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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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tom Contributor
tom
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Well, her head's swollen...from getting the MVP!!

:o:lol: :lol: Whoa!! Congrats!!

And a new av for Amanda!!

We can't see it, but I bet you're getting a foot massage too aren'tcha!!?

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dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
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I should get double points for having to go in the woods whilest battling the viscious "D".....

Oh, THAT doesn't sound fun! :unsure:

No surprise! Last year when we were there I noticed immediately that the men are all very Mayan: stocky and short. The stalls obviously reflect this.... :rolleyes:

Very Mayan indeed!

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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This is HEINOUS behavior!! Mygawd...do you know them well enough to talk to them about it, as diplomatically as possible?

Heinous indeed. They are not very friendly, keep to themselves type. The type that get into their car IN the garage, then open the door, drive quickly out and away, like they can't be seen. The news papers stack up in the driveway all week. They never shovel the driveway or walk. When I say hi it's like they didn't hear me.

You know, the really FUN neighbors.

Actually, don't care but my heart is a wee bit broken for Brett favre as he is CUTE!

Me too, I luvre me some Favre!!!!!!

Julie- You need to go get this dog. I'm sure that with all the dog-owners on this thread we could disguise him and I HATE YOUR NEIGHBORS- People like that shouldn't be allowed to have pets...never mind childrenm!!!!!!!!!!

I know, and they have 2 little kids!

That's so sweet what your friend did for that other dog.

LOL--yep I am not sure John is into the golden showers.... :ph34r:

I hope that didnt offend anyone.

:lol:

:ph34r: I hope I don't offend anyone by the fact that I understand what Amanda said :ph34r:

:lol:

*********ROYAL DECREE********

Although passing the test is the "gold standard" for sillyville, it is permitted to join the throng if you:

Can hover successfully, or have ever used a restroom designated for (only) the opposite sex.

Have ever used the phrase "frisk the wookie" or derivatives thereof.

Can quote ANY Monty Python movie or skit.

Can name a movie in which Clint Eastwood sings.

Well, I am only in for #1, the successful hover.

The other skills I am afraid I just don't possess <_<

Julie - we all know you NEED a dog!!! Take the dog. Do a spectacular makeover using your new EM and make him look like a substandard poodle. This will also require brushing his teeth with some tri-headed contraption from Peter. If possible, teach him to bark with an accent (Le Bark). Tell the neighbors "No, I haven't seen your dog. I'm sure he'll end up with someome who will love him and cherish him". . .if only, huh? :(

:lol::lol::lol:

This made me giggle, yeah if only <_<

Does it count if you used the mens room in another country? And a man came in while you were there? :lol:

It happend in Mexico...

:lol: Donna

Now that must have been a pricelss moment :lol:

Lisa Mentor
Lisa
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Hey Jess,

I believe the answer to #4 of Your Royal Decree IS......"Paint Your Wagon".

Between his second visit to Widowdom, my father used to date Tina Louise's (Ginger) mother. Hum, we could have been stepsisters - perish the thought :o .

elye Community Regular
elye
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I believe the answer to #4 of Your Royal Decree IS......"Paint Your Wagon".

Whoa...who knew he could sing?

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~alex~
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I should get double points for having to go in the woods whilest battling the viscious "D".....

Triple points at least!

I believe the answer to #4 of Your Royal Decree IS......"Paint Your Wagon".

Strangely, I actually knew that too. My dad is a big fan of Clint Eastwood movies and I always watched along with him because (I'm not sure if this makes me weird but . . .) I've thought he was a supreme babe since I was about 11 years old. (Um . . . Clint not my dad :lol: )

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I figured I would show off my kitty, Lucky. He is 2, you cant tell how big he is, He is not a small kitty. I love him to death though, always by my side. He does the oddest things. :)

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Mtndog
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OMG- a GOOSEY sighting! And she knew what movie Clint Eastwood sang in :o Now, if we could only find a movie where Chuck Norris tap dances!

I am so glad to learn that I have a long lost twin. And I am even more pleased that it Open Original Shared Link.

BAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Big Fat Greek Wedding? You know, the bebopsy? Actually I woke up this morning and told Kurt I had a tumor. He said, "It's NOT a TUMAH!"

LOL--yep I am not sure John is into the golden showers.... :ph34r:

I hope that didnt offend anyone.

No...made me GUFFAW out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing I've been offended by lately is something I would not even mention in ANY thread, not even this one :ph34r:

*********ROYAL DECREE********

Although passing the test is the "gold standard" for sillyville, it is permitted to join the throng if you:

Can hover successfully, or have ever used a restroom designated for (only) the opposite sex.

Have ever used the phrase "frisk the wookie" or derivatives thereof.

Can quote ANY Monty Python movie or skit.

Can name a movie in which Clint Eastwood sings.

Oh GAWD- I think I've been a member since.........That's what we need- ID cards with "Member Since Post #3.....) I'll get right on that AFTER I finish Peter's Temple. Right now I'm Sculpting These Guys (for the ladies room :P )

Does it count if you used the mens room in another country? And a man came in while you were there? :lol:

It happend in Mexico...

