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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient
Downside- my left booblet is even smaller.

Yah, it reallly hoits when dey start taking away stuff dat you didn't even appreciate when you had it :o


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ranger Enthusiast

WOW1 Is it dust the tree of us? Did someone call a psilly convention and not tell me about it? Where are yall hiding?

psawyer Proficient

I'm hiding in plain sight. :blink:

elye Community Regular
I'm hiding in plain sight. :blink:

Our mysterious Oracle POeter...... . ......only he is capable of such things.. . . ...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies-

My sister just called me she is 23. One of her good friends was killed in a motorcycle crash last night. 23 is so young. Life is just starting.

jerseyangel Proficient
Sillies-

My sister just called me she is 23. One of her good friends was killed in a motorcycle crash last night. 23 is so young. Life is just starting.

Gosh Amanda, so very sad :(

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi ya'll :D

Mark actually took the whole weekend off (!), so we're out running around doing errands and sniffing out appliance sales. Already got a phab deal on the washer/dryer, now onto the fridge.

We're in the area, so we came back home so I could use me own bathroom :lol: And of course I had to peek in on me sills B)

PeOter, I see you :lol: Not really, but since yer hiding in plain sight..... :P


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elye Community Regular

Wow, Amanda.....this is so very sad. :(

And poor Jyesss... .. .......thinking about Li'l Max, and how well he was cared for.

I wanna come back as a cat in Jyess's house!

Mark actually took the whole weekend off (!), so we're out running around doing errands and sniffing out appliance sales. Already got a phab deal on the washer/dryer, now onto the fridge.

Patteigh, this is such a phun, exciting time for you guys, I'm sure! What stage is the house at now? You need to put up avatars of each phase....... . .. ..from the framing right through to the "welcome" sign on the front door......! :)

PeOter, I see you :lol: Not really, but since yer hiding in plain sight..... :P

He's a stealthy one, that Number One Anonymous Member.. .. . . . . .... B)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

We are going to go washer/dryer shopping one of these days but I might hold off since I hear they are doing a appliance rebate program similar to the cash for clunkers program. Our washer/dryers are older and in PA they are taking the rate caps off the electricity in the new year and then our bills are going to go 50 % higher....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
"In the beGGinning, there was RisChard. Alone in the VoId of NothinGness! He laffed breAth into the vOid and so beGat liphe in Psilli-ville. On the phirst day he creAted Oskar May-ar BoloGnA. On the SekonD daY he tikkled liphe into the ElBoW of Pseussle, who reMains in the GarDen to this day!"

soooooooooooooo brilliant Tea!!!!!!!!!! :lol: x 500

Where is everyone? If you think I was nonphunni yesterday, I am 50 times more nonphunni today. I'm going to take a shower -maybe if I look down, I'll see sumptin to laugh about. Letcha no.

Ms. Susan Sagsalot

*snoooooooort* Sagsalot crackz me up :lol:

Had me first'n last week. Me gyno felt me up and found a nugget of somphin in thar, thought she shood torture me sommore, twas a site I don't EVER want to see agin-as if my perception of my booblessness wasn't enough, I had to see them stretched out like they were comin out of a fondant sheeter

OMG :lol: and a :angry: Pseriously!! like a fondant!!! My wee boobies -- it's just too painful!

my Tex-Ass one has me looking like a prison escapee <_< No smile--I actually look mean.....and/or pisssed :lol:

or....like a canadienne :lol:

got nowt, sills, really nowt. did tons of yard work this am, walked the dog, cooked some tri tip, blah blah blah, some light facebook stalking, it's now 1 in the aft and.....I'm going to bed for the rest of the day. :huh:

<if you think I"m kidding, I'm not> :( Summat is wrong...just don't know what or how to fix it. I believe 'tis beyond repair :unsure:

but - thinking of the two kittehs we lost in the 'ville this week - Toby and Max :wub:

Geoss, how are you doing, sweetie? How's Lefty doing?

they are up in Kitteh/Doggie Heaven, having the best time.....and all together, with my Cookster Kitty, and my Stinker, and Em's dad. :)

*sniff*

later, Sills.....

ranger Enthusiast
Sillies-

My sister just called me she is 23. One of her good friends was killed in a motorcycle crash last night. 23 is so young. Life is just starting.

How very, very tragic. My condolenses to your family and your sisters friends family. I will be praying for you.

Susan

Jestgar Rising Star
Geoss, how are you doing, sweetie? How's Lefty doing?

:wub: :wub:

Lefty spent yesterday in Max's bed and has been needing extra hugs. Even Lyle seems subdued. Nobody is fighting, Lyle's sleeping on the window bench instead of in the closet, Lefty's on my bed.

There's a big hole in my deck where we ripped the top off to get Max when he ran underneath. Not yet sure how to fix that since the decking is designed to be put on sequentially.

Maxie was so unhappy his last few weeks, I'm sure he made the right decision. I've had cats tell me they'd rather stay with me til the very end, and others that made it clear that they didn't want any interventions. Max was the second kind, kind and loving, but very much his own cat. I have a weird sort of respect for that, since I'm a lot like that.

WideAwake Rookie

It's my burpday!!!! A very ancient 39! My hubby got me the Wii Personal Trainer and a step height growy thingy so I am very happy. Who eva faught I would be happy wiff exercise equipment for a present???

Gosh times change LOL

I have also lost about 5 or more pounds in the last few weeks! Woot!

elye Community Regular
Maxie was so unhappy his last few weeks, I'm sure he made the right decision. I've had cats tell me they'd rather stay with me til the very end, and others that made it clear that they didn't want any interventions. Max was the second kind, kind and loving, but very much his own cat. I have a weird sort of respect for that, since I'm a lot like that.

