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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Going back to read Em's link....I do know Armour is NOT licensed in the UK (so NHS docs cannot prescribe)

Hmmm....dunno if the Commonwealth Canada shares in this lack of licensing for Armour....must check......

Ha! Wiki tells me that we have a dessicated thyroid porcine powder med available....it is not Armour. It is called.. . . .......are you ready?. . . . ......

Thyroid.

:lol:

How very Canadian. It has not been named Pork-thy, or Robert, or Earl. . .........

Lord, no. Too creative, too outside the box.....may offend. . . .......play it safe.

Call the drug THYROID>

:lol:

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

n694974208_1070335_2785.webp

did this work? I don't know what in hell I did

:unsure:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted
Too Cute!!!!! What kind of pooch is that??

It's a Cotonjolie--I've done massive amounts of research and this one seems to be the best fit for us. I still really want a rescue/shelter pup though, so we'll see. These little guys are a bit spendy :rolleyes:

JoDog

Is that like-it's not my dog it's jo-dog? Like what do you call cheese that's not yours?? Nacho-cheese :lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
n694974208_1070335_2785.webp

did this work? I don't know what in hell I did

:unsure:

:angry:

trying again

n694974208_1070335_2785.webp

am FUUUUUUUUUUUURIOUS because that thing I just "copied" has all the exact same damned letters as the one above it, which I have quoted from my previous post, and nothing shows up - it's just invisible :unsure:

:angry:

:lol:

so - I right-clicked on my poison oak photo :lol: and LEFT-CLICKED on COPY IMAGE....then clicked the little box between the two plusses....and.........hit control-V -

<head hits keyboard>

:blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:angry:

:angry:

:angry:

I must go recline on the divan and have a glass of wine now.

:blink:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Suze - What browser didja say you have?

oh hai, Jan-it :huh:

I have Mozilla.....

but........have lost all will to live at this point :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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:angry:

trying again

n694974208_1070335_2785.webp

am FUUUUUUUUUUUURIOUS because that thing I just "copied" has all the exact same damned letters as the one above it, which I have quoted from my previous post, and nothing shows up - it's just invisible :unsure:

:angry:

Hmmmmmm

(there were 2 http://'s)

so - I right-clicked on my poison oak photo :lol: and LEFT-CLICKED on COPY IMAGE....

AHA!!

Copy Image copies the entire actual pic (a big thing).

Copy Image Location (or url or .. .. .etc) copies just the directions to get to the pic (a small thing).

Kinda like the difference betw an actual house & just a post-it w/ the address of the house on it.

;)

Wasn't it Moz's Firefox that uses Copy Image Location terminology?

<head hits keyboard>

:lol:

Good luck ytrewq-face!

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tom Contributor
tom
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Yikes! :o

Didn't know WHAT I was bringing in by dropping that extree http bit.

Tell me when I can UNfix it :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I paint a bad picture but he really is a loverly man :P

This is the place to paint cuz loverly or not, we're gonna make fun of him. If he doesn't like it he can join up and make fun of us right back. :P :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Ok, so this is how I normally sit in chairs (without the hand thing)istockphoto_6297767-girl-doing-yoga-lotus-position.webp

With my left leg on top. Turns out that my right leg is tightened up because it doesn't get the stretch and it's throwing my whole body out of whack so I'm trying to sit with my right leg on top. It's quite a bit stiffer so I've got my right foot tucked into the arm of the chair to try to keep it on top. Very difficult.

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celiac-mommy
Posted
This is the place to paint cuz loverly or not, we're gonna make fun of him. If he doesn't like it he can join up and make fun of us right back. :P :P

Sounds good to me!! :D

With my left leg on top. Turns out that my right leg is tightened up because it doesn't get the stretch and it's throwing my whole body out of whack so I'm trying to sit with my right leg on top. It's quite a bit stiffer so I've got my right foot tucked into the arm of the chair to try to keep it on top. Very difficult.

