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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Actually, this thread gets a lot of moderator attention. But, those mods are active participants in the silliness. :ph34r:

Seriously, explicit topics have been graphically discussed in many other threads. The rules allow for it.

You know Peter, I'm glad to hear you say this--I didn't think we were in violation of any board rules, (which is good because I'd be one of the biggest offenders) :unsure: , but I have half expected to be blown in :P

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Just what would it require to take down this umbrella? And would you need to wait 1/2 an hour before it's useable again? :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Didn't you see the picture of the couch??

elye Community Regular
elye
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....am just kind of wondering how we don't get SHUT DOWN here............

I know, I know...... :ph34r::lol::lol:

Actually, this thread gets a lot of moderator attention. But, those mods are active participants in the silliness.

And those moderators who are not regulars in Sillyville probably just roll their eyes and think, "Well....if we just ignore them, perhaps they will go away...." :lol:

Seriously, explicit topics have been graphically discussed in many other threads. The rules allow for it.

...Just don't mention Altoids...... :ph34r::ph34r::o

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
...Just don't mention Altoids...... :ph34r::ph34r::o

Or the toaster.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
...Just don't mention Altoids...... :ph34r::ph34r::o

Or the toaster.

Oh yeah!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
OMG....Now I am really starting to wonder about myself......I don't find the bar/circumsized penii (plural form of penis)/debate incident unbelievable at all.

Not at ALL!!!!

How could the topic not come up be raised a topic?

<methinks the hard-to-believe part was wearing them TO A BAR w/out the bachelorette party in tow>

So, Emily, do these famous earrings look like Open Original Shared Link?

Or, are we talking more something like Open Original Shared Link?

Oh, wait, it is usually dark in a bar--it must be Open Original Shared Link!

:lol:

:lol:

You crazies, travelling off piste..... :lol:

Ooooooooo a well-said off piste!

Actually, no. Mine are hanging, um, the other way....like they do on a man who is....um....(love this word and simply MUST say it)....flaccid. :lol:

:lol: 'tis a fine word & hard to work into a tight

conversation

.

Gad, I'm thinking I should just put up a new avatar.....me in my penis earrings..... :ph34r:

Well you certainly have NO CHOICE NOWWWWWWW!!!!!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Seriously, explicit topics have been graphically discussed in many other threads. The rules allow for it.

Uh-oh my toaster sprung a leak! :ph34r:

******************************

Doesn't Susie look different in this latest av?

None of the others made me think of . ...who? .. .maybe Sandra Bullock? Or some other actress .. .. ..no prev av did.

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elye Community Regular
elye
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Not at ALL!!!!

How could the topic not come up be raised a topic?

<methinks the hard-to-believe part was wearing them TO A BAR w/out the bachelorette party in tow>

Oh, C'mon, guys! Totally believable. Young and foolish...y'know.....Probably one of the less exciting things I've found myself doing.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT NOBODY ELSE HERE HAS EVER OWNED PENIS CLOTHING/ACCESSORIES??! :lol::lol:

Doesn't Susie look different in this latest av?

None of the others made me think of . ...who? .. .maybe Sandra Bullock? Or some other actress .. .. ..no prev av did.

She took it out of a Walmart frame. It is, in fact, Ms. Bullock. I put it in there. :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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She took it out of a Walmart frame. It is, in fact, Ms. Bullock. I put it in there. :lol::lol:

I am so gullible--I went back to look :ph34r:

Susie looks so happy she's actually glowing :D A little S. Bullock-ish.....

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Susie looks so happy she's actually glowing :D A little S. Bullock-ish.....

Yep. What a gorgeous girl.... :)

tom Contributor
tom
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Or the toaster.

Oh Darn it!!!!!!! Beat me on the toaster reference!!! :angry:

(I was too slow trying to participate at stoplights again .. . . .<excuses excuses>)

elye Community Regular
elye
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Yep. What a gorgeous girl.... :)

Um....yeah, something that will never be said about me in my current av. :lol::lol:

Gad, time for a new pic......... :rolleyes:<_<

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Um....yeah, something that will never be said about me in my current av. :lol::lol:

Gad, time for a new pic......... :rolleyes:<_<

I think you look pretty darn (sorry Janet) good for someone about to hurl :P (that arm over your stomach :lol: )

Night sillies--gotta put on my PJ's and get ready to watch Lost :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

Gawd, I can not imagine this. For the ladies only, I suppose. ;) Is it to be eaten al dente, or is it better when it is still quite hard? :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

Of course you do!!!!

