The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES!!!!!!!!! so quiet in here this morning!!! Where ARE all of you? Found myself reading the last two pages alone......very eery.....hold me.....

I think I may have pink eye. It's all goopy and running and red. I am a basket of bacteria! Good thing Ryan has a superhuman immune system. In the last year I've been coughing, sneezing, puking, excessively pooping in vicinity and nary an illness on his part. All my immune system does is attack my intestine and pancreas - I'm jealous ! Lets hope any kids we have inherit his smart immune system and not my confused one.

Alex - this is heinous! Hope you're so much better soon. Yes, we must pray that the kids will have Ryan's healthy immunity.

Keeping fingers crossed for babies for A. and motorcycle disappearing for S.

Anything else?

:lol: Go Laura!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's news on the motorcycle, as of last night!!!!!!!!! and it could be good, my friends......get this: the annual insurance amount costs ALMOST as much as the flippin' bike, David found out......he decided that was too heinous..............so we will see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura - you have POWER!!!!!!!!!!

That's because she found this video of Open Original Shared LinkMOO HOO AH HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*snooooooooooort* how in hell did you know............. and how in HELL did you find that.......I did have a good snort......

I KNOW you know the answer to this.

And I KNOW you know I KNOW you knew when you wrote it. <whaaaaaaat??>

(It must be the absinthe now .. .."know" looks like "ka-now")

Roomie started inviting the GrOeen Phaerie into our lives well before sundown that day. I waited.

At some point I noticed I hadn't seen him in an hour or so. (Yeah .. ..took a while)

This was hrs before the pic. Found him sitting on a lid-down toilet then, verrrrrrrry groggily concious. <holy moly I can't spell at all suddenly . .is that right?>

Maybe an hour later he's still not out so I brought him a big glass o' icewater. <he'd do the same for me> And he's still atop the lid-down toilet.

aNOTHer hr or so later I'm compelled to do a 'welfare check'. THAT's when the pic was taken.

Did the show'n'tell the next day and he laughed and said he'd wondered how/when he got up for the water.

now THIS had me guffawing out loud........can't believe the power of the phaerie....does John do that on beer and other alcoholic beverages also? or just the absinthe? Tom - send some ASAP

BTw - speaking of Rocky Horror -

I believe I am the ONLY person who has never seen TRHPS.......everyone went in high school to a midnight showing, all the time.....I never, not once, went to it....

And I think I saw something that couldn't possibly be my imagination . . .

<I tawt I taw a dingoboy>

Oh mah gahhhhhhhhhhhd Dingy & SquatswifSame!!!

ROFL

Are you two in the same room?

;P hmmmmmmmm........really? you tawt you saw a DingoBoy? Well, how about this......why don't you all just go search "members" and put in Squats and see what you find? BTW he needs some friends...........

*chortle*

*snigger*

*snooooooooooooooooort*

I do actually have another cat....but I never speak of her as .....well.... ....she is a sociopath

I asked her to help Will pull me at skijorKing......she said ''Pull yourself Bit#h!!!!!!!''

those crazy cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...All I'm saying is I AIN'T SHARING with Susie .......

BAH ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

part deux coming up

[Darn210]

And I think I saw something that couldn't possibly be my imagination . . .

<I tawt I taw a dingoboy>

Oh mah gahhhhhhhhhhhd Dingy & SquatswifSame!!!

ROFL

I saw it!!! I saw it!!! and I haven't been drinking!!!

[DingoGirl]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this blasted thing told me I had too many quotes posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........so now we get monitored for our emoticons AND our quotes???? evil, I tell you

part two

Good morning, all!

Michelle and her two rivals are resting at Braeburn. She is 17 minutes behind Dalton. GO!!

I'm off to the store to deal with the weekly delivery. See you in about ten hours.

Have a great day, pOeter!!!!!!! can somebody post the link to the race please??????? Susie's been in Dingy Land................

