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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Nikki said budging... :lol:

Meant to mention this as well, Susie. Your mom is gorgeous!

why thank you girls, my mom is a complete and utter goofball lunatic. Not many know this.....she hides it well. 'tis from whence all my goofiness comes. ;)

our Yeti looks......darker. Wasn't he white when he left the states? WTH is going on? Is this how he looked after the lab mishap? :huh:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

To all of my new, hilarious friends. I so look forward each day to conversing and laughing with you all...Susie, Janet, Tom, Nikki, Bev, Amanda, Alex, Patti, Sarah, Jess...gosh, are we so many regulars? What a troupe! Have a wonderful, laughter-filled day tomorrow. Staying funny gets us through any and everything..I believe it's the Secret of Life!

'tis indeed a grand group of sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mygawd, I can't even believe how funny we are. :lol:

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tom
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HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Utterly exhausted from the shopping, else I'd be chiming in on soooooooooo much. Hopefully will do later.

But THIS had to be posted!

LOL a Festivus for the rest of us! :D

Ran into this in the San Jose newspaper's "3 things to do today" blurb.

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Looks a mite bit cheesy but it cracks me up that it's done at ALL!!!!!! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patti, here is some confetti for your 10, 000th post!

Love it :D Have a very Merry Christmas, Alex--and give my best to Ryan :)

I am watching ''Chitty, chitty, bang, bang'' whilst hubby does dinner ;)B)

I loved that movie--and Mary Poppins, too :P

Congrats Patti!!!!! Was your 10,000 just like you dreamed? LOL

Everything and more! :lol:

To all of my new, hilarious friends. I so look forward each day to conversing and laughing with you all...

Yes Emily--and right back at you :D We are a unique bunch B)

My sillies - I must retire to bed ....(I am that bit nearer to xmas than you all)

Sorry I missed you, Nikki--sleep tight :)

HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tom said it first--"for the rest of us"!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Duplicate post--my hand hit the keyboard and posted (twice) before I was ready :angry:

Bet I couldn't do that again if I tried :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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My sillies - I must retire to bed ....(I am that bit nearer to xmas than you all)

Dreadfully early start (no doubt) and there's a HUGE bird to be cooked!! :D

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

EDIT: Emily!! Excellent on getting the yeti to do chores!!!

Merry Christmas Nikki, have fun cooking the bird.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Duplicate post--my hand hit the keyboard and posted (twice) before I was ready :angry:

Bet I couldn't do that again if I tried :lol:

:lol: 'tis true, a computer vortex, for sure!!!!! (fo' shizzle)

MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mygawd, I am a busy Christmas elf here.......still much to do....... :blink:

'tis an egregiously disorganized christmas.......but alas, I am having much fun, in this Festivus all by myself!!!!! slightly tipsy..........drinking the wine.......and now I am going to watch (in the background) "It's a Wonderful Life" for the bazillionth time........... *joy* Nikkeigh, do they have this Capra film in the UK? Tell me......

good gawd, is rather challenging.....making jewelry whilst slightly mad and tipsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi peter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must eat now........someone MUST get here and take these caramels away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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must eat now........someone MUST get here and take these caramels away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

I know someone please take the chocolate covered gummi bears away from me as well.....I am eating them by the handful....I will be gaining a few lbs over the holidays :)

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psawyer
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I've been away for a couple of days, and have only skimmed quickly through 48 hours worth of silly posts. Merry Christmas to all. For me, it's "Good night!" :P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Night Peter, maybe you were good this year and Santa will bring you something under the tree....maybe some gluten-free goodies?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

:o:blink::angry:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you guys will not be-LIEVE what just happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

Twenty minutes ago, I let the demon dog next door out into his back yard. So, I can hear him barking CONSTANTLY with that wretched, shrill bark of his (BTW his Stepford owner had the surgery to slash his vocal chords :o - an evil thing all in itself - to make him barkless, and it most CERTAINLY did not work - even remotely).

So, I went over to put him in his kennel......and he would not come in (highly unusual). I called for him.......still would not come. So, I went into the back yard to find him - he is wildly running to and fro, chasing something in this particular area of the garden. He will NOT come to me. So, I stepped over this barrier in the garden, trying to grab him adn pull him over........and I FELL - - over this little fence - - and knocked something over - god knows what - and FELL INTO A BUSH - tangling my hair and my fleece into these thorny roses, and HIT MY HEAD on the fencepost - - which has made me slightly concussed (I actually saw stars) and has given me an INSTANT and WRETCHED headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I HATE THAT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And let me tell you.......I have hardly EVER encountered a dog I do not like, maybe NEVER.

so.......I have pulled the leaves and thorns out of my hair and am off to bed...........slight concussion......SEVERE headache..........

carry on sillies..........

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

back to Christmas cheer......I"ll have it tomorrow............

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Well, the presents have all been opened (it's all over in a flash) - the Turkey's stuffed AND in the oven - kids all gone off - kitty Will having the time of his life !!! :lol:

(BTW his Stepford owner had the surgery to slash his vocal chords :o - an evil thing all in itself - to make him barkless, and it most CERTAINLY did not work - even remotely).

:o Vets actually perform this op?? :o

So, I went over to put him in his kennel......and he would not come in (highly unusual). I called for him.......still would not come. So, I went into the back yard to find him - he is wildly running to and fro, chasing something in this particular area of the garden. He will NOT come to me. So, I stepped over this barrier in the garden, trying to grab him adn pull him over........and I FELL - - over this little fence - - and knocked something over - god knows what - and FELL INTO A BUSH - tangling my hair and my fleece into these thorny roses, and HIT MY HEAD on the fencepost - - which has made me slightly concussed (I actually saw stars) and has given me an INSTANT and WRETCHED headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

I HATE THAT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And let me tell you.......I have hardly EVER encountered a dog I do not like, maybe NEVER.

so.......I have pulled the leaves and thorns out of my hair and am off to bed...........slight concussion......SEVERE headache..........

