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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient

Yep, Jess's words of wisdom and poetic expression continue to amaze, and from a scientist too :rolleyes::unsure: What a dichotomy to find it all wrapped up in one package :P What's left for the rest of us poor mugs?

Bunnie, go wow them tomorrow, kick some A$$ in those boots of yours. They're gonna luv ya. I'd wish ya luck but suspect you don't need it. Nevertheless, Good Luck :D


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kareng Grand Master

Mygawd.... . . .I wanna head west to Bainbridge!! And just.... listen to Jyessss.... . . .. . talk.. . .. make sense of the world around me in the way that only SHE can.. .. . ... :wub:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... . ...canna look below for references to everything ELSE I wanted to say. . .... . ...:angry:

On your way west, could you pick me up?

We will have to take notes like some of us should have in school.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

We will have to take notes like some of us should have in school.

*CACKLE* :lol: yup........

Jestgar Rising Star

You guys is sweet :wub: :wub: :wub: I just try to translate how someone's words make me feel, into sentences. I'm glad I seem to feel the way others do.

Y'know, Bun, my boss stopped talking to me when I started wearing low cut tops and push-up bras. Kind of a good thing, so don't waste that sort of power on an interview...

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

You guys is sweet :wub: :wub: :wub: I just try to translate how someone's words make me feel, into sentences. I'm glad I seem to feel the way others do.

Y'know, Bun, my boss stopped talking to me when I started wearing low cut tops and push-up bras. Kind of a good thing, so don't waste that sort of power on an interview...

Hee! My interview's with women. And it's at a company that does auto salvage and auctions. So if I need future leverage over a male muckety-muck at the company, I'd like to hold my cleavage in reserve! Besides, I've had enough co-workers think that glasses + cleavage equal sexy librarian tiger woman! Rar! Down boys, glasses just mean I'm nearsighted and lazy.... Cleavage means I need to do the laundry... :ph34r:

elye Community Regular

.... Cleavage means I need to do the laundry... :ph34r:

.. .. ..And that you are young.. . . ...... <_<

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

.. .. ..And that you are young.. . . ...... <_<

Pfff not at my old job it didn't! My MANAGER's tattooed breast was on display quite often, in fact!


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You can't fill a hole in someone else's soul. Your job is to enhance his life, not complete it, that's up to him to do. You are a vibrant, intelligent, loving woman and you are more than enough for someone who isn't hiding from themselves. You can't fix him. You can't make him see you for who you are. You CAN be the most amazing you that you are. Stop waiting for his approval, just be quietly awesome, as you already are. He will, or he won't, realize what he may be losing, but what he realizes is up to him, not you.

You are welcome to come up to Bainbridge for a weekend, if you don't mind construction and no kitchen. We can drink heavily and you can scream all you want.

Wow! You's amazin'! Very insightful! I flipped out on him yesterday afternoon. I told him he couldn't ask things of me and when I give him 100% of what I have, then complain that it's not enough. It's not fair. I told him it's his problem, not mine and if he's not happy with who I am, then MOVE THE F*CK ON!!! I don't deserve to be with someone who's always looking for something more. If I'm not enough, he needs to find someone who is. Oh yeah, and this really makes me want to jump in the sack with him.....give me a flippin' break! :rolleyes:

Bainbridge sounds like a blast!! Wodka, fresh air and most importantly--amazing company!!

Aint it the pitts? Just gonna have to do a multiquote on every post and then delete the whole blooming lot :blink:

That's what I do. Then my computer does this wierd thing--whenever I stop talking, it automatically shoots to the top of the reply page and I can't even see what I was doing unless I start typing again. It's epecially a pain since I'm not a fast typer <_<

.. .. ..And that you are young.. . . ...... <_<

And that you haven't nursed 2 kids to the point that you have to pull them out of your pants just to hoist them into a bra :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient

Good for you, Rah-shell! Giving is all well and good but I'm so glad that you stood up for yourself--it has to go both ways.

elye Community Regular

I told him he couldn't ask things of me and when I give him 100% of what I have, then complain that it's not enough. It's not fair. I told him it's his problem, not mine and if he's not happy with who I am, then MOVE THE F*CK ON!!! I don't deserve to be with someone who's always looking for something more. If I'm not enough, he needs to find someone who is.

