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[Darn210]

I clicked on your link at work and was NOT amused!

HOLY CRA@P!!!! I'm sure that's not what it used to be.

Good heavens--I don't blame you. This post is from 2006, and I can assure you that when he posted, it was a hairstyle gallery.

I apologize for whatever happened here, and will remove the post right now. Since you quoted it, would you please go back and erase the link in your post? Thank you

You might need to PM her Patti . . . she might not come back after that.

Good news about your dad, Em.

Glad to hear you're feeling better, Tom. I meant to mention that I liked your new av, too. Are you still on the BugBeGone Humaworm? Or did it just stop making you feel so bad? Or (without quoting) did you want to make a confession about the "cheating" that you alluded to a couple of pages back????? Hmmmmmmm????

Let the buggers (I'm talkin' hair now, people, not Ptaum's pets) turn grEy!!!! I can't be bothered!! Did I tell you guys I only wear mascara and chapstick?

[jerseyangel]

You might need to PM her Patti . . . she might not come back after that.

Done

[DingoGirl]

Can you not see him while he's got Li'l Kissey with him, Susie? I'm assuming that you haven't met him yet....will this happen soon? You must be so curious to get to know your love's son--how exciting! Maybe a bit scarey, too?

Yes, I am a bit askeert. David has brought up the subject of me, and my pictures are on teh fridge for - well, nearly the whole time we've dated - adn Erik's seen them, but said nothing. Finally, yours truly was brought up (phrasal verb?) and.....Erik wasn't too interested in talking about it, so that was that. Must be handled delicately.....and crap, I"m used to GIRLS, not boys.....

EMILY! great news about your dad! a whole MONTH in the hospital? holy cow....

TOM - LURVE yer parade!!!!!!

Let the buggers (I'm talkin' hair now, people, not Ptaum's pets) turn grEy!!!! I can't be bothered!! Did I tell you guys I only wear mascara and chapstick?

well now THAT just makes me want to HURT you

[Ridgewalker]

Sarah...if you're going for the patches (re smoking) careful of the 24 hr ones.........they seriously mess up your sleep ...and give you crazy dreams.

I used to take mine off at night (after about 3 days of disturbed sleep )

NOW ya tell me!!! I put the first patch on last night, and Ho-lee crap, did I have some crazy dreams last night, one of them involving Patti, Emily, and myself getting a loft apartment together a la Friends. I'm not kidding, you guys are even in my dreams. Actually, the dreams didn't bother me, so much as the twitchy-ness. Restless legs, and whole-body twitches too.

I'll try one more night, because I really don't want to wake up wanting a cigarette. But if the twitches continue, I'll have to take it off at night.

But overall it's working GREAT. Haven't had a single cigarette all day, and it's not complete torture. (Just mild torture )

PS-- The loft in the dream was sooo awesome, much cooler and more vintagey than the Friends loft.

[tom]

Are you still on the BugBeGone Humaworm? Or did it just stop making you feel so bad? Or (without quoting) did you want to make a confession about the "cheating" that you alluded to a couple of pages back????? Hmmmmmmm????

Oh I AM still playin' passtheparasite

Confession? I thought I'd confessed in mentioning it.

Details I can do! I knew that local WhF had these but never went to the area where they are. Deeeeeeeeee-LISHus brownies from a San Francisco Gluten-free Casein-free <yeti/yeast-free too!> bakery named CRAVE.

<drool> ohhhhhhh so good

1st brownie or cake-type thing I've had in . .. . .wow . .. .this is a toughie . ...maybe 8 yrs? Maybe 10. I really don't remember. Before going everything-free in '05 I was buying gluten-free cookies mostly.

[Darn210]

Good heavens--I don't blame you. This post is from 2006, and I can assure you that when he posted, it was a hairstyle gallery.

So . . . I had to go back . . . 'tis in my nature . . . apparently, that link was from page TWO!!!!! Now that might be a little hint why no one wants to join us. They start reading at the beginning, get to page two, become offended and off they go . . . Oh, and then there's Emily for the ones that start at this end.

