The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[celiac-mommy]

Speaking of which! Guys, the recession has geared things down for us considerably this year, and we're cutting all fat. So, we are not sending out Christmas cards this year, and I'm quite sad that I won't be connecting with all the Psills like we did last year.

Guess it'll be a big group email this time. . . ....hafta try and make it spectacular!

I think I'm going to take our Christmas pic as usual and instead of sending it out, I will post on da book for my friends and familia to enjoy and print out if they wish!

Praying Madeleine will get her braces off Monday so I can do it next week!!

[elye]

I think I'm going to take our Christmas pic as usual and instead of sending it out, I will post on da book for my friends and familia to enjoy and print out if they wish!

That is a great idea, Rah-shyellle! I keep forgetting about the magic versatility of Da Book......such a useful tool at our disposal.

Get this -- a friend of mine just posted his wedding invitation as an "event" to friends he selected... . .. . ....... ...holy crap, no more going to the wedding specialty shop, picking out your design, page layout, font style?... . . . ..

Well, the price is certainly right if ya go with facebook, ain't it?

[jerseyangel]

Alas....in me quest to get everything done before I came up here, I did me Christmas cards a couple weeks ago and Mark has just mailed them. I toyed wif the idea of not sending any this year, but I phigured this was a good way to give everyone me new address--yet again . Not everyone I know is on the computer, so I did it in one phell swoop.

Ah--just got back from errend-running. I love that it's so familiar here ...as I've said, like an old shoe .....went back to Weggies to pick up me case of Enrico's Sauce (Traditional/no salt added--yum!). Can nae get anything as good where I live.

The silly thread is so quiet, as of late

[Mtndog]

reaching incoherent babbling stage. Slept in til 5:15 today. Having Pamela's cookies for breakfast.

Jess has the right idea!!!!! Except that 5:15 is sleeping "in". Scary! Hey tell those feisty actos that Topol is still savvy enuff to kick their arses (Fiddler is the ONLY musical I LOVE and he is awesome!)

So, recent events were talked about on the local radio morning show. The had a spoof of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" called "Tiger the Red-Faced Golfer." Funny as heck.

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Oh Tiger....how far we fall...........

What are you doing/what do you do? I can think of an actor or 2 that I would like to "work with"... ... _{(Edward-where for art thou??!! )}

Ray-chelle- Fresh as always

Speaking of which! Guys, the recession has geared things down for us considerably this year, and we're cutting all fat. So, we are not sending out Christmas cards this year, and I'm quite sad that I won't be connecting with all the Psills like we did last year.

Guess it'll be a big group email this time. . . ....hafta try and make it spectacular!

We're not either. I convinced myself that it's the environmentally conscious thing to do (saving trees and all) but honestly, I'm in a flare and back on antibiotics. Oh well! Trees saved anyway! I think Da Book will have to suffice fer me too!

The silly thread is so quiet, as of late

Should we all get very drunk tonight and meet here at about 10 PM (Jess, Susie, Judy and Ray-chelle have to start drinking at 6:00 their time and DRINK VERY FAST )? Actually, if I get drunk I'll probably be soound asleep by 10

patteigh- So glad you are having a good time!

[jerseyangel]

Wouldn't ya know it Bev...I'm staying at the house of the son who doesn't drink Yep--don't know where THAT non-habit came from. The boy seems to be a "super taster" and doesn't like the taste of alcohol (and lot of other things...). Can you imagine

On the other hand, I could go around the corner to me other son's....wonder if there's any wine left over there after Thanksgiving. I seem to recall lots of empty bottles as the day wore on.....

Did anyone see Phlashphorward" last night? The cable went out and I missed the last 2 minutes or so. If anything important happened at the end, could someone PM me? (so as not to spoil it fer Nik)

Can nae believe it's not coming back till March

Peoter, can you do something about this??

[jerseyangel]

patteigh- So glad you are having a good time!

And perfectly timed, too! Mark just called from his car--it's snowing in Houston and he says he can't see 1/4 of a mile ahead of him!

It's sunny and 50 here

[celiac-mommy]

Should we all get very drunk tonight and meet here at about 10 PM (Jess, Susie, Judy and Ray-chelle have to start drinking at 6:00 their time and DRINK VERY FAST )? Actually, if I get drunk I'll probably be soound asleep by 10

Sounds perfect! Hubby's Christmas party starts at 6, so the timing's right, plus, it's usually soooo boring that drinking fast will make the evening more interesting. I decided on an overtly sexy dress this time, so we'll see how bad I can embarass meselph

[Jestgar]

Opening night tonight. I'll either be heading out for Margaritas, or passing out from exhaustion afterwards.

[elye]

Should we all get very drunk tonight and meet here at about 10 PM

YES! Jack is having his early birthday party tonight -- only four boys, but still enough twelve-year olds throwing things and running around (as I will NOT let them on the computer or their ipods) that I will have had mucho vino by ten pm.... . ...

