The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[blueeyedmanda]

AMANDA!!! ....NO more sending me links of STUNNING purses!!......I MUST curb my spending ..toot sweet

In fact, after receiving today's bank statement I am midst of a 'financial audit' ...god ONLY knows where all the money goes but it's GOT TO STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Nikki

I know about money going all too well! See the beginning of the month is rough since all bills are due. Now we get paid this coming Friday but let me tell you my bank account is very low at the moment....and with the weak American Economy right now everything is costing more.....

[elye]

OMGAWD- why does it sound dirty to say we saw Nikki's tatt?

This word sounds like it is short for something--revealing the totally un-hip part of my character, here--Where in hell does tatt come from? I assume it means "merchandise" or sumfin....hmmmm......Nikki's stuff doesn't look tattered....

Amanda- I hope today is much better!!!!!!! And I can uhm, take care of your problem (if you know what I mean ) for some buffalo wings!

Just call her Bev Corleone......

Kitty Will.....AKA

Will-bee

Willoughby

Wallaby

Wilhelm (my German roots )

Kitty Lucy.....AKA

Lou-lou

Lucy Locket

Loola- loola- tinkerbell

Amanda!! These are perfect names for you to start calling Stalkerchick. And when you call out to her using one of these names, make sure to have a small, subtle, unreadable smile on your face. She won't know what in hell is going on.....

[Mtndog]

Just call her Bev Corleone......

Don't I need like some gross kind of animal head? Never saw the movie but i could put a rotted, smelly watermelon in her bed. :lol:

[blueeyedmanda]

Sillies- things have settled down in the office today. I think yesterday was the breaking point for everyone. For once I didn't get upset which was a milestone indeed. But the other two girls both reached their breaking points and although it was not pretty...today things are almost normal, we are joking again and being nice. My cubie mate is still cautious and I don't blame her but the attitudes are better.....we have all been stressed out...We let go and now we all feel better.

[elye]

Don't I need like some gross kind of animal head? Never saw the movie but i could put a rotted, smelly watermelon in her bed.

Yes, watermelon...much easier to take than what appeared in the poor chap's bed in the movie...(looking uncomfortably at Bev's av).....

So, guys, my dad is getting some tests run...an ultrasound, and I think a scope of some sort....there's a fair amount of blood in his urine.....

He's not in any pain, though....resting, and waiting....

Stay tuned. :hopefulface:

[Mtndog]

YIPPEE Amanda!!!!!!!

Yes, watermelon...much easier to take than what appeared in the poor chap's bed in the movie...(looking uncomfortably at Bev's av).....

So, guys, my dad is getting some tests run...an ultrasound, and I think a scope of some sort....there's a fair amount of blood in his urine.....

He's not in any pain, though....resting, and waiting....

Stay tuned. :hopefulface:

Emily- fear not- it's just Yoda cat

Prayers and good thoughts for you and your dad

And Susie and Kissey and everyone else who needs them!!!

[jerseyangel]

Hi Bev Love the new kitty av--I think I want to use one, too.

Emily--thinking about your dad...

Amanda, glad things have settled down at the office.

Yes--a watermelon would be much preferable than what was used in the movie! I actually saw "The Godfather" when I was around 14 with my godfather (and godmother).

I think the water from our well is not agreeing with me I normally drink spring water, but looking back over the last few months since we moved here, the times I've been nauseous (like last night) have been when I have used a decent amount of tap water--like ice cubes or homemade soup or tea. I have a problem with coconut, and I'm thinking there must be some sort of filter? Or maybe the minerals? Jess?

Just thinking out loud--don't want to get to technical here

Susie--how is David today? Have the abx helped at all?

[nikki-uk]

Emily -- good vibes to your Dad

Yoda cat

Emily, Open Original Shared Link is what you need to keep your drive clear of snow

Patti - I wonder if your 'new' water has more minerals in it??

Whenever we've gone to Spain we've had to have bottled water - although there's nothing 'wrong' with their tap water, it just has got wayyy more minerals than our delicate British tums can cope with

[tom]

. . . it just seemed like something Emily would say .. .

Why thank you!

Got a big playoff hockey game tonight....DD is pumped.

Ooooooooo what FUN!!! Good Luck Sophie!!

Don't I need like some gross kind of animal head? Never saw the movie but i could put a rotted, smelly watermelon in her bed. :lol:

And send Gallagher by for the icing on the cake

[jerseyangel]

Patti - I wonder if your 'new' water has more minerals in it??

