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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Whot?? Yer lookin' out at a nice roofer's willie? Crap, and here I've been wasting my time just asking to see their thumbs.. . . . . ...

<_<

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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How do you know he's nice? Did he bring you coffee? I was so much more productive this morning since I had no milk and had to go to Starbucks for a latte .... I didn't sit around on my computer all morning!! I got stuff done!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

How do you know he's nice? Did he bring you coffee?

Nope--don't drink coffee anyway but he was quite pleasant and put booties on over his shoes when he came in to look at the window :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Nope--don't drink coffee anyway but he was quite pleasant and put booties on over his shoes when he came in to look at the window :P

Gotta love a man in booties! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gotta love a man in booties! :)

True dat! :D

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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got another idea for a halloween costume--Lindsay Lohan--so I'd do a dirty red wig, prison jumper pulled tight on the top with some cleav and black bra and fancy belt, rolled up on the bottom with the ankle monitor and some fancy pumps, a syringe taped to my arm and a baggie of cornstarch for the coke....

Overdone??

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Not at all :lol: Would Jesse go as the guard or warden???:blink: Or how would he dress as a probation officer?? Maybe the arresting cop??

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Today normality officially returned to the shaky isles :rolleyes: The godwits, knowing nothing of earthquakes in the lower hemisphere, officially returned to Christchurch, and church bells pealed across Cathedral Square in the heart of the city to celebrate their annual return after a nine-day, 11,000 km (no, sorry, I don't do conversions, just live with two systems) migration from Alaska, to the common estuary of our two rivers for their summer feeding grounds. :D Remarkable birds, those godwits - sure glad our Boeing 777-200ER jet doesn't take that long. Can you imagine nine days wifout food, or taking along gluten free food for the ride??? :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
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got another idea for a halloween costume--Lindsay Lohan--

Not at all :lol: Would Jesse go as the guard or warden???:blink: Or how would he dress as a probation officer?? Maybe the arresting cop??

DH and I have gone as famous, easily-recognised couples to Hallowe'en parties, and the real reason that we were so incredibly phunny and memorable was because I went as the male figure and hub went as the woman. This you should do, Rah-shyelle... . . ....you're the cop, he's Lindsay. Yer peeps will be talking about it fer years. . .....

:lol:

B)

Shrooomie! The godwits.. . . . ....have never heard of these creatures. Must look them up. Gads, they must be wasted, skinny little things...nine days?? :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Rachelle, love the Lindsey idea with one of you as a cop or guard.

Shroomies bird's must be thinking, " What the French toast happened here? We leave the humans in charge for a few months and they trash the place!"

Just looked the birds up. J is impressed with the athletic ability. I like the long beaks.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The godwits, knowing nothing of earthquakes in the lower hemisphere, officially returned to Christchurch, and church bells pealed across Cathedral Square in the heart of the city to celebrate their annual return

Remarkable!

DH and I have gone as famous, easily-recognised couples to Hallowe'en parties, and the real reason that we were so incredibly phunny and memorable was because I went as the male figure and hub went as the woman.

Capitol idea!!! :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well... . . ...here is some certain comedic fodder. In their description of the black-tailed godwit, Wiki states that "The winter plumages are fairly drab, but three species have reddish underparts when breeding."

Omg. . . . ... . .:unsure:... . . . .their areas turn RED whilst breeding? Whot in hell?.. . . .....Trying to come up with a pragmatic, evolutionary reason for this to happen. Plumage, size and coloUr changes are said to occur to ensure the procreation of species by attracting the opposite sex.

Hmm. I should think that red would suggest a big stop sign for me. .. ....

Canna imagine being attracted to.. . . ..something suddenly red.

However, I am not a godwit... . . .. ....

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Wiki states that "The winter plumages are fairly drab, but three species have reddish underparts when breeding."

