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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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What is phenergan? I want some!!!!!!!!!! :lol: those pies will be interesting....let us know how they turn out!!

So sorry about your vomitous thanksgiving........somehow I think you'll have fun, just your WEE family. :)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dingy, out.

:wub:

phenergan is an anti-nausea- my mom's gi doc rxes it for her. it's good stuff, really works!

night, all!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Whoa!!!.....Something really WEIRD going on here....big changes...BIG CHANGES....

WTH??! Please tell me I'm not the only one constantly getting Richard's initial post from almost 400 pages ago, and an inability to go back a page, and a long list of "posts from this thread", and ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CHANGES! ...Is this a Thanksgiving trick? AAh! Scott's tricking the Commonwealthers! :o

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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OMG Nicola - been meaning to comment on that SCARY and fierce creature in your av - WTH is that? it's not what you're eating for, er, for American Thanksgiving is is? ;)

Tis a real mole (NOT a cartoon one like Beverly's ;) )

:P Good to know. Are centre, theatre and the like allowable? Having spelled those words the commonwhealth way my entire life I still find them kind of weird.

This was actually discussed some pages back and it was felt that the use of RE instead of ER gave the thread a touch of class, a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' ;)

and could someone PLEASE tell me why in theee hell everyone makes a green bean casserole? that disgusting kind w/ the....canned green beans, cream-of-something soup and the crap on top? what is that, dehydrated ersatz canned onions?

Ughhhh!!! Yuck - I don't like it!! :o

oh and while we're speaking of tradition.......why the marshmallows in teh canned yams? :huh: (I would hurl upon taste of that item - those yams actually do taste like vomit, I think)

I repeat - I don't like it!!! :o

...BUT..We also have the cranberry sauce with Turkey....I don't mind that - the mearest amount.

Whoa!!!.....Something really WEIRD going on here....big changes...BIG CHANGES....

WTH??! Please tell me I'm not the only one constantly getting Richard's initial post from almost 400 pages ago, and an inability to go back a page, and a long list of "posts from this thread", and ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CHANGES! ...Is this a Thanksgiving trick? AAh! Scott's tricking the Commonwealthers! :o

PANIC STATIONS!!!!!!!

Have you tried the old trick of clicking the 'Options' tab (top right hand corner) then clicking on 'Standard'

or maybe it was a Thansgiving trick just for you :unsure:

HAPPY THANKGIVING to all you peeps (Green emoticon for Sarah please) :D .....eat up now - you're going to need your energies for tomorrow's wrestling shopping at the dreaded Mall of Doom :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Nikki--

I won't be anywhere NEAR a mall tomorrow. ;) I'll be busy painting my living room....

Green bean casserole--ugh....always made me sick (wonder why :huh: )....canned sweet potatoes--why????? I made the most delicious sweet potatoes: cut up fresh ones, cooked, drained, drizzled with pure maple syrup, a little Smart Balance, sea salt and cinnamon. Now THERE"S a sweet potato! :P

We do a fresh cranberry-orange relish. Just fresh cranberries and 2 oranges put through the Cusinart with some sugar--let it sit overnight in the fridge to let all the juices "marry"--yum :P

Sarah--gawd....hope the pukies leave your house soon! Good luck with the cooking and pies, and hopefully by tomorrow, ya'll will feel more like eating. :)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Thank you, Nikki! This unexplainable switch from "standard" to "linear" in my controls has made me realize how much this thread has taken over my emotional life. All morning, as I taught, I kept thinking, "Mygawd....what if this is now the way I'll have to be communicating with my Silly brethren?" Anyways, all fixed. Again, Thanks, Nikki...

So, Gus has been shaking his head a lot...took him to the dreaded, cha-ching vet, and...now, Tom, be aware, if you were planning on stopping by my place in Ottawa, you cannot right now....Gus has YEAST in his ears. Gawd. Where can yeast NOT grow?! Ah! Tom, it's yeti you're allergic to. So, c'mon by! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Whoa!!!.....Something really WEIRD going on here....big changes...BIG CHANGES....

