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elye Community Regular
elye
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And I PERFORM in musicals when I have free time...

JESS! Superb! You must be in our band, The Badass Snow Poodles, and join us on our float in the NY parade. You must be quite a singer if you're managing in musicals, so we could head up the vocals. By musicals, do you mean what I hope you mean? Like, great ol' showtunes (think Showboat, Fiddler on the Roof, Porgy and Bess)? Or something more...modern...and completely foreign to me? What key do you sing in most comfortably? Can you manage to keep strong notes in a moving vehicle with guns projecting gluten-free treats? ....Geez, I'd better get practicing....

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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well, the old classicals, as mentioned. I plan on trying out for Oliver! this summer, but I only have time to be a bar wench.

I also sing in our local choral; Handel, Dvorak, that type of stuff so if you need a shot of class while shooting goodies, I'm up for it. Not sure about key. I sing alto, and when I'm in practice I have a solid 2-2 1/2 octave range. I'm a little rusty now so I'll need some practice time.

Is the yeti up for catching treats shot off a moving float? Maybe we could add target practice the the vocal practices.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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but I only have time to be a bar wench.

it DOES take up quite a bit of time, doesn't it???????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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A very dreary morning in my neck of the woods today, and John is still home very ill....

I hope John feels better soon--has he been to the doctor?

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

Good one! :D

Well now - if you ask me Britney needs a perfume as she looks like she smells (of wee :unsure: ).... :lol: .....or at the very least in need of a good wash.

:lol::lol::lol: Smells of wee :lol: She does look like she could use a good scrubbing ;)

And I PERFORM in musicals when I have free time...

Very cool! I love musicals :)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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:lol::lol::lol: Smells of wee :lol: She does look like she could use a good scrubbing ;)

Patti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE Moulin Rouge, one of my top ten favorite movies.

COME WHAT MAY...

COME WHAT MAY...

COME WHAT MAY....

I will love you until the end of time.

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"

Nikki, you were asking what Target was, or Tar-jay???? I just learned something last night, from the Spice Girls of all people, that your Tesco stores are the equivalent to our Targets.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I need to run to Tar-jay tonight, anyone want to join?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I need to run to Tar-jay tonight, anyone want to join?

Yup--love Tar-jay :D

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
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Nikki, you were asking what Target was, or Tar-jay???? I just learned something last night, from the Spice Girls of all people, that your Tesco stores are the equivalent to our Targets.

OMG!! TESCO'S RULE THE WORLD!!! (Or it seems like it ...spend an awful lot of dosh in there - got a reward card and everything :ph34r: )

Which reminds me - AMANDA - yes my avatar is the spice girls

Gosh - think Julie's a BIG EWAN fan :lol:...but it IS good *sniff*

Yes SUSAN must be missing a gene or something..........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ooh--the Spice Girls! Mel B is on Dancing With the Stars :D Her husband was on with her last night.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Ooh--the Spice Girls! Mel B is on Dancing With the Stars :D Her husband was on with her last night.

Yep, I've seen a few episodes - Is she any good??

We've got our own version ('Strictly come dancing') on at the moment - :lol: ......how sad - I look forward to Sat nights to watch it....LOVE IT!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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OMG!! TESCO'S RULE THE WORLD!!! (Or it seems like it ...spend an awful lot of dosh in there - got a reward card and everything :ph34r: )

So there you go Nikki, when others are giddy about Target you can think Tesco and share in the giddy-ness :lol::lol:

The Spice Girls are making a Tesco commercial, hence how I learned what a Tesco was :lol:

Mel B is on DWTS, she's doing quite well. I think she might even win it.

Gosh - think Julie's a BIG EWAN fan :lol:

I actually am a fan of Ewan's :ph34r: I LOVE him in Moulin Rouge especially, but also Big Fish, and A Life Less Ordinary

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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My best friend and I were very bored one day and we watched SpiceWorld since my littlest sister loved the Spice Girls. We actually enjoyed the movie and watched it a few times after :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yep, I've seen a few episodes - Is she any good??

We've got our own version ('Strictly come dancing') on at the moment - :lol: ......how sad - I look forward to Sat nights to watch it....LOVE IT!!!!

Yes--she's very good. My prediction is that either she or Helio (the racecar driver) will win. Don't quote me on that, though :lol:

Not sad at all--I feel the same way about Monday (and Tuesday :ph34r: ) nights. That show is addicting.

Does your version have any stars we might know of?

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Yes--she's very good. My prediction is that either she or Helio (the racecar driver) will win. Don't quote me on that, though :lol:

Not sad at all--I feel the same way about Monday (and Tuesday :ph34r: ) nights. That show is addicting.

Me too :ph34r:

I'll say it :lol: , I think she is going to win! She was very good last night and stepped it up a HUGE notch.

I think Marie might go tonight, and it might be tough for Jennie Garth to catch up.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Me too :ph34r:

Good! :lol: I'm glad I'm not the only one.

She might well win. I think Jenny will go tonight....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Got you ladies talking :lol:

Does your version have any stars we might know of?

