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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Gah! Note where the pic is cut off -- just below me bustline, where the fat remains somewhat under control. Pan downwards, and yikes. ... . ....

<_<:rolleyes:

Actually, I could put up a pic of my feet, as well, like you have done, Bunnie. Think I'm fairly lean-footed.....although they ARE unattractive nonetheless. Dry, somewhat gnarled...... . . ...

Yep, not puttin' one o' THOSE up. :ph34r:

Do like I do - don't put your self on your Av. Put up the dogs feet. Do you paint thier toenails?

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Do like I do - don't put your self on your Av. Put up the dogs feet. Do you paint thier toenails?

:lol:

Are they dry and gnarly??

GADS!! :rolleyes: ...this aging process aint purty :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Ugggghhhh . . . I need a nap!!! Spring Break is kicking my butt. Lots of hiking during the day and staying up late to watch TV.

-_-

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ugggghhhh . . . I need a nap!!! Spring Break is kicking my butt. Lots of hiking during the day and staying up late to watch TV.

-_-

Your missing an important component of Spring Break - sleeping late.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

GADS!! :rolleyes: ...this aging process aint purty :blink:

Yeah, like uncontrollable urination in yer pants from moshing like a 16 year old :blink:

Your missing an important component of Spring Break - sleeping late.

I know not of what you speak of, this fenominominom of sleeping late.... :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Yeah, like uncontrollable urination in yer pants from moshing like a 16 year old :blink:

:lol: ..Or in da club :ph34r: ..although not moshing (like a 16 yr old) it happens to me just when you really don't need it too (crap!! WHEN is there a 'right' time?...unless you are already ON the loo? :blink: )

I know not of what you speak of, this fenominominom of sleeping late.... :P

:unsure:

Nah....know nowt

Day 3 of school (Easter) hols .... <_<:unsure: ....why do they EAT so much???...but ignore their chocolate eggs ??

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Your missing an important component of Spring Break - sleeping late.

Huh???? . . . no can do . . . JoDog knows how to tell time and JoDog knows she gets fed at 7:30 am on the weekdays so she makes sure she gets fed at 7:30 on weekends . . . and holidays . . . and spring breaks. She also gets fed at 5:00 pm . . . and reminds us if we forget. She also knows when its time for the bus to come . . . But she can't tell the toaster rattle from the squirrel on the screen rattle.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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. . . But she can't tell the toaster rattle from the squirrel on the screen rattle.

Yes, I remember this.. . . . .......but the question remains -- can your kids tell the difference? Do you rush outside and rattle the screen when you want them, and have them come running into the kitchen yelling, "Toast! Toast!" ?

:rolleyes::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Yes, I remember this.. . . . .......but the question remains -- can your kids tell the difference? Do you rush outside and rattle the screen when you want them, and have them come running into the kitchen yelling, "Toast! Toast!" ?

:rolleyes::lol:

It's actually Skeeter's toaster that sets JoDog off . . . Smackl's toaster doesn't cause the same problem . . . and since I'm such a good mother, I have taught both of my children the extremely difficult cooking skill of making toast . . . so no kids come running since if they want toast, they know they are making it themselves. If they hear a rattle, it is either really a squirrel, or mom's making her own toast and she doesn't share :rolleyes:

Here is another amazing JoDog talent . . . Skeeter takes peanut butter in a very small glad container in her lunch and dips pretzels in it. She rarely eats all the peanut butter. Sometimes JoDog gets the leftovers. With the TV on, or the kids playing a video game on the computer, or the water in the kitchen sink running, or all of the above. . . she can be on the 2nd floor of the house and hear (or smell?) me open the glad container and runs down to see if she is going to get a teaspoon of pb in her bowl.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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For Zeus and Tinkerbell it's the can opener. They always get the 'juice' from the tuna, 'cept they can't tell the difference between a tuna can and a fruit or bean can. :unsure:

They have a mutual arrangement.....

Tinkerbell knocks things off tables or counters, and Zeus chews them up <_<

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

It's actually Skeeter's toaster that sets JoDog off . . . Smackl's toaster doesn't cause the same problem . . . and since I'm such a good mother, I have taught both of my children the extremely difficult cooking skill of making toast . . . so no kids come running since if they want toast, they know they are making it themselves. If they hear a rattle, it is either really a squirrel, or mom's making her own toast and she doesn't share :rolleyes:

Here is another amazing JoDog talent . . . Skeeter takes peanut butter in a very small glad container in her lunch and dips pretzels in it. She rarely eats all the peanut butter. Sometimes JoDog gets the leftovers. With the TV on, or the kids playing a video game on the computer, or the water in the kitchen sink running, or all of the above. . . she can be on the 2nd floor of the house and hear (or smell?) me open the glad container and runs down to see if she is going to get a teaspoon of pb in her bowl.