Omg. . . . ... . .:unsure:... . . . .their areas turn RED whilst breeding?

this ... doesn't... seem......unusual....if you think about it.....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Just went to the "Gluten Free Gala" at HyVee grocery. For some reason there was a huge array of sweets to sample but nothing else. I did my best to sample them all! Some were extremely delicious!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Shroomies bird's must be thinking, " What the French toast happened here? We leave the humans in charge for a few months and they trash the place!"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually, I think it was Mother Nature what did the trashing. The humans did the befouling of the estuary :o, since the sewerage system isn't fully restored and some of it is still escaping into the rivers:unsure: Hope the godwits stay safe.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Just signed up for a very scary math/stat class

**whimper**

hold me :ph34r: :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Just signed up for a very scary math/stat class

**whimper**

hold me :ph34r: :ph34r:

There, there, dear! (hugging and patting your back). You will do great!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Watching SNL. Got an idea for Russell's costume. The girl said she went last year wrapped in cellophane. She was a left-over.

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Deeeeelemmmmmma pholks, must start planning now.....need help!!!!

Good friend is throwing her annual Halloween party this year.

Our annual Halloween shindig is coming up too, but we're supposed to go as fairy tale characters :blink:

T'is 'British cheese week'

I love cheese..... the smellier the better huh.gif

:greenguyphace:

I LOVES me cheese, but........ :ph34r:

Brad & Angelina. Each carry a doll of different races.

Last year a couple went as John and Kate plus eight. She wore a cocktail dress and a boa. He was Asian and had 8 babydolls pinned to his shirt.

I have a little story to tell.

:huh:

:unsure:

:blink:

I am SOOOOO confused!!!!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Curly Lisa, you could go as a character from Shrek. They are sort of twisted versions of fairy tale characters.

The background characters? Wicked witches parents? They must have been some mean, twisted people. The police looking for Snow White when she disappeared into the woods? Did they put out an Amber Alert ?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Carla is back!!!!!!! She just couldn't stay away :wub:

Didja bring any of our other missing psillies with you? :unsure:

People!!! What am I doing here??!!?? We're camping this weekend and I have not even STARTED getting ready!!! Gah!!!! OK, so maybe it's one of those unconscious subconscious things of not really wanting to go. Uggghhhh!!! So much work for so little time actually on location.

You're camping THIS weekend???? HERE?????? :o

It is waaay too cold at night, as far as I'm concerned.

Didja get rained out yet?

Canna imagine being attracted to.. . . ..something suddenly red.

However, I am not a godwit... . . .. ....

:rolleyes:

How about passionate purple......or pink?

Much more appealing, methinks. B)

Just signed up for a very scary math/stat class

**whimper**

hold me :ph34r: :ph34r:

I can nae believe Jess is askeert of a little math/stat class <_<

I know yer gonna kick butt in that class ;)

Curly Lisa, you could go as a character from Shrek. They are sort of twisted versions of fairy tale characters.

The background characters? Wicked witches parents? They must have been some mean, twisted people. The police looking for Snow White when she disappeared into the woods? Did they put out an Amber Alert ?

Hubby could be the one-legged gingerbread boy :lol: .....he already has the crutch! :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hubby could be the one-legged gingerbread boy :lol: .....he already has the crutch! :P

Perfect! You could be the baker. Or the person who ate the cookie piece!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

this ... doesn't... seem......unusual....if you think about it.....

Yeah...really :ph34r:

Just went to the "Gluten Free Gala" at HyVee grocery. For some reason there was a huge array of sweets to sample but nothing else. I did my best to sample them all! Some were extremely delicious!

Woohoo!! How phun to actually try samples at the grocery. Was so happy the one time HEB in Texas was giving out samples of Lara Bars. :D:D

Just signed up for a very scary math/stat class

**whimper**

hold me :ph34r: :ph34r:

You will do great, wifout a doubt ;)

BreezieDaye Newbie
BreezieDaye
Posted

OH WAIT!!!!!!!!!

I forgot..... we got a grandbaybee!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

She's MEGA CUTE!!!

Lisa looks waaaay too young to be a Grandma - natch cool.gif

Hi Brianna biggrin.gif

O......M......G!!!! You TOTALLY spelled me name wrong! The grandbabby frowns at you! :angry:

BreezieDaye Newbie
BreezieDaye
Posted

My favorite Halloween costume was when my friend dressed in ragged, dirty clothes, gave himself a makeup black eye, and his shirt read, "The Economy." One year I was Strawberry Shortcake, one year my husband and I went as Johnny Cash and June Carter...You could be a couple of the kids from Twilight...

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