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celiac-mommy
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Uh-Oh!!! Has s/he disappeared before??

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Oh, yuck, Jyesss.. . .. ....this is what I hate about our outdoor cats - - I am a worrier, so I don't tend to own these types very well. They are gone for longer than two or three meals and I'm up at night, wondering, out calling.. .. . ..... .

They ALWAYS return. Lefty will be back, Jyesss! He's out doing kitty stuph. . . . . ....:)

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Maybe he walked out the door and accidently took a righty, he'll come full circle once he's made it around the island ;)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Maybe he walked out the door and accidently took a righty, he'll come full circle once he's made it around the island ;)

Just wanted to poop in and say I'm keeping multiple limbs crossed that he comes back soon. I think he will.

Peter- Good news on Jacquie.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Hi Peeps!!!!!!!!!

Too much for me to try and catch up on :ph34r: :sheepishphace: ..... I am such a Psilly pslacker!!!

....off course I am residing in a land with no real leadership or government (our PM has just resigned :o ) :(:blink:

...and so we Psillies MUST ask

What does it all mean???

;)

Jacquie came in with me this morning for a half-shift at the store. Just four hours, but it is a start. It will probably be a week or more before she can return full time. She's still not able to drive or lift.

....ok, don't make me use my Mummy voice....

NO LIFTING!!!!!!!!!!

Wishing Mrs Oracle a continued speedy recovery :)

No silliness here. Lefty hasn't been home in two days :( :( :(

<_<

Gaaawd, I hate it when they do that......they are such inconsiderate creatures.

The longest one of mine has been out is 4 days...... with me (like Patti) out calling, wafting all kinds of delicious meats, shaking crunchies in a box etc...

I'm pretty sure he heard me, saw me even.....and thought...

'Whatever..... stupid hooman'

Hope Lefty 's back soon!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I hope Lefty is OK & comes home soon.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

....off course I am residing in a land with no real leadership or government (our PM has just resigned :o ) :(:blink:

...and so we Psillies MUST ask

What does it all mean???

;)

Answering me own question here but the new PM is David Cameron :blink:

but still:

What will this meeeeeaaaan??????

GADS!POLITICS!!! :wacko:

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Me, I need my space :ph34r: Clay used to be away a couple of nights a week pre-retirement, and that was just poifect for me. Since retirement this "togetherness" ALL THE TIME! gets a big much for me. Don't fence me in :rolleyes:

I concur! Brian is gone for the week for training in Ohio. Since I don't see him during the week anyway with him working 2nd shift, it doesn't make much difference <_<

My son would freak at the opportunity to go to Legoland. If we can ever make it out to California, I have to take him!

I think there's one at the Mall of America in Minnesota, too.

they are calling for psnaough here........

Get me outta heeeeeeeere!

Oh no!!!!! RUN EM, RUN!!!!!! :o

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, PSILLY MOMS!

:lol:

Ah yes......a timeless classic :P

Hi everybody!!! It feels like forever since I've visited here. Or maybe I just dreamed you all when I had need of you the most. Dunno. Not a lot of silly in me these days...so far proving to be a really nasty year. Seems I've fallen into this truly unpsilly place and I can't get up. I've lost patience with everything (as I like to say....my camel is sipping on it's last straw), and am not liking myself very much these days. I know it'll pass, that I'll stop this pity party and being a blatbaby one of these days, soon. Sorry to be such a wet blanket here.

I'm hoping that you are all well and doing jest fine. I think I'll browse a bit through the psilliness here. Maybe I'll find mine wandering amongst yours.

Well obviously, now is when you need us the most! Toss that wet blanket in the dryer, snuggle up in front of your computer and gather up all the warm fuzzies from yer psilliest friends. You've finally found your way back home. We've been waiting for you ;)

((((((HUGS)))))) :wub:

hmm, good point. boobs are too small. clearly it's affecting my brain as well

I'm right there with ya!!!!

T!!!!....if you find yer psillie, will you check and see if our boobies are around somewhere?

No silliness here. Lefty hasn't been home in two days :( :( :(

:(

Tinkerbell stays inside, but Zeuss is an escape artist. He was gone for over a week, once. :unsure:

GADS!!!! Had to interpret on a class field trip. We saw the play Around the World in 80 Days. They brought me a chair to sit between my student and the stage....no room for my legs. Had to sit like this...\../....practically in her lap! AND they put a spotlight on me so she could see me in the dark. At the end they took their bows, and one actor motioned for me to take mine :ph34r:

I am pooped!!!....and sore. Ready for a nap!

Oh........AND another assistant and I were in charge of 19 special ed students, because none of the special ed teachers went <_<

But all went well :)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Well obviously, now is when you need us the most! Toss that wet blanket in the dryer, snuggle up in front of your computer and gather up all the warm fuzzies from yer psilliest friends. You've finally found your way back home. We've been waiting for you ;)

((((((HUGS)))))) :wub:

Lisa- Your whole post and interpretation of interpreting :lol:

But I meant to say ((((HUGS)))) to T when I pooped in before. You did it so well, I'll just use your words.

Hang in there T- better days will come!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Poopin' in to see if there's any word on Lefty....

Hi Leisugha--long time no see :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Answering me own question here but the new PM is David Cameron :blink:

but still:

What will this meeeeeaaaan??????

