The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[JNBunnie1]

So I'm gonna go to work tomorrow, in the hopes that routine will be good for me. Should be a quiet day, not too demanding, and I'm going to bed soon and getting up early so there's no rush in the morning and I can get there early to fix whatever might've happened Friday. I'm already 30% better today than I was yesterday, which is maybe not great compared to normal, but I hope I will continue to get better this fast. Have a little 'coping kit' I'm bringing to work, hee hee.....

How's the head, Sheep Lady?

[WideAwake]

How's the head, Sheep Lady?

Still there, seems to be bright lights that bring it on mostly. Thankfully not a rip my head oph pain though!

Anyone want to help me tidy up my house? I have an aversion to anything remotely related to housework

I hope all the phlooies are pheeling much phiner soon! I am amazed we escaped the piggie phlu. We had close contact with phamily members with it...

[Darn210]

We need to get a plumber to the house- sillies there is a rankest of all stanks coming from the kitchen sink and nothing makes it go away....

Amanda, is it coming from the garbage disposal?? I did this . . . Open Original Shared Link . . . and it helped mine out immensely. Only needed to do the soap one and it cleared up. Give it a try before you pay a plumber $90 just to ring the doorbell . . . actual work costs more!!!

OK . . . no silly . . . just checkin' in to say "hey". Hope you sold yer house today Judee.

[blueeyedmanda]

I wish it was the disposal--nope it reeks in the bathroom too and we can use draino in the tub and a week later need it again...... Thanks for the info though- very handy

[flourgirl]

Man-daaahh...sounds like a problem with yer vent! All your plumbing vents outside to keep smell out of your house and to help it all drain out wifout causing a vaccuummmmm. Hope it's a quik and eazy fix.

Wide....tis not migrains izzit? I used to get them all of the time and couldna stand any light at all. Telehubby gets migrains....sometimes caused by brite lites. We've found a whole list of phoods that cause them for him, too. Even splenda! Am trying to get him to keep a phhud jernal, but to no avail. Don't think he wants to limit his fuud too much . The guy wants to plan dinner while he's eating breakfast. Me....personally...don't particularly care when it comes to phood. If I'm busy with something, I don't want to interrupt it to stop to eat.

How the heck is ever'body else?

[Jestgar]

Anyone want to help me tidy up my house? I have an aversion to anything remotely related to housework

Sounds pretty healthy to me.

[jerseyangel]

O Yeah! I second that standing ovulation from Sewzinn to our Faire Diety, who is currently touring about on her menstrual cycle.... . . ...

Brilliant!!

Well Doctor Emmel.....either yer peroxide cure worked or I had a 24 hour phlough Either way, it seems to have PeOtered out

Just phinished watching "Mad Men" and had to check me sillies bephore climbing into bed.

[Judyin Philly]

Jack got out of bed this morning, came into the office and said to me, "Mom, tablecloths were originally meant to be used as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating".

He walked toward the kitchen, then stopped, turned and added, "AND........In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year".

Can I borrow Jack. I need some laughs today

Sounds like things are gettin a bit personal over there, Judith

hell no one in their right might want into my ''drawers since they are depends'' now.

Hi Bun-knee Are you pheeling any better today? I'm sticking wif lots of spring water, bananas, a little plain yogurt and mint tea. Mine hit with headache and upset stomach --I'm alternating between being hot and cold, too

I'm going to try chicken soup today--not makin it from sctrach--I have some Pacific broth in the cupboard.

We're in sillie sick bay

Hell didn't know patti and bunny were sick .............not fair..............hope your both better

My "cure" for any stomach ailments is to eat the hottest thing you can tolerate.

Me appetite came back so I had a hamburger (no bread) and some zucchini. I'm actually feeling better--but now Mark has it Same exact symptoms.

You know what helps my stomach--wine. Really

wine.........wonder if it helps the 'd'

Joodee, thinking of you and your house today. I just feel like today's the day that a love affair will blossom and you will find a buyer.

loved your house; it looked so beautiful in the picture. When you have time I wish you would tell us more about it, and the National Wildlife Habitat status, etc. It looks like a warm, happy house.

Thanks

was a sad day........only 4 people at the open house after all that work.

even put new plants into the planters.

people say

YARD TOO BIG

YARD NOT FLAT

YARD HAS TOO MANY PLANTS AND FLOWERS

DON'T WANT A SHARED DRIVE WAY

YOU HAVE A CAT

PEOPLE DO SAY IT'S CHARMING, WARM, INVITING, LOTS OF LOVE REFLECTED IN THIS HOME.

