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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

...back to the preparation of tomorrow's England first football match.

Flags must be hung, banners, stickers, psilly hats, streamers

GAH!!!

USA !

Englands team any good? B)

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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So I was thinking of changing Buddie's name to Kiwi, but since he's an Australian shepherd, does that, then, not work? ;):D

Found out the national bird of Australia is the Emu. But Kiwi is MUCH cuter!!

Hey opinions please:

If you get a text from a friend that asks, "Do you have an outfit I can borrow tonight that will fit my fat a**?" Does that mean she just called me a 'fat a**'? :blink:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Found out the national bird of Australia is the Emu. But Kiwi is MUCH cuter!!

Hey opinions please:

If you get a text from a friend that asks, "Do you have an outfit I can borrow tonight that will fit my fat a**?" Does that mean she just called me a 'fat a**'? :blink:

Nah, it means she wants you to reassure her that her a** is not fat :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Found out the national bird of Australia is the Emu. But Kiwi is MUCH cuter!!

Hey opinions please:

If you get a text from a friend that asks, "Do you have an outfit I can borrow tonight that will fit my fat a**?" Does that mean she just called me a 'fat a**'? :blink:

Nah, it means she wants you to reassure her that her a** is not fat :lol:

I think it would be right proper to call an Aussie dog "Kiwi". They would HATE it, and we do like to stir 'em up :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Found out the national bird of Australia is the Emu. But Kiwi is MUCH cuter!!

Hey opinions please:

If you get a text from a friend that asks, "Do you have an outfit I can borrow tonight that will fit my fat a**?" Does that mean she just called me a 'fat a**'? :blink:

I agree. Emu isn't a good name for a dog. Can you imagine trying to call that at the dog park? All the other dogs and owners will make fun of the poor doggy.

I think your friend means your old clothes from before you lost all that weight? Or maybe she hopes you have something loose and baggy that flows freely on you but will just cover her bits? Or maybe she just called you a fat a#$. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Repeat after me: "New Zealand and Australia are two very different countries separated by 1700 miles of ocean. Australia is old world; New Zealand is new world. Their critters are totally different."

Gaaaahhh... :unsure:.. ...my apologies, Shrooom.... . . ...this sounds much like how many foreigners just assume that Canada is simply part of the US. Indeed, old world versus new. ..... .. .totally different critters....indeed, we is. . . ..... :lol:

So. No big, black bats there, huh? :rolleyes:

I'd like to think of myselph as more barnacle-like :P

Yes..... . . . .or carbuncle... ... ...yes, that'd be me.. . ....

So I was thinking of changing Buddie's name to Kiwi, but since he's an Australian shepherd, does that, then, not work? ;):D

Hmmm. .... .. better try 'Kanga'. . ... . ... . .

Holy- heck?? :unsure: ...did I read it's that time already??.....Em's strapping 'Geordie Lass' MIL is on her way??

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Flags must be hung, banners, stickers, psilly hats, streamers

GAH!!!

:lol: Go, Gnick!

Perhaps I should be racing around, doing these things with banners, stickers, psilly hats and streamers for my MIL's arrival. . . . ..... . .....

<_<

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

:lol: Go, Gnick!

Perhaps I should be racing around, doing these things with banners, stickers, psilly hats and streamers for my MIL's arrival. . . . ..... . .....

<_<

Apology graciously accepted <_< Shoulda been a school teacher - can nae resist the temptation...

And NO, Em, NO!! MIL should not be encouraged in any way, shape or form. Unless.... the banners read Go Home!! and Enter At Your Own Risk

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

And NO, Em, NO!! MIL should not be encouraged in any way, shape or form. Unless.... the banners read Go Home!! and Enter At Your Own Risk

Maybe: "Quarantined" "Beware of falling rocks" "tornado shelter" "Flash Flood Area" "Middle School Boys Locker Room"

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Hey opinions please:

If you get a text from a friend that asks, "Do you have an outfit I can borrow tonight that will fit my fat a**?" Does that mean she just called me a 'fat a**'? :blink:

:lol::lol::lol:

:huh:

Yep

:lol::lol::lol:

Me last post fer awhile . . . se ya all ye fungi, warts, barnacles, carbuncles, parasites, etc . . . I'll be missin' ya . . . all except for Bev, that is (hopefully).

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

'k janit. mebbe when you come back from vacation you cn borrow one a Ra-chel's fat a$$ outfits

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Cannot think of anything funny. Should get my fat a$& to bed. Must rest up for the big Cup match tomorrow - as if I'm playing or something. :

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

USA !

Englands team any good? B)

Nope....

WHAT?????? of course!!!!!!!!!!!

