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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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celiac-mommy Collaborator
Anyhoo - was rudely reminded by lunchtime, with a call from his tutor, telling me they were sending him home 'cos of bad attitude

This is destined to be my son. He just turned 4 and has become a very good liar. Dd, very bad liar, ds-totally believe what he says. Convinced my stepdad to come up to his room to see his new flatscreen... :huh: ...#1-like I'd buy the kid a flatscreen, #2-I can see it now, he's a teenager, luring girls into his room to see his "big-screen".....can you say JUVIE!!!??? Told my sister (on the same day) that his new favorite thing to do is steal toys from his friends' houses so he can play with them at home :o:o

What am I gonna do???!!!


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
What am I gonna do???!!!

Email me in 10 years (DC is 14 yrs) and I'll share some top tips in handling errant teens ;):lol:

<Got no real plan actually, just hoping he grows up SOON!!! BAH!!! >

ranger Enthusiast

Welcome back all whov been gone. I haven't been gone and still don't get it (slo on the uptake).

Mon, I tend to stare at the wall, kinda like shell-shock. If Mon is Tues, It's even worser. That's cuz I've spent 3 days with my DH, who is a hard man. And not in the good way. Evan massive amounts of wodka would not help the total obliteration of my sole!

Oh, well. So, DC is 4. My lil sis was 5 the first time the cops came to the house. She had climbed up a phone pole, broke the glas and set off the fire alarm. The next year we were at a big lake and she decided to "hide" under a diving-bored. They emptied the lake. peeps were running around, yeling and screemin and panicking. They dragged the entire lake. She didn't make a peep till they were done and everyone thaght she was dead. Fast forward. At 15, she was declared an emancipated minor and let home. She's 60 now and quite successful. So there's hope!

Juday, Juday, Juday, you've got to sell that house before you go stark-raving mad, if you haven't already.

Got nuttin. Just starin at the walls.

ex-rangerette

elye Community Regular

I'm really lucky -- both of my kids are great, astonishingly, as I sure in hell have never known what I'm doing parent-wise. :huh::lol:

Where's Jyaghnutt? She's got in-lars descending.... . . .she needs to be checking in.....

And Joooooles.... . . ..... .. :( Just catch a glimpse of her now and again on Da Book.....

.. ..Rayechull, too!

jerseyangel Proficient

Yaknow.....every time I come on to the board lately, I get the ad that says "why are you still fat?" <_<

Think somebody's tryin to tell me sumphin? :huh::lol:

mushroom Proficient
Yaknow.....every time I come on to the board lately, I get the ad that says "why are you still fat?" <_<

Think somebody's tryin to tell me sumphin? :huh::lol:

Yep. I keep getting told to live life to the fullest, or to spit! :lol:

elye Community Regular
Yaknow.....every time I come on to the board lately, I get the ad that says "why are you still fat?" <_<

Tell me about it.....in great big blue lettering. :angry: Then beside it is an ad for "gluten-free candy"..... . ....... :rolleyes:<_<


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celiac-mommy Collaborator
Tell me about it.....in great big blue lettering. :angry: Then beside it is an ad for "gluten-free candy"..... . ....... :rolleyes:<_<

Yeah, I get the big purple box that says "all you have to do is spit" Gawd, don't tell my hubby that :P:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Yeah, I get the big purple box that says "all you have to do is spit" Gawd, don't tell my hubby that :P:lol:

<giggle>

Jestgar Rising Star
Yeah, I get the big purple box that says "all you have to do is spit" Gawd, don't tell my hubby that :P:lol:

:lol: :lol:

All I get are pizza ads.

happygirl Collaborator
Yaknow.....every time I come on to the board lately, I get the ad that says "why are you still fat?" <_<

I popped in for the first time in way too long, and I see this. :lol:

Good to know that nothing has changed. :) :) :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
God No! He is an obssesive bastard who has prayed on little kids for years. His sweaters are actually made from the hair of our small childs. I actually had one that claimed to maerry him at 2- She was 49, but they got married at 2:00 Pm. Never mind! I live too near a scool for him to be my nabor.

A madman, I know, I know.. . . ......that look in his eyes. . . ..... ..and that mailman of his.. . . .......they were heavily into organized crime together, I am sure. Arms deals, laundering........they hid the guns and drugs in those puppets -- Lady Elaine and the King. They sent off all of their heinous, dirty contraband on that innocent-looking little train that chugged through the set. It all makes shocking sense, now. . . . .. .

OMG youse two :lol: :lol: :wacko:

Is my body clock ok?? :unsure: ....up at 6.00am for the school run (*shudder*)..... have a pheeling I may keel over and need a pm nap WITH Tiger Pig )

Oh! how cozy!!!!! I'll be over at 6 ;)

Get ready, Nik.... . ....

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: fearsome, ain't he?

I am giggling to meselph in a weird way......... did I really think it would be plain sailing just 'cos of a slight display of maturity of late????

passing phases, you silly, AND you woz just on vacation - puts ANYone in a good mood :rolleyes:

Wowza, I've been gone too long! Missed a lot I guess! Inlaws have finally left, migraine has finally left, dd starts school tomorrow, ds starts pre-school today, I need a drink and it's only 0730... :huh: I'm thinkin a vodka and vodka sounds AMAZIN!!! Maybe once kiddo gets off to school in the morning, I shall start drinking myself into oblivion, or shop, me needs some good alone shopping time. Hubby would probly rather I empty the vodka from the freezer.