NOT ENOUGH BEDROOM.......TOLD HER TO LIST AS 2 BED ROOM

NO ONE MENTIONS THE 3 ONLY CLOSETS.

OH WELL, I SEE ANOTHER WINTER IN OUR FUTURE

SHROOMIE, I'LL PUT A LINK TO THE CERTIFICATION SITE TOMORROW

THANKS FOR THE INTEREST.

IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET CERTIFIED.

Meant to speak of my reaction to yer beautiful home too, Jooooodie. Like Shroomie, I was struck by its warmth and natural beauty... . . .. ....houses say so much about the people who have made them their homes!

tHANKS GUYS.

tHERE ARE ALOT OF MEMORIES WITH THIS HOUSE ESP. THE VISITS HERE WITH MY PARENTS WHO AREN'T WITH US ANYLONGER.

BUT

WE'LL GET TO CA SOMETIME

TOOK OFF WITH THE CAT IN THE NEW CAR WITH THE SUN ROOF WIDE OPEN AND CAT LOVED IT

NICE DAY FOR A RIDE TOO

THANKS GUYS

I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON MY SILLIES.

EM.......LOVE THE TREE AND THANKS WHO EVER TODAY ME IT WAS IN THE AVATAR.

NITE ALL

[nikki-uk]

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!

So many new psillıes AND a new queen too

Still laughıng at Soozles 2 day reıgn

Still stupıdly hot here ın Turkey ( Nikki lıkes thıs) ...they are expecting the fiırst rain ın 2 weeks - Im outta here by then!!!

My choıce of cocktaıl today will be Black Russian (2 for 1 at 4pm......is that too early??? )

My body has ımmedıately forgot all thoughts of Sven and ıs addıng the stones as we speak....muscle turnıng to blubber.....

GADS!!!!..have I been here a week already??

The tv ıs on constantly ın the bar..... nearly ALL Amerıcan programMES..... lovıng Martha Stewart .....ıs there anything that woman cant do???

Fıngers crossed , no poo crımes as yet............( TMI?)

Hope me psıllies are well!!

Later peeps

[flourgirl]

Hey, Nik Nik pooped in! Hope you're lovin every minute <:jealousface:> No surporse about the Amerikanner TV shows. Methingks the world has a love-hate thing going wif us (heck...most of US have a love-hate thing going wif us ). Would not want to live anywhere else....uh uh.

Lots of "visitors" in the Park. Our dollar really sucks right now, so it's cheaper for other countries to vacation here. I hear lots of accents and non-english people often have enough english to get by. Fun! Germanic languages, heavy british accents (NikNik...you're not really HERE vacationing and just "telling" us that you're being a Turkey....are you?) Wish I had more time to actually converse with them...could be soooo interesting.

Hope your all having a bright-shiny day today. Juuuuude......am thinking of you and still sending positive vibes for you! Things will come to pass at the right time with the right people.

[elye]

GUNAYDIN, NIKKERS! (This is "good morning" in Toikish, izzit not? )....... . .. ..

Martha Stewart and Absence of Poo Crimes - - the checklist for everyone's perfect holiday!

hell no one in their right might want into my ''drawers since they are depends'' now.

Joooodie's whole post had me larfin'... . . ...except the news on lack of offers. BOO! But with all the traffic through there, Jooode, offers are imminent.....

people say

YARD TOO BIG

YARD NOT FLAT

Well.....at least casual onlookers are sayin' this about your house. Methinks many are muttering this about my physique as I pass them in my travels... .. . . ..Damn good thing it's currently not on MLS.... . . ..

[Judyin Philly]

Patti

love your new avatar

Susie.....you were queen for 2 days......and i missed it

Hey, Nik Nik pooped in!

Hope your all having a bright-shiny day today. Juuuuude......am thinking of you and still sending positive vibes for you! Things will come to pass at the right time with the right people.

Nik Nik......so happy your having fun and no poo crimes........good news

Thanks Theresa..........let's hope so

Joooodie's whole post had me larfin'... . . ...except the news on lack of offers. BOO! But with all the traffic through there, Jooode, offers are imminent.....

Well.....at least casual onlookers are sayin' this about your house. Methinks many are muttering this about my physique as I pass them in my travels... .. . . ..Damn good thing it's currently not on MLS.... .

Thanks Em..... wish i felt it!

I did do the St Joseph statue and Jim (HA HUM))))) he's desprate.....read the poem as we shoved him head down into the dirt

catholics step up..........no catholic i know .........knows the story of why this works.

