," which only some have? (perhaps the same marker that lets only certain members of population detect the bitterness in cruciferous vegetables?)

Oh, Oh, Oh . . . a debate!!!! Nature vs. Nurture. Is humoUr (and the type of humoUr preferred) hereditary or environmental?

That big U is foUr yoU Nikki-Uk

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
Posted

Speaking of farts... You know how everyone (well everyone who thinks farts are funny ;) talks about the bathtub farts? Well, my son Ezra has actually done this, when he was 3 years old and I fell right over I laughed so hard. He was giggling, but I was dying like it was the funniest thing in the world- and then the smell hit! 3 years old and in the bubble bath all sweet and adorable, and suddenly these NOT SO LAVENDER SCENTED BUBBLES whoosh up.

My hubby heard the whole thing from the living room and was like... Was that what I think it was? Oh God I was incapacitated, I was laughing so hard.

By the way... :ph34r: Christian farts are funnier. :o

-Sarah

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
Everyone has got to have their own talent :P

Well, I'm just joking around of course, but it is true you get that image of someone in your head based on their avatar.

It's just great to see you Susie Q well enough to be laughing and smiling and enjoying that glass of wine :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

I am going to bury my head for this but...I did one of those bathtub toots once....and John heard me all the way out in the living room. :ph34r:

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