[DingoGirl]

So . . . I had to go back . . . 'tis in my nature . . . apparently, that link was from page TWO!!!!! Now that might be a little hint why no one wants to join us. They start reading at the beginning, get to page two, become offended and off they go . . . Oh, and then there's Emily for the ones that start at this end.

:lol:

I think she's nailed it

[Darn210]

Details I can do! I knew that local WhF had these but never went to the area where they are. Deeeeeeeeee-LISHus brownies from a San Francisco Gluten-free Casein-free <yeti/yeast-free too!> bakery named CRAVE.

<drool> ohhhhhhh so good

gfcfyf . . . so what was the problem? . . . or did it have . . . *gasp* . . . soy?

[tom]

NOW ya tell me!!! I put the first patch on last night, and Ho-lee crap, did I have some crazy dreams last night, one of them involving Patti, Emily, and myself getting a loft apartment together a la Friends.

Heeee-LARRY-us!!!!!

Next time can I & Peter and/or Richard live across the hall?????????

Was I the only one who saw King Richard IN-THREAD less than an hour ago?

[tom]

gfcfyf . . . so what was the problem? . . . or did it have . . . *gasp* . . . soy?

S U G A R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was 100% off sugar & all sweeteners & fruit & even vegetables having a remote touch of sweetness to them, like carrots & red bell peppers.

I still see it as cheating to have anything w/ any sort of sugar or sweetener. (Oops - except the bit of brown rice syrup in my hazelnut milk, which doesn't taste sweet & beLIEVE me I easily notice sweet)

[Mtndog]

Hello My Sillies!!!!!!! Where HAVE I been? If anyone knows, please let ME know. :blink: susieQ-I'm glad that you are feeling better and Ptaum too (beware the wormies!)

Well, OK, I have been rather busy feeling wretched interviewing strong men for the gardening assistant position open at my estate this summer (OK- so I don't REALLY have an estate!). I Open Original Shared Link Has no experience but I'm SURE he'll work out fine!

That one almost got by me

Oh- almost got bev'd again!

I can't believe (and honestly, I think my husband thinks I'm wackl) what good friends you guys are without meeting in person or going on outings and all that stuff!!

I know :wub: but I'm gonna get to actually meet you! BONUS!

Hey! Just got a call from the hospital - - Dad's coming home, so I gotta go get him. He's been there a month...can you believe it?

yahoo!!!!!!!!! OUR dad is coming home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: You know, our pets, our dads!!!!!!!!

I clicked on your link at work and was NOT amused!

Good gosh- when good links go bad!

I had a My Space page for a short time--Bronco started a Celiac group over there--anyway some guy tried to hit on me (not from the Celiac group and obviously nearsighted).

Now Miss Patti, I would beg to differ......

Got it . ...one avatoilettar coming up!

Back by Poopular Demandworming!

Open Original Shared Link Destruction!!

Oh I AM still playin' passtheparasite

I have been feeling like one big booger lately and then yesterday, thought I was out of the woods so I started my new blood pressure medication this a.m followed by two hours of wretched nausea and what-goes-along with that. Then i get a phone call that one of my IV meds has been recalled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alas, trying to keep chin up- Kurt and I are going to the Cape/Nantucket this weekend. It's going to rain all weekend and I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

[nikki-uk]

NOW ya tell me!!! I put the first patch on last night, and Ho-lee crap, did I have some crazy dreams last night, one of them involving Patti, Emily, and myself getting a loft apartment together a la Friends. I'm not kidding, you guys are even in my dreams. Actually, the dreams didn't bother me, so much as the twitchy-ness. Restless legs, and whole-body twitches too.

....sorry....yeah the twitches!!!!!!!!

I just used to have a patch ready (packet already open) on the bedside table.

.. ...alarm would go off....slapped on the patch.....VOILA!!