WTH??! Please tell me I'm not the only one constantly getting Richard's initial post from almost 400 pages ago, and an inability to go back a page, and a long list of "posts from this thread", and ALL KINDS OF WEIRD CHANGES! ...Is this a Thanksgiving trick? AAh! Scott's tricking the Commonwealthers! :o

:lol: the little-known but highly effective Trick The Commonweathers on Thanksgiving.......works every time. :lol:

Tis a real mole (NOT a cartoon one like Beverly's ;) )

:ph34r: it scareth me!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Green bean casserole--ugh....always made me sick (wonder why :huh: )....canned sweet potatoes--why????? I made the most delicious sweet potatoes: cut up fresh ones, cooked, drained, drizzled with pure maple syrup, a little Smart Balance, sea salt and cinnamon. Now THERE"S a sweet potato! :P

SEE! now that sounds normal and yummy. :)

Thank you, Nikki! This unexplainable switch from "standard" to "linear" in my controls has made me realize how much this thread has taken over my emotional life. All morning, as I taught, I kept thinking, "Mygawd....what if this is now the way I'll have to be communicating with my Silly brethren?"

shoot, she figured it out, trickery over. :lol:

OMG yeast in his ears.......... :huh: these darned pets.....they come up with the most interesting things to torture their owners.

Um...........no one's really been acknowledging the fact that our parade has just fallen apart for this importnat day...........what happened? who's in charge? Where did our extras and main players go? :huh: But, I'm not kidding you, I swear I saw our Yeti in the crowd, wandering about, in a pilgrim costume, looking bereft and confused. Wasn't The Hoff to meet him at the airport? oh THAT was our big mistake..............

:lol:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just might make stab at another gluten-free cake today. egads......... :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Forgot to mention while on the subject of Gus and his infected ear, that I have a very serious warning to put out to all of you hovering around the 1000 post mark: Be ready. The rumours are true...bodily fluids on a large scale will enter your life (I haven't been able to determine what decides which kind of fluid), but whichever one it is, it is heinously horrid. At the vet's, the technician, who must have a knack for these things, managed to unleash the most gunk and earwax I've ever seen come out of an ear. Be afraid...

What a LOVELY topic as you all enjoy your Thanksgiving meal! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I can't believe you somehow managed to acquire earwax. That has to be a bodily fluids coup.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
What a LOVELY topic as you all enjoy your Thanksgiving meal! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

<insert 25 green-faced emoticons here>

:huh:

OMG that is disgusting..........but please note, Em, that I did learn on freerice.com (thank you Jess) that the correct term for ear wax is CERUMEN.

:P

these fluids..........wasn't my 3000th post right around the time I discovered that a certain dingo-ish dog MAY have wet the bed???????????????

:o:o:o

elye Community Regular
elye
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<insert 25 green-faced emoticons here>

these fluids..........wasn't my 3000th post right around the time I discovered that a certain dingo-ish dog MAY have wet the bed???????????????

:o:o:o

Absolutely. I remember it well, and it solidified my suspicions about bodily fluid/large post turnover co-relation...

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Turkey cooking tips :rolleyes:

Open Original Shared Link

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Absolutely. I remember it well, and it solidified my suspicions about bodily fluid/large post turnover co-relation...

:o Why Emily, this sentence almost makes our language maven sound like a SCIENTIST! :lol:

Turkey cooking tips :rolleyes:

Open Original Shared Link

I'm cooking a prime rib. any hotlines for that? because I"ve never made one. :lol: :lol: :lol: This should be interesting.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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hmmm, I'm no help. I'm not a big fan of dead animal flesh. I don't know how to cook beef or pork.

I'm thinking blow torch to singe the outside so inside stays all pink? That's how they show it on tv...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

LOVE the Turkey hotline quotes :lol:

these fluids..........wasn't my 3000th post right around the time I discovered that a certain dingo-ish dog MAY have wet the bed???????????????

:o:o:o

:lol: 3000th post!! One needs to get out more!! :lol:;) ......oh wait ..my 2000th post is only about 4 weeks away :lol: (Will Will do a 'chicken wee on the bed??? - I say 'chicken wee' as he only eats chicken and his wee smells of.... :mellow: ....chicken)

...and dear Emily drowning in a sea of poodle ear wax.......poor luv :rolleyes:

*sigh* I wish I was having Turkey - omlette and salad for dinner here <_< HARUMPH

elye Community Regular
elye
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Um...........no one's really been acknowledging the fact that our parade has just fallen apart for this importnat day...........what happened? who's in charge? Where did our extras and main players go? :huh: But, I'm not kidding you, I swear I saw our Yeti in the crowd, wandering about, in a pilgrim costume, looking bereft and confused. Wasn't The Hoff to meet him at the airport? oh THAT was our big mistake..............