My gramms sits in her chair all morning with her right ankle tucked under her left leg. Now her right ankle is about half the size as her left ankle :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
It's a Cotonjolie--I've done massive amounts of research and this one seems to be the best fit for us. I still really want a rescue/shelter pup though, so we'll see. These little guys are a bit spendy :rolleyes:

Ra-shyellle! My good friend has a coton -- he is a beautiful little dog -- smart, obedient, loves her 11 year-old boy.....and no hair coming off in clumps. :)

Ok, so this is how I normally sit in chairs (without the hand thing)

With my left leg on top. Turns out that my right leg is tightened up because it doesn't get the stretch and it's throwing my whole body out of whack so I'm trying to sit with my right leg on top. It's quite a bit stiffer so I've got my right foot tucked into the arm of the chair to try to keep it on top. Very difficult.

Sounds very like your right hip-flexor is too tight. When this little muscle doesn't get lengthened, it can wreak havoc on one's entire core. Ya need to stretch that baby out, Jyessss, and often.

Here is the best stretch for tight hip flexors. It can be quite an aggressive stance, so do not lean back too much until you have stretched it regularly for a while:

Your body will look JUST like hers after about a week...honest....

flex11.webp

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Knees can't really take being knelt on....

I usually sit in a chair and bring my ankle to my forehead, or put my knee and ankle up on a table and lean forward.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
I have him already pick'd out ;)

cotonstar_02a.webp

Fergot t'say - yah, get one of those. Then move closer to Seattle so I can come and visit.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Suzee!! You had it!!! Just check to make sure you don't get two http's at the begining.

Ray, I have never heard of a cotonjolie . . . I must go google.

Jess . . . I can't kneel either. Thought it was just me. Doc says I have genetically poor knees/cartlige. Are we related?

ToeMass . . . look what you started!!!!

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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I am so lost and all alone. I'm glad Al is OK. Other than that, I have told you that I am computer illigitimate And, I have a pee-brain, which means that all you url's and pbc's have only severally depressed me. I want to be as brilliant as the rest of you, but am not. I so want hurling pumkins, but am clueless.

I went to the Doc yesterday. Me BP was 140/90. My FBS was 38 one day last week. All I wanted was new scripts- 90 days instead of 30 days to save some $$. She rote me script for 1/2 the BP meds and upped my BS meds. That could actually kill me. She's fired!

Can I be funny tonight? No. But, I actually like this line:

KITE EATING TREES

It has hard sounds with truth. I like hard sounds with truth. All I got.

N. Ablerer

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted
<snort>

Although that's a good idea--I could have a lady's and a men's room fer the summit B) No waiting! :P

You'd have one for women and one for men.....is the one in the middle for people who aren't sure?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Hmmmmmm

(there were 2 http://'s)

AHA!!

Copy Image copies the entire actual pic (a big thing).

Copy Image Location (or url or .. .. .etc) copies just the directions to get to the pic (a small thing).

Kinda like the difference betw an actual house & just a post-it w/ the address of the house on it.

;)

Wasn't it Moz's Firefox that uses Copy Image Location terminology?

Good luck ytrewq-face!

:o:o:o

OMG - PTaum fixes my thing and - then all of the sudden my GIGANTIC poison oak arm shows up (which got to TWICE that size, and was the TRIGGER of my c. diff which was the TRIGGER of my Celiac - - do youse guys SEE why I Ptaum put that up here? :lol:

But PtaumAss, please to tell, what is the name you have called me :unsure:

sounds like yer gettin' part of yer brain back! :)

and so.........PTAUM!!!! do I want to post the WHOLE picture or just the post-it note?? TELL ME BEFORE I GO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Yikes! :o

Didn't know WHAT I was bringing in by dropping that extree http bit.

Tell me when I can UNfix it :lol:

:unsure:

Rachelle - cute widdle cotton puppy!!!!! :wub:

Suzee!! You had it!!! Just check to make sure you don't get two http's at the begining.

Ray, I have never heard of a cotonjolie . . . I must go google.

Jess . . . I can't kneel either. Thought it was just me. Doc says I have genetically poor knees/cartlige. Are we related?

ToeMass . . . look what you started!!!!

I believe 'twas POETER who started the whole thing :lol:

but if Rachelle doesn't tell us how to post the green BARPHING buy, I am sooooooo outta here - FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I am so lost and all alone. I'm glad Al is OK. Other than that, I have told you that I am computer illigitimate And, I have a pee-brain, which means that all you url's and pbc's have only severally depressed me. I want to be as brilliant as the rest of you, but am not. I so want hurling pumkins, but am clueless.