Shrommie hear is a good link to the NWF site

Open Original Shared Link

even a video to watch. I didn't see it yet

so far no one seems to give a dam about the garden, birds, wildlife on property.

Guess Jim and I are alone in our love of this property.

People sure can be picky.

Have a great day everyone on

no bookings this week as kids going back to school and Labor day holiday coming up

so i'm going to just relax and enjoy it

i still want to scrap and paint 3 doors and door frames but it's for me to enjoy

Paint is on i don't react to either.

I'll have time to read and catch up on reading

thanks for sticking by me in my virtual absence.

Hugs Judy

Hi Amanda

see you there

hope your feeling ok and had a good weekend

[Judyin Philly]

hI sUSAN rANGER......SEE YOU

ok all you tree huggers

here is a neat video from NWF on how easy it is to get you yard certified.

this new director on the video took over when our dear friend Craig Tuffs, i've mention on here before passed away on father's day from the same brain cancer that T Kennedy did.

We were really close to Craig and our whole garden club got their gardens certified.

it's really easy or I sure wouldn't have gotten it done

You can even do on line now......easier than what i did with photos and graphs of our property

Judy

[elye]

Well. . . ........day two of my five-day sojourn as Thy Menstruating Majesty.. . ...... ....and I have been walking around with my shorts unzipped due to the characteristic bloating. Both dogs have been tied out front, lying on the steps, watching the world go by. Well, you know what's coming.

Our mailman, effective today it would seem, is delivering two hours earlier 'round here. He was suddenly approaching, and the dogs began barking and howling their hellos (this is @ 7:30 am - - too early for such shenanigans). So out I rush, pants undone, me having totally forgotten this.

Our mailman hands me our stash of letters, smiles, then frowns, then nods.. . . . .... . turns and trots down the driveway.

Gawd.. . ....... ...hope he has a wife who gets bloated. I'm hoping it is an obvious thing - - "Oh, that woman has her period.....totally understandable".

I brought the dogs in and THEN noticed. Crap... . . . .should have done me shorts up, ran back out and yelled, "HEY! I've got my period!! That's why my pants were undone! Y'know, in case you were wondering.....".....

[mushroom]

YARD TOO BIG

YARD NOT FLAT

YARD HAS TOO MANY PLANTS AND FLOWERS

DON'T WANT A SHARED DRIVE WAY

YOU HAVE A CAT

SHROOMIE, I'LL PUT A LINK TO THE CERTIFICATION SITE TOMORROW

THANKS FOR THE INTEREST.

IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET CERTIFIED.

TOOK OFF WITH THE CAT IN THE NEW CAR WITH THE SUN ROOF WIDE OPEN AND CAT LOVED IT

NICE DAY FOR A RIDE TOO

Sheesh, icky, picky, picky peeps! Why don't de just say it doesn't suit our needs? It's not the house's problemo, it's theirs!

Velcro loves sunroofs!!

hell no one in their right might want into my ''drawers since they are depends'' now.

Snorkle!

Still stupıdly hot here ın Turkey ( Nikki lıkes thıs) ...they are expecting the fiırst rain ın 2 weeks - Im outta here by then!!!

My choıce of cocktaıl today will be Black Russian (2 for 1 at 4pm......is that too early??? )

My body has ımmedıately forgot all thoughts of Sven and ıs addıng the stones as we speak....muscle turnıng to blubber.....

The tv ıs on constantly ın the bar..... nearly ALL Amerıcan programMES..... lovıng Martha Stewart .....ıs there anything that woman cant do???

With all that heat sure hope you got in some practice tanning afore ye left Nik We all know the British whitefair skin and how infamously it burns. Me first memory of London, too hot for Brits in early June, sailing up de Thames to Windsor Castle and all de guys took off der shirts. On de way home, MANY, MANY red sunburned mens , not a pretty sight.

Still it sounds like you went to Turkey to sit in bars drinking Black Russians (didn't know you had to go to Turkey for dat) and watching Martha Stewart. No, de only thing dat woman couldln't do was keep herself out of jail, and she even triumphed over dat--redocorated all de mess hall tables, ordered new dinner sets and candelabra, fashioned centrepieces out of toilet paper dyed with leftover broccoli and carrots...GAHHHHH!!! Hate dat woman!

Shrommie hear is a good link to the NWF site

Open Original Shared Link

Thanks for the link Joodee.

