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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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CarlaB Enthusiast

Sarah, since he can't wear the wedding ring any longer, you can just buy him a ball and chain ... it's not made of gold and he can wear it over his sock .... it'll match your black shirt.


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elye Community Regular
And I'll go ahead and ask for Tom . . . what were you doing with your tongue at the time? That's what you would have asked, right Tom?

Um....well, could have been tip-sticking-out-like-I'm-opening-a-jar...I'll have to feverishly erase something, and see what my tongue does. Stay tuned...

Sarah, since he can't wear the wedding ring any longer, you can just buy him a ball and chain ... it's not made of gold and he can wear it over his sock .... it'll match your black shirt.

Yes! They have sport models, and dressier ones....and the new Holiday Model, that I just picked up for my DH, which comes with added sleigh bells...

tom Contributor

:lol: SO . .... MUCH . ..Laughing today!!! :lol:

I can't keep up w/ giving :lol: credit w/ individual posts!

So I'll load up the hopper w/ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: x2

And shower them about, like when 1970s Dad would roll that fertilizer-spreader contraption around the yard. :huh:

Jestgar Rising Star
And I'll go ahead and ask for Tom . . . what were you doing with your tongue at the time? That's what you would have asked, right Tom?

:lol: <insert completely shocked emoticon> B) (I'm not tellin')

Mtndog Collaborator
Sarah, since he can't wear the wedding ring any longer, you can just buy him a ball and chain ... it's not made of gold and he can wear it over his sock .... it'll match your black shirt.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: NICE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Free wine, and your very own ball and chain!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ptaum- Now listen here Mr No Soy Boy Toy :P It doesn't end in "girlie action". It ends in SOY reaction :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

SusieQ- Are you moving to Ottawa?

tom Contributor

GAHHHHH-HAhaha!! Soy reaction!!!! :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG I"m baaaaaaaaaaaaack........

and I have kahlua!!!!!!!!! ;)

OMG Tom - I JUST saw those homemade-looking marshmallows at Trader Joe's!!!!!!!!! announced to no one in particular :lol: that I am FAMOUS for my homemade marshmallows......everyone was fascinated and watched in rapt attention as I explained that not only are they astonishingly easy to make, but they did not always come in round shapes, in plastic bags. :huh:

He still wants to go the party, though, so I'm not off the hook. <_< I realized I probably won't be able to eat much of anything there (remembering from last year.) But there's free wine, so who cares???

:lol: that's the spirit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but OMG - does your husband have some........flesh-eating strep gangrenous finger? :unsure: slightly troublesome........

ball and chain!!! yes!

Can't wait to hear about your party.....and what you wore. :lol:

Omg rofl the BeDaZzLeR!!! :lol:

I think I know someone who has one....... :lol:

It was doomed to begin with. A whirlwind romance. He swept her off her feet . . . literally. It was his animal magnetism. And with Jess being a scientist, she just had to experiment with his magnetic field. I'm sure both families were in an uproar what with him having no discernable income and her being - well, hairless - compared to his family.

:o OMG - was Jess cheating on her husband with Yeti? is THAT why she had to put him (the husband) in a vat of acid?

[once again I find myself snorting and chortling at the sentence I just wrote - wondering what some poor hapless newbie might think upon reading it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ]

SusieQ- Are you moving to Ottawa?

<scratching chin>

Why yes, yes, I think so! I'm just going to make the commitment and move. Right away.

EMILY..........oh EMILY......................

HI! my name's Susie and I'm your new sister-in-law (and your biggest nightmare)

:D

ha ha :lol:

(good gawd, right, you can't even get me out of my cozy bed when it's cold, not bloody likely you'll see me in Ottawa any time soon)

and BTW - if I met a man whom I liked enough to drive across town FOR (incorrect preposition usage to torture Emily) I'd be (extremely pleasantly) shocked......

:blink:


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OMG tonight I was back reminicing our parade's roots, when it was just taken form and had Carebears and Marshmallows.....so funny!

Then the hot tub party

and all the Amanda/Danny avatars.

Has anyone seen Richard, it says he was last seen in Nov! He has been MIA since my honeymoon to Rochester.

~alex~ Explorer
and I have kahlua!!!!!!!!! ;)

Mmmmmm . . . if you have vodka and milk on hand you can make yourself a White Russian. They make an excellent night cap! I used to make one for my grandpa every night before bed when I lived with him.

We have new neighbours and they seem quite nice but the husband keep calling me Lexie -- ugh!! It's a fine name but it's not MY name. I introduced myself Alex, he asked what it was short for and I told him Alexandria and he took it upon himself to rename me Lexie. I don't know why it bugs me so much!! I've been called Ally, Al, even Zandria by a good friend, but Lexie is driving me crazy!!!! Who gives someone they've only know for a few days a nickname? <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Has anyone seen Richard, it says he was last seen in Nov! He has been MIA since my honeymoon to Rochester.

HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

I'm furious with him. He even missed my birthday completely.

but wait......... :unsure:

do you think........OMG...........we haven't seen him since your honeymoon......do you suppose he's been arrested for his........voyeurism????????

:lol: :lol:

We have new neighbours and they seem quite nice but the husband keep calling me Lexie -- ugh!! It's a fine name but it's not MY name. I introduced myself Alex, he asked what it was short for and I told him Alexandria and he took it upon himself to rename me Lexie. I don't know why it bugs me so much!! I've been called Ally, Al, even Zandria by a good friend, but Lexie is driving me crazy!!!! Who gives someone they've only know for a few days a nickname? <_<

I must figure out this white russian! they are yummy......

OMG the instant nickname thing....sounds like a Seinfeld episode. It's the craziest thing.....I introduce myself always, always as SUSAN.........inner circle has ALWAYS called me Susie - or something else - but when someone would instantly start calling me SUE........dear gawd it made me insane - and actually I would correct them - SUE is the ONE thing I can't stand!!!!!!!! So I would actually just say - it's Susan or Susie - but NEVER Sue.......

OMG - Lexie - - most nightmarish child of my entire life (the evil daughter of my great love who shall remain nameless but who HAS been mentioned on this forum! :ph34r: )

:huh:

elye Community Regular

Well...I never post this late, as I'm usually in jammies, watching news, heading to bed by 10. But, just came back from DD's hockey party (seventeen 13 year-olds, with parents, and thank god...vats of wine), and I'm feeling rather....pensive.

Mentioned this thread to a hockey dad who seems very with it, a little insane and artistic, and someone who I was certain would chuckle and remain enthralled with a mention of the yeti, the magic triangle, parades, Care Bear floats, tea-bagging, etc., etc. Well....I was wrong. He just stared at me.

And eventually, I moved away, into the kitchen where the wine was.

What did Sarah end up wearing tonight?

Susie, I am finding a picture of my brother RIGHT NOW to post. Mmmmm...nope, tomorrow.....*yawn*...

His smoldering blue eyes will make you pick up and move to Ottawa...

G'night, Sillies!

Darn210 Enthusiast
We have new neighbours and they seem quite nice but the husband keep calling me Lexie -- ugh!! It's a fine name but it's not MY name. I introduced myself Alex, he asked what it was short for and I told him Alexandria and he took it upon himself to rename me Lexie. I don't know why it bugs me so much!! I've been called Ally, Al, even Zandria by a good friend, but Lexie is driving me crazy!!!! Who gives someone they've only know for a few days a nickname? <_<

Ohhhh Lexie . . . I mean ALEX!!! You should never admit what pushes your buttons on THIS thread. You'll likely see it over and over again!!!! Look what we've done to poor Sarah and her wardrobe . . . and can you believe she left the house dressed in that?

Not to mention the poor Yeti . . . look what we have put him through . . . he's been shipped all over the country, had to "behave" at a wedding, dressed in seashells, and almost electrocuted!!!

That goes for you, too, Sue . . .

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

:lol::lol::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Mentioned this thread to a hockey dad who seems very with it, a little insane and artistic, and someone who I was certain would chuckle and remain enthralled with a mention of the yeti, the magic triangle, parades, Care Bear floats, tea-bagging, etc., etc. Well....I was wrong. He just stared at me.

And eventually, I moved away, into the kitchen where the wine was.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh dear gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd.............smart move, into the kitchen near the wine.

No one EVER understands how funny we are. Mygawd, they are sorely missing out. We are, truly, the funniest ones. Ever.

:lol:

Susie, I am finding a picture of my brother RIGHT NOW to post. Mmmmm...nope, tomorrow.....*yawn*...

His smoldering blue eyes will make you pick up and move to Ottawa...

G'night, Sillies!

Um, how old is this brother? and, look, let's just get it out here right now. WHAT are his ish-ooooooooooozzzzzzzzzzz? tell me, I need to know his really annoying bad habits.

:lol:

and.....does he smell good? 'cause I think when men get older they get.......stinkier.

:lol: :lol:

or is my smelling just getting more acute? and.......do I stink more? :blink::lol:

That goes for you, too, Sue . . .

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

:lol:

You are a wicked, wicked girl. We WILL find a way to seriously perturb you.

:lol:

tom Contributor

OooooooooWEEE! Some night posting!

Buncha LOLs there!

I'm at a N'Awlins type place where the bands start at 6, (See new av) and I can't help but check sillyville betw songs and during this band break.

I'd call it not competely IN the vortex, but I can feel it.

