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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
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It's all downhill once you've "defibbed the doe".

:D

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Mad Men, on the other hand--I think that's my new favorite show :) Susie, if you ever allow yourself expanded cable--you'd LOVE it! The season finale was on last night--it dosen't come back till June '08 :angry:

I'm NEVER allowed to have expanded cable. :huh: would do literally NOTHING but watch Food Channel (aka Celaic porn), HGTV, freakish, train-wreck reality shows (like Gene Simmons etc.), Food Porn, horrible Lifetime movies :ph34r: , Food Porn, Discovery Health.......any of it.

Gail (aka Loser) LOVES Mad Men and that guy - - so I'll rent it on DVD some day.

:blink: HOLY CARP BAT MAN.................I GO TO CHIRO TO GET MY BONES CRACKED ....

AND COME BACK TO 60 EMAILS ALERTS.

:ph34r::lol:

SPEACHLESS......

:lol:HI JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she's speechless. :lol: We truly are out of control.......

Tried to watch Office--I don't get it :huh:

That's the point - nothign to get - - - but SO darned funny, somehow....in this really pitiful and embarrassing way.

My coworkers and I are playing with that picture maker thing, pimping link that was here before....FUN!

Good work with you adn Danny. Boy if he only knew..... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I pimped a picture of our group from my bridal shower too....

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG. Just read the four pages I've missed since about one o'clock...gaaaahhhhh...too far back to get the quote: Richard, you would be in second place, having taken the place of runner #2.

And that's my final answer.

Do I get the centre square?? Is that three X's?! Bells and sirens going off? Wait!....Might be double sirens, as I think I may just be...

wait...must post this to check...stay tuned...

elye Community Regular
elye
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800 posts!! 800!!....

Wait.......oh, lord, is that who I think it is...pulling into my driveway?....

It's Bob Goulet.......

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800 posts!! 800!!....

Wait.......oh, lord, is that who I think it is...pulling into my driveway?....

It's Bob Goulet.......

It's your LUCKY DAY! Center Square and Robert Goulet! (and no gym socks!)

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elye
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It's your LUCKY DAY! Center Square and Robert Goulet! (and no gym socks!)

The whole street's out looking! :o:o He's swaggering toward my house, King Arthur-style...he's got a mic! He's BELTING out "If Ever I Would Leave You"...!! (I'll have to let ya know about the gym socks...can't see from the front window, here...)

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The whole street's out looking! :o:o He's swaggering toward my house, King Arthur-style...he's got a mic! He's BELTING out "If Ever I Would Leave You"...!! (I'll have to let ya know about the gym socks...can't see from the front window, here...)

Get the nuts! The EMERALD NUTS!!

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LOLOLOL

So who gets to go to bonus round!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Get the nuts! The EMERALD NUTS!!

...Are they gluten-free?!...Quick, he's coming in!

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Wait....has he got emerald nuts? :o

...I don't think I'd better let him in....

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...Are they gluten-free?!...Quick, he's coming in!

Who cares - just throw them at him!

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Wait....has he got emerald nuts? :o

I don't know. I'm a fan, but not that big of a fan. :huh:

Green12 Enthusiast
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Wait....has he got emerald nuts? :o

...I don't think I'd better let him in....

:lol:

You better watch out for those emerald nuts of his.

Lock the door!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Boy those are flashy nuts!

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Green12
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Boy those are flashy nuts!

nothing says party like emerald nuts.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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I don't know. I'm a fan, but not that big of a fan. :huh:

:lol: :lol:

nothing says party like emerald nuts.

:lol: :lol:

:huh:

Still no mojo. EMILY - why don't you have Bob Goulet and his verdant nuts HAND-DELIVER my stinky mojo????

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nothing says party like emerald nuts.

BA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing says "Marry the guy" like Emerald Nuts (fabulous family jewels :rolleyes::o )

Julie- The Olympic judges gave you a ten on the rarely accomplished and never perfected TRIPLE POST (the TRIFECTA of Olympic posting!)

Danny and Amanda are pimped...Susie's having a mad party that I don't THINK I was invited too....Richard's got the Brady Bunch/Hollywood Squares. WE ARE ALL BARKING MAD (except Annie....angus sends get well puppy kisses :wub: :wub: )

Oh wait- I've a hairy Pattichuck as my avatar . Oops! Patti- have you noticed an increased ability and power in your roundhouses kick? :ph34r::P (Can anyone imagine Patti roundhouse kicking anything?)

Look quick as I fear Patti will seek HRT or laser hair removal so I must remove the Pattichuck hybrid next I post (first gotta go pimp and then post). After this post you will have to email me for Pattichuck.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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We had a very productive Friday....I wish I could say I was this productive at my day job lol!

Our office is in rare form today.

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nothing says party like emerald nuts.

:lol: <snorts coffee up nose>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Excellent Job Sillies . . . company is here . . . I snuck away to see what you were up to. :)

Emily & Richard & RG - ROFL . . . it's been freshly vacuumed so I won't be getting dog hair on me. :lol::lol::lol:

Bubble Boy - makes me think "Giant Hamster Ball" :lol:

Thanks for the additional support on Green Guy thread . . . How do we circulate a petition to all 17,000 members? :huh:

Carry on, Carry on . . . have fun WITHOUT me . . . sniff sniff . . . I think I got something in my eye . . . :(

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Mtndog
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And suddely pattichuck is gone and has been replaced by a screaming 3 year old! Ahhh...thank Heaven for Litlle girls (my niece :ph34r::wub: )

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. . . sniff sniff . . . I think I got something in my eye . . . :(

Emerald nut? :o

Dorito? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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And suddely pattichuck is gone and has been replaced by a screaming 3 year old! Ahhh...thank Heaven for Litlle girls (my niece :ph34r::wub: )

Thank heaven for no sound bytes with avatars! :lol::lol:

Cute niece! :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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...Okay, he's here...I'm rushing in to post as he finishes his song...I, like you, Richard, have always been a big fan, but I simply will NOT ask him if he's got emerald nuts.

...He is a low baritone, so I'm guessing his nuts are a more substantial colour--russet or burnt sienna, perhaps.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Oh, I hope Light isn't around....

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