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Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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GAH!!! It was a cartoon!! sorry - can't watch it - - - :ph34r:hate cartoons... but for you, our fearless teenager in the middle of adult juvenile WACKINESS, I will try.

You don't have too, but it's HILARIOUS. And i'm really not fearless. I'm afraid of cockaroaches and getting caught reading in the middle of school. And... uh... apologizing. It's really freaky, but i'm afraid of apologizing face-to-face to ANYONE. No, really. I've been trying to apoligize to this guy for a year now. :embarrased: I've known him since sixth grade...

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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You don't have too, but it's HILARIOUS. And i'm really not fearless. I'm afraid of cockaroaches and getting caught reading in the middle of school. And... uh... apologizing. It's really freaky, but i'm afraid of apologizing face-to-face to ANYONE. No, really. I've been trying to apoligize to this guy for a year now. :embarrased: I've known him since sixth grade...

hmmmmm......afraid of apologizing. Are you afraid, perhaps, it will make you appear weak? because....it won't. :) I think one of the greatest human traits is to admit wrong.....and it is a courageous thing to do, not weak....er, in case that's what you're thinking. :huh:

here's a silly!

A sweet grandmother telephoned St Joseph Hospital. She timidly asked,"Is

It possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and

Room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room

302."

The Operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her

Nurse." After a few minutes the Operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good

News. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood

Pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her

Physician,

Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried!

God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me poop."

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me poop."

:lol: I could see that one coming!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Bev, who is the handsome feller, or girl, in your avatar, I think I am in love :wub:

That is Angus--he's my cyber puppy :)

You should see his "baby picture"--from when Bev first got him--so adorable :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Man it looks like I have been busy today! Am I in other threads?

HI JUDY!!!!!! The wedding is November 3rd. I am hoping to make it to Cape May either Sunday night or Monday morning. If you are still there we can try and get a gluten free dinner somewhere :) I am hoping to see the houses all decorated for the holidays.

Patti- Just let me know when the party is I'll be there :)

HI ALL OTHER LUNITICS......... :lol: WHAT A WELCOME...............

I WENT TO HAVE DINNER AND CAME BACK UP TO CK COMPUTER AND............21 EMAILS ALERTS.

OH MY...........AND I WAS TRYING TO CUT NOT ADD TO MY COMPTUER TIME :lol:

AMANDA.........SHOOT.........I'M GOING TO MISS YOU. WE WERE STAYING TILL tUES BUT NOW HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY ON SUNDAY AM AS JIM JUST GOT A JOURNALING CLASS BOOKING SO WE HAVE TO CUT IT SHORT..............BUT........................WE'LL MET AT PATTI'S................ :lol:

MAYBE WE SHOULD OFFER TO HELP MOVE HER IN AS A WELCOME TO PA... :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Off to start catching up & the inevitable resisting of commenting on funnybiz that's to many pages back to be relevant.

What do you mean NOT relevant? :angry:

Plus, we're only talking a couple of hours ago. I brought up dangling participles . . . how long ago was that?!?

:o You mean you've hijacked Amanda and Danny w/ tiny troll into other threads? oh dear...:lol:

Man it looks like I have been busy today! Am I in other threads?

You are in EVERY thread I've ever posted in!!!! Including the one about . . . hmmm, what would be a good thread to make up . . . the one about nose-pickers and feet-smellers! Just do a search, I'm sure you'll find it.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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MAYBE WE SHOULD OFFER TO HELP MOVE HER IN AS A WELCOME TO PA... :lol:

Careful--I'll hold you to that! :lol:

I'm supposed to be getting ready for this thing, and I keep escaping here B) Head in the sand, anyone? :ph34r:

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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HA THE B) HEAD IN THE SAND................MINE WOULD BE THERE TOO.

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SMILE/LAUGH?

i ONLY HAVE ONE FREE ARM TO CARRY AS THE OTHER HAS THE CANE.........BUT MAYBE I COULD LEARN TO BALANCE YOUR 'CHINA' ON MY HEAD.............. ;):lol::ph34r: IF YOUR INSURANCE WOULD COVER BREAKAGE..................... :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Okay...Judy needs a part in our parade, guys. Judy, can you twirl your cane like a baton? We've got this Yeti, see, and...then, Chuck Norris is with Danny, Wegman's CEO, in our Care Bears Float, and some retrofitted machine-guns, and Charlton Heston T-bagging MJ......

So, a cane-twirler is obviously needed. Unless that would be a bit silly. We certainly wouldn't want that.

:lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol: I could see that one coming!

such a smarty-smart. :P

That is Angus--he's my cyber puppy :)

what? YOUR cyber puppy? why he belongs to my girls, here! they fight over him....... ;)

Careful--I'll hold you to that! :lol:

I'm supposed to be getting ready for this thing, and I keep escaping here B) Head in the sand, anyone? :ph34r:

Um, more than half the day, I'd say? :ph34r: I th ink I'm having a mid-life crisis. harrumph. (not even the energy to capitalize and bold the letters and insert angry face)

i ONLY HAVE ONE FREE ARM TO CARRY AS THE OTHER HAS THE CANE.........BUT MAYBE I COULD LEARN TO BALANCE YOUR 'CHINA' ON MY HEAD.............. ;):lol::ph34r: IF YOUR INSURANCE WOULD COVER BREAKAGE..................... :lol:

JUDY YOU LUNATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You found us, you're in the right place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let the wild rumpus begin!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
Okay...Judy needs a part in our parade, guys. Judy, can you twirl your cane like a baton? We've got this Yeti, see, and...then, Chuck Norris is with Danny, Wegman's CEO, in our Care Bears Float, and some retrofitted machine-guns, and Charlton Heston T-bagging MJ......

