The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

Leighsua--you and Brian look so cute in your av, I keep meaning to tell you

Psilly! You needed to glue complimenting and/or matching beads to it, making it officially an accessory to your outfit -- like matching earrings, bracelets, etc. Along with yer ears, you've got pierced clothing!

OMG.....what was I thinking? Oh well, doesn't fit anymore, anywho.

I need an intervention to start svenning

Same me.....that's ASL for 'me too'. And fat fills in wrinkles nicely....so now I need a lot of skin tightening. Is there a sven for that?

Not caught up yet .....gotta go fix an early dinner.

Hubby going out with a friend to a HS football game. Glad to see him having a little fun. Not enough of that, lately.

back later

[elye]

- I WANT that fry up breakfast even more than I want POUTINE!!!!!!!!!

Me, too....as long as it does not involve ANY of those horrific-looking half-moons of gelatinized blood. . ...... . ....dear gawd. . . ....... . ....

looks delish..........so.........can I just scramble some eggs, cut up a tomato, use some black beans, and..........whot else? hash browns? sounds AMAZING..........want it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

...And lotsa butter. .. . . .......:drooooooool:

I mean, how handy would a terlit be in the back yard? Must figure this out.....

Man, t'would be phab. You could decorate it, hang planters from it, glue shingles on top. One or two of us could sleep in it when we descend en masse fer the Psummit (um, after drawing straws, methinks....)

[elye]

Crap, no one has mentioned the sudden drive-by Newbie sighting! Pardon us, horsegirl....or, uh....horsielover?.. .... . horse whisperer? ...Horseofcourse....canna quite remember - - but WELCOME. Have you ever eaten fried blood?

[Jestgar]

Have you ever eaten fried blood?

And how does that affect your thyroid?

[nikki-uk]

and, Padtea, here's a link on that page which tells you, when you punch in yer zip code, which doctors use Armour thyroid:

Ok, need a link to a NHS GP (got our own shortage too guys ) who actually knows how to run more than a TSH

I don't think we even have Armour in the UK

holy Lord - I WANT that fry up breakfast even more than I want POUTINE!!!!!!!!!

looks delish..........so.........can I just scramble some eggs, cut up a tomato, use some black beans, and..........whot else? hash browns? sounds AMAZING..........want it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alternatives are baked beans (do you have these??) instead of toms ....oh wait ...NO BEANS FOR SOUZHELLE (dear gaaawd...NOT if I have to share a room wiv her for the texASS summit )

....Fried bread ( ) instead of hash browns

I mean, how handy would a terlit be in the back yard? Must figure this out.....

Grew up wiv an 'outside' loo......no 'indoor' loo option

T'was Dickensian but sorted the men from the boyz on a cold dark night

(Squats wif Wolves, anyone?)

Phunny phlashback

How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house...... Same as it ever woz......

Aw Suze......Letting the days go by....let the water hold me down

We'll suss it OUT!!!....Ninja's remember????

Good hole joke Bevelle

OY...things are gittin' a bit windy round Al

[nikki-uk]

Crap, no one has mentioned the sudden drive-by Newbie sighting! Pardon us, horsegirl....or, uh....horsielover?.. .... . horse whisperer? ...Horseofcourse....canna quite remember - - but WELCOME. Have you ever eaten fried blood?

Of course...my apologies!!!

WELCOME AHorsesoul........... but why do *I* always read that user name as Ar$eh*le ???

[DingoGirl]

Crap, no one has mentioned the sudden drive-by Newbie sighting! Pardon us, horsegirl....or, uh....horsielover?.. .... . horse whisperer? ...Horseofcourse....canna quite remember - - but WELCOME. Have you ever eaten fried blood?

:lol:

but you is WRONG, Emmel, I DID address Horsey!!! <see my last post>

And how does that affect your thyroid?

maybe pig's blood would help things? am using dessicated pig thyroid, forpete'ssake....

just found out I have fiddy-five dollars of credit on Boden for the refer-a-friend catalog......

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are there any of you who do NOT receive Boden catalogue? need yer addresses - STAT!!

I get $5 credit for every referral I send......

are any sillies already receiving Boden? let me know

[jerseyangel]

...NO BEANS FOR SOUZHELLE (dear gaaawd...NOT if I have to share a room wiv her for the texASS summit )

Youse two would phind yerselves bunking in the outdoor terlit

Grew up wiv an 'outside' loo......no 'indoor' loo option

T'was Dickensian but sorted the men from the boyz on a cold dark night

I remember this phact!! Hee!! 'Sorted the men from the boyz' --I bet it did

OY...things are gittin' a bit windy round Al

Uh-oh Sounds like it's coming..... Damn fool teacher

[jerseyangel]

Are there any of you who do NOT receive Boden catalogue? need yer addresses - STAT!!