For Zeus and Tinkerbell it's the can opener. They always get the 'juice' from the tuna, 'cept they can't tell the difference between a tuna can and a fruit or bean can. :unsure:

They have a mutual arrangement.....

Tinkerbell knocks things off tables or counters, and Zeus chews them up <_<

Pets are a bit like teenagers: Its amazing the things they can do if they have the right motivation. & That motivation is usally food for both pets & teens.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Pets are a bit like teenagers: Its amazing the things they can do if they have the right motivation. & That motivation is usally food for both pets & teens.

:ph34r: :ph34r: works for me too.....

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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HI everybody! It's almost 80 here and sunny. I'm super happy today. I think maybe I was kinda depressed about losing my job but I'm picking back up now. Either that or my boyfriend got sick of me and started putting happy pills in my tea. Either way, I made shredded barbecue beef in the crockpot last night. With homemade ranch dressing coleslaw. And today I'm making peanut butter cookies and trying honey cake in the crockpot. We're having eggs and bacon for dinner. Maybe all that's why I'm so happy....

:lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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With the TV on, or the kids playing a video game on the computer, or the water in the kitchen sink running, or all of the above. . . she can be on the 2nd floor of the house and hear (or smell?) me open the glad container and runs down to see if she is going to get a teaspoon of pb in her bowl.

Jodog would have to beat ME there, I tell ya. Someone in the vicinity with peanut butter going begging? Gah, I'd be finding my way there in the midst of a tsunami, methinks... . . .... <_<:rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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HI everybody! It's almost 80 here and sunny. I'm super happy today. I think maybe I was kinda depressed about losing my job but I'm picking back up now. Either that or my boyfriend got sick of me and started putting happy pills in my tea. Either way, I made shredded barbecue beef in the crockpot last night. With homemade ranch dressing coleslaw. And today I'm making peanut butter cookies and trying honey cake in the crockpot. We're having eggs and bacon for dinner. Maybe all that's why I'm so happy....

:lol: :lol:

Don't let her fool you . . . she's happy because she belongs to a condom of the month club where she receives some sort of different gluten-free flavoUr each month? . . . or maybe they're from a different country each month? . . . or is it a different coloUr? . . . that and the bacon.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Don't let her fool you . . . she's happy because she belongs to a condom of the month club where she receives some sort of different gluten-free flavoUr each month? . . . or maybe they're from a different country each month? . . . or is it a different coloUr? . . . that and the bacon.

I was thinking something like that but didn't want to be the one to say it. ;)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Don't let her fool you . . . she's happy because she belongs to a condom of the month club where she receives some sort of different gluten-free flavoUr each month? . . . or maybe they're from a different country each month? . . . or is it a different coloUr? . . . that and the bacon.

WIH?!?! :unsure::o

Know nowt about these clubs :lol:

...but HONEY cake in the cock cRockpot!!! :P

...I made a plum polenta cake in one before

<I can feel my hips expanding just thinking about it <_< !!!>

FULL marks to our clever pets!!! :lol:

My cats also can read minds....they know I'm going to get ham out of the fridge before I do.

...and so far in the school hols have successfully woken me up at 5.30am TWICE :angry:

This is purely because they can sense that we are going away next week to Scotland and they are NOT happy - they seek revenge

Kittehs now get kicked out night :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

CONDOM CLUBS?? :huh: I did NOT know of these monthly groupings.. .... ..... . . are there meetings? At members' houses, where you meet and greet, sample(?), discuss product lines? Is there a pick of the month?

Mygawd. :huh: I have always wondered how I would fair in a book of the month club, with the compulsory reading needed between meetings... ... .. . ....but this type of homework activity... ....... . .hmm.... . I may fair considerably better.

All RIGHT! Sign me up!! Are we mailed the material to be.. . . ...discussed. . . . . ....at each meeting? If I host a gathering, um.. . ..... . .. .do I need to provide, um....snacks? Alcohol ABSOLUTELY - - 'tis a no-brainer... . . .. . .....

Are there sugar-free edible condoms? Perhaps with stevia? . ... . . ....

Gads, such a new world for me... . . . . . ...

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Whoops. .. . .....haven't had a double-post in a LONG time. .. . ...

A double anything, for that matter.. .. ... . ..:rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Whoops. .. . .....haven't had a double-post in a LONG time. .. . ...

A double anything, for that matter.. .. ... . ..:rolleyes:

Double entendre fo' sho'!!! :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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i'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. :P:P:P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

me too!! :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Just read all that club business again & am still laughing. Do you have a good gluten-free sugar cookie recipe? My neighbor got a cookie cutter for her 40th in a shape that would be good for this club's snacks. :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Open Original Shared Link

For some reason the 'click to enlarge' button seems amusing to me.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Open Original Shared Link

For some reason the 'click to enlarge' button seems amusing to me.

Yup! That's the one!

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