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Jestgar Rising Star

Was it that GI? Should you let him know he's in for sainthood?

I tried to edit Janet's post after I quoted it and now it shows correctly in my editor, but on the screen I'm quoting myself..... :blink: :blink: :blink:


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Darn210 Enthusiast

I tried to edit Janet's post after I quoted it and now it shows correctly in my editor, but on the screen I'm quoting myself..... :blink: :blink: :blink:

Yes . . . that's because I booby-trapped it . . . don't be messin' wif me posts!!! :lol:

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:lol: CLEVER and unprecedented use of WORDS within the symbols, Leesargh!! :lol:

Happy for Sooze. Happy to know that Miss Mary is in the world at the same time as I. Happy for symbology of sillyland.

just happy

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! (see the fireworks someone else put up)

That is SoOOoooooOOOo good. Jyessss is our Brainy One.

Yup, isn't she the ONLY brainy one? (well, cept fer Poeter ;) )

Iffen I were still in school they would put me in the slow learners class :rolleyes:

yup, moi aussi :wacko:

LOVE the story of Miss Mary, and you taking care of her, Shroom :)

I only get numbers :huh:

Is it different on a lap top/desk top?

I thought you couldn't do it on a laptop? without doing something very HARD and DIFFERENT? POETER?? you done told us this, I believe.......

I just wanted to report that a miracle did occur last night . . . Smackl asked for more broccoli.

:blink:

I tried to edit Janet's post after I quoted it and now it shows correctly in my editor, but on the screen I'm quoting myself.....

:lol:

need.........coffee..........

elye Community Regular

I tried to edit Janet's post after I quoted it and now it shows correctly in my editor, but on the screen I'm quoting myself..... :blink: :blink: :blink:

Yes . . . that's because I booby-trapped it . . . don't be messin' wif me posts!!! :lol:

:lol: :lol: Crap, don't no one try to screw around wif Jyaghnutt's posts, that's fo sho. . ........ .

So, listen, Psills. . . . ....we are currently talking about our summer holiday this year. Last year we stayed put, so we're thinking of going somewhere not terribly far away, likely in July. The problem with being in Canada is this: EVERYTHING, even the grocery store, is far away :rolleyes:. Will and I wanna go away just the two of us, and there is a window of time mid-summer when both kids will be at camp.

I need some great ideas! We have been seriously considering New Orleans. I cannot believe I have not found my way there yet, as the music of the French Quarter just does something to me - - it plays through my soul. ANNNNNND..... . .. . ..Patteigh!! We will be, what, a three-hour drive from youse guys?? Or is it more than that? Hmm. . . ... . . .I'd be dealing with some oppressive heat, but no worse than here during mid-summer.

Or, we could venture out to the East Coast....Newfoundland, as we've never been. Which Psillies are below The Rock? Who could we be takin' out fer drinks while there?

Decisions, decisions. . . . . ...

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

New Orleans just CALLS to me....have been dying to go there all of my adult life, can't believe I've never been.......

you MUST MUST MUST DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :) :)

*sniff*

jealous

kareng Grand Master

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

Congrats!

Tis easy, really!

Just push Alt and a number, and see what you get! You do need to highlight and increase the size, as they show up rather small.

Nothin happens on the dungeon compooter. Someday, when the beautiful new computer is working, maybe then...... Have to wait for a new disc to connect to to internet. Old disc is too old.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

New Orleans just CALLS to me....have been dying to go there all of my adult life, can't believe I've never been.......

you MUST MUST MUST DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :) :)

*sniff*

jealous

New Orleans sounds great!

Lisa Mentor

Emily, how about the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I plan on meeting one Sillie there is July! It's a lovely place.


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I need some great ideas! We have been seriously considering New Orleans. I cannot believe I have not found my way there yet, as the music of the French Quarter just does something to me - - it plays through my soul. ANNNNNND..... . .. . ..Patteigh!! We will be, what, a three-hour drive from youse guys??

Yes Em!!!!! OMG.....it's 368 miles from my house! It will be hot, I ain't gonna lie but me house and everyplace else down here are air conditioned. We have plenty of room, you could stay here whilst yer in the area :D

New Orleans just CALLS to me....

Come too, Suz :D Got room fer ya'll ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

Nothin happens on the dungeon compooter. Someday, when the beautiful new computer is working, maybe then...... Have to wait for a new disc to connect to to internet. Old disc is too old.

Just do what I do--swipe whatever ya need from Leesigha :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Emily, how about the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I plan on meeting one Sillie there is July! It's a lovely place.

Oh YES! I went there many years ago in off season so weather wasn't so great but loved it! So relaxing. Lovely birds. (insert lovely water bird picture here)

elye Community Regular

Emily, how about the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I plan on meeting one Sillie there is July! It's a lovely place.