It counts twice and may even exempt you from professional development points :P

and did you happen to be quoting Monty Python at the time? perhaps "please fondle my buttocks" thinking it meant "Yo quiero un cigaretto".

:lol:

2) no worries - stalls all occupado so I went in the sink

Kurt, is that you? :huh:

Well, her head's swollen...from getting the MVP!! I was so proud of her for that one... :):)

She's still got a bit of a headache, but went to school today and seems her regular girly self. Thanks so much, all, for asking about my little netminder...

THAT IS SO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me too, I luvre me some Favre!!!!!!

Agreed!

:ph34r: I hope I don't offend anyone by the fact that I understand what Amanda said :ph34r:

:lol:

Well, I am only in for #1, the successful hover.

The other skills I am afraid I just don't possess <_<

:lol: :lol:

A terrible thought just occured to me.......is the male equivalent of hovering tea-bagging? We'll have to weigh in on this as I believe that hovering takes much more leg muscle than a momentary (yet unbelievably memorable) tea-bag :ph34r::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Tea Bagging......ahh brings up a funny Sex and the City conversation.....*chuckles to herself*

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
<tucking in shirt> wow the ladies' room is inCREDIble at the Fairmont here!!!!!

So I'm in?

I have stayed at the Fairmont in San Jose several times but I never checked out the ladies' room. It was an "approved" hotel for business travel when I worked for Hitiachi and had to visit the Santa Clara office. A nice hotel in an iffy neighboUrhood. Go out the front and turn right--okay. Any other direction, watch your @$$!

tom Contributor
tom
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Go out the front and turn right--okay. Any other direction, watch your @$$!

That had to be quite a while ago. EVERY direction is good now. <_<

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Good Morning Sillies!

Still too cold here.

elye Community Regular
elye
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OMG- a GOOSEY sighting! And she knew what movie Clint Eastwood sang in :o Now, if we could only find a movie where Chuck Norris tap dances!

Or marches in a parade...I'm certain there's some footage of him somewhere in one of those... :rolleyes:

No...made me GUFFAW out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing I've been offended by lately is something I would not even mention in ANY thread, not even this one :ph34r:

WHAT? WHAT? Tell US!! :o

Oh GAWD- I think I've been a member since.........That's what we need- ID cards with "Member Since Post #3.....) I'll get right on that AFTER I finish Peter's Temple. Right now I'm Sculpting These Guys (for the ladies room :P )

We also must discuss what we will be sacrificing at this Magical Site. Goats? Everyday Mineral makeup? Julie's HEINOUS neighboUrs? :lol::o

A terrible thought just occured to me.......is the male equivalent of hovering tea-bagging? We'll have to weigh in on this as I believe that hovering takes much more leg muscle than a momentary (yet unbelievably memorable) tea-bag :ph34r::lol:

I would judge that a classic hover takes more work, muscularly, than a tea-bag. But I asked my DH this last night and he replied, "Whaddya mean, is there a male equivalent? Of course there isn't, at least not for me, because I hover, as well. We don't stand to do EVERYTHING". Ahhhh, of course. Tom, do you hover at such moments?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I have been a member since the Raving Parade we had back in the day. We were in full-Silly Spirit at the time. We had marshmallow floats and all kinds of fun stuff. We have calmed a little since that time.

You know who I haven't seen in the Vortex lately, Daughter of the Light. She was very creative in our parade. Hope she stops in soon.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
You know who I haven't seen in the Vortex lately, Daughter of the Light. She was very creative in our parade. Hope she stops in soon.

That's because Emily scared her off. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Emily...please stop being so scary....We need new recruits! :)

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
Posted
I hope I don't offend anyone by the fact that I understand what Amanda said :ph34r:

I'm not offended...but that MAY be because I actually DON'T understand what she said. :lol::ph34r:

Now that must have been a pricelss moment :lol:

Yes, it was, lol. While I can't drink much anymore (sorry everyone, lol, it makes me really sick), does it count that I seem to attrack drunk people?

Ah, it happened in Guatemala. Have you ever ridden on a rural bus...it involved a very drunk local who sat next to me, oh, and the really do carry live chickens on those buses. :lol:

It counts twice and may even exempt you from professional development points :P

Phew!

We also must discuss what we will be sacrificing at this Magical Site. Goats? Everyday Mineral makeup? Julie's HEINOUS neighboUrs? :lol::o

No, no not the EM makeup!!! I vote for the neighbors or goats!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted
I'm not offended...but that MAY be because I actually DON'T understand what she said. :lol::ph34r:

It's really gross....something totally offensive, but as long as everyone was not offended.

Here's a hint, it is a very sick, yellow, fetish....and it deals with a bodily function....

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
Posted
It's really gross....something totally offensive, but as long as everyone was not offended.

Here's a hint, it is a very sick, yellow, fetish....and it deals with a bodily function....

