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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I is apheared that Gniki is lost to us, so addicted has she become to the endorphin highs of running that afterwards she just quietly smiles to herself on her endorphin-induced feelgoods. :D

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I is apheared that Gniki is lost to us, so addicted has she become to the endorphin highs of running that afterwards she just quietly smiles to herself on her endorphin-induced feelgoods. :D

<sigh> I think yer right Shroom :rolleyes:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

or are we all supposed to just pinch and punch ourselves? :unsure:

:lol::lol::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I is apheared that Gniki is lost to us, so addicted has she become to the endorphin highs of running that afterwards she just quietly smiles to herself on her endorphin-induced feelgoods. :D

Yea . . . I never understood that whole "once you get in the habit of exercising that it starts to feel good and you hate to miss it if heaven-forbid you're traveling or something" . . . I think that's a crock of . . . doo-doo.

Well, I hate to pin it all on one person, but when SuZee left, we lost a heck of a lot of wackl. It's her fault. I say we storm her house in Stepford and force her to return to us.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I is apheared that Gniki is lost to us, so addicted has she become to the endorphin highs of running that afterwards she just quietly smiles to herself on her endorphin-induced feelgoods. :D

I guess Gnikkie's "Sven" can do the #5 like no other.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Here ya go, Patti . . . the beginning of Sven and Edna . . .

:lol::lol:Jack Yon Ripper, Crown Prince of Sillyville........

Well, we've never pursued the lineages of these fleeting reigns.... .. .I Daresay I do not know if Jack becomes Mini-Royalty. Who knows the Longstanding, Official Edicts?

Oracle Peter? How dost this work?

Meant to comment on this, Patti....how terrific! You must feel great about this. An Edna that's working!

I'm having more trouble lately than usual getting my exercise time in - - and it is SO vital as a type one....I still get out there, but it's been a tougher haul the last few weeks. Therefore, as the new monarch, I am decreeing a new word be used, as Edna has successfully supplanted Diet, for the word Exercise. This is also a thing of great heinosity for many.

Now, we should give it a masculine name, I feel, as Edna is feminine. What's a grand, hideous male name? Boris? Olaf? Mervin? <_<:lol:

"Wow, I'm proud of myself.. ..I've Olaffed four times this week".... :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Well, I hate to pin it all on one person, but when SuZee left, we lost a heck of a lot of wackl. It's her fault. I say we storm her house in Stepford and force her to return to us.

True dat! She contributed 3,298 times to the silliness.

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VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Yea . . . I never understood that whole "once you get in the habit of exercising that it starts to feel good and you hate to miss it if heaven-forbid you're traveling or something" . . . I think that's a crock of . . . doo-doo.

You are so freaking right. I have been forcing myself to exercise a few times a week now for 9 years... still waiting for that "feel good" doo-doo to kick in!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Well, I hate to pin it all on one person, but when SuZee left, we lost a heck of a lot of wackl. It's her fault. I say we storm her house in Stepford and force her to return to us.

I KNOW!!! I totally agree. I'm in!

uhhhh.....who's driving?

......also agree with the exercise poo poo <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Yep, gotta get Soozle back!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

I KNOW!!! I totally agree. I'm in!

uhhhh.....who's driving?

Well . . . obviously not YOU since you've got brake issues . . . I can drive (that way I don't have to sit in the middle in the back and as driver I get to pick the radio stations we listen to). . . but anyone East of me has to get themselves to my house.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

anyone East of me has to get themselves to my house.

I could probably manage that, Your Majesty. :o

We have a new Queen!

:) :)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

ALL HAIL, KWEEEEN JHAGHNUTT!!!

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Woo hoo!!!!!!! Psyllie road trip.

All hail Jan-it!!!!!! :-)

<grumble>. just missed again. <grumble>

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

Damnit!!! You know how I don't like responsibility!!!

Patti, I'll pay you $10 to take this queenship bidness off my hands.

Hiya JuDee!!! I see you!!! :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Damnit!!! You know how I don't like responsibility!!!

Patti, I'll pay you $10 to take this queenship bidness off my hands.

No, No, it doesn't work like that. One has to abdicate :rolleyes: and then the next in line gets to take over. But I believe protocol allows you to abdicate IN FAVOR OF someone???

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Well . . . obviously not YOU since you've got brake issues . . . I can drive (that way I don't have to sit in the middle in the back and as driver I get to pick the radio stations we listen to). . . but anyone East of me has to get themselves to my house.

I call shotgun!! :P

No, No, it doesn't work like that. One has to abdicate :rolleyes: and then the next in line gets to take over. But I believe protocol allows you to abdicate IN FAVOR OF someone???

:angry:

Nope, pseriously, like the last time I wanna ascend the throne fair and square :D <sigh>

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

I wouldn't want to sit up there on the throne.....

with everyone looking

:unsure:

at my ankles :ph34r::blink:

Oh no, not me :huh::o

I would need a gown in an extra looooonng.

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

I just need to make sure I stay off it. I teach to adult bible studies a week, and I suspect they would not be happy with me being a QUEEN :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
Posted

All Hail to the Queen. No tellin' what she'll make us do...like run or some doo-doo stuff. :rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

As long as we don't all have to get poop transplants :unsure:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

As long as we don't all have to get poop transplants :unsure:

Is that like an anti-enema ?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Yea . . . I never understood that whole "once you get in the habit of exercising that it starts to feel good and you hate to miss it if heaven-forbid you're traveling or something" . . . I think that's a crock of . . . doo-doo.

Try subbing in "eating potato chips" in place of that nasty ex word and it all works out just fine.

Been doing some macros for a friend's business. Pleased to say that I exceeded my own expectations, but man am I pooped. Anybody need a donor for that transplant?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hmm......poop transplants.....I wonder if one must have the same poop type as that which is donated. I wonder if my poop type is O positive?......

Actually, there is likely only one poop type.... . . .... ....PU.

:rolleyes:

:lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

You wouldn't want one from someone who had celiac -

it would probably get all constipated,

:unsure:

or else it would

E X P L O D E ! ! ! !

:lol:

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