Our poor yeti....what became of him, on that transatlantic flight? Perhaps he resembles Mr. Bin Laden more than we cared to believe...awesome height, staggering facial hair, speaking no English....I don't believe I've ever seen an insane look in our yeti's eyes, however. A feral kind of wild look, perhaps, but not lunatic.

Is our poor beast being held in a custody cell at Le Guardia, or JFK? Maybe he's already on his way to Guantanemo Bay!! :blink::o

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Our poor yeti....what became of him, on that transatlantic flight? Perhaps he resembles Mr. Bin Laden more than we cared to believe...awesome height, staggering facial hair, speaking no English....I don't believe I've ever seen an insane look in our yeti's eyes, however. A feral kind of wild look, perhaps, but not lunatic.

Is our poor beast being held in a custody cell at Le Guardia, or JFK? Maybe he's already on his way to Guantanemo Bay!! :blink::o

NOOOOOOOOOO silly, I forgot to clarify!!!!!!!!!! I saw him IN THE CROWD of the Macy's parade, looking for us, the sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

I think he was with Mary Kate. Or was it Ashley? :huh:

Well, heading out the door to my brother's. I made a chocolate cake, Bob's REd Mill mix, and the batter tasted like bitter poison. :lol: They are just about to come out of the oven, and they shall remain here, where I am pretty sure they'll become dog biscuits. :huh:

Susie's baking failure number two. :lol: Good thing there'll be plenty of treats for the normal people to eat.

HI AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Drive by.................

Welcome JoyfulM.... has anyone told you about Hell Week here? You GET the yeti and have to measure his inseam and take him shopping with you on Black Friday for new pants!!!!!!!!!! :D

It's funny..........really!

Janet- your new pup is so cute and leggy! Angus approves!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Bev! Why do you keep driving by? You must park and stay for a while...though I think I know your very wise strategy: if you just slow down, but don't brake completely, the vortex isn't quite able to suck you in. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Hi Everyone!

Happy Thanksgiving! How was everyone's turkey day?

The wind has picked up here and it shaking my house. Anyway, the temp was 60 here today which for November in PA at all is nuts but I was in North Eastern PA so 60 was out of this world. Tonight the winds got strong and the temp has plummeted.....so winter is back...

I am watching Ugly Betty now and then I will tune into the Office.

Hope all my sillies had a good day! How many of you are venturing out tomorrow?

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

We had a snowstorm here today! 25 centimetres (about 12 inches). Winter is suddenly here, that's for sure. However, it is supposed to be 7 degrees on the weekend (upper 40's), so I guess it'll all be gone...why on earth did I spend an hour shovelling? :rolleyes:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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We had a snowstorm here today! 25 centimetres (about 12 inches). Winter is suddenly here, that's for sure. However, it is supposed to be 7 degrees on the weekend (upper 40's), so I guess it'll all be gone...why on earth did I spend an hour shovelling? :rolleyes:

My mom (Northeastern PA) has a surprise snow fall on Monday, about 7 inches, she said she shoveled 3 different times, since it would stop, clear up and then start again.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Good evening sillies :D

I'm back from a very nice day at our son's--there were 10 of us there....I brought my dinner of turkey, Julie's cornbread stuffing and sweet potatoes. I was a little leary of CC since there was a ton of food around, but so far, so good.

Hope everyone had a good day--whether you celebrated Thanksgiving or not. I couldn't go to bed without checking this thread :lol: Gawd!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh--I forgot--the weather....

In New Jersey, it was warm all day--about 70. When we left, it was about 65 and an hour later when we got home, it was 44 here :o Can't believe the difference.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mornin', Sillies!

Just doing my morning check-in...I'm at, what, 2020 posts, and the bodily fluids STILL abound. DD had a wicked nosebleed last night for no reason...wouldn't stop. I'm rushing around grabbing kleenexes and shoving her to the sink, muttering, "What IS this? I'm over 1000 posts...When the hell does it all stop?!"...My daughter, through an enormous wad of tissue, quietly says, "Mom....you need to stay out of your celiac computer world for a while". Sigh... Gus's ear has amazing stuff coming out of it STILL. And he's still shaking his head, looking at me pathetically.

Have a great breakfast, everyone! :lol::lol::P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Morning Emily!!!!

I am at work today, the hospital is quiet. In my office there is just 4 of us. Our hospital, patient wise, is full and it is a large hospital.

We have decided we are doing very little today, so I will probably post a lot :). We are going to clean the office, and I want to reorganize my desk, and do other things. Sounds like fun, eh? I am still full from yesterday :):):)

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