What is the catalogue that you speak of? Shopping I know nothing about???

Spill!

[DingoGirl]

Alternatives are baked beans (do you have these??) instead of toms ....oh wait ...NO BEANS FOR SOUZHELLE (dear gaaawd...NOT if I have to share a room wiv her for the texASS summit )

....Fried bread ( ) instead of hash browns

'

gahhhhhhh!!! how did I miss this the foist time? :lol: Souzhelle CAN deal wiv small quantities of beans........and only occasionally. 'tis true.

did I ever tell you guys about my weird CELIAC grandma spendin' the night at me house, when I was widdle? she'd sleep in my room, in other twin bed.........and phhhhhhhhhhhhharrrrrrrrttttt all night........

I remember just thinking........."well, I guess old peeps phart a lot"

WELCOME AHorsesoul........... but why do *I* always read that user name as Ar$eh*le ???

OMG - did she do this to us on POIPOSE??????? I read it the same way :lol:

What is the catalogue that you speak of? Shopping I know nothing about???

Spill!

OMG - I WILL send yer new address to Boden, Padt - I think I gots it? yes......I do......somewhere......

but if ya all gets an email from me axing fer yer addresses, it's because of Boden credit

Padt - go to Bodenusa.com - you'll LOVE their stuff!!! <'tis a British company - lots of comfy cottons, good quality stuff - NOT that cheap - I buy during half-off sales, but teh stuff wears well>

more later, sills!!!!!!!!

[celiac-mommy]

just found out I have fiddy-five dollars of credit on Boden for the refer-a-friend catalog......

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are there any of you who do NOT receive Boden catalogue? need yer addresses - STAT!!

I get $5 credit for every referral I send......

are any sillies already receiving Boden? let me know

I just placed my 1st order there on Wednesday! My bff buys all her stuff there and I was mad at the hubby for telling me no more babies and no dog that I waited till he went to bed and spent more than $200--not hard to do--I LOURVE their stuff!!

[elye]

Of course...my apologies!!!

WELCOME AHorsesoul........... but why do *I* always read that user name as Ar$eh*le ???

HAH! I read it as Areshole, too. . . ..... . . . ..but I am certain that our newbie is nuttin' of the kind..........um, but why has she not returned?.. . . . .....

Whot is this Boden thang? Is it accessible in Canada? Likely not - -we gets no phun stuff.... . . .....

Heading out now to see "Cloudy, With a Chance of Meatballs' wif family... . ....

[curlyfries]

Saw some quotes about fried blood and fry up?......and realized I'd missed about a page or so......soooooo....backtracking a bit.

Anyhoo - we should match up symptoms - here are Tel's:

Always cold....yes

Dry flakey skin ......no.....and face is actually quite oily.....thought menopause would fix that

Heart palpitations....yes

Headaches.....usually only when me back\neck hurts

Tiredness......yes, but has improved w/weight loss &/or change in diet....don't know which is responsible

Low temp in morn......all day, methinks, but only by a degree or less

Depression (not sure if this goes under this umbrella?? https://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_unsure.png alt=':unsure:'> ) ....Not overly so, but I have my moments

TSH is the only test that ever gets done ...and is always 'normal' (whatever that is ) .......I've had half my thyroid removed, so had some test or other twice since....always normal

Also, I notice that Tel's symptoms do seem to wax and wane..... but they always get worse as winter sets in .....winter is the worst ....course i was never meant to be a snow bunny....brrrrrr

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[curlyfries]

Did I tell you we're getting free dance lessons?

Touching up our west coast swing and learning country two-step.

Every Thursday night.

Such kindness brings tears to me eyes!

Dancing gives me moments of such delightful happiness!

Sunday is DD's baby shower. It was supposed to be a surprise, but hubby spilled the beans, so she must act surprised.

Me SIL is giving the shower, and she wanted to surprise me by having safe food, so she enlisted her sis for the job, since she has fixed me one gluten-free dinner in the past. So enlisted sis googles for information and freaks out.....scared she's gonna poison me. So she calls me. Now I have to act surprised too

BUT.....I have to miss most of dance club because of the shower

[curlyfries]

PTAUGHMNUSS!!!!!

I found you!!!

[Jestgar]

I just placed my 1st order there on Wednesday! My bff buys all her stuff there and I was mad at the hubby for telling me no more babies and no dog that I waited till he went to bed and spent more than $200--not hard to do--I LOURVE their stuff!!