Anybody else NOT surprised by this???

But here is the real question . . . if it's gluten pasta, why do you still have it?? Oh wait . . . I know . . . you've been keeping it around as a conversation piece. Just looking and waiting for that chance to mention that you have penis pasta!! Boy did we walk right into that one!!! Where do you keep it?? In a quart jar on your coffee table??

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Gawd, I can not imagine this. For the ladies only, I suppose. ;) Is it to be eaten al dente, or is it better when it is still quite hard? :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

Well, Peter Patti'd that one!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

On second thought . . . Jess just said she can no longer eat it . . . doesn't mean it's gluten pasta . . . could be she has just sworn off men in all forms for a while. Is it Tinkyada's brown rice penis pasta?

Don't you just love the illiteration of penis pasta?

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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She took it out of a Walmart frame. It is, in fact, Ms. Bullock. I put it in there. :lol::lol:

*snort*

oh, here's something, David has NEVEr and ah mean NEVER been to Walmart. Refuses to go. I have begged, oh please, let me take you......he HAS agreed to go to the garden department, as my sherpa. ;) Then, I will spot "something shiny" near the entrance betwixt garden and main store, and BAM, he's in. :lol: <don't tell him>

I am so gullible--I went back to look :ph34r:

Susie looks so happy she's actually glowing :D A little S. Bullock-ish.....

:wub:

Um....yeah, something that will never be said about me in my current av. :lol::lol:

Gad, time for a new pic......... :rolleyes:<_<

:lol: but, it's in my top ten fave avs of all time.....and I chortle every time I see it.....

I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

:unsure:

:lol:

are you sure they're not penne? Penne, as you know, are quills....quite a bit different than penii........ :lol:

Gawd, I can not imagine this. For the ladies only, I suppose. ;) Is it to be eaten al dente, or is it better when it is still quite hard? :ph34r:

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Peter really HAS done a Patti!!!!!!!! :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Gawd, I can not imagine this. For the ladies only, I suppose. ;) Is it to be eaten al dente, or is it better when it is still quite hard? :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am still at work. Stop making me cry just when my boss walks in!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Peter really HAS done a Patti!!!!!!!! :lol:

Oh . . . be careful there, Susie . . . we're not suppose to talk about religion . . . you need to stick with the penis topic!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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um.........Sandra Bullock??? :blink: only if she is filthy, unwashed, hungover, wearing hardly any makeup and out hiking around wtih a kissey boy. ;)

maybe in the photo.....but not remotely in real life. I used to get Jackie Kennedy all the time, when I was younger, much more chic and actually wore professional clothing and shoes w/ toes AND heels, and had my hair in a chin-length bob........

OMG! You know - when you're single - - you can just lay around in your slovenly squalor all day..........I must get dinner going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :blink::lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Oh . . . be careful there, Susie . . . we're not suppose to talk about religion . . . you need to stick with the penis topic!!

*snort*

:lol:

oh. Right. My bad.

:lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Emily said FLACCID and Peter is out of control!!!!! OMGAWD! Wait, how many moderators are on tis thread? Me, Patti, Peter. Did I miss anyone else?

2) Engor. . . .errr .. . Gorgeous??? :lol:

Just what would it require to take down this umbrella? And would you need to wait 1/2 an hour before it's useable again? :lol:

Bah! :lol: :lol: Depends, if it's a new umbrella it only works for 3 minutes but is ready to go again in 15 minutes. It can Literally stay up open a ll night.

Yep. And it's only good for thirty-second rain showers. You'll need a cigarette when you take it down..... :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol:

...Just don't mention Altoids...... :ph34r::ph34r::o

Oh GAWD I miss Altoids jokes!! Remember the Altoid trophy? Ahhh....

I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

Speechless!!!!!!!!!! You could cook it and then throw it against the wall to see if it sticks and then it will be projectile penis pasta :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I have some penis pasta (which I can no longer eat)

I actually had some of this, as well, a few years ago, given to me by my best and craziest friend. It seemed like such a waste, cooking and eating something that was so shockingly hilarious. I wondered about donating it to the kids' kindergarten class for macaroni picture art projects....but I figured that the school staff may not have the same sense of humour as I, and Children's Aid may be notified..... :lol:

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