NOW you're talkin'!!

Do you all remember the wonderful bib that I painted for my mom as a birthday gift a couple of years ago? She has always been a spiller -- while she's eating, drinking, preparing food - -always getting stains on her bustline, as that's where it all fell and stopped. So, I made her a HUGE bib that she could really use at the hospital now as she is getting into her clothes (great sign!). A big bikini-clad torso.... :lol:. . .I know it will be a hit there. Think I'll post a pic of it on Da Book. .. . . .. . ..

jerseyangel Proficient

Do you all remember the wonderful bib that I painted for my mom as a birthday gift a couple of years ago? She has always been a spiller -- while she's eating, drinking, preparing food - -always getting stains on her bustline, as that's where it all fell and stopped. So, I made her a HUGE bib that she could really use at the hospital now as she is getting into her clothes (great sign!). A big bikini-clad torso.... :lol:. . .I know it will be a hit there. Think I'll post a pic of it on Da Book. .. . . .. . ..

Only you Em, only you :wub:

It is a great sign that yer mum is getting dressed, so good to hear this--and my gosh, how lucky she is to have a daughter like you :D Her new bib and shapely eyebrows are gonna be a hit I'm sure :lol:

kareng Grand Master

Wow! You's amazin'! Very insightful! I flipped out on him yesterday afternoon. I told him he couldn't ask things of me and when I give him 100% of what I have, then complain that it's not enough. It's not fair. I told him it's his problem, not mine and if he's not happy with who I am, then MOVE THE F*CK ON!!! I don't deserve to be with someone who's always looking for something more. If I'm not enough, he needs to find someone who is. Oh yeah, and this really makes me want to jump in the sack with him.....give me a flippin' break! :rolleyes:

Bainbridge sounds like a blast!! Wodka, fresh air and most importantly--amazing company!!

That's what I do. Then my computer does this wierd thing--whenever I stop talking, it automatically shoots to the top of the reply page and I can't even see what I was doing unless I start typing again. It's epecially a pain since I'm not a fast typer <_<

Maybe you've shocked him in the right direction. If not, maybe you can shock him in the right direction. They do those electic shock treatments at your hospital?

My computer jumps & makes it near impossible to babble on. I don't let it stop me! :P

Do you all remember the wonderful bib that I painted for my mom as a birthday gift a couple of years ago? She has always been a spiller -- while she's eating, drinking, preparing food - -always getting stains on her bustline, as that's where it all fell and stopped. So, I made her a HUGE bib that she could really use at the hospital now as she is getting into her clothes (great sign!). A big bikini-clad torso.... :lol:. . .I know it will be a hit there. Think I'll post a pic of it on Da Book. .. . . .. . ..

Must see a pic of this! My mom always dribbles on herself. I don't think she would wear a bikini painting tho. Your mom has a much better sense of humor then mine.

kareng Grand Master

Need some cooking advice:

I want to make a gluten-free dessert to take to the Robotics Banquet but I haven't really baked anything yet. Needs to be something teens will like & not to hard to make. Need to make lots because the kids will all want to try it. I can bake with gluten, just have to figure out how to without it.

The kids were quite matter of fact when I said I had to eat gluten free. Almost no questions because they are so used to all these different restrictions thier friends or they have. Mostly they just want to eat my Crunchmasters crackers or chocolate.

jerseyangel Proficient

Kharreign,

If you want something simple, why not do gluten-free brownies? You can frost them and sprinkle nuts or something on top. Betty Crocker is good, Gluten Free Pantry is even better if you can find it. There are also tons of recipes for them on here in the cooking and baking phorum.

kareng Grand Master

Kharreign,

If you want something simple, why not do gluten-free brownies? You can frost them and sprinkle nuts or something on top. Betty Crocker is good, Gluten Free Pantry is even better if you can find it. There are also tons of recipes for them on here in the cooking and baking phorum.

Did try the BC with added choc chips & they were good. Maybe I will try gluten-free Pantry.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Good for you, Rah-shell! Giving is all well and good but I'm so glad that you stood up for yourself--it has to go both ways.