Whenever we've gone to Spain we've had to have bottled water - although there's nothing 'wrong' with their tap water, it just has got wayyy more minerals than our delicate British tums can cope with

Yeah--that's kinda what I'm thinking.

And send Gallagher by for the icing on the cake

I thought of Gallagher too with all the watermelon talk!

[jerseyangel]

Nikki--

I keep meaning to ask--is Alan getting excited about his trip to Florida?

[Jestgar]

Patti - I wonder if your 'new' water has more minerals in it??

Whenever we've gone to Spain we've had to have bottled water - although there's nothing 'wrong' with their tap water, it just has got wayyy more minerals than our delicate British tums can cope with

or different bacteria

[jerseyangel]

or different bacteria

That's true, too. We had the water tested as part of the home inspection process, but I tend to be super sensitive. Neither Mark or Matt have had any problems with the water.

[nikki-uk]

Nikki--

I keep meaning to ask--is Alan getting excited about his trip to Florida?

I think Terry & I are more excited!!!

There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for Disneyland.......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!''

[blueeyedmanda]

I think Terry & I are more excited!!!

There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for Disneyland.......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!''

I bet he will like it across the pond

[jerseyangel]

There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for Disneyland.......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!''

That is SO great! He's gonna have a ball! Just a few more weeks....

[elye]

Emily, Open Original Shared Link is what you need to keep your drive clear of snow

EXCELLENT!! Saddle me up one of 'ose!!....

Whenever we've gone to Spain we've had to have bottled water - although there's nothing 'wrong' with their tap water, it just has got wayyy more minerals than our delicate British tums can cope with

There you are, Patti....a tremendous excuse to fly over to Spain for a couple of weeks...medical diagnostic.....

I think Terry & I are more excited!!!

There is currently an advert repeatedly being shown on tv here for Disneyland.......everytime Alan sees it he shrieks ''I'm going!!!!'' ''I'm going!!!!!!''

When does he go, Nikki? So exciting.........

Um.....I'm a little nervous.....we have always heard from Susie by now, come hell or high water or trouble-breathing-cause-she's-laughing-too-hard-wif-her-mom.

....Hope all is okay with David.....

...Sooooooozie! Check in, please.......!

[DingoGirl]

HALLOOOOOOOOOO my sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a drive-by here - not much time.

I have spent two hours of my morning in Dental Savagery.......had a giant, cavernous hole drilled in me cabbage head......mygawd!!!!! now it's filled.....but needs a crown eventually - to the tune of $1200. Oh, and plus, now there's mercury coursing through my body.... <not concerned>

Susie!! This sounds like good news, the discovery of a splinter in David's eye....Certanly this must be the cause of his eye problems. Question: How on earth could he have gotten a wooden splinter in his eye and not realized it?

um......that would be because he's a MAN.

and, he thinks it was during demolition of a wall in his house a couple of months ago - contrary to popular opinion that it attached itself during an outhouse expedition at Last Chance.

He feels better today, has had three rounds of abx, but has still been advised to go to my wonderful dermatologist on Friday. <shocked shocked SHOCKED that he agreed to take a new patient - I pleaded and begged and D will be bringing him a bottle of Cuvee M champagne!!!!!!!!)

Got a big playoff hockey game tonight....DD is pumped. This team is the dirtiest in the division--rare at any level for girls. They slash, hit and check (this is non-contact) with reckless abandon, and are apparently coached to do so. They also (this makes me shudder) swear at and threaten our girls when they get in our faces as they're tied up with the puck...things like " you f**kin' li'l witch...watch for me"....They're clever, as most of it is missed by the less-than-stellar refs.

OMG.......how uncivilized!!!!!!!!

Em - saying prayers for your dad.....

Oh my gaaaawd......Open Original Shared Link ....very slow - COME ON BIDDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - love your Old Tatt (Bev - dirty sounding ) um, jeans, sorry, too small here.....maybe Jenn can buy them......Miss Size Zero.

speaking of Jenn - she did have coffee, which turned into dinner (sushi) and then ice cream w/ Dr. LightSalad last night....it was acceptable, she says, but not overly stellar. He is of good character, nice looking, I told her to be patient and give it a few more tries.

Angus is now Dingus, Dingie or Genghis. Weve actually been trying to trick him with "Genghis, KAHN!" instead of Angus, come.

excellent! Dingus!

Annie:

AnnieGirl

Bug

Love Bug

Weasel

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer

Weezee*

*current fave and the one she now goes by - er, the one by which she now goes

Nicola - love yer pet nicknames.....