Was Tom drinking last night? . . . Does anybody know WTH he's talking about?

oh yes.......yes I do....... ;P and he was NOT hallucinating from teh phaerie

OMG..... Auntie Beaverly, where do you find these clips? How do you know what to put in the search box? East Asian Kink? Chinese Bum-Spanking Fetish?

dear gawd EXACTLY! how DOEs she find them? I think - if you just put in Japanese Game Shows - -you'll find a buttload of loony stuff.........

Hey!! Mr, Mathie Man!....I'll just have you know that there is no "simple elegance" like that found in perfect alliteration, or lilting sonnets in iambic pentametre, or substantives neatly completing their predicates....

oh thank you, Em, for that.......just music to me ears......helps cancel out that dreary talk of mathS

Yay! Patti's new oven arrives today!

Hi all. Too grouchy to be silly. Just saying hi to update my avatar

Grouchy, Pet? what's up? come and play!!!!!!! we're madly silly lately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DARLING NIECE..........she is scrumptious!!!!!!!!!!!!

sillies - I"m doubled over in pain - - ate some chocolates - - ate some hummus - two new items on teh same day - -

[DingoGirl]

Never too crouchy to be silly!!!!!!! (nice av )

she said CROUCHY!!!!!!! is that like CROTCHY?

OMG - Prince Philliop! much bathing and ironing indeed!!!!!!!! and clean their ears!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, tell Prince Philip I said "Hello" and that I really enjoyed playing Pictionary with the royal family the last time I was in town. Oh . . . and tell him that I got the Queen's voicemail message and I just haven't had time to call back.

I get sick of the Queen's harassing phone calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SquatsWifDingos]

And I think I saw something that couldn't possibly be my imagination . . .

<I tawt I taw a dingoboy>

Oh mah gahhhhhhhhhhhd Dingy & SquatswifSame!!!

ROFL

Are you two in the same room?

many stranger things have happened in the middle of the night... but if you look real close... you might see me run from tree to tree looking for my dingo!

[DingoGirl]

many stranger things have happened in the middle of the night... but if you look real close... you might see me run from tree to tree looking for my dingo!

oh dear gaaaaaaaaawd.........let the madness begin...............

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Darn210]

many stranger things have happened in the middle of the night... but if you look real close... you might see me run from tree to tree looking for my dingo!

Let me be the first to welcome you, Squats!!!

Do you mind if we call you Squats?

[Darn210]

. . . Oh . . . and Squats, we most definitely need an avatar!!! Best git bizzy on dat!!

[DingoGirl]

Let me be the first to welcome you, Squats!!!

Do you mind if we call you Squats?

:lol:

I am out of my mind......did you notice how old he is? He's 98.....and quite ill.......with a vast amount of wealth......JUST what I"ve been looking FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darn210]

:lol:

I am out of my mind......did you notice how old he is? He's 98.....and quite ill.......with a vast amount of wealth......JUST what I"ve been looking FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad you are no longer on the market!!

[elye]

WHO THE HELL IS SQUATS?????!!!!

OMG, get home from work, all these NEW things....owwwwwww, my little braaaaaiiiinnnnn....

I now feel weird following up with all the quotes I've stacked....now nothing's gonna register wif anybody, now that this big new person is here....WHO ARE YOU???

I told you I've spent too much time on that website:

From the 2008 Rules:

10. Prize Money (U.S. Currency):

Following is the breakdown of prize money. Mushers finishing 16th through 30th will receive $1,000.

1. $35,000 4. $16,500 7. $11,000 10. $7,000 13. $5,000

2. $25,000 5. $14,500 8. $9,000 11. $6,500 14. $4,500

3. $20,000 6. $13,000 9. $8,000 12. $6,000 15. $4,000

And FYI, the entry fee (plus some other fees) was $1250 . . . Then add all your transportation and food costs . . . and if you drop dogs and have them transported for you, that costs money, too . . .

Thanks, Janet!! Figured it was on the site somewhere....

The amount changes somewhat year to year, and last year Michelle came in sixth, and apparently she broke even. Gawd.......