There is around a 20 min gap before the patch kicks in BUT the gum can cover you in that dodgy time

OMGawd - I sound like a hardcore rehabber

Good work Sarah!!

PS-- The loft in the dream was sooo awesome, much cooler and more vintagey than the Friends loft.

Tasteful crazy dreams are indeed a bonus

Was I the only one who saw King Richard IN-THREAD less than an hour ago?

T'was where his old link led that brought him out of his cave I tell ya

[DingoGirl]

T'was where his old link led that brought him out of his cave I tell ya

Yes, this is what I was going to say - - he had to fix his good-links-gone-bad situation!!!!!! and you know.....he really should write a small summary on the first page of this thread - -saying - - "just jump to page 200 to see what it's REALLY about" ha ha wackl

BEAVERLY!!!!!!!!! so HEINOUS on your nausea, poopy cow! but - OMG - I finally figured out where that gorgeous guy was from from whence that gorgeous guy emerged - - he was the MASSIVE hottie in Love Actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But - - I'm sorry to have to tell you - - he IS coming here for an extended stay, to help me finish painting the house, etc. I"ll SEE if I can send him when he's finished.......that is, if he actually WANTS to leave here....... :lol:

I phorgot what else - and Squeezee is staring - wants a walk - mommy does not WANT to walk now - but - I must.......

Sarah - love the loft dream.........

later my sillies

[blueeyedmanda]

I also have a Myspace, I think it's fun.

If anyone wants to be my myspace friend pm me....I'll add you guys, it will be nice to have my silly friends on there

[nikki-uk]

I also have a Myspace, I think it's fun.

If anyone wants to be my myspace friend pm me....I'll add you guys, it will be nice to have my silly friends on there

...but... .....I'm scared.....

[elye]

Richard is probably quietly reading and chuckling at how his link morphed into the depths of depravity

Still not certain how this happened...someone switched the link address, just to be mean/rude/stoopid?....Was it perhaps the person who posted here from work a couple of pages back, claiming to be "not amused?".....

I'll have to see if I can get roomie to lie down in the background of the photo, for thematic continuity

Janet!! Another project for you.....we need you to superimpose roomie behind Ptaum's worm in his new av. In fact, he could go everywhere...at the feet of the Kisseys in Big Sur, underneath the bar where my absinthe girl sits, beside Landen, wrapped around Patti's crystal glasses, or around Julie....

Let the buggers (I'm talkin' hair now, people, not Ptaum's pets) turn grEy!!!! I can't be bothered!! Did I tell you guys I only wear mascara and chapstick?

Well! Just wait until the gals over in Mineral-freeville hear about you!

one of them involving Patti, Emily, and myself getting a loft apartment together a la Friends. I'm not kidding, you guys are even in my dreams.

Yay! I made it into a dream!

Sarah, please tell me I was Courtenay Cox - - a longtime dream of mine....

Oh I AM still playin' passtheparasite

Whoa! Anything like Password?! My family's always looking out for new board games. Think you may need to be in fairly intimate company for this one......

So . . . I had to go back . . . 'tis in my nature . . . apparently, that link was from page TWO!!!!! Now that might be a little hint why no one wants to join us. They start reading at the beginning, get to page two, become offended and off they go . . . Oh, and then there's Emily for the ones that start at this end.

Yep, we got both ends covered.....

[Mtndog]

Heeee-LARRY-us!!!!!

Next time can I & Peter and/or Richard live across the hall?????????

Was I the only one who saw King Richard IN-THREAD less than an hour ago?

What a great dream- I've always said they need communities (like the one my dad lives in) for peeps our age cuz it would be like living in a dorm. But we would have to have cooler apartments.....like the one in your dream!!!!!!!! Egads- imagine Ptaum, Peter and Richard. Let's see- I think Richard would be Chandler, Ptaum would be Joey "How YOU doing?' and Peter would be Ross

Clearly Susie is Phoebe!!!!!!!!!!!!"Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

And I meant to say....you GO Sarah- I'm rooting for you on the quitting smoking!

