The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

Good Phriday evenin' all

Already had me wine wif dinner

Sorry bout the glutening, Slavinska Hope it doesn't last long.

Judith--crapola going on over there fer sure! You are not stuck wif her--we have had to fire two realtors and it can be done. Unfortunate, but sometimes circumstances call fer it. We have a phab guy in PA--anytime you want I'll make a fone call

Who mentioned Phastphorward? Slavinska? Mark and I are so hooked, too. He isn't a big TV watcher (unlike moi ), and he really likes PhPh. <----Hee! PhPh....get it?

Soozle!!! Deux parts!! Missed you! Speaking of Philly and sillie spelling.....their baseball team mascot is called the Philly Phanatic! Spelled just like that Gotta love it

George Carlin.....we saw him live on stage back in the 70's. Phunny guy

So nice to see a phlurry of posts here tonight

[jerseyangel]

PeOter....where are you???? I wanna know how you got that cute cat/moon thingy in yer signiture

I want a cute thingy in me sig......

[psawyer]

I am here, not over the moon. Jacquie has collected dozens of small phunny images onto our photobucket page. The cat on the moon is just one of them. I put a link using the

We started on a big makeover at the store today. Most of it is now done. We moved over seventy feet of shelf space and rebuilt two 8-foot units of racking. There are two now-empty six-foot shelf units to rework tomorrow.

[jerseyangel]

Hee!! Look at me sig

[elye]

'Mornin', Peepies!

headin' out fer a run.. . . ....got lots to quote after the phlurry of posts last eve....

Charles is proving to be a marvelous runner. He was an insane puller on the leash, rather unsure and a bit frightened (likely never been ON a leash whilst in heinous apartment ), but with that brilliant, intuitive poodle mind, he has caught on in a couple of days and now walks or trots beside Elsie, in Gus's spot. .......but a bit , too... . . ....

Be back!

[flourgirl]

Whut in the heck WAS that?????

[nikki-uk]

'Mornin', Peepies!

headin' out fer a run.. . . ....got lots to quote after the phlurry of posts last eve....

Charles is proving to be a marvelous runner. He was an insane puller on the leash, rather unsure and a bit frightened (likely never been ON a leash whilst in heinous apartment ), but with that brilliant, intuitive poodle mind, he has caught on in a couple of days and now walks or trots beside Elsie, in Gus's spot. .......but a bit , too... . . ....

Be back!

This is so sweet Em ....but obviously slightly tempered by missing Gus {{{hugs}}}

Whut in the heck WAS that?????

I dunno T - but he's veeerrry flexible

[JNBunnie1]

I dunno T - but he's veeerrry flexible

Seriously creepifying.

[elye]

I dunno T - but he's veeerrry flexible

Seriously creepifying.

I canna open this! But whot in hell .. . . ......a creepy, flexible man. . ........

Richard Simmons??

Um, well, he's creepy. . ...... . ..and active....dunno about flexible.... . ...

Trying to picture RS's body contorting, flipping, legs behind head. . . ....

Um. ..... . ...if that's what this youtube clip features, I believe that there is a sound reason for me not being able to view it... . .....I would never be prepared for this..... . .. ...

[ranger]

Got nuttin. Still sick from yesterdays glutening, but didn't smoke. Nuttin funny today. How ya all doing?

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[curlyfries]

Got nuttin. Still sick from yesterdays glutening, but didn't smoke. Nuttin funny today. How ya all doing?

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Mourning the inevitability that I will have to go back to just meat and veggies.............no sauces, pasta, grains, sugars in any form

I think I can keep me cheese, though

[jerseyangel]

Argh Leishgh.....sorry you can't keep the phoods Cheese is good, though

Hee! Sills--I used the saying "how in hell" today, only I said HIH! I just love it when me sillie comes out in the real world

It's a dreary, rainy day here.....me hair is beyond phrizzy! Pseriously considering having it straightened again Betwix the humidity and now the drizzleys, I'm at me wits end wif this mop!

[jerseyangel]

Sil-lies....I'm all alone here talkin to meselph

[JNBunnie1]

Sil-lies....I'm all alone here talkin to meselph

Here I am!!!! We just went to a chocolate shop that's all gluten and dairy free and organic. The chocolate is HEAVEN. We got a whole pound of assorted handmade for only 20 bucks. I also picked up a stainless steel cookie sheet at the mall.

We're about to go check out a band that my boyfriend's friend is in. I might even have a glass of wine!!!

[jerseyangel]

Here I am!!!! We just went to a chocolate shop that's all gluten and dairy free and organic. The chocolate is HEAVEN. We got a whole pound of assorted handmade for only 20 bucks. I also picked up a stainless steel cookie sheet at the mall.

We're about to go check out a band that my boyfriend's friend is in. I might even have a glass of wine!!!

Have phun tonight, Bunnie and definately have some wine It's good fer what ails ya

That chocolate sounds amazing.....a whole gluten-free/dairy free chocolate shop--wow!

[JNBunnie1]

Have phun tonight, Bunnie and definately have some wine It's good fer what ails ya

That chocolate sounds amazing.....a whole gluten-free/dairy free chocolate shop--wow!

Yeah, with gluten/dairy free soft serve ice cream and gluten-free cones to boot! So far I've had a toffee crumble-coated chocolate disc, vanilla soft serve, and a chambord flavored caramel truffle. I'm sort of floating..... If there's any wine tonight, it'll be red.....

[Jestgar]

I went shopping

and shopping

_{and shopping}

:ph34r:

[jerseyangel]

I went shopping

and shopping

_{and shopping}

:ph34r:

Whadidja get?

[Jestgar]

wellll

3 t-shirts (very cute, bright colors), two button up shirts, a couple bras (boobs no longer at waistline - yay!), 3 pr comfy jammie type bottoms, heated mattress pad (wanted one for years), thingy for my computer, stuff from costco....

maybe that's it.

Only took, oh, 7 hours or so. Looking forward to a shower and snuggling into my pre-warmed bed.

and chicken feed

[jerseyangel]

wellll

3 t-shirts (very cute, bright colors), two button up shirts, a couple bras (boobs no longer at waistline - yay!), 3 pr comfy jammie type bottoms, heated mattress pad (wanted one for years), thingy for my computer, stuff from costco....

maybe that's it.

Only took, oh, 7 hours or so. Looking forward to a shower and snuggling into my pre-warmed bed.

and chicken feed

Sounds like ya shopped till ya dropped The warmed bed sounds dreamy

[flourgirl]

Oooohhhh heated mattress pad! Now there's something that's worth shopping for!

Beautiful day yesterday!!! Sunshiny, warm and calm. Wouldn't you know I'd spend it inside. BUT....was a great dry day for carpet shampooing, window washing, cleaning bare floors. Shoulda given the cat a bath but didn't. Kranked up Blood, Sweat & Tears....and then Huey Louis! Great motivational music. Wish we could all have more days like the day I had yesterday. Used to have lots of those.....hoping for many more. BTW.....Peaches did not appreciate my choice of music.....I love the brass in the background...but she does not. Otherwise, she likes our music....

My great "cricket hunter" also did not appreciate my vacuuming up all of the dismembered parts.....lets, heads.....appendage-less bodies....that she had scattered through-out the house

Off to woik.....y'all have a sun-shiny day today!

[Jestgar]

My great "cricket hunter" also did not appreciate my vacuuming up all of the dismembered parts.....lets, heads.....appendage-less bodies....that she had scattered through-out the house

Off to woik.....y'all have a sun-shiny day today!

Bah!

Now she'll have to go get more.

[elye]

G'Day, Psillies!

One o' me fave Peanuts strips:

[nikki-uk]

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in.. ...the forumless abyss for a while there!!!!!!

_{<hold me!...SCARED!>}

I couldn't get on the site all day??

HIH?

Mourning the inevitability that I will have to go back to just meat and veggies.............no sauces, pasta, grains, sugars in any form

I think I can keep me cheese, though

What??? ...why??....what's going ON over there Leese?????????

But cheese IS good- no doubt about that!

It's a dreary, rainy day here.....me hair is beyond phrizzy! Pseriously considering having it straightened again Betwix the humidity and now the drizzleys, I'm at me wits end wif this mop!

Somehow I gain strength from the fact that someone, somewhere else in the world is having the same struggles as I

Pseriously PadT, you don't get much more damp than England.... and I (beaten down by Decades of wrestling) decided to go with it.

My advice to you Paddeigh is ...... Be the curl, live as one

Yeah, with gluten/dairy free soft serve ice cream and gluten-free cones to boot! So far I've had a toffee crumble-coated chocolate disc, vanilla soft serve, and a chambord flavored caramel truffle. I'm sort of floating..... If there's any wine tonight, it'll be red.....

GADS!!!... somebody stop her!!!

wellll

3 t-shirts (very cute, bright colors)

T'is good!

two button up shirts

Nodding head in approval...

a couple bras (boobs no longer at waistline - yay!)

Wistfully wishing mine were BIG enough to hang to me waist

heated mattress pad (wanted one for years)

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Backtracking....

A heated mattress pad you say?!?!?!

OMG!!!!!!..... I have heated mattress pad ENVY!!!!!!!!!!!!

For now, I have the cats to do my pre warming

BUT....was a great dry day for carpet shampooing

Any lone Dingo thoughts????

My great "cricket hunter" also did not appreciate my vacuuming up all of the dismembered parts.....lets, heads.....appendage-less bodies....that she had scattered through-out the house

I have a great 'spider hunter' who does the same thing!!!

Must go shopping tomorrow!..... for the brightest, most garish ensmble I can find!!!!!!

...... this month in the UK is 'breast cancer aware month'. My gym is having a charity day where you HAVE to wear something pink. (and you donate for the honoUr)

I'm thinking fluorescent pink tights (pantyhose) with leg warmers and shorts (it's ok!!..I'll have tights on!! )...maybe a pink tutu!!

Too much???

EMMEL!!!!!!!!! LOVE the 'peanuts' strip.

As a kid, the first page I'd turn to in the newspaper was the cartoons to read this!!!!!!!!! ♥ (also had a toy Snoopy for waaay too long )

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday peeps!!!

T'is evening here, and the weather has definitely turned ..... nights drawing in......

[Mtndog]

Happy Sunday- just pooped in to see Charles Barkless or Sir Charles. He's a beauty and he is SO lucky to have a GREAT new family!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub:

I think Angus needs a phriend ( a wittle or big furry fuzzy canine friend)