So, a cane-twirler is obviously needed. Unless that would be a bit silly. We certainly wouldn't want that.

:lol::lol:

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol:

silly? no not that!!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Let the wild rumpus begin!

:lol:

Susie said RUMPus . . . :lol::lol::lol:

OK, that was the first time I did that . . ." so-n-so said" thing . . . Did I do that right? Was there suppose to be quotes or anything? Emoticons? No Emoticons?

Feedback? Anyone?

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Susie said RUMPus . . . :lol::lol::lol:

OK, that was the first time I did that . . ." so-n-so said" thing . . . Did I do that right? Was there suppose to be quotes or anything? Emoticons? No Emoticons?

Feedback? Anyone?

:lol:

You mean quoting someone?

That was an expert execution of the quote action. You get a standing ovation!!!

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Well, I would be a baton twirler if I wasn't so buzy shooting carebears and Michael Jackson in a chicken suit on a dunking platform with chocolates and EVIL MARSHMELLOWS OF DOOM. (And I might not be on much in the next... *looks at calander* three or four days because I've got a Speech and debate tournament on saturday and have two debate cases to write. And a Humorous Interp. And boards to work on for my Celiac speech. All in three days! *panic*

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Well, I would be a baton twirler if I wasn't so buzy shooting carebears and Michael Jackson in a chicken suit on a dunking platform with chocolates and EVIL MARSHMELLOWS OF DOOM. (And I might not be on much in the next... *looks at calander* three or four days because I've got a Speech and debate tournament on saturday and have two debate cases to write. And a Humorous Interp. And boards to work on for my Celiac speech. All in three days! *panic*

Light, you are suppose to follow that with a

Haarrruuummmpffff!!

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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I was too buzy panicking to Harrumph. I'm doing journalism homework. ;) And I'm still panicking.

elye Community Regular
elye
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And boards to work on for my Celiac speech. All in three days! *panic*

Light! You're doing a big speech on celiac? Richard and I have your flowcharts covered...

:):)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Light! You're doing a big speech on celiac? Richard and I have your flowcharts covered...

:):)

NO, NO, NO Emily . . . the flowcharts were for the . . . um . . err . . . <whisper> the NFL T-baggin' episode. :o

That should reeeaaaalllly not be in a speech on celiac.

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Light! You're doing a big speech on celiac? Richard and I have your flowcharts covered...

:):)

Yeppers! It's kinda hard for me but we need to get the word out! I have to put together boards. (I thought flowsheets were for debate... :huh:) I have most of the pictures but...yeah. I could post it up here (the speech) but I really REALLY don't want it to get plagerized. (My first practice tournament is in Miami (far away from where i live. on the other side of the state!) and then naples... Then Georgia... Then Somewhere on the west coast! (HA! If i make it as far as Nationals.)

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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You guys have been SO busy today! Gosh, it's bad when it's easier to keep up with the OMG thread! This reminds me of the summer of 2006!

Need to clarify, is this Naples Italy, or Naples, Florida (must know how excited I should be )

Naples, Florida, but as far as how excited ... very! It's a beach and that's about all I'm up to ... and did I say it was a business trip? That means fancy hotel, fancy dinners, :) Adam "works" during the day, I hang out at the pool and spa!

Here's the hotel Open Original Shared Link .... and it's in just a few weeks!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Hey, Light, so you live in Florida? My dad lives in St. Petersburg! As you have read already, I'll be in Naples next month.

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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Yup! I am floridian through and through. XD Which is why I'm crazy. And why I'm in a quince. And why I have a huge collection of seashells.

elye Community Regular
elye
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NO, NO, NO Emily . . . the flowcharts were for the . . . um . . err . . . <whisper> the NFL T-baggin' episode. :o

That should reeeaaaalllly not be in a speech on celiac.

Janet! NFL deltoid-squish should absolutely be highlighted in a speech on celiac. This disease can have an undeniable connection to infertility. The hit that I have been picturing between these two athletes..well, need I say more? Light could show the chart illustrating the jarring hit from Monday Night Football with the following dialogue: "Untreated celiac disease can result in fertility problems, much like this defensive move, known in certain circles as T-bagging". You'll need a pointer.

:lol::lol:

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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My family has been in St. Pete for a long time .... I have a picture of my great-grandmother in a July 4th parade dated 1904! Funny thing, all the men were wearing BLACK suits and HATS ... in JULY, in FLORIDA!!! :o So, Mom was born and raised there, Dad's family moved there when he was 15. They moved up north when they got married and I was born in Ohio, but I've spent a LOT of time down there .... I even lived there a few years in the ealy 90's ... I was baptized in St. Pete ... so I'm almost a Floridian. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Janet! NFL deltoid-squish should absolutely be highlighted in a speech on celiac. This disease can have an undeniable connection to infertility. The hit that I have been picturing between these two athletes..well, need I say more? Light could show the chart illustrating the jarring hit from Monday Night Football with the following dialogue: "Untreated celiac disease can result in fertility problems, much like this defensive move, known in certain circles as T-bagging". You'll need a pointer.

:lol::lol:

Oh, well . . . since you put it like that. I can see how that all fits in.

*snicker* *snicker* . . . need a pointer. :lol::lol:

OH, OH . . . I've BEEN to Florida!!!

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