We'll see, time will tell. He asked that we see a marriage counselor together but he doesn't want to see mine, he thinks she may have a skewed view of him :rolleyes: Probably true :P Thru his work, they cover so many sessions for free, so I will comply, should be interesting..... I just cannae take any more crap. I AM AMAZING and I should be treated as such ;) My cake turned out pretty good with all my frustration yesterday :rolleyes:

Do you all remember the wonderful bib that I painted for my mom as a birthday gift a couple of years ago? She has always been a spiller -- while she's eating, drinking, preparing food - -always getting stains on her bustline, as that's where it all fell and stopped. So, I made her a HUGE bib that she could really use at the hospital now as she is getting into her clothes (great sign!). A big bikini-clad torso.... :lol:. . .I know it will be a hit there. Think I'll post a pic of it on Da Book. .. . . .. . ..

MUST.....SEE.....PICTURES!!!! Plus a closeup of the eyebrows!! :D

Need some cooking advice:

I want to make a gluten-free dessert to take to the Robotics Banquet but I haven't really baked anything yet. Needs to be something teens will like & not to hard to make. Need to make lots because the kids will all want to try it. I can bake with gluten, just have to figure out how to without it.

The kids were quite matter of fact when I said I had to eat gluten free. Almost no questions because they are so used to all these different restrictions thier friends or they have. Mostly they just want to eat my Crunchmasters crackers or chocolate.

You wanna bake from scratch? I would give you my chocolate cake recipe if you want it---cookbook preview ;):D It's pretty much no fail!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I'm pre-interview self-medicating with the almond butter brownies I made from Elana's Pantry website. They're pretty darn good, not for the normal baker though. I'll be frosting the lion's share for my 'birthday cake' later today, hopefully it will also be 'new job cake'! Or at least, 'interview went great' cake! We is goin to the club tonight, woohoo! My mum also sent me some mysterious birthday present project in the mail, very curious to see what it is, should get here later today.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I'm pre-interview self-medicating with the almond butter brownies I made from Elana's Pantry website. They're pretty darn good, not for the normal baker though. I'll be frosting the lion's share for my 'birthday cake' later today, hopefully it will also be 'new job cake'! Or at least, 'interview went great' cake! We is goin to the club tonight, woohoo! My mum also sent me some mysterious birthday present project in the mail, very curious to see what it is, should get here later today.

Is today yer birfday?!?!?!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Is today yer birfday?!?!?!

Uh hah!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Uh hah!!!!!

GAAAAAHHHHH!!! BHUGHNNIEEE!

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celiac-mommy Collaborator

BUNNEEEEEE!!!

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Thanks, guys!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY BUNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

kareng Grand Master

You wanna bake from scratch? I would give you my chocolate cake recipe if you want it---cookbook preview ;):D It's pretty much no fail!

I could test the recipe for you & see if it makes sense & works for the ordinary people.

Happy Birthday Bunnie!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I could test the recipe for you & see if it makes sense & works for the ordinary people.

TITLE: Darkest Chocolate Cake

SUBMITTED BY: Rachelle

RECIPE HISTORY and SOURCE: I've tried and messed with so many different recipes to come up with the best chocolate cake imaginable. This is my final result!!

INGREDIENTS

2c gluten-free flour (I use my own blend)

1 scant tsp xanthan gum

1 1/4 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp sea salt (regular is OK if you don't have sea salt)

3/4c unsweetened cocoa powder

3/4c oil

2c sugar

3 eggs

1 tsp vanilla

1 1/2c espresso (or 2 heaping TBS instant coffee mixed into 1 1/2 cups hot water)

DIRECTIONS

-Preheat oven to 350. Prepare 2 9" cake pans, 1 9x13 pan or 12 muffin tins by spraying with cooking spray. Line cake pans with parchment or line tins with liners

-Fold dry ingredients together with a large spoon, then sift with a whisk until well combined

-With an electric mixer, mix oil and sugar until well combined, scraping the bowl a few times

-Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well in between

-Add vanilla

-Alternating dry ingredients with espresso, add to the wet ingredients, mixing well with each addition and scraping the bowl in between.

-Pour into prepared pans and bake until the center of the cake is set and a toothpick comes out clean 35+ minutes for 9" pans, 40+ minutes for 9x13 pan or 20-25 minutes for cupcakes

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