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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I can dump two or three big poops into the toilet bowl, directly out of said plastic bag, without ANY splash-up or contact made with the bowl.

Our Emmel is truly a woman of many talents :D

It's me last phull day here, peeps :( The time has gone by too phast.....

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celiac-mommy
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Me thinks I have too much vodka still in me stomach to stomach this poo and loo discussion :P A sales rep took us (work peeps) out to a pub last night for all you can eat and drink. I'm not sure he knew what he was getting himself into--or us, since we all had to be at work this morning by 0630. We've lost one already, he went up to surgery (to work) and hasn't come back. Me thinks he may be sucking on an oxygen tank somewhere.... :lol:

Wish you all could join me this weekend, Madeleine and I will be baking up a gluten-free storm Saturday and Sunday so if yer in the Portland area, please stop by :) It's supposed to snow tonight, so we'll see....Furnace was frozen again this morning. Twas out at 0530 with my hair dryer trying to thaw the thing out while dh was all snugglie warm in bed <_<:rolleyes:

Happy Friday!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Wish you all could join me this weekend, Madeleine and I will be baking up a gluten-free storm Saturday and Sunday so if yer in the Portland area, please stop by :) It's supposed to snow tonight, so we'll see....Furnace was frozen again this morning. Twas out at 0530 with my hair dryer trying to thaw the thing out while dh was all snugglie warm in bed <_<:rolleyes:

Also gonna be doing LOADS of baking this weekend - LOADS of partays me cOeliac son has to attend!!!.......I suppose that will keep you warm??

ARRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Broken boilers/furnaces!!!

T'was the bane of me life last year - - spent most of the winter

In thermals

Tiger Pig (blanket) round me shoulders :rolleyes:

STUPID FURNACE!!! :angry:

Fascinating pet poop talk (slight *gag* icon8.gif), but nae a problem for me as me cats go in next door's garden ;)

PadT!!! Enjoy your last day!! :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Paghteeeigh! Your last day.. ... . ... :(

Also gonna be doing LOADS of baking this weekend - LOADS of partays me cOeliac son has to attend!!!.......

Yup, me too, Gnick . ....dear son is the popular life o' the party 'round here. Methinks he should be baking his OWN cookies... .... <_<

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celiac-mommy
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Wish I was bakin fer partehs, but alas, it's just for me and Madeleine, we love to eat :P

Our house is 95 years old and the furnace we had last year I'm pretty sure had been there for 95 years <_< , but we had this massive snow storm the week before Christmas last year and were all stuck in the house for a solid week. Furnace was working fine, BUT the week after Christmas the damn thing died and we replaced it with a snazzy new one. The warranty is out mid Jan, so I guess it's good it happened now....

I need to come up with a good name for my blankie now too, per Knick ;);) gots to wake up more phirst...maybe sum help: it's brown, thick and hairy fuzzy :huh::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I need to come up with a good name for my blankie now too, per Knick. Gots to wake up more phirst...maybe sum help: it's brown, thick and hairy fuzzy :huh::lol:

My Bathtub Drain :huh::lol:

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nikki-uk
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I need to come up with a good name for my blankie now too, per Knick ;);) gots to wake up more phirst...maybe sum help: it's brown, thick and hairy fuzzy :huh::lol:

Well now, there is a tale behind my blankies moniker...t'was bought as a gift for the middle boy.With the blankie came a pillow (in the shape of a pig)...the blankie had stripes..... so was only natural that he called it Tiger Pig :lol: The pillow didn't make it past the first machine wash...but the blankie LIVES ON!!

(he never got to use it much 'cos ..... what with the cats...... and...umm.....ME :ph34r: )

I suggest you ask the kiddos!!.... they come out with such original ideas! :D

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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My older son always called his blanket "deet". :P Don't ask me why, but he named it that when he was very little and it stuck. When he was phinally done wif it, you could see through it! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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My Bathtub Drain :huh::lol:

ACKKKK!!!!

Tel did ours t'other day....more grEy than brown :huh:

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nikki-uk
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LAUGHING (all by meselph, tumbleweeds blowin' froo) at EM's Mona Lisa gif!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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LAUGHING (all by meselph, tumbleweeds blowin' froo) at EM's Mona Lisa gif!! :lol:

:lol: Had to go back and look :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Hello everybody. Not much to say, but I am here.

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celiac-mommy
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Happy Friday Peetah!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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POeter! I LOVES yer Mozilla vs. IE emotistory!! :lol:

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curlyfries
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Did you know that if you tell hubby he needs to buy a snowblower, cuz he should not shovel anymore, he will buy you jewelry???? ;)

I just HAPPENED to mention that I tried on a pretty ring today.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Did you know that if you tell hubby he needs to buy a snowblower, cuz he should not shovel anymore, he will buy you jewelry???? ;)

I just HAPPENED to mention that I tried on a pretty ring today.

:D:D:D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Did you know that if you tell hubby he needs to buy a snowblower, cuz he should not shovel anymore, he will buy you jewelry???? ;)

I just HAPPENED to mention that I tried on a pretty ring today.

GAAAWWWD!, I wish it snowed here more often! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yes..... .. . .I hear that one can garner a great collection of jewellery in exchange for a number of things.. . . ....... <_<:lol:

'Mornin', Peeps!

I've been thinking a lot of Amanda... . . .... :( ..... .. is she on Da Book very often? Must check in there more often.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Mornin' marshmallow candies Peeps,

Delousing is coming along. Skeeter is a mayonaise head today (a home remedy recommended by the pediatrician until it's time for the next formal RID shampoo session). She's handling it all so well, then hubby is taking pictures of her while she was getting mayo'd. We both ripped into him!!! He thought it would be nice to have to "remember this" by . . . first of all, we're not going to forget . . . second of all, who really wants to remember this!!!

Lisa's got jewelry!!! . . . Personally, I'd rather have the snowblower :P . . . Maybe I'll get hubby some jewelry and he'll get me a snowblower. :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Lisa's got jewelry!!! . . . Personally, I'd rather have the snowblower :P . . .

Man, I hear ya on that one... ... .....hmmm.. ...... .. . some li'l shiny things around me neck and fingers........ .....or the cessation of shlepping outside in parka gear, staggering through a feet of psnough, lifting and throwing huge shovelsful of the stuff while a bitter winds whips around me.. ......

That's a tough one.

:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Man, I hear ya on that one... ... .....hmmm.. ...... .. . some li'l shiny things around me neck and fingers........ .....or the cessation of shlepping outside in parka gear, staggering through a feet of psnough, lifting and throwing huge shovelsful of the stuff while a bitter winds whips around me.. ......

That's a tough one.

:rolleyes:

You could always wear a spare part to the snowblower around your neck as jewelry . . . it will certainly catch the attention of the male population. How many men would say "hey, that's a pretty ruby necklace you have?" . . . but if you're wearing a snowblower part . . . "Hey, is that the starter handle off of a Model# 88846 Craftsman Professional 420cc 45" path Two-stage Snowblower?" . . . much more eye-catching me thinks. Plus, it would look good with your penis earrings.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Lisa's got jewelry!!! . . . Personally, I'd rather have the snowblower :P . . . Maybe I'll get hubby some jewelry and he'll get me a snowblower. :lol:

Yes, but you see...........now I have both!!!!!! :D

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Oh......and speaking of furnaces.........

....ours broke down last night, too :angry:

All better now, but it was costly :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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You could always wear a spare part to the snowblower around your neck as jewelry . . . it will certainly catch the attention of the male population. How many men would say "hey, that's a pretty ruby necklace you have?" . . . but if you're wearing a snowblower part . . . "Hey, is that the starter handle off of a Model# 88846 Craftsman Professional 420cc 45" path Two-stage Snowblower?" . . . much more eye-catching me thinks. Plus, it would look good with your penis earrings.

:lol:

Jeez, I'd be grabbing the attention of all the neighbourhood men.............AND their wives, as well....

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elye
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BAH HA! :lol: Just ventured over to Da Book, and saw what POeter's Mob alias is.

Of course, he's The Oracle.

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