I went to the Doc yesterday. Me BP was 140/90. My FBS was 38 one day last week. All I wanted was new scripts- 90 days instead of 30 days to save some $$. She rote me script for 1/2 the BP meds and upped my BS meds. That could actually kill me. She's fired!

Can I be funny tonight? No. But, I actually like this line:

KITE EATING TREES

It has hard sounds with truth. I like hard sounds with truth. All I got.

N. Ablerer

:unsure:

is you okay, Slugdoba? yer doctor sounds worse than mine :angry:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

am going to try this again.....my beautiful Weez sunning herself the other day :wub:

(better see if it works before I post the damn WUB faces <_< )

:lol:

annnnnnnnnnnnndddd - -

WHOT? it didn't offer me the options to copy image (just "copy") in microsoft office picture manager?????? :angry:

oh, we are STILL not friends, this evil technology and I <_<

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted
Fergot t'say - yah, get one of those. Then move closer to Seattle so I can come and visit.

I'll let you know in the next 2 weeks ;)

I'm off, must go shower before going home <_< 2 of my patients today had swine flu and all the gowns, gloves and masks in the world can't make me feel like this crap isn't stuck in my hair barfje4.gif

Must quicky vent about the loverly hubby-been trying to get him to work out, eat better and lose some weight for YEARS, I mean, if I can lose 100# in 2 years, he can certainly do that as well (probably needed to lose 70-80...) Anywho, he would say I was crazy for eating like a rabbit and I was crazy to like running, weeellllll, August 2nd he decides he's going to take up running and eat better to try to lose some weight (cuz a guy at work told him he should <_< ). 1.5 months later and the guy has lost 50# (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and is trail running 10 miles tomorrow-cuz it sounded like fun <_<<_< OK, marathon training for me--took 4 months before I could run 10 miles. WTF?? Really happy for him and proud of him and all, but can't help but feel a little jealous. Plus, with all this talk of moving, I've been stress eating and am up 5 flippin pounds-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OK, off to wash off the day ;):D

GAAAWWWDD I love that barf guy!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Holy Toledo!!! :o I go out fer a while and come back to 2 1/2 pages of sillie!! :lol:

Suz--my gawd....yer poison oak!! :o:o Are you able to copy pics yet? I do ok wif emoticons but I got lots of "not allowed" when I tried to put up pics earlier. Vey confusing......

Rach-l.....that is the cutest dog! I've always had cats, but since I'm highly allergic :lol: , I've been pseriously thinking about a puppy. I could take one o' those in a minute.

Had wine wif dinner--pheeling tipsy B) I love wine :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted
but if Rachelle doesn't tell us how to post the green BARPHING buy, I am sooooooo outta here - FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

OK, one more

Right click over the picture, click copy, paste it into your reply making sure the site ends in jpg, gif, etc (for pics)--if it doesn't, erase everything after the "jpg" "gif" etc, also make sure the website is only listed once, for some reason sometimes it is duplicated- now hit "preview post" does it show up? If not, try typing at the end--preview post again, did it work this time? I've had to fiddle with websites a bunch just to make one post. I randomly found the little blue barfer and it worked the first time-isn't he cute :P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Must quicky vent about the loverly hubby-been trying to get him to work out, eat better and lose some weight for YEARS, I mean, if I can lose 100# in 2 years, he can certainly do that as well (probably needed to lose 70-80...) Anywho, he would say I was crazy for eating like a rabbit and I was crazy to like running, weeellllll, August 2nd he decides he's going to take up running and eat better to try to lose some weight (cuz a guy at work told him he should <_< ). 1.5 months later and the guy has lost 50# (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and is trail running 10 miles tomorrow-cuz it sounded like fun <_<<_< OK, marathon training for me--took 4 months before I could run 10 miles. WTF?? Really happy for him and proud of him and all, but can't help but feel a little jealous. Plus, with all this talk of moving, I've been stress eating and am up 5 flippin pounds-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

That just ain't right.....took me about a year to lose 50#! <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

It's taken me 6 freaking weeks to lose 10 pounds. It's like pulling teef! :angry::lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Really, that's pretty good, Pattay! I averaged about a pound a week.

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