Don't I need like some gross kind of animal head? Never saw the movie but i could put a rotted, smelly watermelon in her bed.

excellent

Thanks for all the kind words for my Kissey! We are so excited to go to the cabin this Friday. Oh, did I tell you guys? we're going to MY family's cabin, w/ a real toilet, actual shower, a microwave, and ELECTRICITY!!!!!

Um......what in hell else did I want to say?

Patti - the water? heinous......but if that's the problem at least you can get it figured out, hopefully......

Janet - what's going on there, this evening and morning heinosity?

Amanda - so glad you're having a better day..............

who'd I forget?

NURSE SARAH!!!!!!!!!!! so nice to see you pooping in again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see you, sillies..........

[Mtndog]

I think I just saw a typing Dingey!!!!!!!!! Hope it's good news

Hi Bev Love the new kitty av--I think I want to use one, too.

I think the water from our well is not agreeing with me I normally drink spring water, but looking back over the last few months since we moved here, the times I've been nauseous (like last night) have been when I have used a decent amount of tap water--like ice cubes or homemade soup or tea. I have a problem with coconut, and I'm thinking there must be some sort of filter? Or maybe the minerals? Jess?

Oh Patti- Do you need kitty photos? I got some funny ones today!!!!!!!!!!

My dad has a problem with coconut too....and a very sensitive tummy. Hope you feel better

Emily, Open Original Shared Link is what you need to keep your drive clear of snow

OH MY GAWD- how cute is Dennis??? I want one as a pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or different bacteria

Jess said the B word ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................

[jerseyangel]

Oh Patti- Do you need kitty photos? I got some funny ones today!!!!!!!!!!

My dad has a problem with coconut too....and a very sensitive tummy. Hope you feel better

I think I got the same ones you did this morning...from a certain mouse?

Interesting that your dad has problems with coconut--maybe spring water would be helpful to his stomach. It makes all the difference for me.

[Darn210]

OK . . . I'm not "quoting" again so I'll probably screw this up . . . however not much to say so hopefully NOT.

Bev . . . Yoda cat av

Em . . . tell your daughter to kick their a$$es (or for a small fee of buffalo wings, Bev will do it for her). Prayers for dad.

Cabbage Head Susie . . . sounds better already for Kissey. Heinosity is an upcoming tonsilectomy for my son on Monday. I believe I will start a thread. No need to get bogged down here. Stress is from his overall drama, over-reacting, and (this morning) screaming at the blood draw "They're hurting me!!!!! They're hurting me!!!!" . . . this is typical for him but still not fun.

Names for my dog (I had most of this in a caption once so some of this is a repeat)

Josie (actual name)

Josephine

Jo

JoDog

JoBob

JoBobbafet

Josie Doodle

Josie Josie Bo Bosie Banana Fana Fo Fosie Me My Mo Mosie Josie (and yes, I do actually call her that but only when no one else is home )

[jerseyangel]

Heinosity is an upcoming tonsilectomy for my son on Monday. I believe I will start a thread. No need to get bogged down here. Stress is from his overall drama, over-reacting, and (this morning) screaming at the blood draw "They're hurting me!!!!! They're hurting me!!!!" . . . this is typical for him but still not fun.

Oh Janet--that can take a lot out of you ...one of my boys was a fainter and the other a screamer

I will be thinking good thoughts that the procedure goes smoothly and gets here quickly because the hardest part is the waiting.

[elye]

Em . . . tell your daughter to kick their a$es (or for a small fee of buffalo wings, Bev will do it for her).

YES!! Great idea, Janet!! We'll send Bev out on the ice in full uniform, and sick'er on these HEINOUS girls. She'll be covered in padding and helmet--everyone will think she's a thirteen-year old bantam player. Bev, you can stab them with yer picc line!! That'll scare the sh!t out of 'em...I can just hear the big, bullying forward clambouring off the ice..."Holy crap!! Don't get near that one with the flowing hair and mad stare...she bloody STABS ya with something!"

Heinosity is an upcoming tonsilectomy for my son on Monday. I believe I will start a thread. No need to get bogged down here. Stress is from his overall drama, over-reacting, and (this morning) screaming at the blood draw "They're hurting me!!!!! They're hurting me!!!!" . . .

Oh, yuck, Janet. Having your kid undergo surgery is tough. I feel your stress/pain....

[elye]

Patti!!

Who are those crazies in you new av?

[jerseyangel]

All these nicknames. Actually, Allo's given name is Garth--but I started calling him Allo so much that it stuck years ago, so we consider that his name.