The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Ridgewalker]

I would NEVER give my children YooHoos . . . are you nuts? And daddy never farts . . . only the dog farts at our house, go figure.

That's the "I just found an Easter egg" victory dance (egg held high and just out of the picture). If you look close, you'll notice she's wearing her Christmas jammies.

Gah! That's great! A couple years ago, Lucas ran up to me with an egg and shouted, The Easter Bunny came last night!!! Since it was late September, I raised an eyebrow. I asked him, Where did you get that chocolate egg? The kitty had it. Hrmmm, better give me that, honey.

Incidentally...

My cat (who now lives with my parents) is very old and crabby. She is the tiniest full-grown cat in the world, and is completely black. She is 14 years old and hates kids. She's actually never scratched the kids, but they freak her out. So when Ezra started walking, he'd chase her a little.

So, here's something that I still laugh about when it randomly pops into my head. Ezra, 18 months old, corners the cat. The cat turns around, arches her back a bit, and hisses at him. And Ezra giggled hilariously and hissed back!!! So then for a few months after that, he'd run after the cat, giggling and hissing at her. Sigh... I think he thought she was his buddy. The cat thought, er, something else.

[Ridgewalker]

PS- Daddy totally farts over here, but Ezra's farts smell the worst.

[blueeyedmanda]

PS- Daddy totally farts over here, but Ezra's farts smell the worst.

In our house, Lucky's farts are the worst, he beats out John and I combined.

[Ridgewalker]

In our house, Lucky's farts are the worst, he beats out John and I combined.

One day the kids and I were in Sam's Club. Ezra was in the big part of the cart, and Lucas walked beside me as I pushed it. Well, Ez has horrible gas- silent and deadly. Luke and I were like, Jeez Ez, gah that's really awful! And he'd say, What I don't smell anything!

And I had to explain to the kids the concept of how farts linger in the air. Ezra would fart, and then Lucas and I would have to walk through the gas cloud. It was science in action!

[blueeyedmanda]

One day the kids and I were in Sam's Club. Ezra was in the big part of the cart, and Lucas walked beside me as I pushed it. Well, Ez has horrible gas- silent and deadly. Luke and I were like, Jeez Ez, gah that's really awful! And he'd say, What I don't smell anything!

And I had to explain to the kids the concept of how farts linger in the air. Ezra would fart, and then Lucas and I would have to walk through the gas cloud. It was science in action!

LOL!

[tom]

So, here's something that I still laugh about when it randomly pops into my head. Ezra, 18 months old, corners the cat. The cat turns around, arches her back a bit, and hisses at him. And Ezra giggled hilariously and hissed back!!! So then for a few months after that, he'd run after the cat, giggling and hissing at her.

LMAO I LOVE this!!

[nikki-uk]

I think Nikki is done with his hair, and has moved to the manicure/pedicure portion of "the full treatment". She's brave one that Nikki. I heard she was raised by wolves in the Scottish highlands.

Ah can 'nae deny it - aye - it were tough

Nikki- Kurt downloaded Little Britain. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Most excellent silliness

And daddy never farts . . . only the dog farts at our house, go figure.

Kind of the reverse in my house - all blame it on Daddy (easy target- bless 'im)

In our house, Lucky's farts are the worst, he beats out John and I combined.

Right now the Yeti beats ALL beings (can Yeti's get celiac disease? - and what the bloomin' 'eck has he been eating )

BTW - Bev - he's being difficult about the shell bikini

[elye]

Right now the Yeti beats ALL beings (can Yeti's get celiac disease? - and what the bloomin' 'eck has he been eating )

BTW - Bev - he's being difficult about the shell bikini

Nikki, what are you complaining about? I agree, our yeti beats all beings gas-wise, but you were only doing his hair...I was the inseam measurer, remember?! Talk about a rush job...

So, he'll have the shell bikini on under his tux, and perhaps he can fling his pants off as he's ascending the aisle for the big view. I can understand his being "difficult" about the shells around his midsection, what with digging in and all. I'm assuming there will be no one on the guest list from the SPCA, or Endangered Animal Rescue...

[blueeyedmanda]

1 day people 1 day!!!!!! I am so nervous, I really didnt sleep last night. It is scary...

Anyway I have to finish cleaning, I am popping on and off today.

[Darn210]

Nikki sent me a pic of the Yeti - he's set to go. . . Nice job Nikki . . . who would have thought a Yeti would fit in with a beach theme?

[Darn210]

Nikki sent me a pic of the Yeti - he's set to go. . . Nice job Nikki . . . who would have thought a Yeti would fit in with a beach theme?

Actually, Nikki's probably thinking . . . GAH!!!!! I would never had turned out a Yeti looking like that!!! Those shells are all wrong and will most likely fall out during the first dance!!!

[tom]

1 day people 1 day!!!!!! I am so nervous, I really didnt sleep last night. It is scary...

AAAAAAAAAGH!!

1 DAY!!!!!!!

<ooooh excitement>

*sniff* we just *sniff* gotta remember . .. .we're *sniff* not losing a silly . . . *sniff* . .. <HONK>(noseblow) .. . *sniff*

.. .. .we're gaining a . . ...uhhhhh . .. .

.. .new source of material?

[Jestgar]

*sniff* we just *sniff* gotta remember . .. .we're *sniff* not losing a silly . . . *sniff* . .. <HONK>(noseblow) .. . *sniff*

.. .. .we're gaining a . . ...uhhhhh . .. .

.. .new source of material?

leave it to a silly yak to turn a sacred ritual into an endless source of amusement.

Oh well, I guess 'manda was asking for it, having the yeti and all.