:huh:

I believe, ultimately, you have the final say on the bebes. His only call is who's they are...

[curlyfries]

PTAUGHMNUSS!!!!!

I found you!!!

Did I scare him away?

[Darn210]

:huh:

I believe, ultimately, you have the final say on the bebes. His only call is who's they are...

Lisa!!! Lurve the idea of painting the terlit and hiding it in plain site!!!

All this fried blood talk . . . I must resurrect an old thread.

[ranger]

There are so many posts. So much has occurred. I cannot begin to comment on all this stuff. In the inner part of my innerest parts, I am confused by all of this. I don't hate docs, but they are SO STUPID! Went to one today.

So, I thaught I'd rite a book. Titled " Sarah Offinger And Her Seven Starving Offspring". It is about 7 women who can't eat Wheat., but can drink potatoe vodka. One of them, Sarah, ends up being brutally raped and beaten in a cheap motel outside of The Big Easy, on the shores of Lake Ponchetrain, Washington. She had drunk massive amounts of potatoe vodka, several plates of fried breakfast, and met a man of debilitations.

Damn, nobody's been funny! Need phunny!

Rabitt goes to the dentist to get a tooth pulled . Dentist asked him "do you want novacaine?" He sayes " No, I'm an ether bunny".

Why do blondes drive 68 mph? Because, if they drive 69, they bl0ow a rod!

Did you know Mark Twain had a bro? His name was Chew- Chew.

Good Nite,

Sarah Offinger

[flourgirl]

Hi all. Lots to catch up on again. Psuess....I think I owe you an apoplogy.....You scared me so much talking about eating poison anyway since you pheel so bad. Glad you didn't really mean it. I came across as cross and preachy....was really jusst consern...honist.

Talk about bloody phood....uk! Nothing to add there.

Like the idea of hiding the outhouse by decorating it as a tree! Think you could convince them that they planted it there? I have never heard about not pee-ing in the outhouse. What did one do on freezing frosty snaughy nights? Skwat outside and freeze yerselph onto the ground? Oh how lurvly is INdoor plumbing!

So glad to hear that Lyle is doing better. Bad teefs can poison a whole body. Not surprized that us'ns are res-skewers of poor homeless babbies! They give so much more love than you give them.

Lee-zaer is DANCIN' ....yayyyyy!!!

Thyroid talk.......mine was always hyper (borderline)....but I was still always cold, low temp, low blood pressure.....not a lot of sense to it all. Lots of energy and always on the go! When I started the gluten-free diet, I am no longer hyperthyroid.....but pheel even colder all of the time. Still low temp and low blood pressure. My doc. offers no opinions on any of this. I'm overdue to go back.....but got so sick of dr. appts. I refused to reschedule for a while. I'm of vacation from the medical proffessionals! Maybe I ought to be doing some reading about the thyroid. All of my sisters are hypo......You guys always give me things to think about.

I think I saw Tickle Tawwwwmmm down there. WAVE...Hey there!

[Darn210]

Like the idea of hiding the outhouse by decorating it as a tree! Think you could convince them that they planted it there?

Yes, I've been giving this some thought . . . make sure it's in the yard somewhere and not in the driveway . . . and be sure to put some mulch around it . . . twould be more convincing.

[curlyfries]

:whispervoice:

High Ptaum!

[jerseyangel]

Did I tell you we're getting free dance lessons?

Touching up our west coast swing and learning country two-step.

Every Thursday night.

Such kindness brings tears to me eyes!

Dancing gives me moments of such delightful happiness!

So good to hear Our own lil Ms Twinkletoes!

Sounds like so much phun--and such wonderful peeps, too.

[jerseyangel]

I guess I missed Pataughmn.....musta been a quick quiet poop in

Ranger Sooleska--totally phunny post, as per use-u-al

[elye]

And now Ptaoughmghmnuss has left the building, as I arrive........ . . sorry I missed ya, T!

Yes, I've been giving this some thought . . . make sure it's in the yard somewhere and not in the driveway . . . and be sure to put some mulch around it . . .

....And hang a tire swing from it.....nestle a couple o' hornet nests within the leaves. . . . .....gads, might be quite the experience attempting to get into this clandestine outhouse, or out of it .. ..... .. ...feets get movin'!..... .... ....

Saw the strange animated film Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. Um, you can all pass on it. Not particularly interesting nor humourous....even the young kids there seemed underwhelmed.

Damn. I KNEW we should have gone into the next theatre and taken in The Informant. Poop.