*snort*...shouldn't laugh.....But mental image is too much.. :lol: ....also the dragged through the hedge backwards look is very 'in' and the concussion saves on wine needing to be consumed with same effect!! ;)

Evil yappy dog needs to GO!!! :lol: (poor Stinker)

:lol: I was rather hoping that santa would bring me some new slippers as mine are falling apart with the sole 'flapping' :lol: (death trap) but alas.....so I am wearing my son's instead!! :D

'Gone with the wind' is on soon - must settle down with chocs.......for breakfast :blink:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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MERRY CHRISTMAS SILLIES!!!!

Susie...hows your head this morning?

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Sleeps through Christmas pooping in here.

Susie- OW!!!!!!!! Don't you know if you have a concussion, you arre NOT supposed to go to sleep! Poor dog- vocal chord surgery is EVIL. Mean Stepfords!

Just wanted to poop in, say Merry Christmas and tell you that yes, Kurt gave me a copy of......

Don't Hassle the Hoff- the autobiography of our beloved David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks like my avatar will have to change soon!

MERRY MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
:o Vets actually perform this op?? :o

<_<:o:angry:

only in America........completely HEINOUS.....

Yes.......dragged through a hedge backwards indeed! :lol: I gently pulled the wee hedgehogs out of my hair last night, and all is well. Inspection this morning of Stepford's back yard revealed that I fell onto a branch of her standing rose bush, and that branch is wrenched off, hanging to the ground - :huh: - hence all the hoglets/thorns in my hair. I knocked over a garden statue. Now debating whether I cut the hanging branch off and say nothing......or......just leave it and tell her of my mishap.

(I think I'll leave it and write her a note, perhaps wages will increase for hardship pay :lol: )

:D

'Gone with the wind' is on soon - must settle down with chocs.......for breakfast :blink:

I've had the caramels again for breakfast just now. :huh: Thank God, they're almost gone. Hopefully Amanda's chocolate gummy's are also? :lol:

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Don't Hassle the Hoff- the autobiography of our beloved David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks like my avatar will have to change soon!

:lol: HE DID NOT!!!!!!!!! OMG that's too funny..........

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and may it be the silliest year ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and may it be the silliest year ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub:

Yep, only the bottom lining of the gummy container is still filled...I ate alot. We are getting ready to go to Christmas dinner at MIL's.

Wow, can we get sillier?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

So we survived Christmas dinner :) I had a little too much wine though, they had this very sweet PA wine...mmm! Susie you would have enjoyed it.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Inspection this morning of Stepford's back yard revealed that I fell onto a branch of her standing rose bush, and that branch is wrenched off, hanging to the ground - :huh: - hence all the hoglets/thorns in my hair. I knocked over a garden statue. Now debating whether I cut the hanging branch off and say nothing......or......just leave it and tell her of my mishap.

OMG !!!

SAY NOTHING! (ALWAYS!!!!!)

BEV!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sleeps through Christmas)

The Hoff???....Kurt got you the Autobiography????......Dear God, you're winding me up?!?! :unsure:

So we survived Christmas dinner :) I had a little too much wine though, they had this very sweet PA wine...mmm!

Yeah!! Go Amanda!!!!!

Susie you would have enjoyed it.

Susie enjoys everything after 3 glasses ;) (as do I!!!!!)

A Tad inebriated...just back from friend's house......dear GAWD..had to WRENCH hubby out of there with a shoe horn (wayyyyy more inebriated than moi) :lol: .....also left one fairly small child at friend's house :blink:

Thank god tomorrow is Boxing Day (Yay!! Common wealther's!!! :D ) and NOBODY has to get up :rolleyes:

Turkey, chips, pickles, crackers (gluten-free and other) and (oh s+*t) a crap load of people tomorrow eve that dearest hubby invited :blink::unsure::ph34r:

:lol: ..... come on over!!!.... (bring a bottle!)

:lol::lol::lol: ......STOP ME!!!!

:wub: you ALL !!!!!

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Nikki, I wasn't going to stop by until I saw you posting at 8:30 my time! LOL, I coulda guessed you were inebriated!! :lol:

No drinking for me this year. :( Actually, I don't miss it as much as I thought I would. :)

Um, did you forget the child?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Sillies

Anyone rushing out to the store to after Christmas shop today?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Gosh--I can't believe it's the day after.....hope ya'll had a nice day yesterday :)

Susie :o The heinousity of it all!!!! Don't say a word, is what I say ;) After what you went through for her dog--and the poor thing....having to undergo surgery to slash his vocal chords.... <_<

How are you this morning?

I had wine with dinner yesterday!!!!! :D

Susie and Amanda--I did the same thing with my Christmas cookies--everytime I passed by, I ate one B) The jeans are not going to button pretty soon if I don't get a grip :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Morning Sillies

Anyone rushing out to the store to after Christmas shop today?

Morning Amanda--

Nope--I'm staying in...I think I might be getting a cold. Not sure, but woke up with a slightly scratchy throat.

Are you at work?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I'm at work. The hospital is quiet, well on the office side of it anyway. A lot of offices are closed yet. There are only 5 of us in mine today.

John has been talking about having a sore throat the last two days.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Glad it should be a quiet day for you--where my son works, he is in a team of 6 normally and today there will only be 2 of them. I guess it's a popular day to take off.

Hope John isn't getting sick again.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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My sister told me she was going to return something to Wally-World this morning since it didn't work...I told her she was crazy!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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My sister told me she was going to return something to Wally-World this morning

Oye--I'll bet it's going to be a madhouse there today....

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