"All you need to do is provide elements from each of the following areas:

* Food Sources - For example: Native plants, seeds, fruits, nuts, berries, nectar

* Water Sources - For example: Birdbath, pond, water garden, stream

* Places for Cover - For example: Thicket, rockpile, birdhouse

* Places to Raise Young - For example: Dense shrubs, vegetation, nesting box, pond

* Sustainable Gardening - For example: Mulch, compost, rain garden, chemical-free fertilizer"

Food Sources, check: Nuts, stale bread, an occasional grape...varied diet

Water Sources, check: Bloody Marys

Places for Cover, check: We have a rockpile, lotsa trees where squirrels and chipmunks nap

Places to Raise Young, check: De ground squirrels do it under de rockpile

Sustainable Gardening, check: Pine needle mulch, no other fertilizers...

Yep, I think we could get certified in a snap I'm going on line right now!!!

Hang in there Joodee, someone else is going to love the house as much as you do; all it takes is just ONE right buyer. And no more painting!! Ye Gods, hae ye no dun enuff???

[Mtndog]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I missed 11 pages and 2 QUEENS- 1 short reign and the other in the midst of MENSTRUAL monarchy! Where have I been? (I actually don't know- I think I spent more time with me wee nieces in the last week than I have in a year! This is good- they cheer my soul but I believe I may be thinking I am 6 again.

Am I in love with the Jonas Brothers? Is hannah Montana me favorite new TV show? AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure Nim's Island (with Gerard Butler) is the best kid's movie I've seen EVER. Fun for the kids- Eye candy for elders!

Nikkers pooped in from Toikey! I want to be somewhere stupidly hot and beautiful too! Yes- I'll have 2 fer 1 Black Russians as well!

Judy's backyard is certifiable? Or is it that Judy is? Judy- Hang in there!

Emily ran after the postman with her pants unbuttoned? Yelling about her menses?

I canna keep up and canna go back so if I missed anything REALLY important, may I be provided with a psilly summary.

[JNBunnie1]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I missed 11 pages and 2 QUEENS- 1 short reign and the other in the midst of MENSTRUAL monarchy! Where have I been? (I actually don't know- I think I spent more time with me wee nieces in the last week than I have in a year! This is good- they cheer my soul but I believe I may be thinking I am 6 again.

Am I in love with the Jonas Brothers? Is hannah Montana me favorite new TV show? AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure Nim's Island (with Gerard Butler) is the best kid's movie I've seen EVER. Fun for the kids- Eye candy for elders!

Nikkers pooped in from Toikey! I want to be somewhere stupidly hot and beautiful too! Yes- I'll have 2 fer 1 Black Russians as well!

Judy's backyard is certifiable? Or is it that Judy is? Judy- Hang in there!

Emily ran after the postman with her pants unbuttoned? Yelling about her menses?

I canna keep up and canna go back so if I missed anything REALLY important, may I be provided with a psilly summary.

Sniffles n poos n persnickety people don't appreciate Joodee's bootiful house. N cinnamon buns.

[curlyfries]

Susie.....you were queen for 2 days......and i missed it

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I missed 11 pages and 2 QUEENS- 1 short reign and the other in the midst of MENSTRUAL monarchy! Where have I been?

No, no, psillies!!!! We was reminiscing about Soozles short reign starting on page 1700. Twas a looong time ago!

Sniffles n poos n persnickety people don't appreciate Joodee's bootiful house. N cinnamon buns.

I'd say that about sums it all up!

[elye]

OMG. . . . . ...... Onesie, twosie, out goes Soooozie... ....... . .

What a weekend that was... ..

I am certain that I cooked no meals, did no cleaning, no laundry, no ferrying of children to activities.... . .. ..

Our earth just stood still, as one common, heady goal filled our collective unconscious........ ... .

[JNBunnie1]

Well, I'm feeling better, about 80%. I'm used to running on 80% so that's not bad. Went to work, took a nap. Now I'm eating pan fried chicken in olive oil, with garlic, lemon pepper and salt. Mmmmm..... Oddly enough, my veggie is fresh cucumuber. Nicely balances the highly peppered chicken, trying to clear out my nose. Should be better enough for more bunbuns in a day or two! I've been trying to tell myself they're good for me, since they're made with only honey and cinnamon..... not working yet....

[flourgirl]

Hey ever-body!

Em-N-Em.....I jest luuv you! YOu give great giggles! (I promise not to laugh and tell).