GADS!POLITICS!!! :wacko:

We've been following you Brits and your election o'er here, as we have had a minority (or "hung" as you blokes succinctly put it :lol:) parliament for four years. They canna get anything done.. ...bills don't get passed, alliances are quickly made and abandoned... . ......'tis crazy. We simply have too many parties running. I wanna be like the Yanks -- two choices. Thassall I need! :rolleyes:

Leeeesargh! There you are! :)

Now.....where is Jyaghnutt?.. . ......and Sooooozle?.. ...... . ..:unsure:

T!!!!....if you find yer psillie, will you check and see if our boobies are around somewhere?

I betcha I know where yer boobs are - - Lefty's out there, battin' them around like balls o' yarn. . .... :lol:

Had to sit like this...\../....practically in her lap! AND they put a spotlight on me so she could see me in the dark. At the end they took their bows, and one actor motioned for me to take mine :ph34r:

Dear gawd.. . . .....just like the position I must assume for my pap smear, complete with the spotlight shining right above the doc's head, illuminating EVERYTHING. Crap... . .. . .. does he expect me to take a bow after he extracts the tools and throws them into the sink?? :huh:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Em, yer post cracked me up! :lol:

Bonus: you said "hung" :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Whennnnnnnn, will I learn NOT to take a drink whilst reading Em's posts?!?!?!

OMG, OMG, OMG--know what I just realized (I may be waaaaaay behind.....)?? There's a way to see the page of posts while yer replying. Caveat, you can't multipost wilst doing it, but, you start typing in the fast reply box and you can scroll all the way UP and see the entire page of posts!

I suppose you can type on what you want, copy it from the fast reply section, multipost on everything you want, hit "add reply" (under the posts) instead of "post" (under "fast reply"), then paste what you previously typed! :blink:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Caveat, you can multipost wilst doing it, but, you start typing in the fast reply box and you can scroll all the way UP and see the entire page of posts!

I suppose you can type on what you want, copy it from the fast reply section, multipost on everything you want, hit "add reply" (under the posts) instead of "post" (under "fast reply"), then paste what you previously typed! :blink:

:huh:

:huh:

:blink:

:wacko: :wacko:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Whennnnnnnn, will I learn NOT to take a drink whilst reading Em's posts?!?!?!

OMG, OMG, OMG--know what I just realized (I may be waaaaaay behind.....)?? There's a way to see the page of posts while yer replying. Caveat, you can't multipost wilst doing it, but, you start typing in the fast reply box and you can scroll all the way UP and see the entire page of posts!

I suppose you can type on what you want, copy it from the fast reply section, multipost on everything you want, hit "add reply" (under the posts) instead of "post" (under "fast reply"), then paste what you previously typed! :blink:

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I messed this up. Was going to say that that was too complicated for me. Regular posting appears to be too complicated for me.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

OMG, OMG, OMG--know what I just realized (I may be waaaaaay behind.....)?? There's a way to see the page of posts while yer replying. Caveat, you can't multipost wilst doing it, but, you start typing in the fast reply box and you can scroll all the way UP and see the entire page of posts!

Good gawd woman....how in hell did you phigure that out???? :o:blink::huh:

And what does it mean????? :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

:huh:

:huh:

:blink:

:wacko: :wacko:

:lol:

Yeah........I dunno either....

:huh:

my brain hurts :blink:

Good gawd woman....how in hell did you phigure that out???? :o:blink::huh:

:lol:

Patteigh!!!!.....Didn't you say that exact same thing about my system for making my microwave work?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Patteigh!!!!.....Didn't you say that exact same thing about my system for making my microwave work?

Yeah, probably.... :lol:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I'll start here:

start by scrolling down to the bottom of the page.....

see the "fast reply" box?

you can reply here, and for instance---while replying, I forgot what Patteh said, so I scroll up to see what it was, then scroll down to write a response

Does that help for step 1??

:D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Step two. Ingest martini

No Lefters. Lyle is absolutely thrilled with all the mom time

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I'll start here:

start by scrolling down to the bottom of the page.....

see the "fast reply" box?

you can reply here, and for instance---while replying, I forgot what Patteh said, so I scroll up to see what it was, then scroll down to write a response

Does that help for step 1??

:D

Sorry. The iPad is touchy.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I'll start here:

start by scrolling down to the bottom of the page.....

see the "fast reply" box?

you can reply here, and for instance---while replying, I forgot what Patteh said, so I scroll up to see what it was, then scroll down to write a response

Does that help for step 1??

:D

No. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the pseveral glasses of whine I've had.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

HEY! I'm inside the Fast Reply box! here I go... .. .gonna scroll on up to see what's been said before me... ... . .....

Yep, can see it all! But yes, there is no bringing others' quotes into this reply, so I can see how it would get quite complicated with cutting and pasting. . .. . . .....I must now open up a regular "Add Reply" window with my quoted bits in it, and somehow combine the two windows.. . .. ....

:wacko:

Gads.. . ....maybe later in the day. . . . . . ... . ..

Gnick!! Just hearing about your strange new parliament -- a coalition between the right-wingers and the ultra-left liberals?? :huh::unsure: Mygawd. . . .. . ......whot in hell?

Get back home, Lefty!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hello psillies,

I'm coming to you this mornin' from the phast reply box B) I like this--thanks Rah-shell :D

Dang--I was hoping to hear that Lefty was at the door this AM. :(

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Maybe Lefty knew I needed a good mouser right now and he's on his way to help me out because we can't have a kitteh of our own ;)

I'm home alone today!!!! Really want to go get lost in Nordstroms today, but alas, the in-laws are coming this weekend so I have to stay home and do chores <_< I think I will try to get out this afternoon and do some rollerblading on the waterfront, supposed to be a nice day!!

Happy hump day y'all!!

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