I see. :lol: Okay, I think my imagination can fill in the rest. :P

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
BAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Big Fat Greek Wedding? You know, the bebopsy? Actually I woke up this morning and told Kurt I had a tumor. He said, "It's NOT a TUMAH!"

Kindergarten Cop!!! And a very fine film that was. :lol:

Oh GAWD- I think I've been a member since.........That's what we need- ID cards with "Member Since Post #3.....)

I was post #9!!!!!!!

Tea Bagging......ahh brings up a funny Sex and the City conversation.....*chuckles to herself*

I never watched it when it was first aired on HBO, I am enjoying the reruns in syndication, but somehow I don't think I am getting the full effect with the watered down edited versions :lol::lol:

WHAT? WHAT? Tell US!! :o

YEAH Bev! Tell us! You can't drop the bomb and then leave us hanging like that, SPILL IT!!!

Although me thinks it's something terribly icky because I don't think you offend easily :huh:

We also must discuss what we will be sacrificing at this Magical Site. Goats? Everyday Mineral makeup? Julie's HEINOUS neighboUrs? :lol::o

:lol::lol:

I'm not offended...but that MAY be because I actually DON'T understand what she said. :lol::ph34r:

It's probably best you keep it that way, a river of wee is involved.........

It's really gross....something totally offensive, but as long as everyone was not offended.

Here's a hint, it is a very sick, yellow, fetish....and it deals with a bodily function....

I bet it's in Bev's Urban Dictionary, so one can consult that if more information is needed.

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
I have stayed at the Fairmont in San Jose several times but I never checked out the ladies' room. It was an "approved" hotel for business travel when I worked for Hitiachi and had to visit the Santa Clara office. A nice hotel in an iffy neighboUrhood. Go out the front and turn right--okay. Any other direction, watch your @$$!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Looks like Peter's getting feisty...better get him that temple. :P

WHAT? WHAT? Tell US!! :o

We also must discuss what we will be sacrificing at this Magical Site. Goats? Everyday Mineral makeup? Julie's HEINOUS neighboUrs? :lol::o

I would judge that a classic hover takes more work, muscularly, than a tea-bag. But I asked my DH this last night and he replied, "Whaddya mean, is there a male equivalent? Of course there isn't, at least not for me, because I hover, as well. We don't stand to do EVERYTHING". Ahhhh, of course. Tom, do you hover at such moments?

:lol: :lol:

first off, I like goats. And makeup but I clearly do NOT like Julie's neighbors so I vote that we sacrifice them.

Tell you? Tell you? OK, all I'm going to say is that the latest Internet obsession involves two girls doing something even grosser than what Amanda mentioned. And it has spawned a whole bunch of youtube videos of people's reactions. In fact, my husband showed it to me and videoed by reaction which was as follows "oh m y God, oh my God, there's NO way. OMG- this is so fake. If they really ate that they would die! Do these people not know about E Coli? Oh my God...give me a break!

It is disgusting!!!!!

Yes, it was, lol. While I can't drink much anymore (sorry everyone, lol, it makes me really sick), does it count that I seem to attrack drunk people?

Ah, it happened in Guatemala. Have you ever ridden on a rural bus...it involved a very drunk local who sat next to me, oh, and the really do carry live chickens on those buses. :lol:

Wow- Donna rode a bus driven by a drunk, live chicken? :D:huh:

tom Contributor
tom
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Mornin' Sillies!!

(Ya ya Eastern Sillies been up for hrs, but *I* haven't been up at 7:15a in too long)

I would judge that a classic hover takes more work, muscularly, than a tea-bag. But I asked my DH this last night and he replied, "Whaddya mean, is there a male equivalent? Of course there isn't, at least not for me, because I hover, as well. We don't stand to do EVERYTHING". Ahhhh, of course. Tom, do you hover at such moments?

I meant to weigh in on this earlier.

I'm not entirely certain everyone understands the true nature of teabagging.

Hmmmmmm .. . .for one, tea isn't made from one quick dip. Secondly, . .. ..uhhhhh . .... . . (HubbaHubba?)

But on to the hovering.

As far as I know, hovering is for Harrier Jets, helicopters and women.

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
Posted
........ does it count that I seem to attrack drunk people?

:lol:

How did I miss this!

Drunk Guatemalans, a bus full of live chickens, a chance meeting in the mens room, this is shaping up to be a very interesting story about your trip :lol:

:lol: :lol:

first off, I like goats. And makeup but I clearly do NOT like Julie's neighbors so I vote that we sacrifice them.

:lol:

I have to concur, I like the make up so I just can't part with it. And goats are white and fuzzy and cute, I don't have the heart.

I am watching Regis and Kelly again, and I really feel they are mocking the Yeti.

I think we should start a letter writing campaign. :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Well Good Morning SLeepy Head Tom.

Emily and I are always posting at the same time every morning, she is my morning silly!

We report to each other every day but weekends :)

Right Em?

dlp252 Apprentice
dlp252
Posted
Drunk Guatemalans, a bus full of live chickens, a chance meeting in the mens room, this is shaping up to be a very interesting story about your trip :lol:

Different trip. :P

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