....Sounds like you guys are gonna be okay. :wub:

Yup, Max needed to go. He was such a lucky boy, having you to care for him, Jyesss -- someone who knew when to jump in and treat, and when to quietly stay back and simply continue to stroke his back.. . . .... :)

elye Community Regular

:D:D:D:D HAPPY BOIFDAY, WIDE!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

Sounds like you are a little LESS wide -- five pounds gone? Yay! :)

My hubby got me the Wii Personal Trainer and a step height growy thingy so I am very happy.

:huh::huh:

Whot is this?? Is it something kinky? :lol:

ranger Enthusiast
:wub: :wub:

Lefty spent yesterday in Max's bed and has been needing extra hugs. Even Lyle seems subdued. Nobody is fighting, Lyle's sleeping on the window bench instead of in the closet, Lefty's on my bed.

There's a big hole in my deck where we ripped the top off to get Max when he ran underneath. Not yet sure how to fix that since the decking is designed to be put on sequentially.

Maxie was so unhappy his last few weeks, I'm sure he made the right decision. I've had cats tell me they'd rather stay with me til the very end, and others that made it clear that they didn't want any interventions. Max was the second kind, kind and loving, but very much his own cat. I have a weird sort of respect for that, since I'm a lot like that.

I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. We had to put our dog down. She was so very sick, but she was our child. 4 years, and I'm still grieving. But I know what you mean- the look in her eyes begged us to let her go.

ranger Enthusiast
It's my burpday!!!! A very ancient 39! My hubby got me the Wii Personal Trainer and a step height growy thingy so I am very happy. Who eva faught I would be happy wiff exercise equipment for a present???

Gosh times change LOL

I have also lost about 5 or more pounds in the last few weeks! Woot!

Happy Birthday. It is my daughter's 40th. Of course, I'm only 27. If you thaught the articulate conception was wierd, how about the unborn giving birth. Oh, yeah. I do believe she's over the hill, but you have a long year of jumping on your wii-wii to go. And, that sounds like just plain old phun! My phlocking husband never buys me any thing, but then I never give him any money. Have a good one.

Queen of Sleez

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petravich I vanovich

Do you mean hiding in plain site like that perv in Ca.?

Are you in a tent in my backyard?

Czrarest Slutvana Oftheghettokoff

ranger Enthusiast

Ok, fellow spillis (can I call you that?) I'm depressed about being unborn and giving birth. I not only missed out on my childhood, but I missed out on hers cause I wasn't born yet. So, I'm drinking a HUGE bottle of '09 Corbett Canyon Merlot. Do you think the wine gods will smite me down? Is it that I have bad taste, or that I taste bad? So many questions, so little time.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar. I know, I need help.

I was thinking about writin a book about celiac disease cause when I was on surveyer I got better, but I don't spell so good and don't speek English. I am aldso illigetimate and I can't reed or right. But, boy can I measure! I was never less than 1 quark of a nutational rate!

Speaking of nutation- It makes my head spin... or was that wobble... or was that off-wobble... or was that too much of the bottle. But, I believe in good nutation, so I eat lots of raw foods, like wine.

Radon thaughts will get me in trouble.

Sloozy

mushroom Proficient

Jess, so sorry about Maxie :( I guess it was time and he knew it; cats is like that. Lefty is going to miss his phriend.

HAPPY BURPHDAY, WIDE!!! Sounds like you will be spending more time with Sven in de future. This dude sure attracts the females; I haven't yet found myself that attracted to him :huh:

Amanda, sorry to hear about your sister's friend; I have this fear of motorcycles....

Our place is a mess, stuff everywhere, starting to do two kinds of packing--one for the plane the other for the garage, then cleaning, gaaahhhh!!! Clay is off to buy a big duffel bag for clothes. We can't mail any stuff any more because they have eliminated seamail--everything goes air, ouch!! Fedex deliveries still arriving apace, but better to pay the airline excess than postage. At least I don't have to take sorghum flour any more, yeay, Binn Inn is carrying it. Only Teff and Masa Harina, and Enjoy Life Choc. Chips. Yes, I have to take those two because I can't do potato starch and I don't like the bean flours very much...

So anyway, nowt silly going on here, very pserious stuphhh :P for a few days.

elye Community Regular
petravich I vanovich

Do you mean hiding in plain site like that perv in Ca.?

Are you in a tent in my backyard?

Jeez, Slewviska, you should have been around when POeter was posting incredible pics of his balls!

ranger Enthusiast

Peorters balls? Baseballs, footballs ? The majesto bowling balls? I've never wondered what another mans balls look like (big ly) till now. Now, I want to see big Rushin balls. Do they wink at you, or smile at you?

I hope my husband doesn't see this. He thinks I'm a virgin. Oh, yeah.

Your fiend, Woozy Suzy

curlyfries Contributor
Peorters balls? Baseballs, footballs ? The majesto bowling balls?

Nope :D

These balls were edible <snicker> :P

elye Community Regular

Hey! Leeeesarhg! Fab photo! Youse guys look great. . . .. . :)B)

Now, I want to see big Rushin balls. Do they wink at you, or smile at you?

Rushin balls......hmmmm. . ..... ...methinks they just hiccup, and pass out. . . . ....

:lol:

Nope :D

These balls were edible <snicker> :P

AND verrrrrrrry meaty. . . . ...... ....

curlyfries Contributor

Thanx, Em :)

Jeez..........Slutvana has been squigglin for a looong time! :blink:

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