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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I'm pretty sure it's byow. That way there'll be no arguing over flour paste in casks. If you get glutened it's your own fault.

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I'm pretty sure it's byow. That way there'll be no arguing over flour paste in casks. If you get glutened it's your own fault.

Oh! thank goodness! I didn't want to be responsible for all that glutening! Robert Mondavi is rolling over in his grave at the thought of flour in his wine!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Well< I was AWOL. I was avidly bridging :P (hosting and very unsportingly, unhostesslike beating their sox off :lol: ) I even had the noive to serve them store-bought instead of home-baked :o afternoon tea. These Americans!!! No manners!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Two kids down with the flu :( . . . it's really blowing through here.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Did they take attendance? I might have been here.

Well, for all of us who were absent, I do hope that everyone else has a note from their mothers. .. . . ...or doctors. :rolleyes:

Two kids down with the flu :( . . . it's really blowing through here.

Man, here, too. . .. .....Jack was down on Friday with it. . . . ....fingers crossed that it has left the building. . . . .

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Well< I was AWOL. I was avidly bridging :P (hosting and very unsportingly, unhostesslike beating their sox off :lol: ) I even had the noive to serve them store-bought instead of home-baked :o afternoon tea. These Americans!!! No manners!

Did you talk Amurrican, two?

Two kids down with the flu :( . . . it's really blowing through here.

J had the cold that is going around for about 2 hours. Matt coughed about 5 times. I guess there is some benefit to our over vigilant immune systems. :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Man, here, too. . .. .....Jack was down on Friday with it. . . . ....fingers crossed that it has left the building. . . . .

Mark has it since last week. I'm still fighting it but the scratchy throat I woke up with doesn't bode well... :unsure:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well I hope none of you were at the party. We don't need the entire board - guests included - coming down with something.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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We had planned to go to South Jersey over the weekend, but didn't want to give Mark's cold to the kids. We called Matt Friday night to let him know.

Saturday morning I got an email from him saying he woke up with the start of a cold and he musta caught it over the phone. :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Well I hope none of you were at the party. We don't need the entire board - guests included - coming down with something.

Guests and MODS! What would we do if youse guys all got sick? Who'd run the show??

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

I swear life doesn't slow down :rolleyes: Hub got back from business trip in sunny Orlando, where, for their opening welcome night, the had rented out all of Universal Studios, so he had a blast. I actually had a really good time with the kids and the new bunbun who is attached to me already (and I to him ;) ). I had a brunch at my house for my family Sunday morning and a Demarle dinner party Sunday evening. It was a lot of fun, but we didn't sell a whole lot... Oh well! Back to the grind this week :unsure:

UGH!!dry.gif

Did I tell you guys we're FINALLY getting a new kitchen?? Complete remodel.

GAWD! That dust goes ALL over the house mad.gif

Congrats!!! And gooooooooood luck ;) Twas the worst 2 months of my life and I even have and extra kitchen!

Hello my dear psillies,

I am literally having the !@#$iest birthday of my life!!!!!!! Loey

Happy Birthday! I hope it got better.....

Holy hell.. . . . ..my ass in pancake batter?.. . . .:huh:.....dunno how spiced up that would suddenly make my marriage.. ..,. . .must ask DH. Would one be using a mixmaster in this scenario? Spatula?.. . . .. . .. .I would need quite the frying pan, I fear... . . .... . <_<

Maybe brownie batter, chocolate ganasche.... something like that would probably be better than pancake batter :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

We had planned to go to South Jersey over the weekend, but didn't want to give Mark's cold to the kids. We called Matt Friday night to let him know.

Saturday morning I got an email from him saying he woke up with the start of a cold and he musta caught it over the phone. :P

When I get done typing this I'm disinfecting the iPad!

Guests and MODS! What would we do if youse guys all got sick? Who'd run the show??