Is daylight saving time really only a couple weeks away? I can't get used to it happening so early....not complaining, though

Yes, this will be good....and there will be daylight in Whitehorse until 2 pm, instead of 1 pm.

Hi all. Too grouchy to be silly. Just saying hi to update my avatar

Hey! Whatsamadda, Jess? We were just talking MATHS a page ago, too....you must be very grouchy.......

Oh yes, tell Prince Philip I said "Hello" and that I really enjoyed playing Pictionary with the royal family the last time I was in town. Oh . . . and tell him that I got the Queen's voicemail message and I just haven't had time to call back.

Man, those Royals cannot do Pictionary. Charles draws a stick guy, then sits back and expects you to keep guessing until you get it. And the word is "American". I mean, come on........

there's news on the motorcycle, as of last night!!!!!!!!! and it could be good, my friends......get this: the annual insurance amount costs ALMOST as much as the flippin' bike, David found out......he decided that was too heinous..............so we will see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insurance premiums are, indeed, very high on those vehicles....as they are dangerous, and a big risk......Not making ya feel any better, am I?!

That should scare him off!!!

she said CROUCHY!!!!!!! is that like CROTCHY?

No....crouchy is an adjective to describe the muscle fatique one experiences when visiting too many public bathrooms in a day....."Man, I hovered a lot, today...my hamstrings are sooooo crouchy!"

Okay, now...hopefully enough posts have happened since I started to tell me WHO SQUATS IS!!!

[jerseyangel]

..ok, gotta drop middle son off at his youth club...they are having a super special visitor today.....Prince Philip (the QUEEN's HUSBAND no less!) !!!!!!!!!

There has been much bathing and ironing of shirts!!!

.......Gotta go (by Royal appointment )

How exciting!

many stranger things have happened in the middle of the night... but if you look real close... you might see me run from tree to tree looking for my dingo!

Hi SWD

Boy are we happy you're here!

Emily OMG--you said "my brainnnnnnnnn"--for a second there I read--"my Brazillian"

[Darn210]

Emily OMG--you said "my brainnnnnnnnn"--for a second there I read--"my Brazillian"

Oh No!!!! We wouldn't discuss anything like that!!!

[jerseyangel]

Oh No!!!! We wouldn't discuss anything like that!!!

Heaven forbid

The visitor's list on Squat's profile--all the usual suspects!

[Jestgar]

A predicate predicament, with paltry, posing, perfect pests

The static-state statistic straits, which skew significance from straight

How do we access database, when syntax matches none we use?

And will the numbers ever grace the pages of the science news?

Cytokines dance across the graphs of parent-child trios

And we must match the genes and SNPs to pathways unrevealed

The answers come with questions, results, with variations

Heritable (and irritable) from constant machinations

Why does the child have this response?

Daddy, is that really you?

And one more test

And one more run

And one more plate of cells

And one more change

And one new word

And one more number tells

A different story

[elye]

Hi SWD

Boy are we happy you're here!

OMG....I have missed something so huge, here.....I remember a story about Susie squatting to pee in the wilderness....I CAN"T REMEMBER ANYMORE!! Mygawd, what's going onnnnnn?

Emily OMG--you said "my brainnnnnnnnn"--for a second there I read--"my Brazillian"

Ah! We can indeed speak about him. He's very well. His English is quite strong, now, as are...may other things about him.....profile, biceps......

[DingoGirl]

Heaven forbid

The visitor's list on Squat's profile--all the usual suspects!

:lol: He said he needed friends.....I haven't told him yet whose profile to visit and how to add them....he has to come over for an instructional lesson on me silly forum..... (we conducted this bidness all on the phone last night....I was screeching as he did his profile....so easily amused...... )

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you don't remember the Squats story? and it just RECENTLY resurfaced when David sent me an email one day saying...."how's Squats with Wolves?" OMG - no time now - I'll fill you in later.