And poor Richard's link.....oy vey! I just typed it in instead of clicking on it and got a TOTALLY different website!

he was the MASSIVE hottie in Love Actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But - - I'm sorry to have to tell you - - he IS coming here for an extended stay, to help me finish painting the house, etc. I"ll SEE if I can send him when he's finished.......that is, if he actually WANTS to leave here....... :lol:

Tis true BUT he is currently an out of work actor I called the FAA cuz I got friends in high places and they have rerouted his plane so he will not parachute out over Phresno.

[Darn210]

Still not certain how this happened...someone switched the link address, just to be mean/rude/stoopid?....Was it perhaps the person who posted here from work a couple of pages back, claiming to be "not amused?".....

Oh No . . . it was more like a year and a half ago, that link lead to some heinous mullet hair-do's . . . but now that particular address is under new management and leads to . . . some different kind of hair . . . and all kinds of doings

Well! Just wait until the gals over in Mineral-freeville hear about you!

They already know. When I went looking for Richard, they tried to reel me in, but I was havin' none of that!!! If you put make-up on in the morning, you have to get up earlier (<---Hardly ever get to use that one!)

Whoa! Anything like Password?! My family's always looking out for new board games. Think you may need to be in fairly intimate company for this one......

More like "Pass the Present" . . . whenever the music stops, who ever is holding the parasite gets to . . . keep it???

[jerseyangel]

NOW ya tell me!!! I put the first patch on last night, and Ho-lee crap, did I have some crazy dreams last night, one of them involving Patti, Emily, and myself getting a loft apartment together a la Friends. I'm not kidding, you guys are even in my dreams. Actually, the dreams didn't bother me, so much as the twitchy-ness. Restless legs, and whole-body twitches too.

Your dream--I love it! Hope you sleep better tonight, though.

Was I the only one who saw King Richard IN-THREAD less than an hour ago?

I saw him on the online list....not here, though.

I have been feeling like one big booger lately and then yesterday, thought I was out of the woods so I started my new blood pressure medication this a.m followed by two hours of wretched nausea and what-goes-along with that. Then i get a phone call that one of my IV meds has been recalled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alas, trying to keep chin up- Kurt and I are going to the Cape/Nantucket this weekend. It's going to rain all weekend and I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Bevie Wevie, you poor thing Take heart--I've been on BP meds for years now and they all affected me like that in the beginning, but your system should get used to it soon. The "water pill" type was the worst for me--I can't take those at all--I think they really can affect the inner ear.

Have a great time this weekend!

How jealous am I of you and Janet getting to meet

OMGawd - I sound like a hardcore rehabber

Still not certain how this happened...someone switched the link address, just to be mean/rude/stoopid?....Was it perhaps the person who posted here from work a couple of pages back, claiming to be "not amused?".....

I've toiled this afternoon getting rid of all evidence of the unfortunate linkage snafu. Don't quite know how it happened--some sort of odd mixup, I suspect, but it wasn't the unamused poster....she just happened onto it. Probably would have happened sooner or later.

Onward and upward!

[Darn210]

And poor Richard's link.....oy vey! I just typed it in instead of clicking on it and got a TOTALLY different website!

Really???

The links are gone now so I can't test it out for meself.

[Darn210]

How jealous am I of you and Janet getting to meet

Oh Yes . . . I'm even going to Nantucket with Bev & Kurt!!!!

Actually, all we've got are phone numbers and no plans . . . Bev's got a very busy schedule . . . she's going to try and squeeze me in.

[Ridgewalker]

Well, for the first time, I just got busted for over emoticonizing! How utterly style-cramping and expressiveness-squashing! HARUMPH!

....sorry....yeah the twitches!!!!!!!!

I just used to have a patch ready (packet already open) on the bedside table.

.. ...alarm would go off....slapped on the patch.....VOILA!!

There is around a 20 min gap before the patch kicks in BUT the gum can cover you in that dodgy time

OMGawd - I sound like a hardcore rehabber

Good work Sarah!!