Gah, I could be buyin' drinks for Goosey in NC! Wait. . .. ....better still:

Yes Em!!!!! OMG.....it's 368 miles from my house! It will be hot, I ain't gonna lie but me house and everyplace else down here are air conditioned. We have plenty of room, you could stay here whilst yer in the area :D

Come too, Suz! Got room fer ya'll ;)

We could ALL meet at Paghteeigh's! Paht, what a generous offer.. . . ....if we come down there, we will absolutely come to visit you, and take in the sites of Houston. We will find a great, cheap hotel that serves free cocktails and snacks at 5 pm and rendezvous there, as we did in Philly! Depending on how long our trip is, we could do two or three days in Texas -- you could guide us as to what to see. Certainly Sam Bighead!

jerseyangel Proficient

We could ALL meet at Paghteeigh's! Paht, what a generous offer.. . . ....if we come down there, we will absolutely come to visit you, and take in the sites of Houston. We will find a great, cheap hotel that serves free cocktails and snacks at 5 pm and rendezvous there, as we did in Philly! Depending on how long our trip is, we could do two or three days in Texas -- you could guide us as to what to see. Certainly Sam Bighead!

True dat! :D Loved seeing youse guys in Philly!

Darn210 Enthusiast

..... . .. . ..Patteigh!! We will be, what, a three-hour drive from youse guys??

Yes Em!!!!! OMG.....it's 368 miles from my house!

Ummmm . . . yeah . . . guess you guys drive faster then I do . . . :unsure: . . . :lol:

btw . . . Jyess, congrats on yer test.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Emily, how about the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I plan on meeting one Sillie there is July! It's a lovely place.

:rolleyes: <nonchalant whistling>

jerseyangel Proficient

Ummmm . . . yeah . . . guess you guys drive faster then I do . . . :unsure: . . . :lol:

btw . . . Jyess, congrats on yer test.

Hee....yeah--got 300 miles and 3 hours mixed up. More like a 6 hour drive.

jerseyangel Proficient

:rolleyes: <nonchalant whistling>

I smell a mini summit..... :D

Sillies meeting in real life always bring a smile to me phace!

curlyfries Contributor

Just do what I do--swipe whatever ya need from Leesigha :lol:

Sure....why not! :P

Oh YES! I went there many years ago in off season so weather wasn't so great but loved it! So relaxing. Lovely birds. (insert lovely water bird picture here)

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:rolleyes: <nonchalant whistling>

I am sooo jealous! Are you driving? I could fit in the trunk! ;)

Darn210 Enthusiast

I am sooo jealous! Are you driving? I could fit in the trunk! ;)

Yep, driving . . . no trunk, it's a minivan. The back seat will be down cuz we haul a hellavu lot of stuff with us. You can just stretch out on top of the suitcases, coolers, bins of pool toys, fishing gear, towels, gluten-free food, med kit, etc. Just make sure that you roll to the right or left as needed so hubby can see out the back window. :P

curlyfries Contributor

Yep, driving . . . no trunk, it's a minivan. The back seat will be down cuz we haul a hellavu lot of stuff with us. You can just stretch out on top of the suitcases, coolers, bins of pool toys, fishing gear, towels, gluten-free food, med kit, etc. Just make sure that you roll to the right or left as needed so hubby can see out the back window. :P

Sounds doable to me! :D

kareng Grand Master

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Thanks for inserting. Tis a lovely Great Blue.

elye Community Regular

Hey, what's a' mattah wif youse guys?? Nobody's watching The Big Hockey Game? Dear gawd, 'tis SOoooOOooOoo exciting.. . .they are currently tied 2-2.

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DingoGirl Enthusiast

Emily, how about the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I plan on meeting one Sillie there is July! It's a lovely place.

:unsure: which one........ <scratching chin>

Yes Em!!!!! OMG.....it's 368 miles from my house! It will be hot, I ain't gonna lie but me house and everyplace else down here are air conditioned. We have plenty of room, you could stay here whilst yer in the area

Come too, Suz Got room fer ya'll

only a three-day drive for me, Weezee and Baby Kitteh :lol:

and think how comfortable that would be......espeshully in a car whose air conditioning done broke <_<

Oh YES! I went there many years ago in off season so weather wasn't so great but loved it! So relaxing. Lovely birds. (insert lovely water bird picture here)

:lol: she's got it!

HEY - - where is Slutvnana? anyone know? my gawd.....I didn't even KNOW I needed to send the lone dingo after her............

We could ALL meet at Paghteeigh's! Paht, what a generous offer.. . . ....if we come down there, we will absolutely come to visit you, and take in the sites of Houston. We will find a great, cheap hotel that serves free cocktails and snacks at 5 pm and rendezvous there, as we did in Philly! Depending on how long our trip is, we could do two or three days in Texas -- you could guide us as to what to see. Certainly Sam Bighead!

capitol idea!!! but you GOTS to go to the hill country - you MUST go to Austin and check out the music scene!!! (never been that far north, but I'm pretty sure I should be living there)

:rolleyes: <nonchalant whistling>

it's YOU!!!! it's YOUSE GUYS!!!! fabulous!! :) Are ya stayin' at Goosey's? Bringin' JoDog? Nobody will even notice you're there! :lol:

Yep, driving . . . no trunk, it's a minivan. The back seat will be down cuz we haul a hellavu lot of stuff with us. You can just stretch out on top of the suitcases, coolers, bins of pool toys, fishing gear, towels, gluten-free food, med kit, etc. Just make sure that you roll to the right or left as needed so hubby can see out the back window.

see what I said above - very non-intrusive guests! Just pile all a yer stuff on Lisa's front porch. Add a mattress outside and I"m THERE. ;)

Hey, what's a' mattah wif youse guys?? Nobody's watching The Big Hockey Game? Dear gawd, 'tis SOoooOOooOoo exciting.. . .they are currently tied 2-2.

:ph34r:Many californians NEVER watch hockey

but I just turned it on!! and it's not hockey........

Jestgar Rising Star

only a three-day drive for me, Weezee and Baby Kitteh :lol:

and think how comfortable that would be......espeshully in a car whose air conditioning done broke <_<

Sooze, get the Weezer some appropriate attire2175436411_04f03f9144.webp and we'll rent a convertible and cruise over there.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

The weather has been SOOOOOOO amazing this weekend! I took the kids on a 10 mile bike ride this afternoon, I had a great time..... then I pulled a "great mommy move" and drove between 2 cement posts, welllll, Max is on a tagalong behind my bike and I got a little too close to one of the posts on my back end, slamming his handlebars into the post crushing 2 of his fingers. I don't think they're broken, but he also won't let me get close enough to see. Sooze, I'm one up on you for "mommy of the year" :rolleyes:

We are celebrating my birthday today since I work a 12 on my actual birthday, so my hubby has attempted to make me a gluten-free, vegan dessert, it looks interesting enough, and contains dark chocolate and coconut, so I'm sure I will have it finished by the end of the night :lol: And I'm eating pizza for the first time in months!! However, Maddie informed me, "you know it's not really pizza if it has no cheese! Like you can't call an omlette "omlette" without cheese....!"

smart-a$$

:lol: I'm still three or so pages behind but........wait until we teach her our magic symbols :lol: :lol:

Oooohhh, Aaaahhhhh!

um, and I passed my midterm, happy for that too.

Yeah!!!!!

Tis easy, really!

Just push Alt and a number, and see what you get! You do need to highlight and increase the size, as they show up rather small.

No freakin way, tis that's all it is????? Wait, where's the ALT button.......

Damn flippin laptop. Apparently ALT-1 is "return to top of screen <_<

Mornin' Patti . . . and everybody else.

I just wanted to report that a miracle did occur last night . . . Smackl asked for more broccoli.

Must be sumphin in the water, Max did the same thing!!! You know, they say you have to offer a child a food 5x before they will try it. Well, Max has been offered steamed broccoli at least once a week for the last 4 years (cuz we all love it!!), so x52 weeks a year, that kid's been offered broccoli over 200x, and NOW he eats it :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: Crap, don't no one try to screw around wif Jyaghnutt's posts, that's fo sho. . ........ .

So, listen, Psills. . . . ....we are currently talking about our summer holiday this year. Last year we stayed put, so we're thinking of going somewhere not terribly far away, likely in July. The problem with being in Canada is this: EVERYTHING, even the grocery store, is far away :rolleyes:. Will and I wanna go away just the two of us, and there is a window of time mid-summer when both kids will be at camp.

I need some great ideas! We have been seriously considering New Orleans. I cannot believe I have not found my way there yet, as the music of the French Quarter just does something to me - - it plays through my soul. ANNNNNND..... . .. . ..Patteigh!! We will be, what, a three-hour drive from youse guys?? Or is it more than that? Hmm. . . ... . . .I'd be dealing with some oppressive heat, but no worse than here during mid-summer.

Or, we could venture out to the East Coast....Newfoundland, as we've never been. Which Psillies are below The Rock? Who could we be takin' out fer drinks while there?

Decisions, decisions. . . . . ...

We are trying to figure this out too. I'm actually leaning towards renting a house on Martha's Vineyard for the week. We should get a house together on the beach ;)

WAAAIIITTTT!!!!! I have a great idea! Our other option (which the kids want to do) is to go to Lake Shasta and rent a houseboat. It would be SUPER-COOL if we planned sumphin like that, one of those big 24-sleeper boats with the slides and hot tub, all the gluten-free food you can stand....OMG that would be so much fun!!

I gotta go try that dessert now.....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Sooze, get the Weezer some appropriate attire and we'll rent a convertible and cruise over there.

And Jess, we live only 3 hours apart and we've not met yet! We are still planning that trip to Victoria in May, so we will hafta make plans fo-sho!!

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