I could join ya, but gots no wodka........but yeah, give hubby the choice......vodka, or shopping! :lol:

This is destined to be my son. He just turned 4 and has become a very good liar. Dd, very bad liar, ds-totally believe what he says. Convinced my stepdad to come up to his room to see his new flatscreen... :huh: ...#1-like I'd buy the kid a flatscreen, #2-I can see it now, he's a teenager, luring girls into his room to see his "big-screen".....can you say JUVIE!!!??? Told my sister (on the same day) that his new favorite thing to do is steal toys from his friends' houses so he can play with them at home

What am I gonna do???!!!

:unsure: oh dear

Oh, well. So, DC is 4. My lil sis was 5 the first time the cops came to the house. She had climbed up a phone pole, broke the glas and set off the fire alarm. The next year we were at a big lake and she decided to "hide" under a diving-bored. They emptied the lake. peeps were running around, yeling and screemin and panicking. They dragged the entire lake. She didn't make a peep till they were done and everyone thaght she was dead. Fast forward. At 15, she was declared an emancipated minor and let home. She's 60 now and quite successful. So there's hope!

:o

:lol: :lol:

OMG - what a hellion

Yaknow.....every time I come on to the board lately, I get the ad that says "why are you still fat?"

do not read those ads, Padt!!!!!!! <_<

Yeah, I get the big purple box that says "all you have to do is spit" Gawd, don't tell my hubby that

*snertle!* :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
:lol: :lol:

All I get are pizza ads.

Buuuuuuttttt, pizza tastes good :lol::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
I popped in for the first time in way too long, and I see this. :lol:

Good to know that nothing has changed. :) :) :)

:P

I do believe we have come full circle :rolleyes:

'sides.......we have a bunch o' new psillies.....what's old is new again!

BTW......for the newbies.............those are blue google smurfs tellin us we're too fat 'n such.

We loves tryin to change the messages!

ranger Enthusiast

I got murryed in a feva

Hotter than a pepper sprout

I've bin thinkin bout jackinof

Ever since the fire went out.............

Your old Rushin fiend,

Slutvana Pew Jacksinoff

elye Community Regular
I got murryed in a feva

Hotter than a pepper sprout

I've bin thinkin bout jackinof

Ever since the fire went out.............

:huh:

:huh:

:lol::lol:

Wow........ .that ain't Dr. Seuss....... . .. . .

Hi, Laura! :)

Um, I NEVER see anything from the Blue Googlers about spitting.... . . . . ....it is always a weight-loss company pitch, t'would seem.. .......

All right. Let's try to bring forth some erectile dysfunction advertisements.. . ...

PENIS

PEEEENISSSSS

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - -NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Just saw this wonderful, heartwarming clip about Hurricane Hazel on Rick Mercer's show:

ranger Enthusiast

I want to talk about the bidets that Nikita Toikey talks about. It doesn't only happen in the Grate and Cheesy state of Turkladistam, but also in the Showy state of Mizery. I've even seen it in "The Big Easy", San fran.

Speeking of which. Petrovich Ilya Sawyerwinskivich -Are those store baught balls? Or are they homomade?

Expirering minds want to know.

If Captain Kangaroo runs the caboose, Does He get it in the end?

What chance do our chillin have with Capiton Kangaroo, Mr(?) Rodgers, and Farmer Greengenes as thier poor hairless menters.

I do have to get a life,

Sleezen

happygirl Collaborator

Hi Em and Lisa - good to 'see' you both :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I popped in for the first time in way too long, and I see this. :lol:

Good to know that nothing has changed.

:lol: :lol: Hi Laura!

yup, pstill psilly ;)

I do believe we have come full circle :rolleyes:

'sides.......we have a bunch o' new psillies.....what's old is new again!

full circle :lol:

I got murryed in a feva

Hotter than a pepper sprout

I've bin thinkin bout jackinof

Ever since the fire went out.............

Your old Rushin fiend,

Slutvana Pew Jacksinoff

:blink:

:huh:

:lol:

Yup - not Dr. Pseuss

All right. Let's try to bring forth some erectile dysfunction advertisements.. . ...

PENIS

PEEEENISSSSS

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - -NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

gave me a snortle and was cause for a scrotem totem stack!!!!!!!! :lol:

Hey, where IS Jan-it? what is she up to? and Raychull, did we lose her also? what is going on?

:huh:

Jools :( lost to us forever, along wif Ptaum? Soozle doesn't like :(

curlyfries Contributor
Hi Em and Lisa - good to 'see' you both :)

Hey, girlfriend!

Glad you could poop in Laura....don't be such a stranger :)

elye Community Regular
Hey, where IS Jan-it? what is she up to? and Raychull, did we lose her also? what is going on?

Jools :( lost to us forever, along wif Ptaum? Soozle doesn't like :(

I know......... . ......this makes me sad, too. :(

But it's nice to see you, Soooozle! What's goin' on wif you? And Laura...... . . ..a nice poop-in!

curlyfries Contributor

Well, Em.....you didn't get Penii or ED, but you got some big a$$ long word... :blink:

.....immunograph........ :unsure:

crap

I forgot already :ph34r:

gotta find it again

Ok

immuno.....

gotta peek again

chromato....

graphic!

:huh:

curlyfries Contributor
Hey, where IS Jan-it? what is she up to?

I was just thinkin about her and when you thought of her and asked it reminded me that I was thinkin of her and forgot to ask when I wanted to ask before.....and forgot

:huh:

or....what you said :D

Is she workin with the little kiddies that stick their hands down her pants like last year? :P

jerseyangel Proficient

I was wondering where Jan-it is too! Great and psyllie minds tink alike :D

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