Juuude....Telehubby and I looked for our house for a year! We knew we'd find the right one, and since we had a year rental lease, at first there was no hurry. As time was running out we finally looked at a house that we didn't want to look at. It's not far enough out of the way. The YARD was what I was looking for in all of the many places we "visited"......as much as price, more than the house....it had to have the right yard, or at least the right potential yard. It had to be something I could work with to make my own. SO.....the house we didn't even want to look at was the one place we both loved. There was one other house we truly did love...but the yard was horrid. I've had a ball creating what we call Saffold Park, the house is perfect for us, and the neighborhood suits us fine. Closer neighbors than we want, but they are quiet and respect privacy. ANywAy...I guess I'm trying to say is that there IS someone who is meant to love your house and yard. They may not know it right now, but they will be there, and in good time.

Pah-tay....mules with thumbs......OMG!!!!! I realized after I replied that...."well, dummy, she told you why the guy was out there". Never, ever, ever, enter a fenced pasture for any reason

After temps in the 90's....it feels downright cold here today. I am NOT ready for fall to be here! I want more summerrrrrr <:whineface:>

[ranger]

I come from a phamily of phive girls. My oldest sister, Juudee is, 68 and is getting married for the sixth time. You go, girl. Second was Linda, who died when she was 63. Your'e gone , girl. Then came me, the lonely Middle child. Then came Sunny, sorta famous in NY circles, but married 5 times. And then the baby - Moira. My best friend. So, I KNOW ABOUT MENSES! Can you imagine being my Father? He must have been smothered- not by love, but by Kotexes and Tampaxes. I never noticed this, but all the phem paper products end with x. Is that a genetic thing?

Anybody got kids who went back to school last week? How ya pheeling?

Nikita- no longer Russian, although you seem to have turned Rushin In Tercy. How's that werkin fer yu?

Respode-vous si vous play

[jerseyangel]

T--Saffold Park!! I love it! Sounds absolutely charming!

Judith--the right pholks are gonna come along, it's just a matter of time. Then they're going to want it "yesterday" Rest up now....

I see Soozle down there <waving> missed you

Ranger Soo--me dad was surrounded by 3 daughters and me mum.....so much estrogen Our poor dads were out numbered!

Loving the cycle-co-ink-y-dinks emerging amongst the phemale sillies. When I was working, I became good friends wif a girl there and I swear after many months our cycles got closer to where they overlapped. Now neither one of us has to contend wif it anymore, as our hysters have since been removed

[DingoGirl]

Sills

I got nowt silly, just a quick halloooooooo............had to catch up............youse guys are chatty!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I missed 11 pages and 2 QUEENS- 1 short reign and the other in the midst of MENSTRUAL monarchy! Where have I been? (I actually don't know- I think I spent more time with me wee nieces in the last week than I have in a year! This is good- they cheer my soul but I believe I may be thinking I am 6 again.

Am I in love with the Jonas Brothers? Is hannah Montana me favorite new TV show? AYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty sure Nim's Island (with Gerard Butler) is the best kid's movie I've seen EVER. Fun for the kids- Eye candy for elders!

Nikkers pooped in from Toikey! I want to be somewhere stupidly hot and beautiful too! Yes- I'll have 2 fer 1 Black Russians as well!

Judy's backyard is certifiable? Or is it that Judy is? Judy- Hang in there!

Emily ran after the postman with her pants unbuttoned? Yelling about her menses?

I canna keep up and canna go back so if I missed anything REALLY important, may I be provided with a psilly summary.

Bevel's post cheered me

Sniffles n poos n persnickety people don't appreciate Joodee's bootiful house. N cinnamon buns.

as did Bun Bun's

I come from a phamily of phive girls. My oldest sister, Juudee is, 68 and is getting married for the sixth time. You go, girl. Second was Linda, who died when she was 63. Your'e gone , girl. Then came me, the lonely Middle child. Then came Sunny, sorta famous in NY circles, but married 5 times. And then the baby - Moira. My best friend. So, I KNOW ABOUT MENSES! Can you imagine being my Father? He must have been smothered- not by love, but by Kotexes and Tampaxes. I never noticed this, but all the phem paper products end with x. Is that a genetic thing?

NOT Sunny von Bulow, was it?

fascinating tale of all those sisters, Sleezen

forgot everything else....if I don't highlight it, I won't remember it, and was going to get quote-busted

NIKKEL!!!!!!!! watching Martha Stewart in Turkey? that do not seem right

Judith - someone will LOVE yer gardens - I know it - because I know *I* would....

back to bed

later, Sills

[elye]

Wow...Sisters of Sewzinn! Five goils - - I have trouble wif me one 16 year-old...Gads, what your place must have been like when you were all teens.. . . . ............lord. . .. ....!

Soooozle! Whassup? We have all missed ye. . . . . ....

Whup! You've just posted. . .. . .......lemme read ya. . . .. ..