Thanks! Hey that's a good idea... Actually, I hit the snooze button for about 30 minutes anyway, lol ... So if I put the patch on the first time I hit it, then by the time I'm really awake, it'll be working. Perfect!

Yay! I made it into a dream!

Sarah, please tell me I was Courtenay Cox - - a longtime dream of mine....

Oh, totally! lol

What a great dream- I've always said they need communities (like the one my dad lives in) for peeps our age cuz it would be like living in a dorm. But we would have to have cooler apartments.....like the one in your dream!!!!!!!! Egads- imagine Ptaum, Peter and Richard. Let's see- I think Richard would be Chandler, Ptaum would be Joey "How YOU doing?' and Peter would be Ross

Clearly Susie is Phoebe!!!!!!!!!!!!"Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

Omg, I think so too-- I would love it if we could get back to living in tiny villages or compounds... Yeah, that'd be awesome. (Not a primitive village, like without electricity and hot water, though. lol ) Your casting for the guys!!! EXACTLY what I thought when Tom mentioned it! lol

And I meant to say....you GO Sarah- I'm rooting for you on the quitting smoking!

Thanks!

Your dream--I love it! Hope you sleep better tonight, though.

Thanks! I think I will. The lack of sleep last night has made me quite exhausted already... yawwwwwn... and it's only about 5:30.

Plus it's all rainy and chilly again. It was almost 80 the past couple days, then we got this darn cold front... And it's like 45. Probably the same thing you and Amanda are getting. Makes me want to hibernate!

[tom]

Dandy new av Pseuzee - I'll guess Granite Creek :1eyebrowupface:

Bev said Nantucket & chin in the same sentence.

Janet!! Another project for you.....we need you to superimpose roomie behind Ptaum's worm in his new av. In fact, he could go everywhere...at the feet of the Kisseys in Big Sur, underneath the bar where my absinthe girl sits, beside Landen, wrapped around Patti's crystal glasses, or around Julie....

Well! Just wait until the gals over in Mineral-freeville hear about you!

Can't call it EM-ville can ya??

Whoa! Anything like Password?! My family's always looking out for new board games. Think you may need to be in fairly intimate company for this one......

EM!!!!!!!! Why must you force me to think these things!!! . .. .. Would it resemble that "Pass the Orange" game, where it's held under one's chin? Will youtubers soon find examples when searching for Fred Astaire doing Irving Berlin's "Cheek to Cheek"?

I called the FAA cuz I got friends in high places and they have rerouted his plane so he will not parachute out over Phresno.

[elye]

What a great dream- I've always said they need communities (like the one my dad lives in) for peeps our age cuz it would be like living in a dorm. But we would have to have cooler apartments.....like the one in your dream!!!!!!!! Egads- imagine Ptaum, Peter and Richard. Let's see- I think Richard would be Chandler, Ptaum would be Joey "How YOU doing?' and Peter would be Ross ...

Clearly Susie is Phoebe!!!!!!!!!!!!"Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

As long as I get to be Monica.....Okay, just LOOK like her - - for an hour, even.....

More like "Pass the Present" . . . whenever the music stops, who ever is holding the parasite gets to . . . keep it???

...Or Parasite Twister...I've always thought that lots of things could be passed around during that game.....

Your dream--I love it! Hope you sleep better tonight, though.

Patti, I could see us together in a cool little lofty apartment, with those crazy guys across the hall....you'd be on laundry duty. I'll chase away people we don't want around (and likely those who are welcome, as well) ...Sarah, ya gotta be smoke-free! (BTW, CONGRATS on the great day so far!! You're gonna do this.....!)

How jealous am I of you and Janet getting to meet

Me, too!! When, O when, shall we all meeteth together?

[jerseyangel]

Patti, I could see us together in a cool little lofty apartment, with those crazy guys across the hall....you'd be on laundry duty. I'll chase away people we don't want around (and likely those who are welcome, as well)

Can you imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue?