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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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I will start looking for nice houses in my neighborhood here in Kansas for you. I will not find any with a MIL suite.

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Have you thought of Vancouver Island, Em??

elye Community Regular
elye
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How about New Zealand?? .....

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Don't know about New Zealand if the thought of the proximity of your MIL gives you the shakes.... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Don't know about New Zealand if the thought of the proximity of your MIL gives you the shakes.... :rolleyes:

New Zealand is bloody far from ANYWHERE in Canada... . ..there would be a nice, huge expanse of ocean and topography between us.....no dropping in, no constant phonecalls... . ...

OMG....it still hasn't sunk in.. . . ... . ..next summer. She. Will. Be. HERE.

:unsure:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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New Zealand is bloody far from ANYWHERE in Canada... . ..there would be a nice, huge expanse of ocean and topography between us.....no dropping in, no constant phonecalls... . ...

OMG....it still hasn't sunk in.. . . ... . ..next summer. She. Will. Be. HERE.

:unsure:

Kansas is pretty far. If she has seen the Wizard of Oz, she might never want to visit. And we have wild packs of wandering standard poodles so the dogs would have a club to join.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Apparently, we must now worry about gluten on our small lizards and car insurance? :lol:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Apparently, we must now worry about gluten on our small lizards and car insurance? :lol:

You got a lot of native lizards in Kansas?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

You got a lot of native lizards in Kansas?

Yeah. We have Geckos. Not as big as that guy.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yeah. We have Geckos. Not as big as that guy.

Make sure you have them bathe before coming inside.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Make sure you have them bathe before coming inside.

I'll scrub them!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I'll scrub them!

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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welp, started seeing another guy. I know you guys have better things to do than to listen to me babble about men, so I thought I'd just let yas know. :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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welp, started seeing another guy. I know you guys have better things to do than to listen to me babble about men, so I thought I'd just let yas know. :)

I have nothing better than listening to dating stories! Details!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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He lives on his yacht and just got back from two years sailing the west coast, from Alaska down to Mexico.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Interesting! Is he a pirate?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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hm

he shivered me timbers, but beyond that I couldn't tell you... :rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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hm

he shivered me timbers, but beyond that I couldn't tell you... :rolleyes:

:o;)

Well now......sounds like you've been keeping something from us! Babble away! :P

He sounds fascinating already :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I was making him breakfast yesterday :ph34r: -at noon- and he casually said "oh, I've been thinking about my recipes and I'm pretty sure I can rework most of them so you can eat them." :) So far he's made me omelets and sweet and sour chicken, but I'm sure he'll do more. He told me he was late meeting me the other day because he was getting a tour of the gluten-free section at the store. Sweet man. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I was making him breakfast yesterday :ph34r: -at noon- and he casually said "oh, I've been thinking about my recipes and I'm pretty sure I can rework most of them so you can eat them." :) So far he's made me omelets and sweet and sour chicken, but I'm sure he'll do more. He told me he was late meeting me the other day because he was getting a tour of the gluten-free section at the store. Sweet man. :)

Sounds great!!! . . . except for this part :unsure: :

So far he's made me omelets and sweet and sour chicken, . . .

Hide yer chkvrbs, Jess . . . or they may end up sweet and soured.

:P

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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OMG....it still hasn't sunk in.. . . ... . ..next summer. She. Will. Be. HERE.

:unsure:

Well.....let's look at the bright side.

Psillyville has been a little tumbleweedy, lately. I'm sure her move will provide lots of interesting stories. You might even want to start a book, Em.

Ummmm.......isn't there somebody who should be warned, though? :unsure: Do you have, like, a National Guard or sumphin' up there in Canada?.....the highway patrol?.......Homeland security?........Royal Mounties?........

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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The Order of the Jedi, while seated in Canada, is a worldwide Order.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Em - she isn't planning to live with you, is she? ( what did I do with my barfy face?)

Jess, how did you find another nice one? Do they grow them on that island? Did you miss the ferry and he gave you a ride?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Jess, how did you find another nice one? Do they grow them on that island? Did you miss the ferry and he gave you a ride?

picked him up in a (coffee) bar. He lives across the bridge, actually..or...that's where his boat is moored for the time being. He's only been back from Mexico since August so he's still trying to figure out what to do. He retired, got divorced, sold everything, bought a boat, and that's where he is......suddenly realizing that he's got to figure out how to entertain himself for the next twenty years or so....I'm suggesting handy work on my house. :P I even said he could use my miter saw. :D

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curlyfries
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I even said he could use my miter saw. :D

What a lucky man! It's not every day a woman offers the use of her miter saw :P

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