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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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P.S. I felt well enough to be manhandled last nite rolleyes.gifrolleyes.gifrolleyes.gif

Ohhhh....kay....then. Good to know! :P

(You go, girl!)

On a similar note....

I had my yearly girly check-up the other day and the doc said I have a happy vagina! :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
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I had my yearly girly check-up the other day and the doc said I have a happy vagina! :lol:

:huh:

:blink:

:lol: :lol:

Wow........I have never been told that I have a happy vagina. In fact, I believe that during my last internal my doc mentioned something about it looking kind of pissed off......

:lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Shoot, all I got was a lesson.... now I'm jealous of Loey....

:lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

I had my yearly girly check-up the other day and the doc said I have a happy vagina! :lol:

In fact, I believe that during my last internal my doc mentioned something about it looking kind of pissed off......

So we've got Doc, Happy & Grumpy so far?

I've certainly known some more Bashful than warranted.

As a Doc, I'd suppose "mistaken for Sneezy" is possible symptomatically.

Who's left?

P.S.

You ladies are such a bad influence!!! :lol:

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
Posted

Some big thumbs for the ladies...

Open Original Shared Link

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Someone just HAD to go and put a big fat picture

and now we have to scroll back and forth like we're at

a tennis match! Nice job, mr!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

So we've got Doc, Happy & Grumpy so far?

I've certainly known some more Bashful than warranted.

As a Doc, I'd suppose "mistaken for Sneezy" is possible symptomatically.

Who's left?

P.S.

You ladies are such a bad influence!!! :lol:

Not me, I'm too sleepy thank you!

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VydorScope
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So was talking to one of my fellow Karate students and he was telling a story about some one that tried to robe him. Now, it is important you know this guy walks with a cane and has very limited use of his legs. His feet drag when he walks. Nice but obviously a "soft target" for the predators out there.

Well this robber got more then he bargained for as the disabled karate student quickly put him in a Z-Lock, and when the robber tried to resist got his arm broken.

So now the robber is getting 40 years (third offense of robbing disabled folk) in jail, and will have to explain to his cell mates how a disabled fellow broke his arm.

Sometimes things work out just right....

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

So we've got Doc, Happy & Grumpy so far?

:lol: :lol:

Excellent Seven-dwarfism... ..

Sometimes things work out just right....

:) Yep. . . ....

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

well, I've been entertaining myself lately by reading doomsday prepper forums. Quite amusing to read them debating over how many rolls of tp one should be storing (something like 24 rolls per person - they seem to use a lot less than I do, but anyway..) for a year. I'm wondering what sort of scenario they're envisioning that will suddenly have fluffy rolls of Charmin available after a year.

Well........I can't compete with all that fun :blink:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Vincent, that sounds kind of like all the stories we've been hearing over the past few years of criminals getting put down by MMA fighters. There was actually a couple instances of someone trying to carjack a vehicle with fighters inside. That didn't end well for the carjacker in either instance...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
Posted

Vincent, that sounds kind of like all the stories we've been hearing over the past few years of criminals getting put down by MMA fighters. There was actually a couple instances of someone trying to carjack a vehicle with fighters inside. That didn't end well for the carjacker in either instance...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

True, but this is the first time I have known the person. So I feel the legitimacy of the story is much higher.

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celiac-mommy
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I have just started aikido (I will be testing for my Black Belt in America Freestyle Karate on November 16th) and my aikido instructor told us...

Karate - The art of knocking some one out of their clothes

Jujitsu - The art of folding cloths with people still in them

Aikido - The art of convincing people to fold their own clothes while they are still in them.

:D

What about Krav Maga? I've done that for 2 years. Luuuuuurve it!!!

Wow........I have never been told that I have a happy vagina. In fact, I believe that during my last internal my doc mentioned something about it looking kind of pissed off......

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

I survived last night. Went to the captain's son's football game wifout the captain. Ex who tried to kill me and her mom who threated to blow captain's head off were there. Captain's mom was texting me before I got there where they were standing, which side of the grandstands to come in at, where to sit, don't look to the right, etc... :lol: I was 15 min late getting to my grandma's after the game and she was about to call the cops to report my murder!! :rolleyes: I've given up suburban life for the crazy country life. I love it! :P

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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What about Krav Maga? I've done that for 2 years. Luuuuuurve it!!!

From what I understand Krav Maga grew out of several forms, including Karate. It is a hard style, (hard style means you use your own force to break your opponent, as opposed to Aikihdo where you use their force against them) so it would would as a synonym in the clothing comparison with Karate. :ph34r:

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mommida
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I survived last night. Went to the captain's son's football game wifout the captain. Ex who tried to kill me and her mom who threated to blow captain's head off were there. Captain's mom was texting me before I got there where they were standing, which side of the grandstands to come in at, where to sit, don't look to the right, etc... :lol: I was 15 min late getting to my grandma's after the game and she was about to call the cops to report my murder!! :rolleyes: I've given up suburban life for the crazy country life. I love it! :P

Are you my neighbor? From your story here it sounds like you moved into my neighborhood.

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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So was talking to one of my fellow Karate students and he was telling a story about some one that tried to robe him. Now, it is important you know this guy walks with a cane and has very limited use of his legs. His feet drag when he walks. Nice but obviously a "soft target" for the predators out there.

Well this robber got more then he bargained for as the disabled karate student quickly put him in a Z-Lock, and when the robber tried to resist got his arm broken.

So now the robber is getting 40 years (third offense of robbing disabled folk) in jail, and will have to explain to his cell mates how a disabled fellow broke his arm.

Sometimes things work out just right....

I believe in Karma. What you put into the Universe comes back to you, but stronger. And no matter how bad a day I'm having I try to compliment everyone I see. Favorite movie: Pay it Forward. Favorite book series: Lost Tales of Power. Both use Karma. Finding this Forum was giving me what I needed and now look at how many friends I have and how in addition to knowledge I get laughter. The Universe looks out for us and yes, Vincent, sometimes things work out just right. biggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

Time for Oxygen & bed. It took a while to get use to it but if I use it a night my breathing is stronger in the morning.

Sending healing hugs and positive energy to all of my beautiful psillies (and the rest of the Forum)

Love,

Loeywub.gif

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Time for Oxygen & bed. It took a while to get use to it but if I use it a night my breathing is stronger in the morning.

Yep, ya know you're getting old when you look forward to your bed and O2 (Opium 2 :lol: - no, that's my perfume :D )

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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brr, chilly today. I turned on the heat for the first time, just to take the nip out of the air.

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
Posted

Someone just HAD to go and put a big fat picture

and now we have to scroll back and forth like we're at

a tennis match! Nice job, mr!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, you are so welcome! Let me know when I can help again! I am ready and willing. :D:D:D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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And the crocodiles read these signs to understand the danger of run-away senior citizens? :o

VydorScope Proficient
VydorScope
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Open Original Shared Link

He got his pumpkins finally :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

OMG. .. ...I want that sign..... :lol::lol: Where in hell would it go? Near hilly, swampy Florida nursing homes, I'm guessing....

Timothy is a BEAUTIFUL kid, Vynnscent! Man, his hair and them pumpkins -- Orange City! B)

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular
Celiac Mindwarp
Posted

How am I supposed to respond to that??

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

And the crocodiles read these signs to understand the danger of run-away senior citizens? :o

You could get a seriously bruised snout from those knees running into you!

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