[DingoGirl]

BTW - Bev - he's being difficult about the shell bikini

I've heard they can be that way

1 day people 1 day!!!!!! I am so nervous, I really didnt sleep last night. It is scary...

Anyway I have to finish cleaning, I am popping on and off today.

Um, are you cleaning the house the day before your wedding? cause, I would just say, unless you're hosting something there - OMG let that one go - let teh squalor build!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but I have a disquieting thought -

PEOPLE -

what are we going to do after Amanda's wedding? Where will we take our parade? what's next? what is there to LIVE for after this?

I think I"ll get married.

But shoot, have appointments today and can't be on Zombie watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nikki sent me a pic of the Yeti - he's set to go. . . Nice job Nikki . . . who would have thought a Yeti would fit in with a beach theme?

excellent

Actually, Nikki's probably thinking . . . GAH!!!!! I would never had turned out a Yeti looking like that!!! Those shells are all wrong and will most likely fall out during the first dance!!!

Um, NO ONE is going to dance with Yeti....I don't THINK, anyway.......... Mary Kate (or is it Ashley?) is now with Lance, and Yeti was able to sniff out that the other twin wasn't the right one............

SLOW DAY HERE!

Where are all you east coasters????????????????

[Mtndog]

1 day people 1 day!!!!!! I am so nervous, I really didnt sleep last night. It is scary...

Anyway I have to finish cleaning, I am popping on and off today.

YAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Patti - Yea! Worse parts over! How are the washer and dryer? Did they make it OK?

I had to leave my beautiful set at the other house--the ones here are not nearly as nice

I'd say Patti is your best bet for help w/ laundry - and only 2 hrs away! Why, she could come to your house and do it for you! When she's done there she can stop over at my house (her unpacking can wait ) I'll make peanut blossoms, and I'll even share my stash of Mike 'n Ikes with her...(That's candy, NOT people chained up in my basement).

Richard is my new secretary....

Perhaps i can convince the wife to drop me at the hobby shop whilst she tries on every pair of shoes within the city limits

And don't rush her Shoes are of the utmost importance.

Is that REALLY you in the avatar???????

I saw Richard's pic. too He looks like someone.....can't for the life of me think of who though....

Oh I just had the most satisfying bowel movement. (few and far between, folks, what with all the calcium ) Perhpas popcorn is the key?

Yep--my money'd be on the popcorn Does some satisfying things for me. too

Other embarrassing songs on the Ipod:

I like "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

Nikki said "moobs"

Amanda---TOMORROW!!!!!!!! My only advice is to remember to breathe and enjoy every minute of the day tomorrow--it's gonna go by so fast.

[jerseyangel]

Oh--I forgot...

I've had numerous cats through the years--I have never heard any of them fart I didn't know cats did that.

[elye]

PEOPLE -

what are we going to do after Amanda's wedding? Where will we take our parade? what's next? what is there to LIVE for after this?

I've been thinking this, also...Well, we DO have the honeymoon...

Amanda, I've got all these butterflies in my stomach for you...kind of nice to have those, again, instead of gas pain. Cannot think of ANY poignant advice, or any resonating quotations about love and/or marriage. Man, I'm slipping!

[jerseyangel]

Well, we DO have the honeymoon...

Gawd!!!!

[Mtndog]

I've been thinking this, also...Well, we DO have the honeymoon...

Amanda, I've got all these butterflies in my stomach for you...kind of nice to have those, again, instead of gas pain. Cannot think of ANY poignant advice, or any resonating quotations about love and/or marriage. Man, I'm slipping!

I can't wait for the honeymoon! It will be so much fun! We are going to need a really big hot tub!

How many do we have to fit in? Let's see...all of us, plus Amanda's new hubby, the Yeti, Danny, Richard's wife and her shoes, the dingos, Allo, all my pets, the yeti, Lance and Ashley? maybe we shouldn't invite them

Oh and those Mike and Ike guys that Richard is holding hostage in his basement

[jerseyangel]

I can't wait for the honeymoon! It will be so much fun! We are going to need a really big hot tub!

How many do we have to fit in? Let's see...all of us, plus Amanda's new hubby, the Yeti, Danny, Richard's wife and her shoes, the dingos, Allo, all my pets, the yeti, Lance and Ashley? maybe we shouldn't invite them

Oh and those Mike and Ike guys that Richard is holding hostage in his basement

I could be wrong here, but I don't think Ashley would share our brand of humor

Amanda's honeymoon is going to be a blast!! I don't know if we'll be able to find a hot tub big enough--maybe a heated pool?

[Mtndog]

I could be wrong here, but I don't think Ashley would share our brand of humor

Amanda's honeymoon is going to be a blast!! I don't know if we'll be able to find a hot tub big enough--maybe a heated pool?

Maybe we can build one quick!

<------------- Like this but much bigger!

[elye]

Well...there's now one space available...Bob G.'s....

[nikki-uk]

Oh--I forgot...

I've had numerous cats through the years--I have never heard any of them fart I didn't know cats did that.

Clearly *I* have had more than my fair share of farty cats then (a London thing maybe )

Amanda's honeymoon is going to be a blast!! I don't know if we'll be able to find a hot tub big enough--maybe a heated pool?

Good plan - don't forget the special filter (yeti fur).....shell themed bathing suits???

Although I just don't know what it'll do to the yeti's hairdo (shells an' all)....but hey!! ...once it's over what does it matter WHAT we look like ?!?

[jerseyangel]

Maybe we can build one quick!

<------------- Like this but much bigger!

Ooh--classy! (again, my Homer Simpson voice)

Well...there's now one space available...Bob G.'s....

Poor Bob