We're on!

Opening night tonight. I'll either be heading out for Margaritas, or passing out from exhaustion afterwards.

Jyesss, what part are you playing? I canna really see you as Tevye. . .. . ....too young for the caterwauling old crones from the town . .... . .......are you the lovely middle daughter?

[mushroom]

Should we all get very drunk tonight and meet here at about 10 PM (Jess, Susie, Judy and Ray-chelle have to start drinking at 6:00 their time and DRINK VERY FAST )?

And I would have to start at 3:00--a wet dinner!!

The boy seems to be a "super taster" and doesn't like the taste of alcohol (and lot of other things...). Can you imagine

Obviously not genetic!!

And perfectly timed, too! Mark just called from his car--it's snowing in Houston and he says he can't see 1/4 of a mile ahead of him!

Patteigh, I did nae know it did that in Houston; thought t'was always hoomid with mozzies skeeters buzzin' rouond

Opening night tonight. I'll either be heading out for Margaritas, or passing out from exhaustion afterwards.

Break a leg!!!

Feeling a bit better this a.m. on Amoxycillin , 'cept I was up at 2:00 a.m. trying to eat yogurt and trying to calm my gas and flamin' stomach and still stay conscious amidst the pain, sweats and flashing lights in me eyes. Fun times!!! Just made another batch of yogurt

Have now officially missed all the end of year get togethers except for the one on Monday which I doubt I will attend. Bah humbug!!!

As T would say, have a shiny day, pholks, and if ye can find some spare beams shine them in my direction will ya??

[jerseyangel]

Shroomie, you poor thing! Definitely shining a light yer way--I hope this clears up and ugh....the antibiotics. They really can do a number on the ole' stomach

It normally doesn't snow in Houston--from what I hear, they get the occasional dusting, but are on tap to get up to 3 inches from this. Good thing it's a Friday--I heard they had closed schools at noon and companies were letting people go home early.

Hope Mark takes a picture of the house wif snow on it

Jess, my love--break a leg!!!

[nikki-uk]

PSILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...back from the ....forumless abyss

Computer had to go to the docs overnight to have a new 'sound card' put in ( what EVER )

T'was the worst of times with only me mobile fone for interwebz.......just ain't the same

Oye

'Xactly PadT

SHROOOOMIE!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you're resting, taking it easy laydee!!!!!!!!!....get well soon :-))

What are you doing/what do you do? I can think of an actor or 2 that I would like to "work with"... ... _{(Edward-where for art thou??!! )}

Well natch!!!!

Should we all get very drunk tonight and meet here at about 10 PM (Jess, Susie, Judy and Ray-chelle have to start drinking at 6:00 their time and DRINK VERY FAST )? Actually, if I get drunk I'll probably be soound asleep by 10

BEVEL!! I can-nae stay up 'til 3AM

Did anyone see Phlashphorward" last night? The cable went out and I missed the last 2 minutes or so. If anything important happened at the end, could someone PM me? (so as not to spoil it fer Nik)

I ♥ that Pads always remembers that I'm a week behind :-)

...but yeah!, what's wiv the 'mid season finale' lark???

And perfectly timed, too! Mark just called from his car--it's snowing in Houston and he says he can't see 1/4 of a mile ahead of him!

It's sunny and 50 here

It snows in TexASS??

Opening night tonight. I'll either be heading out for Margaritas, or passing out from exhaustion afterwards.

Heh heh...BREAK A LEG JESS!!!!!!!!!!!

Peeps, the (new) tree is up,.......looks sh*te

Needs more baubles methinks

[jerseyangel]

Nik!! Back from the abyss!!!! ((shivvvver))

Yep--without even looking, the tree needs more baubles --me loves sparkle

[elye]

Welcome back, Gnickers! No computer.....'tis a unique kind of hell, methinks.. . ....

Okay. .. . . second glass o' chablis goin' down.. . . ......just got back from the bowling lanes with the five hellions. This was actually an excellent idea -- they ran around throwing balls and it was NOT in my home.

trying to calm my gas and flamin' stomach and still stay conscious amidst the pain, sweats and flashing lights in me eyes. Fun times!!!

Shroomie! Sounds like yer entertaining a bunch of twelve-year old boys - -'tis much like the way I find myself currently. . .. . . ...

Seriously, Shroom -- antibiotics are NO fun. I'm thinking about ya, and sending lots of white light. Would you like a screaming twelve year-old or two?

[mushroom]

Thanks for well wishes, peeps. Pseriously, I think the only thing that has kept me sanity all these years is *not* having any screaming 12-year-olds, so thanks, but no thanks But I got your beams of light--the sun is shining, da sky is azure, da harbour is blue... in a south Paciic sub-sub-tropical paradise

[celiac-mommy]

Where the heck are y'all? To drunk to get to yer computer? I'm on my 3rd martini surrounded by people I don't know. I need to be moorrreee drunk!!

Lurve you!

[psawyer]

Martini - good.

Strangers - not so good.

Fiddler on the Roof - awesome - waiting for Jess to stumble in, singing. Tradition!

I'm here trying to contribute:

Your move, psillies.

[celiac-mommy]

Finished 1 glass of port "on the house" yeah for sexy dresses . Blurry vision ensuing. Met a lady who's dd has celiac, is my age and works at my hospital-crazy.

Oooh, just won a bottle of wine, score!!

[nikki-uk]

RAE-CHULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How's yer head!!!!!!!!!

Off for an early morning Sven (gotta banish that muffin top creeping up!!) then on to amassing MORE BAUBLES!!!! (Ball, balls?)

A girl can never have enough

[tom]

. ..Often when I've seen a number of guests reading along, I've wondered if one of them could be you..... ..

Hehe Emmmmmm-uhleeee that actually IS me EVERY time!!

Ya .. . .EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

<yer kinda spooky that way>

And the other guests are Sarah & ~alex~ & Julez & 'Manda & I guess lately Pseuz & of course several of her stalkers

. . . Incredible that with all of the extensive testing you've had done that nuttin' has shown. . . . ...... ....crazy, really... .. ....

Well not quite nuttin' . . ..adrenal probs were found & are being treated. Doc still trying to find the cause of that. Or so I was told ....hmm wtf IS being done next?

[elye]

G'Mornin', Ptaoughmnnusss! And Rah-shyellle...... ... . ..in my li'l whispery, gentle voice that won't push the knife further into a hangover.. . . ...

Delicious-looking martini, POeter! A work of art. I was actually in bed just after ten, then sat up and exclaimed, "AH! I need to be drunkenly at the computer right now, not drunkenly in bed!" Then I proceeded to immediately lie back down. Sorry, gang! I wanted to log on this morning and see last night's postings of my rieting lyk Jesss is knwn to doe... .. .

Next time!

Okay, my turn for the office Christmas party tonight. Dinner at a comedy club, with a couple of well-reviewed headliners featured. Need a few great guffaws. I will try to remember the funniest pieces and reiterate them here tomorrow, as many of us, 'twould seem, need some larfin'. . . . .....

LOVE yer balls, Gnick!

[elye]

Mygawd.. . . . . ...TEN guests? I am the only "outed" one here? All right, you blokes - - get on here! C'mon, now.....Ptaoughmghmnuss, Soooozle and her stalkers. . . . ......

Actually, if you are reading along, Sooooze, I do hope you are all right. Think of you regularly.

Ah, 'tis the season to be drinking.... . ...here I go again - - starting this evening with an early bloody Mary, then off to the Christmas do. Hair still has some corn syrup in it from an insulin reaction in the wee hours of this morning, but it is proving to be a good thang, as I am trying an updo and this stuff is like bloody contact cement.

Is anyone else drinking? Anyone else feeling phat as they stare at the attire they have laid out for the evening, dreading the slow emergence of the muffin-top, the droopy triceps, the big bum .. . .. .. . ...... . . ... .. . . ....

No?

Actually, if I keeps drinking, I will still see it all, but just won't give a sh!t. . .......

[nikki-uk]

Actually, if you are reading along, Sooooze, I do hope you are all right. Think of you regularly.

Yes, indeed, her wild wackiness is greatly MISSED!!!

Ah, 'tis the season to be drinking.... . ...here I go again - - starting this evening with an early bloody Mary, then off to the Christmas do. Hair still has some corn syrup in it from an insulin reaction in the wee hours of this morning, but it is proving to be a good thang, as I am trying an updo and this stuff is like bloody contact cement.

Thank gaaaawd for corn syrup

Is anyone else drinking? Anyone else feeling phat as they stare at the attire they have laid out for the evening, dreading the slow emergence of the muffin-top, the droopy triceps, the big bum .. . .. .. . ...... . . ... .. . . ....

NEARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't get me started!!!!!!!!!.....but the Muffin Top IS my biggest complaint at the moment.

By the end of the season it shall be more of a souffl

[Jestgar]

Actually, if I keeps drinking, I will still see it all, but just won't give a sh!t. . .......

One of the women in the production was telling us that she never wears makeup, and, therefor, never has cause to stare at her face for long periods of time. She said she started putting her makeup on and suddenly spit out 'Good God what happened???' She had no idea where all that droopy, wrinkly skin came from.

One of the reasons I resisted wearing glasses for so long. The world, when viewed through a soft focus of myopia, is a much prettier place.

[jerseyangel]

By the end of the season it shall be more of a souffl