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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Go as a pop-up ad. Jump in front of people randomly all night long.

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Natch :lol:

You're too hip for me, woman! (I had to look this up :rolleyes::lol::lol: )

We have no idea--I think he headed northwest and hasn't been heard from since :lol:

He's living in my basement..... :unsure:

Who ever sits at parties?

What will Jesse go as? Or is the bubble costume for him? Did you see the other kid with the white George Washington wig?

What about going as Elmo & Katy Perry?

Russell Brandt & Katy Perry? (He does share a first name with you)

Brad & Angelina. Each carry a doll of different races.

:lol::lol::lol:

Ok, no sitting at parties.... but how's about in the car getting there....?

Have you seen the furry toes on Jess's new "cat"?

Rachelle - I know you can go as Patti & I. Or Maddie & Max. Last year we went to Hub's brother's Halloween party. Hub & bro look a lot alike. Hub went and got a KU sweatshirt (he went to rival MU) and wore his glasses instead of contacts - went as his brother. When we got there, his bro had on an MU shirt and was dressed as my Hub.

You're crackin me up lady!

<snort> Yea--and it's guaranteed no one there will be able to tell who you are! :P

:lol::lol:

Go as commercials from TV. I had a friend from work who went as Flo-the girl from the Progressive insurance commericials. Can Jesse pull off that Old Spice guy . . . who's riding a horse. Ummm,...got a horse?

My secretary went as Flo last year. This year she's taking our Dog/Beth costumes to Hawaii with her :lol:

Hmmmmm, got one of those horse on a stick things....

Go as a pop-up ad. Jump in front of people randomly all night long.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Ok, no sitting at parties.... but how's about in the car getting there....?

Hike the skirt up or wear shorts & a sports bra and a t shirt. When you get there off with the T and on with the bubble dress! (See, I have an answer for everything).

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Go as a pop-up ad. Jump in front of people randomly all night long.

:lol: :lol: Wow, what a GREAT idea! I do this constantly at parties anyways... ... . ....such an easy costume, too.....no big trips to Michaels.... . ...

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Rachelle - I know you can go as Patti & I.

<snort> Yea--and it's guaranteed no one there will be able to tell who you are! :P

I'll send you a robotics t shirt in a xl & a stuffed black lab for Jesse and Patti can send you a Jersey t shirt & a starbucks tea cup!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I'll send you a robotics t shirt in a xl & a stuffed black lab for Jesse and Patti can send you a Jersey t shirt & a starbucks tea cup!

. . . because there probably aren't any starbucks where Ruhshell lives. :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:P

. . . because there probably aren't any starbucks where Ruhshell lives. :P

I didn't think of it that way! :P :P

I just thought of Patti with her Starbucks tea latte.

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

:P

I didn't think of it that way! :P :P

I just thought of Patti with her Starbucks tea latte.

:lol::lol::lol:

Yes, I hail from the birth state of Starbucks! We have Starbucks across the streets from each other to cut down on lines :huh::rolleyes:

I could go as a latte...

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I just thought of Patti with her Starbucks tea latte.

:wub: Karreighne

I think it's a great idea--certainly original...... :lol: Peeps will say--ok, we give up--who are you two? And you say--why Karen and Patti, of course. Not wanting to appear the rubes, they will say--oh yes, now we see it! The resemblance is a-mazing !!

Whilst walking away, muttering to themselves--who the heck??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:wub: Karreighne

I think it's a great idea--certainly original...... :lol: Peeps will say--ok, we give up--who are you two? And you say--why Karen and Patti, of course. Not wanting to appear the rubes, they will say--oh yes, now we see it! The resemblance is a-mazing !!

Whilst walking away, muttering to themselves--who the heck??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:P:P:P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Rah-shyellle, I've got it!! I just knew there was a perfect costume.. . . ........you must go as Angela! All you need is a large orange urine jug with just a little pee in it to carry around... . . ...wear some black socks..... . .. ..

You are SET.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Rah-shyellle, I've got it!! I just knew there was a perfect costume.. . . ........you must go as Angela! All you need is a large orange urine jug with just a little pee in it to carry around... . . ...wear some black socks..... . .. ..

You are SET.

:lol: :lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Rah-shyellle, I've got it!! I just knew there was a perfect costume.. . . ........you must go as Angela! All you need is a large orange urine jug with just a little pee in it to carry around... . . ...wear some black socks..... . .. ..

You are SET.

She's looking for a couples costume. So...R as Angela & J as the orange jug!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

Who ever sits at parties?

What will Jesse go as? Or is the bubble costume for him? Did you see the other kid with the white George Washington wig?

What about going as Elmo & Katy Perry?

Russell Brandt & Katy Perry? (He does share a first name with you)

Brad & Angelina. Each carry a doll of different races.

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:wub: Karreighne

I think it's a great idea--certainly original...... :lol: Peeps will say--ok, we give up--who are you two? And you say--why Karen and Patti, of course. Not wanting to appear the rubes, they will say--oh yes, now we see it! The resemblance is a-mazing !!