Have to figure out something EXTREMELY YUMMY to make for dinner......what?

desperately want crockpot chile verde - - all recipes are calling for beer and I dont' have time to run all over town for damned Darned-tootin' ingredients.......

anybody have a good, easy chile verde, for which I don't have to roast the tomatillos and peppers myself? Coming up with plan B....somethign like chili-lime crusted fish w/ cilantro etc............ yummmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!

A predicate predicament, with paltry, posing, perfect pests

The static-state statistic straits, which skew significance from straight

How do we access database, when syntax matches none we use?

And will the numbers ever grace the pages of the science news?

Cytokines dance across the graphs of parent-child trios

And we must match the genes and SNPs to pathways unrevealed

The answers come with questions, results, with variations

Heritable (and irritable) from constant machinations

Why does the child have this response?

gawd...........help..................me...................................

Ah! We can indeed speak about him. He's very well. His English is quite strong, now, as are...may other things about him.....profile, biceps......

your Brazillian

[Mtndog]

That would be Susie's favoUrite musical . . . The Rocky Horror Picture Show

. . . and I love you, too, Bev.

Oh Janet.....I didn't mean to embarass you :P

twins run in my family, and when I donated my eggs I actually produced a few double yoked eggs.

Let's do the Time Warp!!!!!

AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoa! Double yoked eggs- can I have some?

OK . . . so anyway . . . Darn Tootin' is just a nice way to say Damn Flatulence!!!

Oh...I get it now...GAWD I am SO SLOW!!!!!!!

Hi all. Too grouchy to be silly. Just saying hi to update my avatar

Don't make me tickle you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, tell Prince Philip I said "Hello" and that I really enjoyed playing Pictionary with the royal family the last time I was in town. Oh . . . and tell him that I got the Queen's voicemail message and I just haven't had time to call back.

Tell Charles I WILL be there for the polo match as well.

many stranger things have happened in the middle of the night... but if you look real close... you might see me run from tree to tree looking for my dingo!

Welcome Squatty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . Oh . . . and Squats, we most definitely need an avatar!!! Best git bizzy on dat!!

Lots of gettin bizzy around here lately :P

OMG....I have missed something so huge, here.....I remember a story about Susie squatting to pee in the wilderness....I CAN"T REMEMBER ANYMORE!! Mygawd, what's going onnnnnn?

Yes- Susie is Squats with Dingos, I am farts like Machine !

I will be gone until Monday my dear Sillies as Kurt and I are off to Florida. Any requests? what shall I bring back for y'all?

[nikki-uk]

OK sillies...son dropped off at club - NO parents allowed to stay for the royal visit (I'll text Phil).....lot's of spaniel sniffer dogs and BIG coppers (a heady combination)

Oh yes, tell Prince Philip I said "Hello" and that I really enjoyed playing Pictionary with the royal family the last time I was in town. Oh . . . and tell him that I got the Queen's voicemail message and I just haven't had time to call back.

..... ......<looking left & right>...you've really got to watch Liz with them phone calls Janet......

I get sick of the Queen's harassing phone calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see?...I don't want to say stalker exactly........ma'am gets easily bored

Ha! Just realized something, and I'll actually admit it....I, too, wasn't a young child when VCRs were household items.

Nor I!!!!!!

My Dad won our first VCR in a competition....bloomin' thing was ENORMOUS .......neighboUrs and long forgotten relatives came to stare in awe of our prize machine!!!!!!!!!

This was all around the same time McDonald's arrived in my home town (we Brits were much later than you guys)

...Now that was exciting!!!!!

she said CROUCHY!!!!!!! is that like CROTCHY?

Sort of...but you crouch down

Emily OMG--you said "my brainnnnnnnnn"--for a second there I read--"my Brazillian"

Oh No!!!! We wouldn't discuss anything like that!!!

Liar....

A predicate predicament, with paltry, posing, perfect pests

The static-state statistic straits, which skew significance from straight

How do we access database, when syntax matches none we use?

And will the numbers ever grace the pages of the science news?

Cytokines dance across the graphs of parent-child trios

And we must match the genes and SNPs to pathways unrevealed

The answers come with questions, results, with variations

Heritable (and irritable) from constant machinations

Why does the child have this response?

Daddy, is that really you?

And one more test

And one more run

And one more plate of cells

And one more change

And one new word

And one more number tells

A different story

Our very own Scientific Poet laureate

Oh......must welcome SWDingos.....HELLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

.......Um....have you filled in your Phart Chart???? (obligatory)

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies I have got to tell you my bad thing I did last night.

So John has been staying in our guest room since he is still having a hard time breathing at night. Well sometimes I do wake up and need a drink overnight. Last night I woke up around 3. Now since being sick, the cat has been dividing nights between John and I. Last night I guess it was my night with him. He spent most of the night in bed or on the floor by where my head would be on the bed. 3 in the morning I get up and the cat is next to me, I go to the bathroom, which is in our room. The cat comes in and sits on my feet. I wear contacts and when they are out I cannot see a thing...but since he is a dark colored cat I just watch for the dark blob to move lol. So from there I go to the kitchen. He follows, which is not unusual, he probably thought I would feed him....which I would not since we are trying to cut back on him a little bit. I grab a drink and then I had a craving....for candy. I grabbed my bag of mini-eggs and then went back to the room....Lucky at my heels. He got back into bed with me and watched me eat a lot of those little eggs...then he put his paw on the bag so I had to stop. I put the bag in the nightstand and went to bed. The cats eyes would glow every few seconds....which is creepy....I woke up this morning and he was still in bed. I started getting ready and it was the usual..follow mommy whereever she goes...

So that was my late night egg snack!!! I am bad!

[elye]

I will be gone until Monday my dear Sillies as Kurt and I are off to Florida. Any requests? what shall I bring back for y'all?

Hmmmmmm......well, I already got me a Brazilian....what in hell more do you need in life?

Oh......must welcome SWDingos.....HELLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

.......Um....have you filled in your Phart Chart???? (obligatory)

Indeed, 'tis obligatory...but it should not have many entries if one is non-celiac.

Okay, I think I know NOW who this mystery squatter-man is....and yes, we need an av, absolutely.

....HEY!!!! Wait a minute.....It's my DAD, isn't it?!! Haven't seen him in a while...his astonishing chameleon-like abilities transfer well, I am sure, to the written word....It all makes sense, now.............

So that was my late night egg snack!!! I am bad!

Amanda!! You wanna be fertilizing yer eggs, not eating them!

[blueeyedmanda]

Ok....so now dont get grossed out, I just need to rant for a few minutes!!! So I had to schedule my annual ladies exam today. I am not due quite yet but I have been having some pains in the area over the last month or so and some of you may remember my post about the tampons. Well, I want to get checked out just in case, especially with us trying the family thing.

So I called the womans health center where I work, I had my last exam done through the fertility clinic. It was during my egg donation. SO they said they were scheduling me with the woman who did all my exams then. I was happy, this woman knows me and I am comfortable with her. I cannot get into the clinic until April....Yikes! So I asked for another provider....nope nothing until April...I told them I am having some discomfort in that region....nothing until April. No cancellation lists nothing...Ugh.

So I took the appointment. I know the woman who performs the exams and we are still in contact since the whole egg thing. I might email and ask if she could squeeze me in or something.

My overall opinion right now....this hospital will make me wait until my hmm_hmm falls off!

[nikki-uk]

this hospital will make me wait until my hmm_hmm falls off!

GADZOOKS!!!!!!!!! (thank you Patti for that word)

I do so hate it when that happens though ..... ......embarrassing....

[blueeyedmanda]

GADZOOKS!!!!!!!!! (thank you Patti for that word)

I do so hate it when that happens though ..... ......embarrassing....

My beef about it is what if something may be wrong....and April is a little too late, ya know? It is nuts!

[elye]

I am not due quite yet but I have been having some pains in the area over the last month or so and some of you may remember my post about the tampons.

Ah! I missed a tampon post? Perhaps 'tis a good thing......

I do so hate it when that happens though ..... ......embarrassing....

What? When your hmmmm_mmm falls off?