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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Sorry Kerrighnne--we've been out all day. Here's my "recipe"....I don't measure or anything, just dump, mix, and bake.

Meatloaph

Pound and a half or so of ground meat

2 slices bread

milk (or sub--even water)

egg

ketchup

medium sized onion

salt & pepper

Finely mince onion, saute in a little olive oil until soft and set aside to cool. Preheat oven to 350.

Tear bread into small pieces and put into large bowl. Pour enough milk over it to soak and let it absorb for a couple minutes. Add egg, ketchup (about 1/2 cup), salt, pepper, and onion and combine. Add the meat and mix well.

Shape into a loaf and bake (I line pan with non-stick foil) and bake for about one hour.

Would have to add Franks Hot Sauce for my guys! Maybe salsa instead of ketchup?

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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For those of you who actually know English:

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I doughn't talk English. I talk Amurrican. I belief that if you re- side in USA you are acquired to talk Amurrican.

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I doughn't talk English. I talk Amurrican. I belief that if you re- side in USA you are acquired to talk Amurrican.

I certainly felt acquired to torque Amurrican -- I was made ineligible for rehigher at one employer because I had the wrong ascent. I guess there must have been some cussions to cause those repercussions; or I did not reach my peek performance? :o

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Used my new immersion blender to make whipped non-fat milk. You can't make it thick the way cream gets, but if you blend in some instant pudding it makes an awesome mousse. :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Would have to add Franks Hot Sauce for my guys! Maybe salsa instead of ketchup?

Salsa would work great--you can personalize it anyway you want. Sometimes I use some chopped green pepper along with the onion. A big handful of grated cheddar mixed in is nice too.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Used my new immersion blender to make whipped non-fat milk. You can't make it thick the way cream gets, but if you blend in some instant pudding it makes an awesome mousse. :P

I think the boys might prefer this to the meatloaf! :)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Bloody cold here. Currently -2F and expected to go down to -15F overnight. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Bloody cold here. Currently -2F and expected to go down to -15F overnight. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Sounds like a 3 cat night!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Sounds like a 3 cat night!

Might also have to add in the wife. :o :o

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Hello my dear psillies,

I am literally having the !@#$iest birthday of my life!!!!!!! I'm having a colonoscopy/endoscopy tomorrow and have spent the entire day and night doing a cleanse (and living in my bathroom).

Will probably not be back online until later tomorrow. At least I like this doctor and he's doing both procedures at once. DH taking yet another dy off to take care of me.

Sorry for whining! sad.gifsad.gifsad.gifsad.gifsad.gif

Hugs,

Loey

Dixiebell Contributor
Dixiebell
Posted

This was too funny to me to pass up

Some one posted a recipe and I'm guessing hit the wrong keys

"use a pastry brush to butter the sides then ass in the pancake batter." :blink:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hello my dear psillies,

I am literally having the !@#$iest birthday of my life!!!!!!! I'm having a colonoscopy/endoscopy tomorrow and have spent the entire day and night doing a cleanse (and living in my bathroom).

Hugs,

Loey

Happy Birthday, Loey? Hope your have a nice bathroom with a comfy pot!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

This was too funny to me to pass up

Some one posted a recipe and I'm guessing hit the wrong keys

"use a pastry brush to butter the sides then ass in the pancake batter." :blink:

Hi Dixie!

I believe you misunderstood this thread. This is not an actual recipe for a greasy type of pancake with fruit sauce but a suggestion to spice up a marriage. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Holy hell.. . . . ..my ass in pancake batter?.. . . .:huh:.....dunno how spiced up that would suddenly make my marriage.. ..,. . .must ask DH. Would one be using a mixmaster in this scenario? Spatula?.. . . .. . .. .I would need quite the frying pan, I fear... . . .... . <_<

Bloody cold here. Currently -2F and expected to go down to -15F overnight. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Yup. Frozen pipe(s) 'round this house. No hot water. Showering at the gym until further notice.. . . . ....

Sounds like a 3 cat night!

Might also have to add in the wife.

One husband, two cats and two substandard poodles. Quite phunny, all of us on our king-sized bed last night. It really was warm! B):lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Holy hell.. . . . ..my ass in pancake batter?.. . . .:huh:.....dunno how spiced up that would suddenly make my marriage.. ..,. . .must ask DH. Would one be using a mixmaster in this scenario? Spatula?.. . . .. . .. .I would need quite the frying pan, I fear... . . .... . <_<

Yup. Frozen pipe(s) 'round this house. No hot water. Showering at the gym until further notice.. . . . ....

One husband, two cats and two substandard poodles. Quite phunny, all of us on our king-sized bed last night. It really was warm! B):lol:

Glad you're staying warm and clean!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

This is ridiculous--highs of 15 degrees....more snow tomorrow. Jeesh. :huh:

Of course, I'll be here in August complaining about how hot it is..... :P

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Your cold temps even made our papers :unsure: Stay warm, you guys, stay in if you can, heck stay in bed!! Sorry to have to mention we have 70 degrees right now, but it's sposed to get hotter. Windows open, ocean breezes, nice.... :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Sorry to have to mention we have 70 degrees right now, but it's sposed to get hotter. Windows open, ocean breezes, nice.... :D

:lol: :lol:

We have....

wait for it....

RAIN!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Sorry to have to mention we have 70 degrees right now, but it's sposed to get hotter. Windows open, ocean breezes, nice.... :D

<_< <_< <_<

What in hell am I doing in this part of the world?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Did youse guys see that we hit a new peeps online at the same time record this afternoon??

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

Did youse guys see that we hit a new peeps online at the same time record this afternoon??

WOW! 460something.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Congrats to all who were here at 3:49PM :P

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Congrats to all who were here at 3:49PM :P

Did they take attendance? I might have been here.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Did they take attendance? I might have been here.

I know--I'm trying to remember if I was.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I know--I'm trying to remember if I was.

12 were actual registered users with names and the other 500 were guests. I hope no one expects me to cook for all those guests. The wine alone will be a mortgage payment or 2.

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