Me & you Em! Think of the changes we could make! No more nasty comments about my favorite things like Fritos Lay products and wine! Everyone must tell a joke, adopt a homeless pet & post in their jammies!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

post in their jammies!

Check!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

When I get done typing this I'm disinfecting the iPad!

Apparently I've sneezed away my ability to multi quote :blink:

Anywho, I wanted to say be gentle wif Maxi :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Guests and MODS! What would we do if youse guys all got sick? Who'd run the show??

Me & you Em! Think of the changes we could make!

:o

Heaven help us!!

:lol:

No more nasty comments about my favorite things like Fritos Lay products and wine! Everyone must tell a joke, adopt a homeless pet & post in their jammies!

...although, you are off to a good start!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Woo-hoo!! I thought it was a fluke early this morning when I caught a Gluten Free Chex commercial on a cable station. I just saw it again on ABC!!

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Quick drive-by. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Quick drive-by. :rolleyes:

Hi PeOte! B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Quick drive-by. :rolleyes:

Hi Peter!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Me & you Em! Think of the changes we could make!

Ohmagaaaaaawwwwd... ...... . . . . .the changes, the changes. . .. ....all right, if Kherrighnne and I were running this joint (and K, you would be head banana and I second-in-command -- all hell would break loose if I were at the helm) there would be an unlimited number of emoticons per post (and more of them -- barf-man, glutened-looking face, PMS/menstrual-cramp-face, I'm-getting-my-colonoscopy-tomorrow-and-I'm-anything-but-stoked-visage).... . ...we would absolutely create a thread section where forum members are encouraged to be drunk whilst posting (a special section - - '''Celiacs who drink too much, and what they have to say".. . . .... . .perhaps we would need interpreters. Jeez, the possibilities are endless. Let's get on this, Kherrighnne .. ...

:lol:

Woo-hoo!! I thought it was a fluke early this morning when I caught a Gluten Free Chex commercial on a cable station. I just saw it again on ABC!!

Crap.. . . . ...I'm sure it will never be available in Canada. Youse guys have so much more than we do up here.. . .. . ...:angry:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Ohmagaaaaaawwwwd... ...... . . . . .the changes, the changes. . .. ....all right, if Kherrighnne and I were running this joint (and K, you would be head banana and I second-in-command -- all hell would break loose if I were at the helm) there would be an unlimited number of emoticons per post (and more of them -- barf-man, glutened-looking face, PMS/menstrual-cramp-face, I'm-getting-my-colonoscopy-tomorrow-and-I'm-anything-but-stoked-visage).... . ...we would absolutely create a thread section where forum members are encouraged to be drunk whilst posting (a special section - - '''Celiacs who drink too much, and what they have to say".. . . .... . .perhaps we would need interpreters. Jeez, the possibilities are endless. Let's get on this, Kherrighnne .. ...

:lol:

Crap.. . . . ...I'm sure it will never be available in Canada. Youse guys have so much more than we do up here.. . .. . ...:angry:

We need to get all the mods "indisposed". Then we take over. I love the emoticons and the new drunk thread. Excellant ideas. I'm going out to get a pirate flag to fly after the mutiny.

No Chex in Canada? After we take over C.com we will have to work on that! Haaaaaa! Power!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

...we would absolutely create a thread section where forum members are encouraged to be drunk whilst posting (a special section - - '''Celiacs who drink too much, and what they have to say".. . . ...

It was such a success here in limited showings, I'm sure it would go over huge in it's own phorym :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Patti - I see they are building a Schar plant in NJ. Didn't say where. But its in NJ so it must be near you. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Patti - I see they are building a Schar plant in NJ. Didn't say where. But its in NJ so it must be near you. :)

Haven't heard about it but will keep my eye out and report. Do they have any other locations in the US?

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

It was such a success here in limited showings, I'm sure it would go over huge in it's own phorym :rolleyes:

Yes, it was. Unfortunately our most proliphic poster found activities other than alkyhol to keep her occupied :rolleyes:

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