Whilst walking away, muttering to themselves--who the heck??

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Also

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..you guyz are crackin' me up. Sumtimes, what wiv the cultural/lingo differences I don't have a clue wot yooz on about BUT it still cracks me up unsure.gifhuh.giflaugh.gif

More heelarity tomorrow. Bedtime happy.gif

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

'Night Nik -_-

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Every time I click "fast reply" a pilates reformer youtube demonstration comes up????? WTH?!

I have a picture of a Frapp costume, but don't know how to put pics on .......

Hey Nikki, I don't recognize half their lingo either .... I don't think it's cultural, I think they're making all that stuff up!!!!tongue.gif

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I would be happy to translate to English if needed.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Rah-shyellle, I've got it!! I just knew there was a perfect costume.. . . ........you must go as Angela! All you need is a large orange urine jug with just a little pee in it to carry around... . . ...wear some black socks..... . .. ..

You are SET.

:lol::lol::lol:

no thanks :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I would be happy to translate to English if needed.

:lol: ... . . And I'll parse it all.... . . . .....

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I have a little story to tell. I was trying to explain this to a co-worker and I was laughing so hard at the rediculousness of it all. This is a true story (unfortunately), my girlfriend thinks I should write a book :lol:

(Some names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent)

Jim is my father, he married Terry, my mother, right before I was born

Jim cheated on Terry with my bother and sister's best friends' mother Sandy (I was her nanny while she was "in the gym" (or in the 'Jim' :huh::lol: ). I was 12

Terry divorced Jim

Terry married Stan and lived happily ever after--sooo not the end of the story... ;)

Jim married Lydia (Sandy got a divorce, got a nose job to try to escape her shame and has rarely been seen since)

Jim got busted for pot, Lydia divorced him

Jim started dating the following:

Tanya-alcoholic, weird

Teresa-missing teeth but super nice

Hannah-my age :huh:

He brought all of these ladies (seprately of course) to our family beach weekends--14-17 of us in 1 house and he brings random strangers he's 'in love' with.

--I walk in on Teresa topless in the kitchen

--Hannah refuses to talk to me

--Tanya is just DRUNK the whole time and won't SHUT UP!!!

FFW 6 months (last Thanksgiving)...

Jim is BFF's with JIM (name NOT changed!) and his wife--we'll call her Crazy

Right before Thanksgiving, JIM drives up into the woods, texts Jim one last time and blows a hole thru his heart with his gun

Christmas day, Jim and Crazy are at my grandma's and Crazy is calling nana, "Mom" and Jim, "Sweetheart" :huh:

New Years Eve-Jim is soooo overcome with emotion and love for Crazy that he gets down on 1 knee and proposes to her right then and there

--Since they have 2 witnesses there with them, Jim marries himself to Crazy right then and there (NO he can't really do that--but he did.....)

She calls my auntie right away to tell her the good news, auntie is P.O'd and tells Jim to call nana right away

FFW 4 months (Beach weekend)

Nana still doesn't know

I'm not supposed to know but auntie told me, cuz we're tight

My brother and sister don't know cuz I sure as heck wasn't going to tell them

Crazy busts into the room-already drunk before arriving- and tells everyone they're married

Brother is P.O'd, sister is upset, I've been drinking so I think its all Heeeelarious!

Crazy asks me to step outside with her and have a chat

--for 20 minutes she lectures me (or slurrrrrrs at me) about my relationship with my dad and how much she loves me and my kids (ummmm, first time I've met the freak), blah, blah, blah

--I tell her politely that it's none of her beeswax and that's that!

Crazy tells my dad that I took her outside and yelled at her and hated on her for 20 minutes :o

Everyone goes to bed, Crazy is passed out in her room

--at 2am she decideds to get up and have another beer, so she takes her beer and crawls in bed with my sister and her boyfriend and wants to chat. :blink:

--Think my sister coulda killed Crazy at this point

The next morning, Crazy skips out after breakfast and we don't see her again for the rest of the weekend :wacko:

Jim and I don't talk for a while after that

FFW 6 months

We're going to the beach this weekend

We're all scared about what's to come

Jim calls, says he's been sent out on a job in central Oregon

Jim and Crazy will not be going to the beach this weekend :D

THE END (for now.....)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I have a little story to tell.

:o Good gawd Rah-schell! What a story!

Never a dull moment in yer phamily, that's fer sure. Keep us posted--can't wait to hear what happens next. :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG, Rah-shyellle... .. . ... :huh:

:blink:

:wacko:

I needed a flow chart for that story.. . . . ... .. .......

... . . . .And you are SoOoOoo .... . . ...normal! Fantastically normal!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I have a little story to tell.

Ummmmm . . . nope, don't think it was little . . . I think it was a doosie . . . quite entertaining from the outside looking in.

Reminder to self . . . don't accept any all-expense-paid beach vacations from Rachelle.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Family drama, always funny from the outside looking in

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Family drama, always funny from the outside looking in

True dat!

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