ENGLAND!!!

:lol:

Gaaaahhh... :unsure:.. ...my apologies, Shrooom.... . . ...this sounds much like how many foreigners just assume that Canada is simply part of the US. Indeed, old world versus new. ..... .. .totally different critters....indeed, we is. . . ..... :lol:

Or that Britain is one country

I don't mind the Scots...or the Irish really......but I ain't Welsh :huh::unsure::lol:

Rae-chull!!....tell yer friend Iz got loads of fat a$$ dresses she can borrow ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

ENGLAND!!!

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

WHOT in hell's going on?? The US has just tied England??

That was a crappy goal on poor Green. .. . . . ....

But he's a great-looking bloke....almost as important as his goaltending abilities... . . .:rolleyes:

We'll take our goals anyway we can get them! :)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Tis awfully quiet around here today. Perhaps everyone is busy drinking watching the "football" on telly.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Does anyone else feel like a soccer game ending in a tie is like they didn't finish it?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Does anyone else feel like a soccer game ending in a tie is like they didn't finish it?

<_<

Most unsatifactory!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Tis awfully quiet around here today. Perhaps everyone is busy drinking watching the "football" on telly.

Not moi--I'm busy interviewing for a new realtor.....

Haven't eaten since 9 this morning, though.....must get tea and a Lara Bar. Stat :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

I'm home today, fighting a big fat case of the blahs. Got my monthly hormone roller coaster ride going on, weeee. Been remarkably pain free thus far, thankfully, just quite fatigued. I just took a nap by accident, :blink: good thing I was sitting down. Made a roast in the crock for dinner, my uncle's coming over. I have some incredibly cool family members, and then others are, I'm sure of this, on strange mixtures of medication that make them evil.....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Not moi--I'm busy interviewing for a new realtor.....

Haven't eaten since 9 this morning, though.....must get tea and a Lara Bar. Stat :P

Get one that can sell that house!

I have some incredibly cool family members, and then others are, I'm sure of this, on strange mixtures of medication that make them evil.....

At least in your family you can blame the medications. ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Does anyone else feel like a soccer game ending in a tie is like they didn't finish it?

More like they didn't even play it.. . ..... . ...

New realtor, Paght! Check the thumbs... ..... . .

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm home today, fighting a big fat case of the blahs. Got my monthly hormone roller coaster ride going on, weeee. Been remarkably pain free thus far, thankfully, just quite fatigued. I just took a nap by accident, :blink: good thing I was sitting down. Made a roast in the crock for dinner, my uncle's coming over. I have some incredibly cool family members, and then others are, I'm sure of this, on strange mixtures of medication that make them evil.....

Well have a nice time tonight Bun. I used to get very tired at that time of the month too--something I do not miss at all :D

Get one that can sell that house!

True dat! I did me research this time and think I've phound me a real winner :rolleyes: I'm excited!!

New realtor, Paght! Check the thumbs... ..... . .

Well, bein' that she's a female..... :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Back from the garage sale. Got some new stuff ( :ph34r: :ph34r: I know I know), but what of mine didn't sell got taken to Goodwill, so it's out of my house.

Stopped at paws and filled out an application for Bilbo. He has a fungal infection so he's probably two weeks out, which is fine, and also met Oliver :wub: :wub: . I told the lady that if Ollie is still around when Bilbo is ready, that they should put them together and see if they get along. If they do well (not just ignore each other) then I would consider them both.

May need to hit up the vet for some kitty valium for Lyle, as I think it's a bit like

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Back from the garage sale. Got some new stuff ( :ph34r: :ph34r: I know I know), but what of mine didn't sell got taken to Goodwill, so it's out of my house.

Stopped at paws and filled out an application for Bilbo. He has a fungal infection so he's probably two weeks out, which is fine, and also met Oliver :wub: :wub: . I told the lady that if Ollie is still around when Bilbo is ready, that they should put them together and see if they get along. If they do well (not just ignore each other) then I would consider them both.

May need to hit up the vet for some kitty valium for Lyle, as I think it's a bit like

We send you for 1 large cat and you end up with 2, young lady? (fierce parent voice) :)

Loved the video.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Stopped at paws and filled out an application for Bilbo. He has a fungal infection so he's probably two weeks out, which is fine, and also met Oliver :wub: :wub: . I told the lady that if Ollie is still around when Bilbo is ready, that they should put them together and see if they get along. If they do well (not just ignore each other) then I would consider them both.

:D :D :D

May need to hit up the vet for some kitty valium for Lyle, as I think it's a bit like

Poor widdle Lyle, but who knows-he may just take to them right off the bat.

That video was a riot!

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