Darn210 Enthusiast
His smoldering blue eyes will make you pick up and move to Ottawa...

I'm sorry . . . I may have missed it . . . Why is it that Sue-Zee has to move to Canada? Can't HE move to California? And does HE have a name. It was probably mentioned, but Lord help me, I'm not going back . . . you can't make me . . . you can't make me

Darn210 Enthusiast

Blasted Double Post!!!!!!!

:unsure:you can't make me :unsure:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Susie...He missed your birthday...the nerve of him...maybe we should make a Christmas Ornament out of his dangling participles....

Lexie?? I can't see giving a nickname to a new neighbor after such a short period of time....some people don't think you know.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OooooooooWEEE! Some night posting!

Buncha LOLs there!

I'm at a N'Awlins type place where the bands start at 6, (See new av) and I can't help but check sillyville betw songs and during this band break.

I'd call it not competely IN the vortex, but I can feel it.

TOM!!!!!!!!!!

For god's sake, Man, you are in PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!! put your silly sidekick DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janet - yeah!!!!!!!!!!! WHY isn't HE moving to California?????????? EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and..........I don't think we know his name. Emily's already gone to bed, I think.

Good gawd.......I have a stomach ache that would KILL a lesser human. :blink:

I must recline, with Kahlua in some.......well now how the hell do I drink Kahlua? do I put it in warm milk? drink it over ice? I don't even know what to DO with it!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter.................oh PEEEEEEEEEEEEETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...............

:P

CarlaB Enthusiast
No one EVER understands how funny we are. Mygawd, they are sorely missing out. We are, truly, the funniest ones. Ever.

Yeah, my teenage son tried to tell me a Yeti was small .... like he knows what a Yeti is ...

OooooooooWEEE! Some night posting!

Buncha LOLs there!

I'm at a N'Awlins type place where the bands start at 6, (See new av) and I can't help but check sillyville betw songs and during this band break.

I'd call it not competely IN the vortex, but I can feel it.

It's annoying when real life interferes with posting, isn't it! Be careful, your real friends are going to tell you to get a life!

I'm sorry . . . I may have missed it . . . Why is it that Sue-Zee has to move to Canada? Can't HE move to California?
Depends on his job ... :)

I must recline, with Kahlua in some.......well now how the hell do I drink Kahlua? do I put it in warm milk? drink it over ice? I don't even know what to DO with it!!!!!!!!!!!
Cold milk with ice. Or hot coffee with whipped cream. Or cold milk, vodka, and ice.
Darn210 Enthusiast
Susie...He missed your birthday...the nerve of him...maybe we should make a Christmas Ornament out of his dangling participles....

Oh Yeah . . . that'll fix him!!!

TOM!!!!!!!!!!

For god's sake, Man, you are in PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!! put your silly sidekick DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom, the first step is admitting you have a problem . . . step away from the sidekick and interact with some flesh and blood people, for once . . . then come back and tell us how much you missed us.

CarlaB Enthusiast
Tom, the first step is admitting you have a problem . . . step away from the sidekick and interact with some flesh and blood people, for once . . . then come back and tell us how much you missed us.

Then you have people like my husband .... we moved here about a year and a half ago .... I've been sick the whole time so only reconnected with a few people (we lived here before) .... I complain about having no friends, and my husband says, "What do you mean? You have lots of friends, then talks about all of you!!!"

tom Contributor
TOM!!!!!!!!!!

For god's sake, Man, you are in PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!! put your silly sidekick DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It really just highlights how much I need new friends who can join me on ventures such as this.

John's meeting work buddies w/ massive alcohol consumption as the primiary goal and they're all perfumey women, oh wait, no, they're cologney men. .. ..whatever.

Tony's still at work. Ken's too married w/ grandchildren, Charles's lawyering patents 'til 8ish, etc etc.

(Wow I got a size=5 on the TOM!!) :lol:

and..........I don't think we know his name. Emily's already gone to bed, I think.

Brett.

Careful, he may have an 'accent'.

I must recline, with Kahlua in some.......well now how the hell do I drink Kahlua? do I put it in warm milk? drink it over ice? I don't even know what to DO with it!!!!!!!!!!!

On the rocks. In some decaf. In a White Russian or Black Russian. Hmmmm I'm out. John would know a dozen more uses for Kahlua.

I do have a bartender site bookmarked somewhere. (Mobile version even - superquick pageloads)

Oops band back!!!! Cya!!!!! :D:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Have fun Tom!

CarlaB Enthusiast

Oh, yeah, I love Black Russians. :) Yum.

You say Tom is a size 5??

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh, yeah, I love Black Russians. :) Yum.

You say Tom is a size 5??

:lol::lol::lol:

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