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elye Community Regular

Hey, hey.. . .. .day three, and Michelle has moved up to nineteenth. . . .. . ..still got 16 dogs.. . ... :)


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Jestgar Rising Star

Hey, hey.. . .. .day three, and Michelle has moved up to nineteenth. . . .. . ..still got 16 dogs.. . ... :)

:) :) :)

kareng Grand Master

Hey, hey.. . .. .day three, and Michelle has moved up to nineteenth. . . .. . ..still got 16 dogs.. . ... :)

Run, Doggies, Run!

psawyer Proficient

I heard from Rachelle earlier today. She asked me to "Please pass on my love to the psillie group and tell them that I'll be back soon!!"

She does not have internet access at home, but expects to solve that soon.

kareng Grand Master

I heard from Rachelle earlier today. She asked me to "Please pass on my love to the psillie group and tell them that I'll be back soon!!"

She does not have internet access at home, but expects to solve that soon.

That's what happens when you move into a new place. The internet service doesn't follow along nicely. :(

psawyer Proficient

Need a few chuckles? Maybe even a belly laugh? Open Original Shared Link

Shared with me by a dear friend, who got it from a friend, etc.

mushroom Proficient

Langwidge, dontcha just luv it :D


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Crohn's forum funnies. Them Crohnies have a strange sense of humor. :)

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elye Community Regular

Need a few chuckles? Maybe even a belly laugh? Open Original Shared Link

I give this terrific missive out to my intermediate students when we're studying vocabulary and plurals.. . ...now they find it REALLY humourous.. . .... . ..:lol:

Crohn's forum funnies. Them Crohnies have a strange sense of humor. :)

Open Original Shared Link

Couldn't access the page, Jeeee-Efff :huh:.. .....I need to put in a Special Crohn's Password and Secret Security Handshake..... ...... ..unless....that is the humour...?. .. ..a wee trick, perhaps?. . .. .. :rolleyes:....

GFinDC Veteran

I give this terrific missive out to my intermediate students when we're studying vocabulary and plurals.. . ...now they find it REALLY humourous.. . .... . ..:lol:

Couldn't access the page, Jeeee-Efff :huh:.. .....I need to put in a Special Crohn's Password and Secret Security Handshake..... ...... ..unless....that is the humour...?. .. ..a wee trick, perhaps?. . .. .. :rolleyes:....

Bummer, I thot peepill kud c it witout an accountant. Well den, trust me it is pretty funnee stuff! har-hars and tee-hees galore!

Ok, well oops then. I checked since you posted Mlee and you r rite. It is in a members only section of the board. So never mind!

elye Community Regular

Ok, well oops then. I checked since you posted Mlee and you r rite. It is in a members only section of the board. So never mind!

Hmmm.. . ..*Members Only* Board, huh. . .. . ....SO unlike us loving, open and friendly celiacs o'er here with an open community.. . . . anybody can check out what we're saying -- and if one stumbles upon us here in this thread, he or she likely reads two posts, shakes his or her head, and skitters quickly back to the closed Crohnsville.... . . . :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

Bummer, I thot peepill kud c it witout an accountant. Well den, trust me it is pretty funnee stuff! har-hars and tee-hees galore!

Ok, well oops then. I checked since you posted Mlee and you r rite. It is in a members only section of the board. So never mind!

Never mind?? NEVERMIND???? You taunt us with supposed hilarity and then send us to a place with a padlocked gate???? :angry: :angry: :angry:

Methinkks there IS no hilarity and G.F. is pullin' on alla our legs.

elye Community Regular

HEY! Things are suddenly getting VERY exciting up in the frozen north!! Last evening Michelle was in 17th place. Right now she has moved into 8TH.... . . ...she has travelled 714 miles, and has 261 miles to the finish line in Nome. . . . . . . .. :o:o . . . .... :D... . . ..

HOW EXCITING!!

Here is the official Iditarod route. Michelle has just gone through the Kaltag checkpoint :

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Jestgar Rising Star

Oh thanks! I keep forgetting to check in on her progress.

Being (happily) unemployed has a distinct mellowing effect on the brain.

GFinDC Veteran

Never mind?? NEVERMIND???? You taunt us with supposed hilarity and then send us to a place with a padlocked gate???? :angry: :angry: :angry:

Methinkks there IS no hilarity and G.F. is pullin' on alla our legs.

Ah, yes neva mind, neva mind, scuseme!

hmm.

Well, at least I got a little sample for you:

Jestgar Rising Star
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elye Community Regular

Gah.. . ..I'm certain I just saw that on a Walmartian's bent-over backside.. .. ..

Jestgar Rising Star

Woot! Turned my paper in yesterday so I officially have NOTHING I have to do!! No job, no class, nuttin. :D :D :D :D

The pirate suggested we sail up to the Open Original Shared Link for a couple weeks

elye Community Regular

The pirate suggested we sail up to the Open Original Shared Link for a couple weeks

Go, Jyessss, GO! I would LOVE to go there with a pirate.... . ... ..so many places there to do some major swashbuckling.....

Darn210 Enthusiast

The pirate suggested we sail up to the Open Original Shared Link for a couple weeks

You gonna shiver his timber, Jess?

...and YeeHaw on gettin' that paper thang done!

jerseyangel Proficient

Woot! Turned my paper in yesterday so I officially have NOTHING I have to do!! No job, no class, nuttin. :D :D :D :D

The pirate suggested we sail up to the Open Original Shared Link for a couple weeks

Woohoo!! :D

Time to decompress--don't forget yer eyepatch!

Loey Rising Star

Just stopping in with a quick hello full of love & positive energy. Slowly but surely I'm getting back to my own wacky ways. I've been cooking using my crockpot. Hard to accept that the easy things are no longer easy but I do feel blessed to be able to do these things at all. Simple things - like food shopping (but still not alone due to falling). Superman and I started watching Game of Thrones (Tony recomended it and we love it). Tony's taking Rob to a Springsteen concert over break.Tony didn't think I'd be able to handle a 6-7 hour car ride each way. Rob's taking me to see Joan Osbourne in April. BTW please forgive all the errors I haven't recovered from the two mini-strokes yet. I'll be damned if I let anything else keep me down.

Time to eat the yummy pot roast I made yesterday. It was the first day I drove I hit the same fence twice-no damage done(Rob drove the rest of that day).

Remember the warm weather is coming and the beach beckons (as does room in our house!

All my Love,

Loey

P.S. We'll be in NJ for a few days starting with July 7th. Rob's going to a concert (Roger Waters) with a high school friend and I'm sleeping at a close girlfriends house that night. We'll have a free day or two before or after that.

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Welcome back Loey!

Those darn fences get in the way on purpose I think. They are very attention seeking inanimate objects. A couple of them have lured my cars in the past, so I know the way they are.

Congrats on the recovery, we are rotting for you1

:)

curlyfries Contributor

Congrats on the recovery, we are rotting for you1

:)

Jee Eff can rot for you if he wants, but I'm rooting for you!

:lol:

kareng Grand Master

Woot! Turned my paper in yesterday so I officially have NOTHING I have to do!! No job, no class, nuttin. :D :D :D :D

The pirate suggested we sail up to the Open Original Shared Link for a couple weeks

But what about the poor kitties & chickies? If you take them it will be more like Noah's Ark then the Love Boat. :)

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