Not really. You may have heard of Rod Stewarts wife (Penny Lancaster) ...oh and Stephanie Beecham...but they are both out!! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Nikki, I must say that when we were in London I ventured into a Tesco's to get some food staples and it was mahhhhvelus. Better than the quickie stop shops we've got here. But two of the three times I stopped in at the big one near Trafalgar Square, at around three in the afternoon, there were several inebriated souls staggering down the aisles. We were amazed...how on earth do they make it to the end of the day? (Perhaps there was absinthe involved. Then I can understand and sympathize completely)... :lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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OMG!! TESCO'S RULE THE WORLD!!! (Or it seems like it ...spend an awful lot of dosh in there - got a reward card and everything :ph34r: )

Which reminds me - AMANDA - yes my avatar is the spice girls

Gosh - think Julie's a BIG EWAN fan :lol:...but it IS good *sniff*

Yes SUSAN must be missing a gene or something..........

Love Ewan! *swoon!* :wub:

elye Community Regular
elye
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I second that swoon!! :wub::wub:

...Nikki said "dosh"... :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Gosh - think Julie's a BIG EWAN fan :lol:...but it IS good *sniff*

Yes SUSAN must be missing a gene or something..........

um, ahem, I think Ewan is just fine, thank you. ;) don't LURVE him, did like him quite a bit in Big Fish (LOVE that movie!), but, ANY TIME there is a movie in which people just BURST into song as part of the plot.......and it continues to happen, again and again, and there is DANCING involved also..................consider me gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have walked out of many musicals......learned my lesson........just so bored I could SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o Only good ones: Wizard of Oz and Sound of Music (childhood) and Grease, later childhood. :lol:

Nikki, I must say that when we were in London I ventured into a Tesco's to get some food staples and it was mahhhhvelus. Better than the quickie stop shops we've got here. But two of the three times I stopped in at the big one near Trafalgar Square, at around three in the afternoon, there were several inebriated souls staggering down the aisles. We were amazed...how on earth do they make it to the end of the day? (Perhaps there was absinthe involved. Then I can understand and sympathize completely)... :lol:

:o Do they sell absinthe at Tesco? why how mahvelous indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
tom
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Is there something wrong with me? I'm quite musical.......and yet.......

You're certainly not alone on this. I, too, couldn't watch either movie. Not even the one w/ Nicole Kidman! :wub::lol:

And I PERFORM in musicals when I have free time...

:) yay! :)

<always a fan of ppl doing music>

And . .. . .uhhhh .. . .. ..ya I LOVE musicals!! Yeah! THAT's the ticket! My 1st love in fact! . ..yeah . .. .yeah Nothing entertains me more!!

:)

OK, seriously, there ARE a lot of great old songs from musicals.

"Summertiiiiiiiiiiiime . . . ..when the livin' is eeeeeeeeeeee-zeeeeeeeeeeeee . . .. ."

it DOES take up quite a bit of time, doesn't it???????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: hehehhehhehehehhe :lol: <chucklechuckle>

(Oh jeez - it's quoting THESE types of Dingopost's that get me in trouble w/ the emoti-counter)

I need to run to Tar-jay tonight, anyone want to join?

Count me in!!

Ehhhhhhh .. .. .hmmmm I better just go to the one about a 2 min drive from here. :P

Same center as T-Joe's!! :o:D

. . . Smells of wee :lol: She does look like she could use a good scrubbing ;)

Reminds me of a great old Elton John song off Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. "Dirty Little Girl" - as good as the singles. I think the sexual content kept it off the airwaves. Or was that "All the young girls love Alice" ?

[Edit] P.S. Aaaaaarrrrrrgh!!! It DID nail me for overemoticonizing!!!!!!!

Wish it gave a count. :(

Some mod oughta get that into a 'future features' list!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Loved Big Fish!

Ewan is uber hot, I'd watch him in a WESTERN! (gag) :lol:

I do love musicals. But I can't watch Moulin Rouge over and over, because it's just too depressing. It was really good, though. Love, love, love Chicago!

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Mtndog
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I guess she lucked into a very understanding household then.

And I PERFORM in musicals when I have free time...

Performing in them would be FUN- sitting through them is another thing. I had to be restrained physically to watch the Sound of Music when I was 18. OK- I kinda liked it :lol:

I just got back from Tar-jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent adventure!

OK- I sent out one of those "Getting to Know you" emails (if you didn't get it, it's only because I don't have your email so PM it to me!) but my favorite question was "What is your favorite saying?" I think everyone should post ther favorite saying here.

My friend Vicky's was F*&k Nut!

Mine is "How about a nice, tall glass of shut the He*l up?"

Patti's is so funny- you must post it Patti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mtndog
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I like Ewan but I LOVE Colin (firth).

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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my favorite question was "What is your favorite saying?" I think everyone should post ther favorite saying here.

My long-time favorite has been, "What doesn't kill you makes you stranger." -Aeon Flux

My newest favorite is "Amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic."

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